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So I decided to call up Gia this morning to ask about the "$85 weekend special " she posted about yesterday.

When I asked if that was still going on, she groaned LOUDLY and hung up on me, LOL.

I'll take that as a "no," I guess.

Don't guess I really see what the big deal was. If she wasn't honoring that anymore, I'm fine with donating her regular price which we probably coulda' talked about had I not been hung up on.

I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch this one off of my list. If any of you want to take the plunge with her, whatever you do, DON'T ask about the special!

[QUOTE=Senna5194; 1316122]Alexis was my third dream a little less than a year ago, I cannot count the hours we have spent together since. No one really needs another review of Alexis, (If you do, here it is: For god's sake, stop what you are doing and call her now) so I thought I would share my introduction to the world of Alexis. Of course, she had me waiting outside her incall location at ten minutes past our appointment time. I was nervous as hell sitting there, a brand new dreamer who felt like He had a neon sign on his car flashing arrest me please! Then of course to make matters even worse, two uniformed officers go strolling through the parking lot.

I get the call, go to the door, it opens and immediately my focus turns from LE to how in the hell am I going to last ten seconds with this beautiful girl. (I think I made it about two minutes, thank god for refills)

So I tell her about the LE presence and in a scene I will never forget, Alexis says " I'll fix that" and begins (picture a beautiful women in nothing but a thong) to stack furniture up to and including the mini fridge in front of the door. Now despite the near stupor her beauty had me in, I managed to think, this girl is either high or dumb as a rock thinking a mini fridge and a couple of chairs will stop anyone. But as I hope you know, she was not high and is very far from dumb, she was simply trying to put an obviously nervous dreamer at ease.

What a dream it was![/QUOTE]Glad it worked out. I just have to add, in case anyone hasn't figured this out, that it's never a good idea to park in the hotel lot until the escort has called to say she's ready for you. Waiting more than a few minute in your car can draw attention. Same goes for driving off then returning a few minutes later.

At Alexis' previous incall, there were a couple of busy restaurants nearby where I would always park until she called to say it's time. Very easy to blend in there.

[QUOTE=Curt828; 1316934]Glad it worked out. I just have to add, in case anyone hasn't figured this out, that it's never a good idea to park in the hotel lot until the escort has called to say she's ready for you. Waiting more than a few minute in your car can draw attention. Same goes for driving off then returning a few minutes later.

At Alexis' previous incall, there were a couple of busy restaurants nearby where I would always park until she called to say it's time. Very easy to blend in there.[/QUOTE]Great point. I was in an adjacent lot but I was still über paranoid. If I had been in her lot I probably would not have seen LE. Better to be lucky than good I suppose.

[QUOTE=West Knox; 1316888]So I decided to call up Gia this morning to ask about the "$85 weekend special " she posted about yesterday.

When I asked if that was still going on, she groaned LOUDLY and hung up on me, LOL.

I'll take that as a "no," I guess.

Don't guess I really see what the big deal was. If she wasn't honoring that anymore, I'm fine with donating her regular price which we probably coulda' talked about had I not been hung up on.

I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch this one off of my list. If any of you want to take the plunge with her, whatever you do, DON'T ask about the special![/QUOTE]I don't know her and so I can't say, but I do know a lot of girls don't want to discuss money period. Especially not over the phone.

[QUOTE=West Knox; 1316888]So I decided to call up Gia this morning to ask about the "$85 weekend special " she posted about yesterday.

When I asked if that was still going on, she groaned LOUDLY and hung up on me, LOL.

I'll take that as a "no," I guess.

Don't guess I really see what the big deal was. If she wasn't honoring that anymore, I'm fine with donating her regular price which we probably coulda' talked about had I not been hung up on.

I think I'm going to go ahead and scratch this one off of my list. If any of you want to take the plunge with her, whatever you do, DON'T ask about the special![/QUOTE]I apologize for being rude, but I do not like discussing price over the phone. I even said in the ad,"please do not ask about price". I apologize for being rude, but I get incredibly frustrated when people continually ask "how much". I know you were innocently asking about my special, but that was kind of like a call that happened at the wrong time considering that I was already frustrated about a previous caller. Thank you for your interest though and again I apologize for the rude behavior. I am trying to be as careful as I can and sometimes that does not translate well with what I am doing because I am not sure how to be polite and still address my precautions.

