Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Crod6969;1931687]Stopped in massage paradise yesterday for a 1 hour session. I have been there many times with good experiences. I was met immediately by Daisy a skinny tatted hottie. I had great expectations. However, after waiting in the room a half hour for Daisy to come in, I got dressed and walked out to get my money back. The dude their said he couldn't give me my money back then another girl (not Daisy) walked in and said she was the one who was going to do my massage. What the F* I demanded my money back while the girl kept trying to convince me to stay for a half hour. Finally got my money back. If Jen still owns this place, she should know her place will not remain open very long with service like that.[/QUOTE]Wow! That must have been very awkward. Sorry for your bad experience. It is basic business common sense that when the market is flooded with competition like it is, the customer is always right. It is also business common sense that when you do a good job, the customer will tell a few people, but when you do a crappy job, the customer will tell at least twenty people! Jennifer and Barry should know that, unless greed has blinded them!

[QUOTE=Bacardi1314;1929126]Just noticed a "new" listing for VIP Mini Spa on Naughty Reviews. Com on 44th St. No reviews yet. Anyone been here yet, or is this a completely fresh joint?[/QUOTE]She's been around for awhile. The spa is advertised as a salon, but most of her revenue is basic AMP services. 6-7/10 on the massage, which is pretty good by AMP standards. On the flip, she offers a very limited menu. HE for .6 and she stays fully clothed. In the end you want a massage, there are numerous places with lower door fees- hers is .6. As far as an exciting finish, well... As has been pointed out, there is LOTS of competition and this isn't a middle-aged woman's game.

Be safe.

Tom.

Went here for the first time today. First AMP experience in GR.

Saw Ava. Approx 25 years old. Decent massage...but didn't go for a "massage", I went to relax and escape. Flip was decent, stripped down to just panties...made the appropriate noises etc LOL.

Had fun, will repeat.

Made the trip up to Panacea recently. I paid for a one hour massage and was assigned Tia. The girl walked in and I thought I had hit the jackpot. Petite, small really, and very nice looking. Conversation was ok. Massage was sub par. She asked for the flip about 20 minutes in. For the flip I saw nothing I would not see at the grocery store or the mall. Thirty minutes or less of the hour I paid for. Disappointed and will not repeat. Damn shame.

[QUOTE=RdWing69;1932456]Went here for the first time today. First AMP experience in GR.

Saw Ava. Approx 25 years old. Decent massage...but didn't go for a "massage", I went to relax and escape. Flip was decent, stripped down to just panties...made the appropriate noises etc LOL.

Had fun, will repeat.[/QUOTE]Panacea is not a AMP (Asian Massage Parlor).

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1932766]Panacea is not a AMP (Asian Massage Parlor).[/QUOTE]American Massage Parlor.

Stopped in last night for a walk in but there was a wait. I spoke with Natasha but I was unable to set an appointment due to time constraints. Ava and Aliese were also there...

I plan on heading there sometime this week.

[QUOTE=Donntee;1931807]Wow! That must have been very awkward. Sorry for your bad experience. It is basic business common sense that when the market is flooded with competition like it is, the customer is always right. It is also business common sense that when you do a good job, the customer will tell a few people, but when you do a crappy job, the customer will tell at least twenty people! Jennifer and Barry should know that, unless greed has blinded them![/QUOTE]First of all, I love this place as you can read from my previous posts. So what happened the other day, was I had an appointment with Daisy Sunday morning and a few minutes after I arrived for my appointment and was put in my room by the guy up front, Croc arrived and was greeted by Daisy who thought Croc was her appointment and she put him in his room. So at this point the guy told Daisy that wasnt her appointment and he went to get another therapist at there other location for him. Well, I think Daisy made the mistake of not telling Croc that the other girl was coming. She thought the guy up front told him, and the guy up front was trying his best to make Croc happy by driving to get the other girl.

So what happened was an honest mis-communication between co-workers who should have told Croc that Daisy confused him for her appointment. It comes out the.

Guy up front was just a friend of Barry's helping out the best he could. No big deal. Nobody's perfect. This place is great, they have some hot girls here and they do there best to.

Give the best service they can.

[QUOTE=BenjaminSkully;1932779]American Massage Parlor.

