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This chic looked pretty funny and I had sort of a bit of funn time with her yesterday. I messaged this "Sugar Baby" along with a host of other "Sugar Babies" when I was on a messaging binge a month ago. I sometimes, but rarely do that when I am low on messages or bored as fuck! This chic replied to my message telling me that she would do "anything for $200". Yeah right!
She was supposed to come to my place a few times, but never made it. Ok. She claimed that she just moved down to Macon and wasn't in Atlanta anymore. Alrighty, then. Yesterday, Saturday morning, she did text me that she was in Atlanta for the day and would be here until 7 pm. She asked where did I stay and what time did I want her to come through.
I relayed the address and time over to her, via text, and she actually came through, surprisingly. I was at the laundromat at the time, as she came through 20 minutes earlier than scheduled. I finally got home and it was a hassle getting her through my security gate, as the friggin gate couldn't wouldn't work. Err. I drove over to the gate and told the gate security to let her in.
I got a glimpse of her in her car and she looked a bit nerdy with a white mask over her mouth. I was about to ditch her and block her number, but I thought that would have been quite rude. I said, let me see what she looks like when she hops out of her car as she may look a bit different in full view. Well, she did finally hop out of her car after parking it and I was like ehh.
She looked like she had a nice young athletic body, but her face looked a bit old. She's got like a long face with small teeth. LOL. She was wearing some black spandex stretch pants and a white t-shirt with an obvious bra on. She always wore glasses on her face that supported that Benjamin Button look. Double eekk. Well, I led her into my lush palace, as she immediately had a seat on my gator-skinned futon.
I closed the door behind her and sat myself down on my snake-skinned recliner and we gots' ta' talking. This girl was a pretty easy going girl, but she looked kind of tired and sleep in the face. LOL. Her face was a good "5" at best. She looked like she may have a nice body, but didn't look like she had much ass in the rear. I thought about just giving her 80 bones for a time, but I don't know.
Her body looked like it would probably be worth a good looksie or 2. I started to ask her to pull up her shirt and show me her breastess'ess, but I thought that would have been a bit rude and disrespectful. I think. After a good 10 minutes of idle chat, I said, "I guess we better get started then" and got up off of my recliner and headed into my master bedroom. She followed right behind me, as I then sat down on my queen sized (really fit for a king) sleep number 69 mattress.
I pulled 80 bones out of my pocket and handed it to her, to which she took shockingly in hand and placed it down on my massage table, that was next to my bed. She never counted it to make sure that it was all there. Good sign so far. I then stripped all the way down to my Hanes brief, as she sat down right besides me, still fully clothed. Hmm. She then started massaging Mr. Happy through my Hanes brief, then pulled him out and gots' ta' BB sucking.
The BB suckie was very slow and methodical. She would suck very slow and light. I guess that was her style. She was moving way too slowly for my taste. I even had to look up at her a few times, as I was laying back on my bed, to see if she was actually sucking it. She would suck up and down on my pole, very very slowly. Ok.
After 10 minutes of extremely slow slow suckie, I told her that I was ready. Sheesh. She then looked at me with a slow look on her face, then asked me if I had some protection 1 minute later. I said yes, and furnished a thin slab from out of a plastic bag full of slabs at the side of my bed. She then very very slowly took off her shirt, bra and pants. Brah, this girl is very very slow. Everything she does is slow.
It took her like 4-5 minutes to shed all of her clothing. I almost lost wood waiting for her to get nekkid. Smdh. She's a good 5'6 125 lbs of a nice young girls tattoo-less body. You don't get to see that too often nowadays. Her breastess's were a nice youthful high B or low C cups. Her stomatch was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was just an ass.
It was semi-flat with a like a heart shape to it. It was meaty up top, but flat and skinny down bottom. Her ass had a weird shape to it. I placed the thin slab on my raging boner and told her that I wanted her in doggie. I had to illustrate the position to her as she tried to lay flat on her back. Smh. She presented that semi-flat ass to me in doggie, as I tried to make entrance.
