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What is up guys its THeJOker and I was up early and had woke up with morning wood feening for some pussy and my friend down there wanted to tear up some girls. SO I got up early fapped a little bit in the bathroom thinkin about this hoe manuela and how I tore her up the other day but that's a whole diff story. ANyways I ate a nutrious breakfast that will boost my testastorone and get my blood pumping through my cock so I can destroy some hoes. So I shower and got dressed and headed out to Dh. When I arrived I was notified of 2 new girls. YALL know the drill. Whoever new got to get fucked. There were 2 new hoes in the lineup one was michelle a beautiful thick colombiana mama with a cake and britney a skinny tall colombiana. DAmn britney loooks sexy as fuck and she is wearing a sexy pink dress that looks mad good on her. I wanted to try britney for a spin and I hand her my two cards and vamos downstairs. We go into the room and damn they improved the basement. We get in and she tells me to standup. She applies the rubber on my friend and she slurps away. Ayo damn this hoe can suck some cock. She is slurping away like my cock is a milkshake my nigga. Damn she was so good at it and my cock became a steelix right after lmao. Yeah so I had a great ass time from her BJ and she tells me to sit and she sucks my cock kneeling on the floor. Afterwards I fuck her doggie and it was amazing because I can see her and mhself in the mirrors having sex. YOoooo the arch was nice and she knows how to please a nigga. So I go at it for a while and she is just moaning when I'm hitting her nice juicy made in Colombia ass. So we switch and I fuck her mish and as I'm thrusting on top of her she is just moaning and moaning. Damn she knows how to take cock and she takes it all the way. Yeha I destroy her nice pussy and as I go in she moans and I can't take it I bust in the bag. She's like wow babies lmaoooo. Anyways she cleans me up and I get dressed and she gave me an amazing time. YUP Britney is real good and I encourage yall to check her out asap. Def tipped her on my way and damn def a repeat. Yeah dh is full of beautiful women rn and I encourage all to check it out.

Joker out pce.

Whats up fellas, here again with a thought of.

"New Monday, New week, New goals / girls". Well I got to begine the week with fire as I always do and hearing upon the new talents that just arrived in DH there is no way I will get disappointed this new Monday. So lets begin with the fun now.

So went in as usual bought 4 tickets and seat on the couch. Mostly all available " cristina, gaby warming the bench, naomi, diana, angelina and camila in the delux dancing and having fun. So chilling my self a bit I see right to left goes cristina with big ass and nice pair of tits just infront of my face I was like damn.

In a few I see manualla from left to right going with someone, she a spinner but she got a tempting ass af. Then after a min comes up the new talent britney and stood just behind me, I looked up and she smiled. Seeing left to right and right to left I thought in mind that fuck man I got many options today and decided to give cristina 2 cards /4 and the smile she gave me I was killed by it only.

Down we go she undressed and same did I then she helped me greet her in spanish and we laughed at it. She cleaned me up and I wanted to engage with her more in talking like she is very tempting her eyes and smile only can make your day prob. So we chit chat a bit and she noticed I am not hard so stood up and gave me close and intimate hug and we exchanged kisses on cheeks, lips, nipples, shoulders and where not man this was enough for my rocky to wake up LOL.

She went on her 4 on the bed pulled me towards her and started with CBJ. Slow then catching her speed then went aggresive like she wanted to unplugg my mic from the mixer it was tough for me to control her man leaking the balls one after the other, slurping it, giving a good tounge wash all the way down spitting on it, allowing me to face fuck her and soon the thing became rock hard as if I took some vigra shit so imagine her level of CBJ mad goood.

Then she opted for miss I was ok with it but with this rocky mountain I did not last long and surrendered my self after few long hard shots which she took it like a pornstar. Sad huh;.

But guess what this was so funny after cleaning up not even weasting a min she goes for another condom and asks me "otra más" I am like no one does that this is another level and tell her that yes baby always but are you not tired. She is like me nahh never and I say then open the fuckkin condom. We laugh at it then starts again the aggresiveness she has and never willing to give up on you not cumming.

She starts to make it hard again like hurry up I want more of you baby surprisingly she suceeds on that and again my rocky boy is ready to go she hopps on me to ride for CG and man she was slamming it hard that my thing was just about to get in 2 parts man.