If we can take a pause in all of the local drama long enough to say something positive:

I can't say enough about the lovely Voronica, who advertises on BP as "Spanish with Class." I first saw her with Anna, but now she's on her own and I think I prefer her in a solo setting. She has that sweet, soft, yet also hot and natural Latina way about her that I just can't get enough of her. She offers lots of eye contact, which I love, and has one of the most beautiful faces and a pair of the loveliest breasts I've ever seen (and I've seen a few).

She tells me that she might be looking for a few new regulars. I can offer no higher recommendation than for this amazing all-natural woman.

Spent a little time looking around BP this morning & doing some searching for pics. Don't waste your time on these two, they're both cute but are using fake pics:

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Nothing on Google, but Tineye popped up with a link to a porn site that advertises for another site (Oyeloca. Com, if you care) and calls her "Destiny"

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Google search brings up links to multiple pages, including at least 3 different social media pages.

Anyway. Back to work!

[QUOTE=GiannaMacabre;1316994]I apologize for being rude, but I do not like discussing price over the phone. I even said in the ad,"please do not ask about price". I apologize for being rude, but I get incredibly frustrated when people continually ask "how much". I know you were innocently asking about my special, but that was kind of like a call that happened at the wrong time considering that I was already frustrated about a previous caller. Thank you for your interest though and again I apologize for the rude behavior. I am trying to be as careful as I can and sometimes that does not translate well with what I am doing because I am not sure how to be polite and still address my precautions.[/QUOTE]Gia,

You have a lot of guys interest in you on here, so why don't you advertise here for a no drama encounter, Put your special, special on here and build up your client base and reviews without dealing with John Q. Public. We can PM you and avoid the unsafe issues.

Just sayin

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Pics Google to a Japanese site. She may provide but the incalll would be ridiculous.

[QUOTE=OldDude55; 1317526]Gia,

You have a lot of guys interest in you on here, so why don't you advertise here for a no drama encounter, Put your special, special on here and build up your client base and reviews without dealing with John Q. Public. We can PM you and avoid the unsafe issues.

Just sayin[/QUOTE]I am considering it for sure!

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1317397]If we can take a pause in all of the local drama long enough to say something positive:

I can't say enough about the lovely Voronica, who advertises on BP as "Spanish with Class." I first saw her with Anna, but now she's on her own and I think I prefer her in a solo setting. She has that sweet, soft, yet also hot and natural Latina way about her that I just can't get enough of her. She offers lots of eye contact, which I love, and has one of the most beautiful faces and a pair of the loveliest breasts I've ever seen (and I've seen a few).

She tells me that she might be looking for a few new regulars. I can offer no higher recommendation than for this amazing all-natural woman.[/QUOTE]Thanks Fred for the glowing review. I have very highly considered adding her to my list of, in no specific order, Paula, S. Fox, and Amber. Have emailed Voronica as well, and she was very easy to communicate with. Judging by pics she sent me, wow! I may have to move her to the top of my list!

[QUOTE=GiannaMacabre;1316994]I apologize for being rude, but I do not like discussing price over the phone. I even said in the ad,"please do not ask about price". I apologize for being rude, but I get incredibly frustrated when people continually ask "how much". I know you were innocently asking about my special, but that was kind of like a call that happened at the wrong time considering that I was already frustrated about a previous caller. Thank you for your interest though and again I apologize for the rude behavior. I am trying to be as careful as I can and sometimes that does not translate well with what I am doing because I am not sure how to be polite and still address my precautions.[/QUOTE]Well then, I apologize for the misunderstanding. Your ad that you posted TODAY (11/14) does mention not discussing price over the phone but the previous two that were posted when I called did not (11/12, 11/13). I've honestly never come across a girl who wouldn't discuss the "donation" over the phone. Most just won't discuss anything sexual over the phone (and rightly so). I have never seen a girl unless x price for x amount of time has been verbally set (or through text, which again is a touchy issue for some people).

Different strokes for different folks. Let me know if you wanna kiss and make up, and I'll make it happen ;-)

[QUOTE=OldDude55; 1317551][url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simply-sexy-exotic-playmate-ready-to-fullfill-your-every-needs/3123474[/url]

Pics Google to a Japanese site. She may provide but the incalll would be ridiculous.[/QUOTE]Bwaahaahaa! Good one, OD55! Incall in Tokyo, with the prices over there, would be pretty steep!

