The Massholes

Oh, how I miss the Boston Phoenix and the adult classifieds. I think back to being a much younger man and making the trek into Cambridge to get a handjob with full roaming at the Ultimate. It was located somewhere on Mass Ave. Then treating myself to a nice lunch at a nearby bakery-cafe. Of course there was the Royal Sauna and Old English Health club, too. Many years after the demise of Royal Sauna, I found myself managing a restaurant in the same plaza. I would frequently gaze over from the parking lot, and wistfully smile. As an inexperienced patron, once the masseuse had to coax me into asking for what she knew I wanted. Then there was a place a short walk from Porter Square. It was in a residential area and private house. Staffed by college age girls. It didn't last long as I knew it wouldn't. The neighbors were wondering why so many men were coming and going. I remember getting an incredibly therapeutic and professional massage. Then as I'm lying on my back the masseuse asks me if there's any part of my body that she has not yet massaged. Not wanting to just blurt out the answer, I took her hand and slowly moved it to where I wanted it to be. Ah, the good old days.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5273667]You got all that in life with that level of penmanship and punctuation? Really there champ? Go fuck yourself douche bag.[/QUOTE]In America, we normally say "douchebag".

But Crazy seems to be consistent in writing it this way. Here is another (of several) example.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5117566] He's a lonely douche bag[/QUOTE]Who else on MA board does it. Surprise, surprise — Jack617 is the only one!

[QUOTE=Jack617;2734862]an out of towner coming here and acting like a complete douche bag.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jack617;5155319]he is a misogynistic douche bag.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jack617;5215075]a response from a douche bag[/QUOTE]It's not like I had any doubts that CrazyCrouton and Jack617 is the same guy. But it's still some funny shit.

[QUOTE=Energizerbunne;5274295]Oh, how I miss the Boston Phoenix and the adult classifieds. I think back to being a much younger man and making the trek into Cambridge to get a handjob with full roaming at the Ultimate. It was located somewhere on Mass Ave. Then treating myself to a nice lunch at a nearby bakery-cafe. Of course there was the Royal Sauna and Old English Health club, too. Many years after the demise of Royal Sauna, I found myself managing a restaurant in the same plaza. I would frequently gaze over from the parking lot, and wistfully smile. As an inexperienced patron, once the masseuse had to coax me into asking for what she knew I wanted. Then there was a place a short walk from Porter Square. It was in a residential area and private house. Staffed by college age girls. It didn't last long as I knew it wouldn't. The neighbors were wondering why so many men were coming and going. I remember getting an incredibly therapeutic and professional massage. Then as I'm lying on my back the masseuse asks me if there's any part of my body that she has not yet massaged. Not wanting to just blurt out the answer, I took her hand and slowly moved it to where I wanted it to be. Ah, the good old days.[/QUOTE]The Ultimate was my first venture. Went back many times. Sangwan, mid 30's Thai, great tits.

[QUOTE=Energizerbunne;5274295]Oh, how I miss the Boston Phoenix and the adult classifieds. I think back to being a much younger man and making the trek into Cambridge to get a handjob with full roaming at the Ultimate. It was located somewhere on Mass Ave. Then treating myself to a nice lunch at a nearby bakery-cafe. Of course there was the Royal Sauna and Old English Health club, too. Many years after the demise of Royal Sauna, I found myself managing a restaurant in the same plaza. I would frequently gaze over from the parking lot, and wistfully smile. As an inexperienced patron, once the masseuse had to coax me into asking for what she knew I wanted. Then there was a place a short walk from Porter Square. It was in a residential area and private house. Staffed by college age girls. It didn't last long as I knew it wouldn't. The neighbors were wondering why so many men were coming and going. I remember getting an incredibly therapeutic and professional massage. Then as I'm lying on my back the masseuse asks me if there's any part of my body that she has not yet massaged. Not wanting to just blurt out the answer, I took her hand and slowly moved it to where I wanted it to be. Ah, the good old days.[/QUOTE]I miss the days of Centennial & CAT in Chelsea. Sigh. If anyone knows of any solid white girl spas please send me a PM. Massage RX in Easton is Garbage.

[QUOTE=GianniVersace;5274561]I miss the days of Centennial & CAT in Chelsea. Sigh. If anyone knows of any solid white girl spas please send me a PM. Massage RX in Easton is Garbage.[/QUOTE]I miss the good old days of an easy drive around the Combat Zone when bars were closing. Street Walkers back in the day (90's for me) were smoking hot and actually fun when you picked them up. .

Nah. We are two different people. Remember when I explained this to you on your Cheezefist account? The one you lost. There is absolutely no reason to create different accounts to try and expose your silly ass. That was already accomplished. Tell me one reason why anyone would need to create more than one account to bust your balls and expose you?

Oh, and thank you for the help there with the grammar. Saying this is how we say it in America wasn't too nice. What exactly did you mean by that comment? Anyways. How's this? Andir, AKA Cheezefist, OlGary, OldtimerMA, Trickster666, Mattis, you're a douchebag!

Hahahahaha!

[QUOTE=Andir;5274307]In America, we normally say "douchebag".

But Crazy seems to be consistent in writing it this way. Here is another (of several) example.

Who else on MA board does it. Surprise, surprise Jack617 is the only one![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Energizerbunne;5274295]. Of course there was the Royal Sauna and Old English Health club, too. Many years after the demise of Royal Sauna,.[/QUOTE]Where was the royal sauna? I used to go to Olde English all the time back in the 90's.