Stopped in last night for a walk in but there was a wait. I spoke with Natasha but I was unable to set an appointment due to time constraints. Ava and Aliese were also there...

I plan on heading there sometime this week.[/QUOTE]American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.

[QUOTE=Happyone99;1932596]Made the trip up to Panacea recently. I paid for a one hour massage and was assigned Tia. The girl walked in and I thought I had hit the jackpot. Petite, small really, and very nice looking. Conversation was ok. Massage was sub par. She asked for the flip about 20 minutes in. For the flip I saw nothing I would not see at the grocery store or the mall. Thirty minutes or less of the hour I paid for. Disappointed and will not repeat. Damn shame.[/QUOTE]I really hope that you didn't give her a tip, especially if she cut your time in half!

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1933115]American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.[/QUOTE]AMP you can still say as American Massage Parlor I said that because they all white american. And now a days its more american than Asian who does a FS and HE. Its just my openion. Asian is more afraid to do illegal shit now a days than what use to be.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1933115]American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.[/QUOTE]AMP you can still say as American Massage Parlor I said that because they all white american. And now a days its more american than Asian who does a FS and HE. Its just my openion. Asian is more afraid to do illegal shit now a days than what use to be.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;1933115]American Massage Parlor?? Exactly where did you pull that from. And what does it mean? Sorry man. I have been in the hobby for a long time and AMP has always stood for Asian Massage Parlor. I check a number of site and all agreed. We have enough acronyms to keep straight without making it more confusing. BTW. Panacea would be simply a MP.[/QUOTE]You've never heard of Panacea referred to as an American massage parlor? I know AMP generally means Asian Massage Parlor, but I was just trying to enlighten you to what he may have meant when referring Panacea as an AMP. No need to be so uptight geesh it wasn't a shot at you. I'm sure people of grand rapids knew what he meant... I'm from Detroit but visit here frequent and pieced together what he meant.

[QUOTE=BenjaminSkully;1933366]You've never heard of Panacea referred to as an American massage parlor? I know AMP generally means Asian Massage Parlor, but I was just trying to enlighten you to what he may have meant when referring Panacea as an AMP. No need to be so uptight geesh it wasn't a shot at you. I'm sure people of grand rapids knew what he meant... I'm from Detroit but visit here frequent and pieced together what he meant.[/QUOTE]I guess I am with Ben. I have surfed the Massage Parlor Reports section since I have been here but I am not much of a participant. I always though AMP stood for "A Massage Parlor" Who would have thought they divide parlors by race. Asian, Mexican, Spanish, Polish, French, Korean, Nigerian.

Why can't we all just get along at the UNMP (United Nations Massage Parlor)?

This is 3 Nutz and this is just one nutz opinion.

[QUOTE=ThreeNutz;1933452]I guess I am with Ben. I have surfed the Massage Parlor Reports section since I have been here but I am not much of a participant. I always though AMP stood for "A Massage Parlor" Who would have thought they divide parlors by race. Asian, Mexican, Spanish, Polish, French, Korean, Nigerian.

Why can't we all just get along at the UNMP (United Nations Massage Parlor)?

This is 3 Nutz and this is just one nutz opinion.[/QUOTE]That's great Nutz! Love your humor LOL!!

Just so we all on the same page:

AMP = Asian Massage Palor (Asian Staff).

MP = Massage parlor, (Can be an assortment of ethnic staff members).

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;1933589]Just so we all on the same page:

AMP = Asian Massage Palor (Asian Staff).

MP = Massage parlor, (Can be an assortment of ethnic staff members).[/QUOTE]As I am the one who originally posted it. I hit an A without realizing it. Was supposed to be MP. To me, AMP is asian massage. I appreciate the fact that someone stuck up for my nonsensical typing. But yeah...you get my drift.

[QUOTE=BenjaminSkully;1933366]You've never heard of Panacea referred to as an American massage parlor? I know AMP generally means Asian Massage Parlor, but I was just trying to enlighten you to what he may have meant when referring Panacea as an AMP. No need to be so uptight geesh it wasn't a shot at you. I'm sure people of grand rapids knew what he meant... I'm from Detroit but visit here frequent and pieced together what he meant.[/QUOTE]I am by no means uptight nor did I feel like it was a shot. I didn't mean it as such either. Sorry I said anything for I could really care less what you want to call it. Wasn't trying to get into a debate, just making sure everyone was on the same page and it may have been confusing for some outside the GR area who associate that particular acronym with a particular type of establishment.