I did wonder, though; has anyone ever had any luck with those BP ads that link directly to AdultSearch (as this one does)? When I see one of those ads with the ridiculously TGTBT women and no contact info, just the click-through to AdultSearch, I don't even bother, I just close the tab.

I saw the lovely Gia tonight, and we definitely kissed and made up after the little spat we had earlier today (read back a few posts if you don't have any clue what I'm talking about). Texted her to let her know that I replied to her post on here and we hit it off from there. She seemed so nice I had to give her a second chance, and I'm extremely glad that the feeling was mutual.

First off: Cute as a button. She is definitely my taste. I was smitten as soon as I walked in the door. If you like what you see in the pictures, you won't be disappointed.

Wasn't a clock watcher and has few rules. Stayed and hung around for a little while, but I didn't hang around for the full amount of time because I don't like to be a lingerer.

If she keeps posting up new pictures like she did today, I might have to reevaluate where my black Friday cash is going.

Treat this one right, guys. I'd like it if she were around at LEAST long enough for me to unwrap on Christmas.

Trusted members PM with any questions.

Thanks, Gia!

Emily is a waste of time she is not worth seeing. She only do doggie and she rushes she is not worth a penny to see I will never see here again this girl is on crack

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Met Mercedes last night. See link. Met at her incall location in a home with a roomate. It reminded me of Alexis's original place a bit. She had lots of personal stuff there we showered and she took good care of me everywhere. She kept bending over getting the shower temp right in front of me drove me nuts. I warned her and she gigled a bit. She won't win the pagent but what a performance and tight little body. She gets a 10 on performance from me. She said I gave her one O almost 2 had I not stopped. Great oral. Held it for several minutes trying to make the good last. Hiting all the sensitive spots till I just about had to push her off. Went to spit. God bless um. Man this one is a keeper and a trooper.

I do not know if I should post as an escort or SWer. When she walked me down from her room I noticed she may work the streets a bit. It would seem she snags a few off of Central as she is few beats off it. Then she headed towards the road to pick up a car date that had rolled up. Some pushy monger kept ringing the phone off her hook cuttin into my time. Bastards. Hell even the Germans Nazi's during WWII would not break down a door of a local French Bordello when they heard a ruckus in a room even when they thought a participant was a enemy soldier. They would let the guy finish then kick the door in. Is there just no etiquite or considerations in this bus. She may or may not work Central but she certainly worked me. That I can tell you. I would see her again regardless.

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I also tried seeing this one but she flaked on me. She was all gung ho when I called her. Then when I called back to let her know I was in an area a she would not respond to my texts or call. I called her back today and a dude answered. I asked for her and he hung up? Sounded pissed.

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I was trying to TOFTT on these as I had not seen these girls before and they looked interesting.

Had a dream about Kaylee lately and it's a mixed review but will prob not go again. Called her and set the appt, her voice was a little gruff, and sounded heavier than pics, I was correct. Not a BBW like Aimee, but still bigger than pics with a lazy eye. I went to her incall location which is an almost empty house in Knox. When I got in the door, she asked to do the business part. No hug, no kiss, just do the business part. So little man mustve been doing thinking or I woulda left, but I did the business and she got on her phone and called somebody and said 30 mins. We get back to the bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she does same. She can suck the hell out of the twins boys, and she got me worked up and I thought what the hell, I'll be a nice guy and return the favor. Well, she had some nice meat curtains, but the meat counter needed a good cleaning as the smell was rank. I decided it was rubber ducky time so we began mish, that part was good, but I noticed a tattoo, that was a pentagram, and inquired if she was pagan and she said."No Satanist". Little MAN DIED on the spot. I mean I am a monger but that was a scary thought of "You're going to hell for this Hungryman". I urged little man back to life and finished. She didn't even offer a hug or anything I left feeling. Dirty. Anwho YMMV and someone may have better luck. With me I think I am going back to an old fav.

Ditto Zepp. I've seen her several times and agree with every word. I do love me some Anna though!

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1317397]If we can take a pause in all of the local drama long enough to say something positive:

I can't say enough about the lovely Voronica, who advertises on BP as "Spanish with Class." I first saw her with Anna, but now she's on her own and I think I prefer her in a solo setting. She has that sweet, soft, yet also hot and natural Latina way about her that I just can't get enough of her. She offers lots of eye contact, which I love, and has one of the most beautiful faces and a pair of the loveliest breasts I've ever seen (and I've seen a few).

