Massage Parlor Reports

Yo,

Had me a AMP hoe said she go church every sun and god wants her to help people. She then proceeded to BBBJ and BBFS me. Even the realtor hoe claimed church goodness-that after choosing money$$ over her kid (left kid on mainland) , arrested for DUI here (drink till she pass out) , scamming my broker bud for thousands, and of course, being a hoe.

Man, some of dem hoes pretty messed up. Guess they justify their actions somehow, with church in the balance.

Jb.

[QUOTE=John Ross;1165228]Don't worry about the church stuff, lots of KBGs go to church as well and talk to me about it. That is after they suck and fuck in the room.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Waikikian; 1165409]

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/2290382219.html[/url]

Somehow, I don't trust a woman who grins like that! I gotto pass. [/QUOTE]Look like one kitchen Mama to me.

[QUOTE=Johnny14;1165379]Religions are all BS, used by the clergy and church to rob and swindle the ignorant masses who don't know any better.[/QUOTE]Umm. How about the entire concept of Jesus himself and most likely God is all BS too.

[QUOTE=Phoenix261;1164879]You might consider Sindee. She advertises on ***********. I've been with her numerous times at PineTree and she's fantastic. Great attitude, tight firm, petite body, and the girl's got skills.[/QUOTE]Mahalo Braddah phoenix!

Can some or all of you message me privately with jesus freak contacts?

I'm going to have to excorcise some of these nutjobs. I'm serious. I'll help them see Heysus.

I've been reading a lot about Joann from the old posts and decided to give her a try even though I read she can be like a robot but is very attractive. I stopped by a few nights ago and asked for her. When she came to the room she was friendly and face wise I'd rate her a solid 9. We go to shower and I was OK with the TS service, not great but I've had worse, I'd say it was average considering her looks is above average. Back in the room she starts out with light kissing all over then goes into CBJ, then CG, RCG, doggie, and mish till pop. Massage comes after but it's just OK at best. L9, S7, A8. 5+1. 5. I already knew she makes a living off her looks and not her service so I'd repeat if I wanted something good looking to poke.

[QUOTE=Jellys;1165652]I've been reading a lot about Joann from the old posts and decided to give her a try even though I read she can be like a robot but is very attractive. I stopped by a few nights ago and asked for her. When she came to the room she was friendly and face wise I'd rate her a solid 9. We go to shower and I was OK with the TS service, not great but I've had worse, I'd say it was average considering her looks is above average. Back in the room she starts out with light kissing all over then goes into CBJ, then CG, RCG, doggie, and mish till pop. Massage comes after but it's just OK at best. L9, S7, A8. 5+1. 5. I already knew she makes a living off her looks and not her service so I'd repeat if I wanted something good looking to poke.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I was wondering if you folks have links to 7 relaxation'. I've heard good things about that. When I googled, it seems to be some kind of home by hawaiian bryans? Where can I get more info or PM someone here. They said it was a great place to try and a lineup to pick.

Thanks.

Basically looking for younger korean. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ShripmBoy; 1165731]Hi,

I was wondering if you folks have links to 7 relaxation'. I've heard good things about that. When I googled, it seems to be some kind of home by hawaiian bryans? Where can I get more info or PM someone here. They said it was a great place to try and a lineup to pick.

Thanks.

Basically looking for younger korean. Thanks. [/QUOTE]Just Google 7 relaxation Honolulu. That's all the info you need on the place

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa;1164848]Without posting her name, can you elaborate on the "S," as a rating of 10 does usually mean BB service all around, and usually CIM. Is this correct? Thanks![/QUOTE]Perhaps I should have more accurately said A=10. For me BB is a YMMV situation somewhat independent of service level. As an example I would use Mimi at Rappongi. Excellent service but always covered at least for me.

The provider at Golden Butterfly has a sincere desire to give you as much pleasure as possible hence A-10. At the same time she has a few positions that she likes that give her the most pleasure. As with most mature providers, it is a sort of give and get situation. I think you will both recognize and enjoy this provider based on one of your posts.