The key word is "tried" here. As I "tried" she had her ass low down to the bed preventing me full access. She reached under to grab my dong and placed it under her vag. Ok. I'm like, "What the falk is this broad doing". For a while there, I thought that she might be a tranny and was trying to trick me into thinking that I was in there.
She kept grabbing Mr. Happy and placing it under her vag and lowering her ass so I couldn't see a thing. What is this broad really doing? I lifted up her ass a bit and was finally able to make my entrance after a good 4 minutes of trying. This broad is definitely slow. I felt some grippage, but she was hunchbacking me and her body was so damn stiff.
She had her legs closed the whole time and I could barely get my stroke on. Oh boy. I also smelt a bit of spandex funk back there. Oh boy, again. These chic's always smelling funky and sweaty in them spandex. Anyways, I kept my stroke on but this chic simply "doesn't know how to fvck"! She kept stiff backing me and hunch backing me and contorting her body in all these different angles.
I got aggravated after a good 10 minutes of her shennigans and asked her to move up on to my massage table. She placed her left leg on my table as I tried to make my entry from the rear again. She once again had her ass too low for entry. I told to put her left leg up on the table as well, and this time she had her ass so high. I struggled with her in doggie for a good 10 minutes, before telling her to just lay flat on her back for mish.
I "tried" to enter her in mish, as she had her legs together and stiff straight up in the air. This chic needs something to loosen her ass up. She is the true definition of a "stiff". She is stiff and slow in everything she does. She had to guide me in, in mish as her legs she would not open her damn legs. Smh. I gots' ta' stroking in mish as she had her eyes wide open and was staring at me the whole time. Why?
I started to feel some dryness as well and stopped to go apply some lube. I applied some lube that I had in a bag as she got off the massage table to check her phone. I got back over to her as she reassumed the mish position on the table. I had to damn near force myself back in there, as she had her 2 legs locked together straight in the air. Smdh.
I got's ta' stroking and felt some medium grippage as I continued my frontal assault on her twat. That lube definitely did the trick. I started pounding harder and harder as she was quiet and emotionless the whole time. I would be quiet and emotionless too, if I only allowed 6 inches of dick! This chic was short-dicking me the whole time, with her locked and stiff legs. Smdh again.
After 5 minutes of hard poundings, I felt the pressure building up and blew a frustrated medium load into the slab. I kept pounding some 2 minutes more, then pulled out when I got all out of it. I withdrew and told her that I blew my load. I started getting dressed as she stood by the table as if she was waiting for me to go again. I had no intentions to go through that nonsense again.
I told her that I was tired and worn the slap out. Hmm. I wonder why. She started methodically and slowly putting back all her clothes again. No trips to the bathroom to wash up or anything. Smh. We both got dressed and I dropped the remaining $120 on the bed. She gave me or the blank air, a cross-eyed look, and just picked the money up along with her pocketbook.
I headed towards my front door to let her out and gave her a comforting hug, as she weirdly tried to hug my back. Urgghh. This whole encounter was weird from start to finish. I led her out and wished her a safe drive home. I locked my door hoping to never having to unlock it for her again. Nice girl, but just too stiff and weird for me to repeat again. She claimed that she liked anal via text, but I highly doubt it.
She always made sure that I went straight into the right hole as she guided me in the whole time. It was $200 for like 40 minutes of her time, but those were 40 long and hard minutes. She wore me the slap out trying to get anything going. She was stiff as a nail the whole freak time! I'll give her a "6" in looks, because of her body, and a "5" in service, because of her stiffness.
Not I again. FYI, I sparsed the link on purpose, so whoever it is that's telling the girls about their reviews, will have to put in a little bit of work to get the link to work correctly. LOL. Anyone with half of a peanut brain could figure out the link in less than 30 seconds. Let's see who has at least half of a peanut brain on here. Double LOL.
