Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BenLogan;5148742]Yup. Pretty much my experience as well. If she at least performed what was actually asked fora legit waxing I'd repeat. But she just wanted to jack me off and be done. Have not and will not go back. Only tried her because DeWine closed everyone else down.[/QUOTE]She is huge and lazy. She sits on a chair because she can't stand that long. Her hands are as rough as sandpaper. The worse part was that she used some kind of cheap oil or lotion on me that had an awful fragrance. It took me a couple of showers to totally get that awful smell off me. I would not go back for any price.

[QUOTE=ManOverThere;5148310]Would you trust this ad or could this be bet and switch.

[URL]https://columbus.rubratings.com/171164[/URL][/QUOTE]That's Karson. She's been around awhile. Off and on works with Catalina, on her own, or with someone else. They're all former strippers.

[QUOTE=SoICanHide;5149889]She is huge and lazy. She sits on a chair because she can't stand that long. Her hands are as rough as sandpaper. The worse part was that she used some kind of cheap oil or lotion on me that had an awful fragrance. It took me a couple of showers to totally get that awful smell off me. I would not go back for any price.[/QUOTE]I forgot that bit about her sitting on the chair. That says it all.

I was also uncomfortable having the young child (ren) upstairs during the visit.

She closed the door when we went downstairs, but we first met in the kitchen and I could catch toys, etc. Upstairs.

[QUOTE=RickMann;5149838]I agree it's a sure thing and like RL you exit right by a patio LOL.[/QUOTE]Even though I usually come in the front, I'll always leave the backdoor.

I have call RL when the patio has been full and entered in and out the back.

Some might require a little walk-Tai, Lavender, but so what.

Lotus was the only location that really didn't have any back parking available.

[QUOTE=ManOverThere;5148310]Would you trust this ad or could this be bet and switch.

[URL]https://columbus.rubratings.com/171164[/URL][/QUOTE]Curious. What would lead you to believe the ad is a bait & switch?

[QUOTE=Mantenomo;5150376]Even though I usually come in the front, I'll always leave the backdoor.

I have call RL when the patio has been full and entered in and out the back.

Some might require a little walk-Tai, Lavender, but so what.

Lotus was the only location that really didn't have any back parking available.[/QUOTE]Just put your mask on and your unidentifiable going in or leaving. I always park towards the back of the parking lot as well, no worried about society judging me, but LEO likes to run plates when their bored.

Had a dream about this place in which I called close to closing. Girl who answered didn't speak English well but I understood "you come to home". So I say ok, ok, text me the address. She calls instead and asks me if I'm a gentleman and to text her a picture of myself. Now, I know. I know. It'd be dumb as fuck to. But mini-me wasn't listening and texted her my face pic. So she calls, says I can come to home for massage. Texts me the address. I get there and the place wasn't too sketchy so I goto her door. It's the burper and farter. You know who, d cups, great legs. Least she was alone though so, yea, I stayed LOL. Massage lasted 2 minutes then the CBJ was on but she was distracted by a daty. Cfs was on next, I forget what channel. Cleaned up after and was out the door before she could spray me down with more sanitizer. Damage was standard plus a ben. Very weird dream.

[QUOTE=Mantenomo;5150376]Even though I usually come in the front, I'll always leave the backdoor.

I have call RL when the patio has been full and entered in and out the back.

Some might require a little walk-Tai, Lavender, but so what.

Lotus was the only location that really didn't have any back parking available.[/QUOTE]So at Tai Chi you would exit the back and walk all the way around to the the front?

[QUOTE=RickMann;5151427]So at Tai Chi you would exit the back and walk all the way around to the the front?[/QUOTE]I always try to park in back and walk around so when I leave its right to the car, no eyes whatsoever.

Tai is probably the longest walk around, but such a poor location in the exact center of the strip mall.

Lavendar is sort of weird as the back walk is narrow and then you get to the Mexican ice cream place, turn left and left and you'are there.

Superb and RL are the shortest, though Superb seems so open, but the parking in backis the shortest.

The easiest walk was when Purple relocated a short time to and. High and you walked by one small storefront.

I know wearing the mask helps and you're not doing anything wrong in simply getting a massage, but I like that even though someone might see me enter, they really don't know when I leave and what my car and plates look like.

The other huge benefit is avoiding anyone either coming in or waiting.

Stay safe.

Any seniors have experience with this one? PM or post is fine.

[URL]https://columbus.rubratings.com/193065[/URL]

[QUOTE=EdibleButtPlug;5151353]Had a dream about this place in which I called close to closing. Girl who answered didn't speak English well but I understood "you come to home". So I say ok, ok, text me the address. She calls instead and asks me if I'm a gentleman and to text her a picture of myself. Now, I know. I know. It'd be dumb as fuck to. But mini-me wasn't listening and texted her my face pic. So she calls, says I can come to home for massage. Texts me the address. I get there and the place wasn't too sketchy so I goto her door. It's the burper and farter. You know who, d cups, great legs. Least she was alone though so, yea, I stayed LOL. Massage lasted 2 minutes then the CBJ was on but she was distracted by a daty. Cfs was on next, I forget what channel. Cleaned up after and was out the door before she could spray me down with more sanitizer. Damage was standard plus a ben. Very weird dream.[/QUOTE]This can't be LOL. What were the damages?

[QUOTE=Grtalmty1;5152793]Any seniors have experience with this one? PM or post is fine.

[URL]https://columbus.rubratings.com/193065[/URL][/QUOTE]If you can get her to actually book and keep the appointment you should have fun.

[QUOTE=Grtalmty1;5152793]Any seniors have experience with this one? PM or post is fine.

[URL]https://columbus.rubratings.com/193065[/URL][/QUOTE]Unreliable, you can be ghosted from the door too, YMMV.

Price you pay is much more for the service you get.

[QUOTE=Mantenomo;5150376]Even though I usually come in the front, I'll always leave the backdoor.

I have call RL when the patio has been full and entered in and out the back.

Some might require a little walk-Tai, Lavender, but so what.

Lotus was the only location that really didn't have any back parking available.[/QUOTE]I just returned from an afternoon massage at Tai Chi. I parked over near Enrico's Pizza (great pizza). Next to Enrico's under Alice's Tailoring Sign is Alice's Massage. Same look as the usual AMP. Two AMP's in the same plaza. Double your fun or double your risk? Enjoy!

Coming to Columbus area for an extended stay. I've been reviewing the board but was hoping to get some advice on who and / or where offers the best massage. And, go!!