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Mengzi:

Here's another one, more expensive though: Google maidsnheels

was in the medical district area yesterday at noon - thought I would stop in at Yins. The door was locked and the open sign was not lit up. ???

[QUOTE=Skonsk]was in the medical district area yesterday at noon - thought I would stop in at Yins. The door was locked and the open sign was not lit up?[/QUOTE]It has been closed for a long while, like 4 months.

[QUOTE=Dee Mac]Looking for some relaxation, I found this ad under Therapuetic services on Craigslist

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1745288080.html[/url]

Maybe they should offer Colonics as they promise clean shits

Gotta Love the latinas.[/QUOTE]

"Maybe they should offer Colonics as they promise clean shits"

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Absolutely amazing

[url]http://www.macon.com/2010/05/18/1131561/dna-sample-resisted-in-massage.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow what a cop can say. Yeah your right it is amazing.

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[QUOTE=Mengzi]Absolutely amazing

[url]http://www.macon.com/2010/05/18/1131561/dna-sample-resisted-in-massage.html[/url][/QUOTE]Hilarious. "Before the officer could hand over the money, though, Cho grabbed him and performed oral sex, causing the officer to reach climax. " and since the DNA evidence was in a condom that means that he couldn't get his money or say no in the time it took her to put on a condom and get him off. Yeah right. It implies that he started out totally uncovered face up, he knew what he wanted and he was doing.

The moral of the story is that if you want to monger without risk of actually getting in trouble, plus actually get paid for getting a BJ, become a cop.

[QUOTE=Squat]Sophia does offer FS. You have to be a regular, and know how to talk to them. Still, this place has the best value for the buck.[/QUOTE]My experience differs.

First time ever there got FS for Sophia.

Didn't even use the gift of gab.

It was her idea.

Anyone here have experience with Kylie Luvv?

If so, please share or PM.

Thanks!

After a long timeout from the hobby, the last time I was out was at Singapore about 3 weeks before it was busted, due to money issues I decided to get back on the horse. After reading about it twice hear I decided to check out Oki Dokie on Chicago ave on Monday. I went to what I believed was Oki Dokie, the palce had purpleish tinted windows and a massage sign in the front window. However the problem was that there was a group of people standing out front and also there was seperate constant traffic going in and out of the apartment building above. So I decided to go to Sunkiss on the corner of Chicago and Ashland but again there was a group of people standing infront with flyers. So I decided to drive around for about 15-20 minutes to see if these people would leave but they didn't. Being paranoid about this and remebering Rose Spa was in the area I decided to go there for the first time ever. Paid 65 at the door and was led to the room. All I can say is I got a decent massage, no HE, table shower was done with a wash cloth covering Big Jim and the Twins. I was allowed a little roaming and tried everything to show I wasn't Leo but nothing.

Two things I wanted to know was has anybody else noticed groups of people standing in front of massage places in that neighborhood. I'm thinking maybe since CBS had that special about the place on Ashland people might start doing crap like this to try to drive places out of their area.

Second thing I want to know is Rose a legit place? Has anybody else had any luck at Rose or is this just everybody being extra carefull because of the recent bust and all the attention from CBS2. This was a little bit of a shock to me because the only place I ever didn't get atleast HE from before was Green Spa.

God I miss Singapore Spa.

I had spent some time in Chicago yesterday and just wanted to give a brief report on my findings.

Firstly let me say that I am far from a hobbyist, as my disposable income is limited.

A few weeks ago I had gone to the massage parlor in chicago called "elegant", nice latina I would guess late 30's casually dresses - she was the receptionist as well as the MT, decent massage, decent room, etc - Table shower at the end of massage.

It was a w/e rate of .4 at the door, and nothing extra to be had.

Just yesterday I was in Chi - and need I say desperate, I had called the Latina 312 number with the shits.

I will say that the lady who answered had very limited English skills and it took several attempts to get the address correct. - Its on Spaulding.

When I got there (its an apt) and older latina answered the door looked to be about 50 or so but in decent latina shape, although I wasn't impressed.

Its a (small) lower apt walk d/s enter small living room - one small bedroom to the right, mattress, candle, and a small radio.

Not a good start - Knock at the door, (im nervous) Its another girl, about 25 little on the heavy I would guess 25yrs old 5'7 160#s - Told the older lady I didn't need 4hand - choose the younger.