With renewed respect having perused your past posts.

This will be short an sweet. I go prepared, took shower already and smelling good. Skip ts right into play time. She nut sucking, shaft licking then CBJ. Then DATY, fiv, dfk, tits sucking. Mish, ds, mish, spoon, mish and explosion. Clean up, small talk and I'm on my way. Ms always smiling at me on the way out. 45-50 mins. 50h. $50.

Just got a call from her telling me to be her first customer Wednesday 12:20. Told her sorry I'm working see you later.

[QUOTE=Ghin1;1165956]This will be short an sweet. I go prepared, took shower already and smelling good. Skip ts right into play time. She nut sucking, shaft licking then CBJ. Then DATY, fiv, dfk, tits sucking. Mish, ds, mish, spoon, mish and explosion. Clean up, small talk and I'm on my way. Ms always smiling at me on the way out. 45-50 mins. 50h. $50.[/QUOTE]Per title where is this?

Remember to "save a hooker" and boycott strip joints and porn. Jennifer is at RM.

Playboy54.

Hookers only tease, while hookers please.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1165832]Just Google 7 relaxation Honolulu. That's all the info you need on the place[/QUOTE]I did. Would just like to hear a bit more, experiences and all.

DO you call ahead of time? How is it for first timer.

Thanks

Saw Lexi at GQ. XXIX.

Tall girl, late 20s, Korean of Japanese descent. Very nice tits and elongated nipples.

Went there on spur of the moment early afternoon. No viagra. Still not fully recovered from illness and still on medication.

Everything went wrong. Longest table shower I have ever had. Long massage with towel between her hands and my skin. WTF. Not aroused and much time has passed. Could not get it up to be functional for penetration even as mamasan knocked on door. Had to finish with hand job.

Time and money wasted.

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa;1165459]Umm. How about the entire concept of Jesus himself and most likely God is all BS too.[/QUOTE]Since you asked and this may be off topic, but none-the-less, very important:

According to Astral Theologists, the origins to the name Jesus Christ can be traced as far back as ancient Greek mythology long before the name came into existence. In ancient Greek the name "Yezues Christos" means the "Anointed son of Zeus" as a direct reference to the Greek deity of Dionysus. Since it is known that individuals who used the name Jmmanuel or Emmanuel during the prophet's time risked persecution for doing so, substituting the name with the another along with added mythology became the common order for the following three to five centuries. Likewise the Essenes regarded him with yet another name of their own as Joshuah or Yeshuah. In ancient India his name became known as Yuz Assaf from which the Arabs later called him Issa.

A person called Jesus Christ neither lived nor existed; not on Earth nor in any other location throughout the entire Universe.

The term Jesus Christ is simply the invention of some elements who lost their way in religion, and falsified history. The instigators who first created this nomenclature were Jmmanuel's brother, Jacob, and a person called Soul Paul.

God or Gods are nothing but a false title given onto themselves by humans who came from the Lyrian and Vega star systems that colonized and subjected Earth humans with religions so they remain obedient to them. It will be proven very soon when scientists discover that our ageing gene has been altered or shorten to no more than 100 years.

Some say only god can predict the future which is again false, if you think the recent earthquake in Japan was bad, wait until a 9. 0-9. 2 lasting for 4 minutes hits off the coast of Oregon.

JHWH (male title) which means 'king of wisdom' and JHRH (female title) which means 'queen of wisdom'

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1166200]Since you asked and this may be off topic, but none-the-less, very important:

According to Astral Theologists, the origins to the name Jesus Christ can be traced as far back as ancient Greek mythology long before the name came into existence. In ancient Greek the name "Yezues Christos" means the "Anointed son of Zeus" as a direct reference to the Greek deity of Dionysus. Since it is known that individuals who used the name Jmmanuel or Emmanuel during the prophet's time risked persecution for doing so, substituting the name with the another along with added mythology became the common order for the following three to five centuries. Likewise the Essenes regarded him with yet another name of their own as Joshuah or Yeshuah. In ancient India his name became known as Yuz Assaf from which the Arabs later called him Issa.