She does not get tired goes faster and faster and once my thing came out and quickly she was like oops and puts it inside and begins her mad actions again and I could feel every inch inside her hot and wet BTW never used lube and shit her spits on my rocky was enough.

Then with little time left she tells me to finish in doggy or the guy will knock and say tiempo ticket. I laughed and said I know the procedure baby just give me that ass now then I get aggressive on her catch her by the wiest and pound her hard deep long shots to finish up then she cleans me and knock came right after.

I asked her how long you will be here she told me 10th January and told her that will see you every time I come here she thanked me for that smiled again and I was like aww come here give me a hug telling her that you will kill me with this tempting eyes one day and she laughed at it after dressing up gave her tip then again she kissed and hugged a good bye I left the room like drained and really not ready for round 2.

Last thing I say that she is at another level is just because she loves what she does and will never give up on you and use all the time to please you.

All right cya all.

After surviving the battle with Michelle, sat for a min and meet a few fellow mongers and was advised by one that cristina was a must have. I took that challenge but I will say I didn't expect what I was about to walk into. This girl is a freak in EVERY aspect of the word. This felt like I was shooting a porn video. She deep throats to the point of gagging. She sucked my balls like it was a delicacy. Then she put lube on her tits and had me titty fuck her. She started to lick my nipples scream. We started in missionary but she said she wanted to be in control so she got on top and started riding like it was a competition. After a few minutes and alot of biting, she wanted it from the back. I fucked her doggy for a few minutes until I nutted. You would thinking that was the end of it but she keep throwing it back during and even after I nutted. At this point it was so much clapping my balls was sore. The clean up was A1 and one of the main reasons I tipped so wheel. She had me lay down, wiped me up and then wrapped my dick in a wet wipe and gave me a massage till my time was up. I'm drained and I need a nap LOL.

This woman is a dick sucking champ. She does it slow with a lot of suction and no teeth. It is really hard to nut from just head but when she uses both hands to stroke and be sucking at the same time; I almost lost it. She could tell I was enjoying myself because right when I was getting close to nutting she would deep throat and grab my ass and force it in deeper. Had to stop that, I couldn't nut without even getting in the pussy yet. So she went into doggy. Triumphtriumph she was throwing that ass back. She can definitely work that shit. We finished off in lazy doggy, she crossed her legs and it was a wrap from there. That I can honestly say was the most satisfying nut I have had in DH. I'm going to predict she will be getting upgraded in the rankings of the girls.

Saw on DH's site that they had two new girls there, Britney and Michelle, and so I decide to head on out and catch at least one of them. I walk in around 5 and see Michelle- thick MILF with melon sized tits in a spiderweb black lingerie outfit. Card guy caught me staring but with her tits almost reaching her neck, who could blame me. I get two cards and hand them to her. We walk down to a new room in the basement, near the room all the way in the back.

Michelle completely fills the role of a Latina MILF. Some of the more recent milfs I've tried at DH include Marilyn and Christina; Michelle is stacked compared to them. She rides the bottom and top of her spiderweb outfit to her waist and reveals a bubbly, plump ass and white melons that overflow her bra. She puts the condom on me and sucks me off like a real pro: using both her hands to caress and massage my shaft as she sucks on my head like a vacuum. I'm like a kid with a new toy at this moment, jiggling and shaking her ass and tits. Michelle's chill too, laughing and shaking her ass back with my dick in her mouth. It didn't look like she would stop sucking me off if I let her, so I tell her let's go. She stands and bends over the bed, squatting and jiggling her ass in the air as I slide in. She can take a beating, moaning as her cheeks crash against my waist and throwing it back if I stopped. Then she tells me practically commands me to sit on the bed and let her sit her ass on my dick. I spread her ass cheeks apart and see her pussy wrapped around my dick like a ring, going up and down my shaft as she bounces. Switch to mish and her tits are still in a bra. I don't ask her to take it off and honestly the view of her tits falling down to her face was good enough to excuse the bra. She keeps her legs back, making a mini "M" shape with her legs to take more dick. We switch to doggy on the bed and here I just couldn't take it anymore. I fuck her hard, her ass jiggling fast like a blur, and bust, she shakes and throws it back until I go soft. She gives me some towels and we joke about how I came in cold and now I'm steaming hot, and how our fucking was like a shot of coffee and she awake now. Tip her 10 and head out.

