Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Wow , was that lead story useless. Place featured is 1026 N. Ashalnd. Talk about how the place brings "undesirables" to the area. ( hey that is me who you are insulting)

Point out the owner, some Chinese guy, lost his massage liscense( anyone get a massage from this guy?) They insinuate some other charges, but offer no proof.

The undercover camera shows a woman who may or may not have a massage liscense walking to a room. It seems she offered to massage the cameraman ( while he did not have a camera) A totally pointless "special report".[/QUOTE]

"Undesirables" in the area?
How many ILLEGAL ALIENS work at the Mexican restaurant next door, huh?

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]Wow , was that lead story useless. Place featured is 1026 N. Ashalnd. Talk about how the place brings "undesirables" to the area. ( hey that is me who you are insulting)[/QUOTE]
Seems to me that the that a guy who goes to a massage parlor and pays to get a rub & tug is the least likely to commit a crime while in the neighborhood. Anyone ever heard of an mp customer deciding to commit a rape, burglary or robbery or molest children while in the neighborhood? I think not. Customers just generally want to arrive and leave as transparently as possible-- or am I mistaken?
So why do the hypocrites and hand wringers get so upset about what's going on behind closed massage parlor doors?

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Seems to me that the that a guy who goes to a massage parlor and pays to get a rub & tug is the least likely to commit a crime while in the neighborhood. Anyone ever heard of an mp customer deciding to commit a rape, burglary or robbery or molest children while in the neighborhood? I think not. Customers just generally want to arrive and leave as transparently as possible-- or am I mistaken?

So why do the hypocrites and hand wringers get so upset about what's going on behind closed massage parlor doors?[/QUOTE]A customer did rape and rob an amp in Cali.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Seems to me that the that a guy who goes to a massage parlor and pays to get a rub & tug is the least likely to commit a crime while in the neighborhood. Anyone ever heard of an mp customer deciding to commit a rape, burglary or robbery or molest children while in the neighborhood? I think not. Customers just generally want to arrive and leave as transparently as possible-- or am I mistaken?

So why do the hypocrites and hand wringers get so upset about what's going on behind closed massage parlor doors?[/QUOTE]Wow! Very insightful comment.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Seems to me that the that a guy who goes to a massage parlor and pays to get a rub & tug is the least likely to commit a crime while in the neighborhood. Anyone ever heard of an mp customer deciding to commit a rape, burglary or robbery or molest children while in the neighborhood? I think not. Customers just generally want to arrive and leave as transparently as possible-- or am I mistaken?

So why do the hypocrites and hand wringers get so upset about what's going on behind closed massage parlor doors?[/QUOTE]Same reason weed is still illegal. It's been illegal for so long, based on bogus propaganda and/or pure moralism, that it's one of those "well, it's always been that way!"

Yet, apparently paying for the same services in certain parts of Nevada is totally ok. Go figure.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]"Undesirables" in the area?

How many ILLEGAL ALIENS work at the Mexican restaurant next door, huh?[/QUOTE]I don't think illegals, whether they are the countless Polish, Mexican or Irish nationals who are illegally in Chicago are undesirable. If you like to work, we will glady take you in Chicago. If you happen to be illegal, Chinese and female, I REALLY am happy you ended up in our town. You are quite desirable IMHO.

On the other hand, I freely admit I am a undesirable pervert.

I went to the ad below, I called and the girl on the phone and she gave me the address. The place is right off irving park Road in chicago, safe neighborhood, but sketchy looking apt building. Anyhow she told me to call again when I arrived, and a mexican girl opened the door to let me in. I thought she was the owner or the mama san manager type person, she led me to the room and I gave her 40. 00 for the massage. I was dissapointed to find out it was actually her that was going to give me the massage. Long story short, I was out 40 plus 10 tip, she was nice and gave a decent massage but I was there to get FS which a senior on this board told me was possible and almost automatic. What I did see when I was leaving was 2-3 other younger hot latinas getting ready for someone else, I was pissed I didn't get one of them! I have to go back sat now, they said they are open everyday from about 11 to 7pm. The one I got was a 4 but the other chicks I saw were easily 8 and 9's! Talk about bad luck!