She tells me that she might be looking for a few new regulars. I can offer no higher recommendation than for this amazing all-natural woman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hungryman1021;1318035]Had a dream about Kaylee lately and it's a mixed review but will prob not go again. Called her and set the appt, her voice was a little gruff, and sounded heavier than pics, I was correct. Not a BBW like Aimee, but still bigger than pics with a lazy eye. I went to her incall location which is an almost empty house in Knox. When I got in the door, she asked to do the business part. No hug, no kiss, just do the business part. So little man mustve been doing thinking or I woulda left, but I did the business and she got on her phone and called somebody and said 30 mins. We get back to the bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she does same. She can suck the hell out of the twins boys, and she got me worked up and I thought what the hell, I'll be a nice guy and return the favor. Well, she had some nice meat curtains, but the meat counter needed a good cleaning as the smell was rank. I decided it was rubber ducky time so we began mish, that part was good, but I noticed a tattoo, that was a pentagram, and inquired if she was pagan and she said."No Satanist". Little MAN DIED on the spot. I mean I am a monger but that was a scary thought of "You're going to hell for this Hungryman". I urged little man back to life and finished. She didn't even offer a hug or anything I left feeling. Dirty. Anwho YMMV and someone may have better luck. With me I think I am going back to an old fav.[/QUOTE]Fuck dude. I was going to call her. Seen her before but never got down that far. Never again with her.

This board has been great help for me. Thanks to everyone. Looking for info on this ad.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-27/4464796[/url]

[QUOTE=IrishDoc; 1318403]This board has been great help for me. Thanks to everyone. Looking for info on this ad.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-27/4464796[/url][/QUOTE]But otherwise the board will be a repeat of the same info over and over.

Not to mention, run tineye and google images. I think you will discover the pics are all fake.

Use search here and you will see what others have said already.

You can judge for yourself. Just not knowing what I was going to see would keep me away.

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1303727]So I posted that I had texted Heidi earlier; that post hasn't shown up yet. For the past hour or so she's been texting, and I'm glad I didn't seriously consider seeing her, since I think she's jarred a screw loose banging her head against a headboard or something. Here's the texts as written:

Me: Hi Heidi! I've been watching your ad 4 a while & am interested in maybe meeting you. Do U see daytime appts & what is your rate for a 30 minute or 60 minute massage?

Heidi: 300 FOR AN HOUR AND 200 FOR A HALF HOUR OF A PLAYFUL MASSAGE (Yes, she writes all in caps)

Me: Wow, that's a little rich for Knoxville, especially for someone with no reviews. I'll have to think about it. Thanks for responding.

Heidi: (5 hours later) PLEASE DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. JUST FORGET YOU EVER TEXT ME OK. I'm GOOD AND I GET MY MONEY OKAY. XOXO.

Me: OK. Whatever you say with your 3 pics that aren't even you.

Heidi: HAHA 3 I ONLY HAVE 2 ON THERE AND YES THEY ARE ME! WTF YOUR WEIRD

Me: Google search says otherwise, and there were 3 pics earlier. I was hoping to give you the benefit of the doubt; fake pics and no reviews; now I'm glad I didn't. Good luck, you're going to need it.

Heidi: LMAO.

Me: Mmmhmm. So am I.

Heidi: WOW! LEAVE ME ALONE.

Me: No problem; leave me alone, too.

OK, admittedly I should have just let it go after the 5 hours later "Please don't think about it" text, but that got my curiosity up and I just kind of wondered what other kind of crap she'd say if I egged her on just a little (and with the exception of substituting in the appropriate words I. E."for" instead of 4,"and" instead of &, and "to" instead of 2, all of the texts are exactly as written by both parties) ; well I guess she told me! I haven't even met her, and I can tell that not only will you not see the body in the pictures (it could be better OR worse, but the 3 pics that were up earlier were of 3 different women, so we know that won't be what greets you at the door) , but she's also apparently batshit crazy (or maybe she's just made about being caught in her web of lies). I would avoid and quit dreaming about those fine looking pictures she keeps posting on BP. If anyone does see her, it would be entertaining to hear how that meeting went![/QUOTE][QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1314003]Sometimes the search function doesn't work too well; there are some good search tips under General Reports about 3 weeks ago; some of the other members had some great pointers when I asked about searching for information on this site.