Michelle is an enjoyable stacked MILF. In terms of assets she got a good plump ass but by far those tits are the main attraction. She didn't take her bra off during my session but I got to feel and jiggle them and her tits looked juicy held up with that bra anyways. Her thickness is natural and spreads to the rest of her body. Orally she's good, no ball licking but made her mouth into a pussy with her hand-mouth technique. Didn't get a DFK vibe from her, she feels more like a pro-MILF. I'd recommend trying her if you want a chill stacked MILF with huge melons and good oral skills.

Whats up fellas, here again with a thought of "New Monday, New week, New goals / girls". Well I got to begin the week with fire as I always do and hearing upon the new talents that just arrived in DH there is no way I will get disappointed this new Monday. So lets begin with the fun now.

So went in as usual bought 4 tickets and seat on the couch. Mostly all available " Cristina, gaby warming the bench, Naomi, Diana, Angelina and Camilla in the deluxe dancing and having fun. So chilling my self a bit I see right to left goes Cristina with big ass and nice pair of tits just in front of my face I was like damn.

In a few I see manualla from left to right going with someone, she a spinner but she got a tempting ass af. Then after a min comes up the new talent Britney and stood just behind me, I looked up and she smiled. Seeing left to right and right to left I thought in mind that fuck man I got many options today and decided to give Cristina 2 cards /4 and the smile she gave me I was killed by it only.

Down we go she undressed and same did I then she helped me greet her in Spanish and we laughed at it. She cleaned me up and I wanted to engage with her more in talking like she is very tempting her eyes and smile only can make your day prob. So we chit chat a bit and she noticed I am not hard so stood up and gave me close and intimate hug and we exchanged kisses on cheeks, lips, nipples, shoulders and where not man this was enough for my rocky to wake up LOL.

She went on her 4 on the bed pulled me towards her and started with CBJ. Slow then catching her speed then went aggressive like she wanted to unplug my mic from the mixer it was tough for me to control her man leaking the balls one after the other, slurping it, giving a good tongue wash all the way down spitting on it, allowing me to face fuck her and soon the thing became rock hard as if I took some Viagra shit so imagine her level of CBJ mad good.

Then she opted for miss I was OK with it but with this rocky mountain I did not last long and surrendered my self after few long hard shots which she took it like a porn star. Sad huh;.

But guess what this was so funny after cleaning up not even wasting a min she goes for another condom and asks me "otra más" I am like no one does that this is another level and tell her that yes baby always but are you not tired. She is like me nahh never and I say then open the fuckkin condom. We laugh at it then starts again the aggressiveness she has and never willing to give up on you not cumming.

She starts to make it hard again like hurry up I want more of you baby surprisingly she suceeds on that and again my rocky boy is ready to go she hops on me to ride for CG and man she was slamming it hard that my thing was just about to get in 2 parts man.

She does not get tired goes faster and faster and once my thing came out and quickly she was like oops and puts it inside and begins her mad actions again and I could feel every inch inside her hot and wet BTW never used lube and shit her spits on my rocky was enough.

Then with little time left she tells me to finish in doggy or the guy will knock and say tiempo ticket. I laughed and said I know the procedure baby just give me that ass now then I get aggressive on her catch her by the waist and pound her hard deep long shots to finish up then she cleans me and knock came right after.

I asked her how long you will be here she told me 10th January and told her that will see you every time I come here she thanked me for that smiled again and I was like aww come here give me a hug telling her that you will kill me with this tempting eyes one day and she laughed at it after dressing up gave her tip then again she kissed and hugged a good bye I left the room like drained and really not ready for round 2.

Last thing I say that she is at another level is just because she loves what she does and will never give up on you and use all the time to please you.

All right cya all.

Today I noticed from the ads that Michelle is now working at DH. I've seen her multiple times at caros spot and now I am extremely excited to see her at DH. She's one of my ATFs and I highly recommend all of ya to see her LOL.

