Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SoCurious;3832527]Visited Lisa this week. Yea it cost a bit more than traditional but a lot of fun to be had. Definetly likes you to be comfortable and happy. If your looking for a mature woman with no drama, she can do you right.[/QUOTE]She offers a 20 USA senior member discount.

Serenity offers a 10 door fee discount for verified seniors too.

Usa senior members pay 30 at the door. All others 40

Lisa charges usa senior members 90 hhr and 130 hr in the room.

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Hayley bought Serenity, she's been a member of our club for a long time. She thought it was a good idea to offer a discount for seniors.

I think the best benefit of scheduling through USA PM is seniors can text freely and get answers without playing the game. Maybe next time you'll get what you want but you can keep asking the next time without results.

I wish all MP's in GR would schedule this way.

[QUOTE=HollandMI8;3833158]Was a little pressed for time so I dropped in and had an hour massage. VERY good massage with KiKi I think her name is. Door was 55 same tip and she made me feel very good. Standard finish in the middle so to speak so a nice over all massage. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Standard finish, you mean HE?

Had a fantastic appointment with her this week. Set up was easy and she was a lot of fun. There was no rush and we had a great time she gave a ton of extras. I will defiantly repeat. If you haven't tried her do your self a favor and book an appointment. You won't be disappointed.

Went out and saw Mia, massage was overall okay. Good conversation paid for an hour. Got on table at 6:53 was asked to flip at 7:15 then prompted for options. Nude / topless and then a minimum for a HE. Never been shorted that much on time.

Overall for me wouldn't repeat. Other say it's pretty good. Could have just been a bad day.

[QUOTE=Mropr23;3835878]Went out and saw Mia, massage was overall okay. Good conversation paid for an hour. Got on table at 6:53 was asked to flip at 7:15 then prompted for options. Nude / topless and then a minimum for a HE. Never been shorted that much on time.

Overall for me wouldn't repeat. Other say it's pretty good. Could have just been a bad day.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Mia at Healthy Habits?

So I know everything about my request will send up red flags. No reviews from me just a random person asking for some direction. All I can say is I used to have an account on this site under my same user name a few years ago but it got deleted a while back as I got a new job and stopped traveling. As a result my mongering days slowed way down and I no longer had tales to tell. Now I am back on the road and I am looking for a place that offers more that just a HE. I prefer AMPs or even AAMPS because they are less likely to be scams or LE. I have seen a few escorts over the years but they were never the person in the ad and they were always take the money and run. If anyone would be willing to point me to a place that can help me out I promise I will write a review about my adventures. If not thanks for reading my post.

[blue]Nothing about what you posted makes sense and I think maybe you hijacked this account. We don't "delete" accounts and this account isn't new, it was created in December of 2016.

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Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help!

Recently spent some time at panacea with kelly. I have seen four other girls there and kelly is by far the best so far. Keeping in mind I have not been able to schedule with tasha. She is easy on the eyes average to slim build with a nice gun rack. Massage was good with a nice pressure and little teasing. The flip was great as well with more light touch at first and not rushed. She knows what she is doing has a great attitude and makes you feel comfortable. Didn't seem like a clock watcher. Dmg was 60/60 hr. Definitely will repeat treat her right guys.

[QUOTE=White300;3837802]Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help![/QUOTE]Try this one, TNC massage on Plainfield and of 5 Mile, in the business plaza, drive around back in the lower level. She does mostly insurance-paid massages, as such if you had to pay yourself then you would notice her hourly rate is higher than most places, most people don't tip if insurance is paying so I think she incorporates that into her rates, but for a HE you would need to add some. Her massage style is more acupressure, pokes around a lot, pushing into the muscle groups. You might need to tell her how you want her to perform. You may also have to let her know you want a HE. She may well stay in the room as you undress.

[URL]https://www.yellowpages.com/grand-rapids-mi/mip/tnc-massage-therapy-5633185?lid=5633185[/URL]

Saw Mia back in April during the dark days before we were back up and running here. Went in for a half hour apt. Placed smelled like weed pretty bad (not that I mind). She told me her boss was gone out of the country and the girls were all left in charge. When we walked into the room I asked about getting comfortable and after we talked about a few places I have visited she started getting down to money.

I am a pretty generous tipper if the service is good, but she wanted 80 bucks for topless and over 100 for full nude. I said that was more than what I was going to spend and then after about 10 minutes of a poor massage she started trying to work the price down on me. We settled on 60 for HE with underwear still on.

The HE was excellent and once she started getting those boobs into the massage it was fairly enjoyable, but the start to everything put a bad taste in my mouth. I can see how some enjoy her but I won't repeat. YMMV.

I guess I'm just going to have to stick with Tasha at Pannacea. Stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3798957]Had a recent massage interrupted 3 times on 1 hour appointment! Once before the flip and twice after the flip, while my cock was in her hand, nearing explosion point! Unacceptable! Now before anyone jumps to Cathy's or Lauren's defense, let me say I go to this place 40 plus times a year for over 6 years. Started back when they were called SU Massage and Lauren went by the name Tina. This isn't the first time I've had problems there. But it's the last.

Cathy and her husband own the place. It is not owned by an "Uncle". There is no Uncle. They will deny it, but both these ladies are married, with K*&s. Their 76th Street location is closing this month, so Cathy is trying to rack, stack and overlap as many customers as possible, to recoup lost revenue and leaves Lauren to deal with angry customers. She had 1 monger waiting for close to 20 in the room next to me. He got dressed and left. Lauren is sweet and does a good job, but it's just an over the counter roaming, AMP HJ only establishment and not worth the hassle anymore! This is my experienced opinion. It's not BS.

This place is no longer NJ approved![/QUOTE]My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.

I work near Celebration Cinema on the Beltline, by the highway-- are there any good MP's in the area that won't break the bank but also know how to show a monger a good time?

Let me know!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3839824]My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3840574]Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.[/QUOTE]If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3840642]If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets![/QUOTE]I never believe that I'm the only one they treat like thet do. They do tend to play with my hair a lot but that's because they are dreaded. I eventually started to be upfront with them. One thing abiut foreign people I cannot stand is they try to treat Americans like they are dumb. But I won't be visiting anytime soon.