Every one of Heidi's pics are fake (the ones with her face are of a model named Jasmine Jameson) , and I posted up a couple weeks ago about a series of texts between her and me; my take is she's expensive, batshit crazy and gets quite upset when you call her out on her $$$ per hour rate combined with no reviews and fake pics.

Good luck![/QUOTE][QUOTE=IrishDoc; 1318403]This board has been great help for me. Thanks to everyone. Looking for info on this ad.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-heidi-27/4464796[/url][/QUOTE]Try searching. Both on this board, and using Google. Heidi's pics look good, but every one of them is positive on either Google or Tineye. She has NO reviews. She quotes expensive. If you see her, report, because there's been a lot of curiosity about her, just be aware that the pics aren't her, so that won't be who you actually see.

Always Google and Tineye the pics, and Google the phone number BEFORE you ask about an advertised girl; also try searching for her in the appropriate thread, (that way we won't have to keep answering the same question about the same girl over and over) that will help protect you, too, from making a mistake.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=Hungryman1021;1318035]Had a dream about Kaylee lately and it's a mixed review but will prob not go again. Called her and set the appt, her voice was a little gruff, and sounded heavier than pics, I was correct. Not a BBW like Aimee, but still bigger than pics with a lazy eye. I went to her incall location which is an almost empty house in Knox. When I got in the door, she asked to do the business part. No hug, no kiss, just do the business part. So little man mustve been doing thinking or I woulda left, but I did the business and she got on her phone and called somebody and said 30 mins. We get back to the bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she does same. She can suck the hell out of the twins boys, and she got me worked up and I thought what the hell, I'll be a nice guy and return the favor. Well, she had some nice meat curtains, but the meat counter needed a good cleaning as the smell was rank. I decided it was rubber ducky time so we began mish, that part was good, but I noticed a tattoo, that was a pentagram, and inquired if she was pagan and she said."No Satanist". Little MAN DIED on the spot. I mean I am a monger but that was a scary thought of "You're going to hell for this Hungryman". I urged little man back to life and finished. She didn't even offer a hug or anything I left feeling. Dirty. Anwho YMMV and someone may have better luck. With me I think I am going back to an old fav.[/QUOTE]

Wait a minute. Kaylee might be a Satanist? Holy shit, I'm going to have to call her again right away. I mean, to paraphrase Walter Sobchak, Paganism at least implies some kind of ethos, but Satanism, fuck me! Like the old-timers say, I like a girl who can raise the devil--maybe get him two or three feet off the ground.

[QUOTE=Hungryman1021;1318035]Had a dream about Kaylee lately and it's a mixed review but will prob not go again. Called her and set the appt, her voice was a little gruff, and sounded heavier than pics, I was correct. Not a BBW like Aimee, but still bigger than pics with a lazy eye. I went to her incall location which is an almost empty house in Knox. When I got in the door, she asked to do the business part. No hug, no kiss, just do the business part. So little man mustve been doing thinking or I woulda left, but I did the business and she got on her phone and called somebody and said 30 mins. We get back to the bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she does same. She can suck the hell out of the twins boys, and she got me worked up and I thought what the hell, I'll be a nice guy and return the favor. Well, she had some nice meat curtains, but the meat counter needed a good cleaning as the smell was rank. I decided it was rubber ducky time so we began mish, that part was good, but I noticed a tattoo, that was a pentagram, and inquired if she was pagan and she said."No Satanist". Little MAN DIED on the spot. I mean I am a monger but that was a scary thought of "You're going to hell for this Hungryman". I urged little man back to life and finished. She didn't even offer a hug or anything I left feeling. Dirty. Anwho YMMV and someone may have better luck. With me I think I am going back to an old fav.[/QUOTE]Hmm.

To reply in order and saying off the bat, I've never been with Kaylee.

I'm not into the truly BBW, but I don't at all mind a few extra pounds.

I like thin, petite girls, but I also like a little extra cushion.

I don't mind a lazy eye, I have one myself.

That can be corrected with surgery but it doesn't last. I've had mine done twice.

I wouldn't go to ANY girl's incall, unless I knew her well, it's just too much of a risk.

That said, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, my furniture was a mattress on the floor, a couple of tables and boxes with my clothes in them and so that one doesn't bother me either.

I would however wonder what she's doing with her money?

Even a couple of guys a day, she should be able to do better than that.

Drugs?

I also don't mind the no hug no kiss thing.

A hug or kiss is okay, but if that was what I was looking for, I'd be looking for a real GF.