Round 2 after getting drained from PSE cristina, I was not able to manage this round but any how I rested for some time while deciding whom to fuck next. Then getting 2 recommendations from fellow mongers decided to go for Michelle the top new talent in the DH house. Heard from many that when you catch a girl in there new days you going to be treated well. Guess what, they all are fuckkin right about that I just literally experienced it today.

I noticed her ass more that 5 times in the main room thinking that will I be able to manage that after getting destroyed by Cristian, but WTF I get up hand her 2 cards and went running downstairs. She came slowly as she was wearing heels and upon entering, she tells me that you came down very fast and apologized that she was slow because of her heels but I tell her it's all ok that I should not run and bring her down the stairs catching her hand next time. And then I was like one sec did you just speak English and she replies "yes, I know some English", boom on that now she already entered my comfort zone. While undressing she kept her huge football sized tits in the cover, I was like ok then she put the cover with her mouth on my rocky boy which was half evaporated. She grips half the shaft with her hands and then turns her mouth into a tight pussy and shakes her head as if I am face fucking her. She did not want to stop slurping, few deep throats, tasting with the tongue, no teeth at all and calling her BJ skills like a hoover machine that only knows how to suck the whole dick. Her BJ skills on its self can give her all-star label as well.

After a long sucking I felt like I was going to nut and then had to tap out saying that please don't finish me with your mouth only I need the pussy lips too and she laughed at it and called me closer for some doggy. Same thing again I gave her long hard sorts that made me cum in like 2 minutes but she did not give up and arch back like there is no tomorrow. Then a funny thing happened, and I was also surprised that even after Cuming I was rock hard just because she was giving it all back and never stopped and fucked her self real deep. Then I was like can you ride me I am tired she told me that let me change the cover because it is full we don't want to make babies and we laughed. After changing, my rock became loose so she told me to do miss that way I can become hard again, see putting in efforts that is what I am talking about then I said as you say and kissing her half out tits, I start giving miss.

It was really hard for me to cum again so doing a little miss she told me that can I finish with the hand I say ok go ahead (again putting in effort) she went really hard and fast to make me cum but I just could not and then I tell her standing doggy and she bent near the wall for me to slide it in and hit it for some time but still I can't cum. Then she goes hard with hands for HJ but still nothing so I really tell her that thank you for putting in this much effort I really appreciate it and that I just cum so it was hard for me and then we laughed at it and start to chat for the remainder time.

She told me leaving after Christmas and then I asked where she from told me Colombia I said I like that and want to be there once to fuck all the hot girls like you. She laughed and said well you tried me as a sample today now we will both go there and she will get me all the hot girls to which we again laughed then knock comes and we dress up kiss and hug a good bye.

Box real tight make you cum in minutes, tits feels good, good sense of humor, 9/10 for me always a repeat see ya all.

I woke up this morning to see the Dollhouse ads and seen they had some new talent available. I just knew I had to make my way over to try them out while they are fresh. I got in around 1 pm and observed most of the line-up sitting around on the couches waiting to be picked. Manuela, Camila, Diana, Gaby, Naomi, Leidy, Angelina, Michelle, Cristina and Britney was the ladies available today, a lineup of 10 girls. As Michelle was the thicker of the 2 new girls, I choose her for a half hour session. We headed downstairs to one of the newly divided rooms. That's when I got a good look at Michelle who is a thick and stacked MILF, also looks much better than the pic. I told her I remember you from somewhere, she laughed and said Carols right. I responded yes so I know you going to treat me good, she said "yes don't worry I know how to work". She stripped off everything except her top, kneeled down giving me a tight suction filled CBJ which including some hands and tongue swirling. Once I was hard I laid down, she lubed up and got on top for rcg. Her rcg was deadly and I felt like I was going to finish in just one position akin to Marilyn if she kept up for too long. So after a few minutes I asked to switch to mish. She got in that position and told me she wants to get fucked hard. Michelle is nice, but dominant and takes charge. I gave her exactly what she wanted, laying on top pounding her as we both got wet and sweaty. She pulled me in deep wrapping her arms and legs around me as I went. Then we got to doggy and I had some trouble sticking it in due to her tightness which we both found hilarious. I gave her a few strokes in K9 and then got tired and time conscious. When I stopped she asked me if I want to finish with "licks and sucks". I was like wow how did you know. I finished from the CBJ just as the knock came. We got dressed, I tipped her a 20 and hugged goodbye. I let her know next time she can take her top off she said "for you, of course" and she's in all week. Michelle is tall, thick and stacked, no GFE from her, however she's very nice and professional, she works hard to make sure you enjoy your time with her and get what you came for.