A person called Jesus Christ neither lived nor existed; not on Earth nor in any other location throughout the entire Universe.

The term Jesus Christ is simply the invention of some elements who lost their way in religion, and falsified history. The instigators who first created this nomenclature were Jmmanuel's brother, Jacob, and a person called Soul Paul.

God or Gods are nothing but a false title given onto themselves by humans who came from the Lyrian and Vega star systems that colonized and subjected Earth humans with religions so they remain obedient to them. It will be proven very soon when scientists discover that our ageing gene has been altered or shorten to no more than 100 years.

Some say only god can predict the future which is again false, if you think the recent earthquake in Japan was bad, wait until a 9. 0-9. 2 lasting for 4 minutes hits off the coast of Oregon.

JHWH (male title) which means 'king of wisdom' and JHRH (female title) which means 'queen of wisdom'[/QUOTE]TO ALL. Whatever anyone's spiritual or theological beliefs are this is hardly the forum to discuss. Off topic, closed topic.

Thanks!

Thank you, learned men of Mongerdom!

Can we move on? Still doesn; t answer where we came from? If we came from nothing, we would be nothing!

That means we came from something!

Now, can we move on!

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1166200]Since you asked and this may be off topic, but none-the-less, very important:

According to Astral Theologists, the origins to the name Jesus Christ can be traced as far back as ancient Greek mythology long before the name came into existence. In ancient Greek the name "Yezues Christos" means the "Anointed son of Zeus" as a direct reference to the Greek deity of Dionysus. Since it is known that individuals who used the name Jmmanuel or Emmanuel during the prophet's time risked persecution for doing so, substituting the name with the another along with added mythology became the common order for the following three to five centuries. Likewise the Essenes regarded him with yet another name of their own as Joshuah or Yeshuah. In ancient India his name became known as Yuz Assaf from which the Arabs later called him Issa.

A person called Jesus Christ neither lived nor existed; not on Earth nor in any other location throughout the entire Universe.

The term Jesus Christ is simply the invention of some elements who lost their way in religion, and falsified history. The instigators who first created this nomenclature were Jmmanuel's brother, Jacob, and a person called Soul Paul.

God or Gods are nothing but a false title given onto themselves by humans who came from the Lyrian and Vega star systems that colonized and subjected Earth humans with religions so they remain obedient to them. It will be proven very soon when scientists discover that our ageing gene has been altered or shorten to no more than 100 years.

Some say only god can predict the future which is again false, if you think the recent earthquake in Japan was bad, wait until a 9. 0-9. 2 lasting for 4 minutes hits off the coast of Oregon.

JHWH (male title) which means 'king of wisdom' and JHRH (female title) which means 'queen of wisdom'[/QUOTE]Dis bugga is either one genius or else is one lolo. But what this got to do with tits and ass?

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid;1166302]Dis bugga is either one genius or else is one lolo. But what this got to do with tits and ass?[/QUOTE]If you like talk about church, go church.

Keep here to the t & a.

Guess we going hell together.

[QUOTE=Buck N Ham; 1166227]TO ALL. Whatever anyone's spiritual or theological beliefs are this is hardly the forum to discuss. Off topic, closed topic.

Thanks! [/QUOTE]Bunch of BS and just an individual's belief system with no experiential truth.

Saw COCO at Kison a couple of weeks ago. She and I had to play catch up and remember when. I don't think she would have refused me unless I came out and showed her a badge. Anyway, she did BBJ and soon I was in convulsions. No attempt to spit either, I think she actually gets off on seeing you get off. I would follow her anywhere.

Been a long time reader of the forum and very active hobbyist. Sorry that this is my first time posting. Went this am to rosemarri to try out anna based upon the reports of greek service. Very accurate. She charges extra $ for it though. Fucked her ass hard for several minutes in multiple positions. She's cute with nice size tits and decent ass. I'd give her a 7 in looks. Likes to talk dirty during the deed. Attitude 8. Service was good. Give her an 8 there too.