YMMV, but all I'm looking for is a warm, wet hole.

She worships Satan?

Okies.

Whatever floats your boat.

The bad smell from down below would be a total turnoff for me, but the rest, meh.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin;1318505]Wait a minute. Kaylee might be a Satanist? Holy shit, I'm going to have to call her again right away. I mean, to paraphrase Walter Sobchak, Paganism at least implies some kind of ethos, but Satanism, fuck me! Like the old-timers say, I like a girl who can raise the devil--maybe get him two or three feet off the ground.[/QUOTE]Maybe she will do doubles with Gia Macabre.

You might want to look through these before you do that dive again my friend.

[url]http://ehealthforum.com/health/bad-odor-from-vagina-t168987.html[/url]

My experience is that could mean several different things. If you are in a hotel room have her hop up run to the shower and clean that couchie. That is what I have any girl I am with do. Unless you know she just got out of the shower. It could be a host of different bacterium. Shit you do not want in your mouth or skin much less down your throat.

I love a nice clean kitty for some DATY as it is very satisfying to have a women quivering or thrusting her pelvis in your face then have them do the same to you. However not much excuse for at least a washed couchie in this business. Not worth risking there hauss!

[QUOTE=Senna5194;1318600]Maybe she will do doubles with Gia Macabre.[/QUOTE]Funny, however just for the record, I am not a Satanist. I just enjoy all things dark.

I would say large number of these girls are satanist. If you suck the "HELL" out of enough guys you're bound to become a satanist. LOL. Sorry that was too easy, I could let that one pass.

[QUOTE=Ruavol2; 1318703]You might want to look through these before you do that dive again my friend.

[url]http://ehealthforum.com/health/bad-odor-from-vagina-t168987.html[/url]

My experience is that could mean several different things. If you are in a hotel room have her hop up run to the shower and clean that couchie. That is what I have any girl I am with do. Unless you know she just got out of the shower. It could be a host of different bacterium. Shit you do not want in your mouth or skin much less down your throat.

I love a nice clean kitty for some DATY as it is very satisfying to have a women quivering or thrusting her pelvis in your face then have them do the same to you. However not much excuse for at least a washed couchie in this business. Not worth risking there hauss![/QUOTE]To each is own, but I very, very rarely go down on a working girl.

I enjoy doing it with a GF and for just the reasons you say.

I had one tell me that I made her come more times than she ever had in her life.

But as far as providers go, I'm paying to get ME off, not her.

If she enjoys it, great.

If she hates every second of it, that's fine to. I don't really care.

As for showering, there is one SWer I've been with a couple of times and we showered together before and again afterward.

That was kind of fun, but it's not the norm. At least not in my experience.

IMO, never go down on a pro! How many others have been there that day? Never do anything unprotected with a provider, that's just asking for the herps or worse. When using a ho's holes wrap you poles!

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1318889]To each is own, but I very, very rarely go down on a working girl.

I enjoy doing it with a GF and for just the reasons you say.

I had one tell me that I made her come more times than she ever had in her life.

But as far as providers go, I'm paying to get ME off, not her.

If she enjoys it, great.

If she hates every second of it, that's fine to. I don't really care.

IMO, never eat that stuff with a provider! How many others had she been with that day alone? Never anything with any of these girls unprotected, that's just asking for the herps or worse. Any time you stick it in any ho's holes it needs to be wrapped up tight!

As for showering, there is one SWer I've been with a couple of times and we showered together before and again afterward.

That was kind of fun, but it's not the norm. At least not in my experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hungryman1021;1318035]Had a dream about Kaylee lately and it's a mixed review but will prob not go again. Called her and set the appt, her voice was a little gruff, and sounded heavier than pics, I was correct. Not a BBW like Aimee, but still bigger than pics with a lazy eye. I went to her incall location which is an almost empty house in Knox. When I got in the door, she asked to do the business part. No hug, no kiss, just do the business part. So little man mustve been doing thinking or I woulda left, but I did the business and she got on her phone and called somebody and said 30 mins. We get back to the bedroom and she tells me to get undressed as she does same. She can suck the hell out of the twins boys, and she got me worked up and I thought what the hell, I'll be a nice guy and return the favor. Well, she had some nice meat curtains, but the meat counter needed a good cleaning as the smell was rank. I decided it was rubber ducky time so we began mish, that part was good, but I noticed a tattoo, that was a pentagram, and inquired if she was pagan and she said."No Satanist". Little MAN DIED on the spot. I mean I am a monger but that was a scary thought of "You're going to hell for this Hungryman". I urged little man back to life and finished. She didn't even offer a hug or anything I left feeling. Dirty. Anwho YMMV and someone may have better luck. With me I think I am going back to an old fav.[/QUOTE]I've seen Kaylee several times. The first time was when she was doing doubles with Cake. She may have been shitting you about being a Satanist. It's hard to tell when she is joking. I'm not there to discuss theology anyway. It's only come up once with me. Cake told me she was an atheist and that sure as hell didn't keep me from seeing Cake.