This week I knew I was about to embark on a fierce battle in Genosha with an huge Sentinel invasion forth coming so I decided to do some intense training the best way I know how. So I was made aware of some new entries to the academy. In addition to my Jean Grey (Angelina), Storm (Naomi), Gaby, Manuela, Leidy 2 looking like she ready for a steamy hot rematch with me, Diana, Christina, Camila (damn this lineup is stacked), there were Britney, a why'all light skinned Columbiana. Think Of a taller, thick but slimmer version of Valery or Leidy 3 and you'll have a good description of her. Then Michelle. She's kinda short stacked MILF. Like 5'3 or 5'4. Mid cut Raven hair 34 DD top. Thick Ass. Body seemed all natural. Tight skin and smooth. Her top was dying to be set free. Instantly knew I need some intense training with her so picked her and we went downstairs. To one of the newly set up rooms by the opposite wall. We exchanged some small talk and She's English friendly. She speaks it very well actually. We chatted made some jokes and my animal magnetism must have attracted her because she was caressing me crazy and gave me some lfk action. Then she stared to dance sexy for me grinding hard in my claw til it was ready to strike. Then I stood up ready for some CBJ action. She has such great technique with her hands and mouth it felt like that time Magneto sucked the adamantium from my body but actually feeling good. She licked the whole stick smacked her face with it. The Hoover suction came afterwards. I was enjoying this too much but I told her I was ready for her to ride my Pony. She started slamming and then after some time getting smacked by her breasts. She spun around while I was till inside to rcg. Then she took control and started grinding harder and faster. Then I flipped her over for mish. Enjoying the views then she was like oh you want control now. "Show me what you got" I proceeded to pound the mat into submission. I grabbed her neck gently (these MILF s like to be manhandled apparently). So after making her tap she caressed me. Next was k9. She said take this kitty it yours so I did. She takes a pounding and said release your rage before the knock comes papi. So I complied. She threw it back repeatedly to make sure I was dry. I didn't ask for extras or try for GFE but I just wanted that animalistic session and I got it. She deserves a promotion to better room because she has talent. Another great entry to the house of dolls. Happy mongering people. Time to charge up.

So I was just in the mood for Manuela just because I've pretty much seen every girl but the bottom tiers. So I was like let me just try her. She looks fire. And here how tight she is so I decided to give it a test run before she leaves.

Anyways. Hand her one card and off to her room. She asks me small talk while getting undressed. Where I'm from and how she's seen me. I told her yeah just want to see you.

She smiles gives me a hug and kiss me on my check then my lips with a little LFK. She says I look good. And starts a CBJ a lot of suction pretty good with a lot of spit. I like it like that! FYI surprisingly no upcharge for me she was naked. She gets on top and rides well super fucking tight. Start smashing her hard and she tells me to slow down.

I push her off.

I tell her let me see that ass because that's what I came for. She says okay papi whatever you want. Please go slow. Start slow then start pounding away. She tried to slow me down. By putting her hand. I grab her arm and lock it on her back while her other hand holding the bed frame.

I notice we have like maybe 5 min left switch her to missionary she grabs my face to go for some lfk. And I bust. Knock comes in literally right when I bust. Tip her 20 and that's it. I would repeat. Treated me well.

But there is a lot of talent here. That I want to try out.