[QUOTE=T6650;1166082]Per title where is this?[/QUOTE]This is at Rm.

Saw Jennifer at Rosemarri.

From Thailand via Seattle. Has dark skin tone. Mid 30s. Large breasts.

Great massage, BJ with cover, mish, doggie, standing mish. Expressive and responsive in the act.

Good looks, great attitude and great service.

XXX

Finally, saw Sabrina. Wow! She got skills. She is comfortable, easy to talk to, no rush what so ever. She is very patient and "yes" she loves what she do. Her place is clean. One more thing, when driving to her place bring a pen and paper because of the directions she will give to you to find her place. I had no problem cause I know the area. Before driving to her place I took a half of "V". I wanted to last forever but, that would not be the case. Took the first step to pure pleasure on the Stairway to Heaven. Walk right in to her place and straight to the bedroom per instructions, she was in the bathroom. Then she came the room, small talk chit chat, got me glass of ice water. Take the water, it's a good hike up the stairs. Got undress lay back on the bed, she ask if I wanted to watch porn, which she put on. She started to rub puss while I watch, then I started to rub that puss really nice.

Her BJ skills are amazing. Even on "V" it didn't matter. I stay hard for a long time even after I cum but, she drain me pure and simple. Deep throat to the hilt and more, always more, deep deeper deepest. Her BBBJCIM, no stopping, she just keep going and going till there was nothing left. I was totaling limb. She suck the "V" right out of me hehe. Got dress, small talk then the hike back to earth. Sorry for posting in the wrong section, didn't realize till the end.

[QUOTE=Member #1971; 1166553]Went to Kison the other day. Was let in by the short darker skinned mama. It must have been busy or the girls must have been sleeping as she had me wait in the small blue room. Before sitting down to wait I asked if Coco was there to which she told me yes, it will just be a minute. So I wait for about 5 mins until mama takes me to the massage room. At which point she tells me Coco is on vacation but she has a new girl for me to try. I should have walked as that sorta pissed me off. Mama should have told me Coco was gone before I waited as I specifically asked for Coco. Then she tells me she has a 24 year old with a good heart. When I meet the new girl she said her name was Coco "WTF?" To make a long story short. She was nice but her massage was crap, her CBJ was no where near that of the real Coco's and her full services was sorta plain. When I left I told mama she should give the girl a new name. I won't be back. I'm sure the real Coco will go elsewhere eventually.

Note to mama: A good heart is not high on my list of requirements for an AMP girl. A tight poon and the ability to suck a golfball through a garden hose are. [/QUOTE]Didn't Coco leave already? They mentioned in previous post that she left and there is another younger provider using the same name. Kison is very slow rignt now from what Monica said. I guess they didn't want you to leave if they knew that the Coco from CHM is not there anymore.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1166559]Didn't Coco leave already? They mentioned in previous post that she left and there is another younger provider using the same name. Kison is very slow rignt now from what Monica said. I guess they didn't want you to leave if they knew that the Coco from CHM is not there anymore.[/QUOTE]The real Coco is working at CYRSTAL HEALING MASSAGE she no longer works at KISON

[QUOTE=Ocolumbo; 1166519]Saw Jennifer at Rosemarri.

From Thailand via Seattle. Has dark skin tone. Mid 30s. Large breasts.

Great massage, BJ with cover, mish, doggie, standing mish. Expressive and responsive in the act.

Good looks, great attitude and great service.

XXX[/QUOTE]Jennifer is nice! But you have to check out Apple. My ATF! Did my weekly visit today.

Body to die for! Nice tanned skin, nice boobs, tight body, and the Best Ass around, barnone!

Sweetest personality and service is awesome. Get a room with the big chair and you can have fun doing various positions. L9 / S10 / A10 All covered.

Rus

Nice to hear you were able to pound her. This is a must for proper anal service. Some girls just want to lay there and have you inch it in and out slooooooowly!

When you say extra $, do you mean extra money, or an extra hundred (as $ represents)? Thanks!