I got the whole story of the form members here dissing on them- so as she tells it, the apt local is temporary for a few days as their parlor is being set-up... she said there was another girl upstairs that use to practice and gave the local a bad rep. This girl said that by week end or next they would be in a more pro-fess location.

States they have 6 girls of all shaped & sizes - she was very down to earth and talkative .3 door + menu.

She also said her and a few others came from other parlors, english was very good.

All seem to have menus, and overall the massage was lacking and I'm not a big fan of baby oil, but on the flip and after nego. all was okay and I walked away happy with $ still in my pocket.

I got her direct # as I told her I honestly couldn't understand the main lady, and my guess is that if called she could moonlight.

In short, in my opinion it was a decent location, small but decent place - (temporary) and I wasn't really after a deep tissue massage anyways. - The girl was friendly, nice, and had more than a handful - was very liberal. And for the rate I paid - well worth it.

PM for more info.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]My experience differs.

First time ever there got FS for Sophia.

Didn't even use the gift of gab.

It was her idea.[/QUOTE]


Danny:

You must have caught her on a good day. IMHO, she's certifiably nuts. But while we're on the subject, I'll admit that I had some good experiences with Diana the Tantric Butterfly too (there's a thread on her), but in the end, she was so far out there, I couldn't stay far enough away.

I'm glad it went well for you. I hope it's as good if there's a next time. Me, I wouldn't take the chance, especially when there are so many good alternatives out there, right at Elegant too.

My life is shorter than yours, Danny. Every pop counts. I wouldn't waste one on Sophia, even at your age.

Take care. Be safe.

Stopped by here on my way home from errands running; Belmont, east of 94, right near ACE Hardware and Burger King. Door was amrked "ring bell if door not open", but to my surprise, the door opened with ease. Stepped into nicely decorated front reception, couch against louvered front store window, water cooler, modern executive type desk at the front. Small sign with various svcs on cooler, thought Id opt for "90min Swedish with table shower" for $. 9 (It had been a while for me, and with the stress of the week, I needed the extra time).

Mamasan came out at this point w/very petite girl with her, had words re: the unlocked door (quickly fixed), and after Mama ran my cc (wanted to save my mongercash for tip, noone to do cc billing but me), the petite one escorted me back to undress and TS.

Her name was EVA (so she said), new there from China, giggled at my pidgin attempts to be polite (She-she/Thank you is about the only Chinese I know). VERY relaxing TS, moderate roaming allowed (when things got too heated for her, she would mew or gasp, shudder lightly, then shift slightly out of direct hand's way).

On to the massage, requested light & wasn't disappointed. At first. Good teasing technique, again moderate roaming (clothed, but snuck a finger or two under, same as before in TS), then on the flip, started with the oil (very nice touch).

. And then things wen't south.

Pointed to the boys and asked "You like? " Oh, yes, please. ". You tip now? ". (She's going to make me get off this table.) so I did roll off, went to the wallet (stashed w/the iPod in the bag) and casually pulled out. 4 to hand off. She looked wildly disappointed and countered "I need $1". At which point, it was MY turn to look surprised. $1? For. Pointed to the twins, she nodded yes. NOPE. We're done. Hopped off the table, began to get dressed.

"Wait. I need a tip. Money at front for house, I make nothing. " So you want $1 an hour ON TOP OF the hr's rent I paid to the house? What else is in that $1 for me? "No, just this. " Sorry, this isn't going to work out. "I new here Thursday last week. " No, you been here long enough to know what the money is like. No way. "No, please. I do for free. " (?)

At this point, I realize, with me ready to walk 20min into a 90min session, I will probably get this poor girl into some trouble, so at that I go ahead and strip down, op on the tbl, and ask just for massage finish. She insists on the flip, tho, and the next 20 mins were the most uninspired I've had in a long time (and I was married for 10 years!). At about the 35-min mark, I go ahead and call it (unspent), get dressed, leave a $15 tip (was pretty relaxed, if unsatisfied), and got a btl of water from Mamasan, who inquired about the session, since it elapsed very early. "You quick, everything good? " It was OK. She (Eva) needs some work, but will be OK. "I make up to you next time, okay? "

Not sure there's going to be a next time.

Hey guys,

Been to Violet twice now...both times had Anne. She was friendly, and did an average job on the flip, but I'm looking for something a little more fantastic, better looking, more erotic. Are there any girls at Violet who fit that bill, or should I try a new place?