So after resting from my training with Michelle, I was looking at my sexy MILF. And she was looking like she wanted a rematch so said "Lets go bub" . She was happy that I chose her again. I said I told her I'm not done with you. The she gave me some lfk. Then she started dancing sexy for me then started her CBJ that was reminiscent of the Legendary OG Camila from Feb. 18. She buried he face and took the whole claw to the back of her neck. Impressive I thought. After about like 7 minutes. I swear the CBJ is worth a card alone. She got on top after. Same nice tight grip. (Michelle's box is also tight as well forgot to mention that) she stared trying to get me gone with her riding abilities but I held firm. Flipped her to mish and stared choking her a little harder and she said in Spanish take this kitty it's all your then I put her legs by her head (she flexible as hell) and started unleashing my drill claw in her then her flytrap clamped shut on me as she tapped out soaking the sheet. Flipped her to doggy pounded harder. She pooped again. Then I she started throwing it back but I still wasn't tapping out. I told her to finish me off CBJ and she started going off. But unfortunately I couldn't finish before the knock came. Totally not her fault. A combination of me not being recovered enough combined with being hydrated enough was my undoing. She was mad at me at first for not finishing because she thought it was something wrong with her. I assured her it was me. But the fact that she cares enough to make sure that you're satisfied is what solidified her as an All Star for me. She seems to really enjoy what she does. So as long as you treat her well (and tip), you can't wrong with her. I tipped her and assured her she was great. She said next time you better pop twice for me. So the rematch is already being set up. But as I was about to leave I had some unfinished business before ending my training.

So after I recharge after Manuela I wait 2 hours and hand Naomi 2 cards. We were talking in the lobby periodically while I was there. In the lobby she tells me she wants to fuck me again. Let's do it. I told her I'll hit you up when I'm ready. She starts laughing and says okay.

Hand her 2 cards head downstairs. Naomi is super under rated. I really don't know why. She deserves her own room. She cleans me up and says damn. So now you see me jokingly. And tells me she been wanting my dick all day. I laugh and jokingly told her well you got it now let's get work show me how bad you wanted it. She gives me this look and says okay I'll show you.

Her CBJ is under rated for real. DT action and she lets me face fuck her she can't take it all the way but like it when she holds and spits comes out. Shit makes me harder than a diamond. LMAOOOO.

She was definitely showing she missed me. She gets on top and I have to say and repeat always. She is sooo fucking tight!. When she rides it's amazing then she lays on top and grinds nice and slow. I be ready to bust. So. I switch her to missionary and Tells me to choke her since she liked that from the first time I was with her. So I start choking her and fucking her hard. She literally started creaming to where after I said let's go doggy. Naomi tells me. In Spanish see told you I enjoy your dick. Switch her to doggie last 5 min and bust. Have about 3 min to spare and the knock comes. B almost saw me naked LMAOOoo. Naomi is really under rated!

So after a slightly disappointing showing with Not being able to finish with Christina (once again my fault not hers. She tried her best. Man did she try). My claw was still ready to strike. That's when I intended to see my Jean Grey, but unfortunately she was with Scott again. (She needs to pick soon him or me). That's when I saw Naomi (my Storm) coming up the stairs looking sexy. I didn't even let her take her shoes off when I said Let's go bub. So that's when we went downstairs. She's kinda short about 5'4 chocolate skinned Dominicana. We got to her room which is right next to Michelle's room. It was hot hearing her conquer some hapless unprepared monger. Then she compliments me then touches my arm and says wow your strong. She then touched my chest and stared biting her lips. She was ready for me. Gave me a nice sensual slow CBJ with great suction. I was ready and since I only have her a card I told her to get ready for a thrashing. She said let's do it. She got on top. And damn box was real tight tight. I felt her stretching as I entered her while she moaned. I must've got on the right side of YMMV with her because we had instant chemistry. She stated grinding hard on me and then flipped over to k9. Kept pounding as hard and fast as I could she kept screaming duro papi mas duro. So I finally finished after lazy k9. She wiggles her nice fat chocolate cake on my claw then I pulled out after one last death stroke. She was like. You're fun. I wish we had more time so you can really see how freaky I could get. Once again another rematch has been set. Obviously I would definitely repeat with all 3 girls I saw today. I think my Storm is very underrated. But she has great potential and performed very well with me despite my first (but not last visit) with her. I'm fully drained, and hungry as hell. Time to eat after all this intense training today and go to sleep. Happy mongering. X.

Went down the basement and she put the condom on. She sucked for a good 5 minutes then went into mish where she moaned and dirty talked spanish. Got her in doggie and that ass was perfect, natural with no blemishes or tattoos. Pounded in that position and popped. It was good and she put in effort.