I wonder if she'd take a fifty if you slapped it down on the mattress in front of her and said,"I'll throw in $50 extra and that's it! Take it or leave it!"

[QUOTE=Mipene77; 1165258]Geez you're only 14 inches, I would be embarrased. I am at least 16 inches![/QUOTE]Me? I'm only 4 inches. Thick.

He he he he he.

[QUOTE=Member #1971;1166553]Went to Kison the other day. Was let in by the short darker skinned mama. It must have been busy or the girls must have been sleeping as she had me wait in the small blue room. [/QUOTE]The last time I went, there was only MS Chanel. No other mama. What happened to Chanel? Didn't see any blue room also. Must have re-modeled.

Brothers,

Needed a change of pace, and was in the mood for some non-Asian action. Went to Hula Girl to check out the talent. Line up not bad. 8 girls in total. (3) white girls, (2) MILF asian girls, (1) one local / hispanic, (1) black / hispanic looking hottie. The girls ranged from a 6 to an 8, and I selected the black / hispanic girl, named Sweetie.

L8. She is definitely the hottest girl at Hula Girl. 5'4" about 110 lbs, natural / perky B cup tities, stubble triangle patch pussy hair, bleached brown, curly short hair. She resembles the signer Rihana, a thinner, younger version. Sweetie claims to be from LA and is a young 21 years old.

A5. Sweetie is friendly, but somewhat guarded and not very opened or relaxed. Definitely wants to "rush" you out. Requested the money upfront (I took a chance).

S4. Lots of rules, don't touch my pussy, no kissing or touching those nice tities. Banged her a couple of positions and caught a wiff of her pussy. OMG! It smelled like rotten fish, yuck. Fuckin smell made my dick limp as a wet noodle. She must have been a street walker to have a pussy like that.

The MS also knocked after about 40 minutes. Rush, rush, rush.

Won't repeat and don't recommend.

Mav

[QUOTE=Pipefittah808;1164697]Just had me some Hana now that I'm not seeing another not to be mentioned as its not worth it AMP girl. Everything as stated before, super clean, tight kitty, long DATY / DATO, no DFK / LFK, great deep BJ, all positions covered. Also for those seniors I've got a little more info if you want it PM me.[/QUOTE]Hey Pipefittah808 tried to send a PM but I got a message back saying your inbox was full. Must be a lot of interested mongers out there!

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1166830]Nice to hear you were able to pound her. This is a must for proper anal service. Some girls just want to lay there and have you inch it in and out slooooooowly!

When you say extra $, do you mean extra money, or an extra hundred (as $ represents)? Thanks!

I wonder if she'd take a fifty if you slapped it down on the mattress in front of her and said,"I'll throw in $50 extra and that's it! Take it or leave it!"[/QUOTE]Yeah. . . It was an extra hundred. Tried to talk down but she's pretty persistent. Didn't have it with me as I only take house and tip when I go. Had to go to my car while she held my watch! Not sure if I'd repeat as her brown hole has obviusly seen a lot of pipe.

Bradda Mav,

As a rule (IMHO) , if they ask for it upfront, I tell them no and start to walk; these working girls got to remember that the tip we give them is just that, TIP for SERVICE. If they really need the biz, they'll negotiate and you can bring the prices down (I am part-Chinese, so the stereotype is alive and well, LOL).

I start at 100 and work it from there, especially at Hula's; that place is known for the pimped girls. Hey, we paying for service, just like going to a restaurant to eat, or having a valet park the car; tips depend on good service. Some of these working girls forget about that. Good service = Good tip; don't expect the tip upfront.

Ok, I'm off my soapbox now.

CD35.

[QUOTE=Mavrick7; 1166978]Brothers,

Needed a change of pace, and was in the mood for some non-Asian action. Went to Hula Girl to check out the talent. Line up not bad. 8 girls in total. (3) white girls, (2) MILF asian girls, (1) one local / hispanic, (1) black / hispanic looking hottie. The girls ranged from a 6 to an 8, and I selected the black / hispanic girl, named Sweetie.