Anyway, Kaylee always been sweet to me though she can be a little reserved. I wouldn't say she's an ATF, but she is cute and reliable. No drama, no fuss, great skills. As for the house, at least its not full of junk to where you can't get through it, like some motel rooms I've seen with some girls. I prefer not to go to a house for an incall but I will if I have seen the provider before and feel comfortable with her.

[QUOTE=JimsWang;1318922]IMO, never go down on a pro! How many others have been there that day? Never do anything unprotected with a provider, that's just asking for the herps or worse. When using a ho's holes wrap you poles![/QUOTE]I agree completely, BUT.

Yeah, I shouldn't bareback a pro.

I shouldn't bareback the drunk * I picked up at the bar.

I shouldn't drink as much as I do.

I shouldn't smoke cigarettes.

I shouldn't let some druggie ho know where I live.

I shouldn't drive without wearing a seatbelt.

I shouldn't jump out of airplanes.

There are all kinds of things you shouldn't do, but nobody ever said life is safe and if they did, they were lying.

Of all of the above, I do usually wear a seatbelt if I'm driving and the reason being, a belted driver is more likely to be able to maintain control in an emergency.

I'm willing to gamble with my life, but not with other people's lives.

As far as STD risk goes, it's probably more risky to fuck them without a condom than it is to eat them out, but for whatever reason, DATY with a provider is just not something I want to do.

I've done it plenty of times with GFs, but I've only it twice with a provider and both times, they weren't comfortable enough to really get into it.

I had one GF, wrap her legs around me, push my face into it and leave claw marks on my back and so with the pro who didn't react at all, I figured it wasn't because I didn't know what I was doing.

Oh and don't EVER make assumptions about who's been where on a given day.

Not long ago, I picked up a SWer who has been busted so many times that she made KCSO's ten most busted hoes list a while back.

We just did a BJ, but she was fresh from the shower and smelled great.

On the other hand, I once knew a girl who liked to have other guys fuck her, cum in her and then go home and have her BF eat her out.

My point would be, don't EVER assume anything with women and certainly not with pros.

You could be her first of the day and you could be her tenth of the day and your "faithful" wife or GF could be fucking some other guy right behind your back.

For the record, real satanists do not worship Satan. They do not believe in the christian mythos therefore do not believe in Lucifer or god, original term satan comes from the hebrew word which means to oppose or obstruct. Satanism sees itself as the adversary to the hypocrisy and moral dictates of Abrahamic dogmas. Human sexuality is revered as sacred as is total personal freedom. It is not about sacrifice or the dark lord or black robes or witches, etc. Most people's idea of satanism comes from over produced heavy metal music and fear-based news mongering. In a "christian" society, satanism is an easy scapegoat because most poeple don't know or care to learn about anything that sounds "evil". Here; s a good satanic quote.

Happiness and comfort in life comes from knowing your life purpose and working to achieve it.

You do not need "God" to tell you what your life purpose is.

You are your own god.

You choose the life you live.

You are responsible for your own happiness.

I think alot of mongers might subscribe to this sentiment a little more than the ten commandments. Since most of us break them quiet often, not that most of us even know all ten of them

A little to heavy for me. But if the small talk isn't there then move to the biz part and get out. If you lucky to have met (the ever missed barbie, Alexis and Anna) you know some providers are normal haha.

[QUOTE=TommyThumbless; 1319057]For the record, real satanists do not worship Satan. They do not believe in the christian mythos therefore do not believe in Lucifer or god, original term satan comes from the hebrew word which means to oppose or obstruct. Satanism sees itself as the adversary to the hypocrisy and moral dictates of Abrahamic dogmas. Human sexuality is revered as sacred as is total personal freedom. It is not about sacrifice or the dark lord or black robes or witches, etc. Most people's idea of satanism comes from over produced heavy metal music and fear-based news mongering. In a "christian" society, satanism is an easy scapegoat because most poeple don't know or care to learn about anything that sounds "evil". Here; s a good satanic quote.