I've been a member longer than 4 months. You're full of shit.

Got anything else?

Why don't you two just get it over with and take turns bending each other over. You're both obviously more consumed with dudes than chicks. Not that there is anything wrong with that- but you are on the wrong board.

You don't know what accounts have started or ended. You're not A2. You're a blowhard.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5267041]Cheezefist lost his account. 12/2020.

Mattis1775 account started 12/2020 Over 400 posts already.

SlickWilly007 account started. 12/2020.

What happened to Al Capone, DentistBob, and all the fake asshooes I called out? Cheezefist / OlGary cannot keep up with constantly posting on all his handles. But we will see him try after this. Remember how long OldtimerMA and Trickster666 were dormant? Then he fucked up and responded to one using the other handles.

Hahahahaha![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ActonMan;5272427]I am well to do drive a nice car own my own home and live alone I have been seeing the same lady for over 2 years and pay her $80 a visit bareback.

Am I a cheap bastard?[/QUOTE]If you a cheap bastard then what am I. $80 or less is my max for girls LOL.

[QUOTE=Andir;5274307]In America, we normally say "douchebag".

But Crazy seems to be consistent in writing it this way. Here is another (of several) example.

Who else on MA board does it. Surprise, surprise Jack617 is the only one!

It's not like I had any doubts that CrazyCrouton and Jack617 is the same guy. But it's still some funny shit.[/QUOTE]Just how dumb you really are Cheeze. First off, I am not CC nor am I Frog or Boobhound, I am just one of many guys that think you are a piece of shit and a plague to the board. Can you direct us to any post by the Admin of this board that says we are the same or acknowledges that we have "thousands" of handles? I can direct to a post that says that about you LOL.

Anyway, regarding your never ending stupidity and this douche nonsense, if you are going to accuse someone back it up with actual facts. You insult everyones intelligence with this accusation. How?. Searching for "douche" and I get over a hundred results on Massholes alone. Let's take a peek shall we?

This is actually funny, this is you posting from your OlGary (or Cheeze or Newbie) account:

[QUOTE=OlGary;4882662]Haha, calm down [b]douche.[/b][/QUOTE]You again.

[QUOTE=OlGary;4881439]Funny, but no. This crazy [b]douche[/b] is going crazy (LOL! Repeating like a parrot same shit over and over again, because I figured him out and he knows that. He is a super troll with tens of accounts accumulated over the years. When I am A4 (haha), I am going to reveal all his logins, some of them are really well known. You will be surprised.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OlGary;4879177]This crazy [b]douche[/b] is implying that you are me. That's because I answered your question about 220. LOL![/QUOTE]From your Trickster account.

[QUOTE=Trickster666;3887482]Nice comeback, [b]douche[/b]. You are a special kind of idiot, aren't you?[/QUOTE]And here is an interesting one.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2098675]What happened down in RI was some [b]douche[/b] showed up and EVERYBODY engaged him.

A2.[/QUOTE]So, if I am the only one that uses the word 'douche" that would make me Crazy crouton, you and all your "thousands" of handles, A2 and dozens of other posters. You are an arrogant DOUCHE bag. Please do better research and stop insulting the board. A great way to start Cheeze is to pick ONE handle and focus on it. I say you lead with Mattis since Wong Michael got banned.

[QUOTE=SlickWilly007;5274837]I've been a member longer than 4 months.

You're not A2. You're a blowhard.[/QUOTE]

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No, actually I'm not an attorney, I'm just a fucking douchebag blowhard that confuses his opinion for fact.

[/QUOTE]Folks,

Look who's here. I may have been wrong about who you really are all along. A member longer than 4 months? Blowhard huh?

Fresh Pond Traffic Circle.

[QUOTE=LustyB;5274755]Where was the royal sauna? I used to go to Olde English all the time back in the 90's.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LustyB;5274755]Where was the royal sauna? I used to go to Olde English all the time back in the 90's.[/QUOTE]Place was great! Alicia. Trisha. Randi. Around the time Microsoft went public, if I bought shares with the money I spent at OEHC I'd probably be a billionaire now LOL.

[QUOTE=LustyB;5274755]Where was the royal sauna? I used to go to Olde English all the time back in the 90's.[/QUOTE]I used to visit Royal about once a month in maybe 1988? It was where the Circle Furniture store is now at Fresh Pond. Up there on the 2nd floor of that building site.

[QUOTE=MajorJohnson;5275662]Place was great! Alicia. Trisha. Randi. Around the time Microsoft went public, if I bought shares with the money I spent at OEHC I'd probably be a billionaire now LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh yea!

There was a little short Italian women who worked there for several years. Holly. She was a fire cracker. Big big tits, wet sloppy pussy. She could suck a dick! I used to fuck her BB. I actually ran into her in Somerville about 6 years ago. Looked the same as she did. I talked to her fir a bit and got her number. Never worked out where I could see her, but it was interesting to see someone like that I used to fuck.

Once they closed, a few of the girls and Candy the front desk lady moved to a location in Chelsea above a laundry. They were there for awhile then moved to an office building in Danvers. Non descript office building. The office space had a reception area and 3 private offices with twin beds. Straight up ho house. That lasted about 6 months and they all disappeared until I saw Holly in Somerville.