Saw this ad on craigslist
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1732067565.html[/url]

[quote]***SEXY LATIN TOUCH**$40 SPECIAL*** (IRVING PARK & CENTRAL)
Date: 2010-05-09, 11:29AM CDT
Reply to: [email]serv-wjma9-1732067565@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]


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CALL US TO SCHEDULLE YOUR APPT.312 617 7232
**SORRY UNKNOWN ADN BLOKED CALLS ARE NOT ANSWERED**[/quote]

Anyone been to this place on Irving Park across from McDonalds? PM me for more details.

I've been going irregular for a few years. Usually pretty good service but has decined latly. Aviod girl called Candy. Always rushed and trys for more $. Typical is. 7 door and. 4 Also I beleive wide menu, but never took more than HE

Down side is no table shower. They used to come in, dressed, to the regular shower with me. But not the last few visits. I keep going back because I know what I'm getting and never had to worry about anything missing while in shower or sauna.

I'm looking for the name of a girl there. She is a 10. You'd know who I am talking about if you've seen or had her. She was my first, 3 years ago, and I didn't catch her name. Great attention in shower, very good massage and teasing before flip. I saw her in the hallway. Maybe 6 months ago

Please post or PM me.

[QUOTE=Mojo67]A customer did rape and rob an amp in Cali.[/QUOTE]
Not trying to be argumentative but I'd really like to know what your point is, or what you're trying to contribute. I said 'least' likely to commit a crime.

Gentlemen,

We live in a society that glorifies legal prostitution (marriage) at the same time it vilifies our hobby. Most people consider us lower than degenerate gamblers and only one step above junkies, murderers and child molesters. Our "Free Country" is only free as long as you are part of the puritanical group think that was designed to control the populous. People here have been indoctrinated with the BS for so long that they can't see that providing respect and safe working conditions for sex workers would benefit everyone. Not to mention legalizing pot and collecting a huge excise tax on it. All the money going to the cartels could be used to solve the budget crisis.

My son is convinced that the Zombie apocalypse is imminent. When I take a good look at the world these days I'm almost hoping he is right.

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Gentlemen,
My son is convinced that the Zombie apocalypse is imminent. When I take a good look at the world these days I'm almost hoping he is right.[/QUOTE]

So very true!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWaKcvuh1os[/url]

[url]http://cbs2chicago.com/local/2.Investigators.massage.2.1693472.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Ashoka]If I may be so bold.

Give Elegant another chance. See Shirley or SeeC. I don't think Sophia is indicative of the usual Elegant experience. Recalling another poster's report, it really is like shooting fish in a barrel! (at least with Seesee). Very reliable experience. There's a less regular girl named Eva. Very young, nice HR but not quite as experienced. Also a good time. Just my 2 cents. Thanks for the report, by the way. Now I know to avoid Sophia.[/QUOTE]

You are right about Elegant. It's a good place. I just wouldn't spend and time or money on Sophia when you have so many other good choices. Brandonkelly's description of her was dead on--she's crazy-- but the other girls over there are fine.

[QUOTE=Jimjames][url]http://cbs2chicago.com/local/2.Investigators.massage.2.1693472.html[/url][/QUOTE]Just wondering did anyone have massage with "Jean", the cleaning lady?

So after a swing and a miss w/ the hotel visit ladies I decided to RTFFs for the past few months and finally decided up Bella. With the glowing reviews, felt sure that a release was imminent. Alas, it was not to be. Stopped by this afternoon, saw the blacked out windows and buzzer door and it gave me a good feeling. Melissa, a cute petite Mexican girl, was working and the feeling kept getting better. After a lackluster table shower with not so much as a grazing of the boys, I began to have my doubts though.

I thought we had a pretty good rapport, laughing and joking together, but she shied away from every incidental touch. On the flip she strategically stayed away from the boys again and just when I thought she was going for more oil to really get down to business, she walked to the door and says that she's stepping out while I change back. Before I can even get a word in she's out the door.

So this is getting ridiculous now. After two massages, 99% of my body is so relaxed that it's like jello an the other 1% is feeling like a backed up water hose. Think I'm going to cut my losses on the massages and just go the escort route. Don't really want FS, but may just pay that upcharge price for a guaranteed release. Actually I feel sorry for the provider that's going to release this pent up frustration. Might put an eye out! :)