Happiness and comfort in life comes from knowing your life purpose and working to achieve it.

You do not need "God" to tell you what your life purpose is.

A little to heavy for my dealing, I am just paying for her services. If I can't make good small talk with the person shut up move on to biz and leave. If the conversation is good (like the ever missed barbie or Alexis and Anna) then your lucky.

You are your own god.

You choose the life you live.

You are responsible for your own happiness.

I think alot of mongers might subscribe to this sentiment a little more than the ten commandments. Since most of us break them quiet often, not that most of us even know all ten of them[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TommyThumbless; 1319057]For the record, real satanists do not worship Satan. They do not believe in the christian mythos therefore do not believe in Lucifer or god, original term satan comes from the hebrew word which means to oppose or obstruct. Satanism sees itself as the adversary to the hypocrisy and moral dictates of Abrahamic dogmas. Human sexuality is revered as sacred as is total personal freedom. It is not about sacrifice or the dark lord or black robes or witches, etc. Most people's idea of satanism comes from over produced heavy metal music and fear-based news mongering. In a "christian" society, satanism is an easy scapegoat because most poeple don't know or care to learn about anything that sounds "evil". Here; s a good satanic quote.

Happiness and comfort in life comes from knowing your life purpose and working to achieve it.

You do not need "God" to tell you what your life purpose is.

You are your own god.

You choose the life you live.

You are responsible for your own happiness.

I think alot of mongers might subscribe to this sentiment a little more than the ten commandments. Since most of us break them quiet often, not that most of us even know all ten of them[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, let's lighten up. I was just having some fun. Keep in mind that there is no Satan, no God, no Santa, no Tooth Fairy. It's all just superstition promoted to make people in general behave the way powerful people want you to behave.

Not to be too blunt about it, but there's really only one thing I'd like for girls to worship, if you know what I mean.

If this thread gets any closer to a hypocritical/judgmental/holier-than-thou "those non-christians are okay too" discussion, I think I'm going to puke.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1319251]Hey guys, let's lighten up. I was just having some fun. Keep in mind that there is no Satan, no God, no Santa, no Tooth Fairy. It's all just superstition promoted to make people in general behave the way powerful people want you to behave.

Not to be too blunt about it, but there's really only one thing I'd like for girls to worship, if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]

Sorry I'm late with this report but I was out checking on an AMP (another thread) and the stroll (again another thread LOL)

Spent some quality time with Angel the other day. She's in a notel off callahan. So I called her up arranged a time and met her at her place.

I've posted numerous times about her won't go into details again LOL.

She's been around knoxville for several years very affectionate and very good at what she does.

Sharky

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1319251]Hey guys, let's lighten up. I was just having some fun. Keep in mind that there is no Satan, no God, no Santa, no Tooth Fairy. It's all just superstition promoted to make people in general behave the way powerful people want you to behave.

Not to be too blunt about it, but there's really only one thing I'd like for girls to worship, if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]No Tooth Fairy? Damn!

[QUOTE=Sharky2; 1319295]Sorry I'm late with this report but I was out checking on an AMP (another thread) and the stroll (again another thread LOL)

Spent some quality time with Angel the other day. She's in a notel off callahan. So I called her up arranged a time and met her at her place.

I've posted numerous times about her won't go into details again LOL.

She's been around knoxville for several years very affectionate and very good at what she does.

Sharky[/QUOTE]I love how the report about Angel comes on the heels of the satanic jibber jabber. BTW, I wasn't trying to stir up anything or support a view. I am not a satanist in any form for the record. I'm way too mentally lazy to have any personal dogma. I do find religion and society very intersting especially with sex thrown into the mix. Anyway.

I've dreamt of kaylee twice. Both half hours and both fun. 2nd dream was very accomodating to my special request. Location made me feel a little akward. I'm sure the neighbors have notice the parade of 60 dollar special cars, but maybe not.

Still looking for some chocolate dreams if anyone has safe info. Always tempted by the atlanta visitors but have seen to many sketchy reports about them in general.

How can you tell if an ad on BP is fake? I've read "google the images". So I tried right clicking on the pics to get the pic info and google that but I don't think that is what I am supposed to do. Would someone mind explaining this to me?