L8. She is definitely the hottest girl at Hula Girl. 5'4" about 110 lbs, natural / perky B cup tities, stubble triangle patch pussy hair, bleached brown, curly short hair. She resembles the signer Rihana, a thinner, younger version. Sweetie claims to be from LA and is a young 21 years old.

A5. Sweetie is friendly, but somewhat guarded and not very opened or relaxed. Definitely wants to "rush" you out. Requested the money upfront (I took a chance).

S4. Lots of rules, don't touch my pussy, no kissing or touching those nice tities. Banged her a couple of positions and caught a wiff of her pussy. OMG! It smelled like rotten fish, yuck. Fuckin smell made my dick limp as a wet noodle. She must have been a street walker to have a pussy like that.

The MS also knocked after about 40 minutes. Rush, rush, rush.

Won't repeat and don't recommend.

Mav[/QUOTE]

Totally agree! I was serviced by this younger girl with glasses on! Not even 35 minutes Mamma was knocking on the door! Luckily for HER I was in a good calm mood that evening! I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THAT PLACE. Unless the management changes!

[QUOTE=Mavrick7; 1166978]Brothers,

Needed a change of pace, and was in the mood for some non-Asian action. Went to Hula Girl to check out the talent. Line up not bad. 8 girls in total. (3) white girls, (2) MILF asian girls, (1) one local / hispanic, (1) black / hispanic looking hottie. The girls ranged from a 6 to an 8, and I selected the black / hispanic girl, named Sweetie.

L8. She is definitely the hottest girl at Hula Girl. 5'4" about 110 lbs, natural / perky B cup tities, stubble triangle patch pussy hair, bleached brown, curly short hair. She resembles the signer Rihana, a thinner, younger version. Sweetie claims to be from LA and is a young 21 years old.

A5. Sweetie is friendly, but somewhat guarded and not very opened or relaxed. Definitely wants to "rush" you out. Requested the money upfront (I took a chance).

S4. Lots of rules, don't touch my pussy, no kissing or touching those nice tities. Banged her a couple of positions and caught a wiff of her pussy. OMG! It smelled like rotten fish, yuck. Fuckin smell made my dick limp as a wet noodle. She must have been a street walker to have a pussy like that.

The MS also knocked after about 40 minutes. Rush, rush, rush.

Won't repeat and don't recommend.

Mav[/QUOTE]

Aloha, Before I knew about this great site, I had been to only a few places. Hula girl was one of the first since it was there on Keeamoku st on that 2nd floor. I had mixed results but the more I found new places the more I realized how shitty the service was. The only thing tha got me to check it out once in a while was for a change of pace rather than your usual Korean AMP girl. I stopped going when I learned the hard way that quality is better than variety. But sometimes I have to learn the hard way.

When Hulas moved to Young, I thought what the heck. I'll try it again and see. Same old thing. Counting the money first, Too many rules, Rushed service, crappy room, and attitude. I'll never go back. Of course as you sometimes read on this forum, YMMV. If anyone has had a great experience I'd love to hear about it.

Aloha

Hula's just seems a place NOT to go. The girls at most of the AMPs I've visited never ask for the tip upfront. Karen at Hula's did. Knew I should have left, but didn't. In the end, Should Have Left!

[QUOTE=Comp Dude 35; 1167288]Bradda Mav,

As a rule (IMHO) , if they ask for it upfront, I tell them no and start to walk; these working girls got to remember that the tip we give them is just that, TIP for SERVICE. If they really need the biz, they'll negotiate and you can bring the prices down (I am part-Chinese, so the stereotype is alive and well, LOL).

I start at 100 and work it from there, especially at Hula's; that place is known for the pimped girls. Hey, we paying for service, just like going to a restaurant to eat, or having a valet park the car; tips depend on good service. Some of these working girls forget about that. Good service = Good tip; don't expect the tip upfront.

Ok, I'm off my soapbox now.

CD35. [/QUOTE]