[QUOTE=WyomingMax;1933033]First of all, I love this place as you can read from my previous posts. So what happened the other day, was I had an appointment with Daisy Sunday morning and a few minutes after I arrived for my appointment and was put in my room by the guy up front, Croc arrived and was greeted by Daisy who thought Croc was her appointment and she put him in his room. So at this point the guy told Daisy that wasnt her appointment and he went to get another therapist at there other location for him. Well, I think Daisy made the mistake of not telling Croc that the other girl was coming. She thought the guy up front told him, and the guy up front was trying his best to make Croc happy by driving to get the other girl.

So what happened was an honest mis-communication between co-workers who should have told Croc that Daisy confused him for her appointment. It comes out the.

Guy up front was just a friend of Barry's helping out the best he could. No big deal. Nobody's perfect. This place is great, they have some hot girls here and they do there best to.

Give the best service they can.[/QUOTE]Holy crap. That post there sounds like it could have been written by Jennifer herself. She must be channeling you.

Just went to Royal.

Two hour four hand.

Girls were cute, Daisy and Brooke, they talked to each other more than to me, pressure very light, flip was ok...just the norm, no teasing before, and no anything else. Wonder about some of the posts on here stating so and so was a wow. Maybe those two don't work together much...or just not in mood, but in my opinion...could have done the same without the 4 hand.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;1934245]Holy crap. That post there sounds like it could have been written by Jennifer herself. She must be channeling you.[/QUOTE]Is Barry WyomingMax? Every post has been about one of Jen's businesses.

Went to Panacea a couple weeks ago. I called ahead for an hour with Alieas got there 10 min early and was shown to the room. She came in at 7:02 the massage was not as good as before after 20 min she went for the flip. I looked at my watch while I was walking out it was 7:35. I was just burned by Tammy at Pacific 1 week prior in the same way. Normally I tip 40 for a good massage. Both girls got twenty and I'm getting tired of paying the house for an hour and walking out after a half hour. If I go to Panacea again ill just wait to see Natasha. She always has great reviews.

Another Visit to Panacea, Got the draw of Katy, nice personality, very friendly. Massage was not bad, just needs more training, on the flip it was just an average performance. Nice rack though.

Anyone know what is up at East West? I see it is under new ownership. What happened to Dee?

As always I normally prefer east west above all else, but as of late I've overheard that it is under a new owner / management not sure what is going on but I walked out and there was some serious arguing going on. Definitely made me uncomfortable might have to start shopping around any suggestions on any over the new mps.

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;1935128]Anyone know what is up at East West? I see it is under new ownership. What happened to Dee?[/QUOTE]

Saw Jade at Wonder a couple of days back. She is a short brunette with only a slight mom tummy on an otherwise rocking body. Depending on your level of interest, her massage is quite thorough and she handles all of your issues with a smile and positive attitude. I will definitely repeat.

Hello all,

I went to see Camille a few days ago! Great massage very good deep tissue. Super soft hands!!

Not much talking and a great flip! Will be back. .60+.40.

Duke.

[QUOTE=Nocox;1935492]As always I normally prefer east west above all else, but as of late I've overheard that it is under a new owner / management not sure what is going on but I walked out and there was some serious arguing going on. Definitely made me uncomfortable might have to start shopping around any suggestions on any over the new mps.[/QUOTE]TE].

I had heard rumblings of the same. Dee has either opened or will be opening a new mp out in the Holland area is what I was told. She was running a help wanted ad on CL for a while. With everything that has gone on there since late summer I'm not surprised by the new ownership / management. I haven't been there in a while due to what was going on. I like to keep a low profile and because of the situation it was increasingly difficult to do. I see they've had an influx of new girls. Any good intel on the girls other than on the usuals like Anna, Tina Maggie etc? Pm me if you don't want to put out in the board.

[QUOTE=SamCruise;1935058]Went to Panacea a couple weeks ago. I called ahead for an hour with Alieas got there 10 min early and was shown to the room. She came in at 7:02 the massage was not as good as before after 20 min she went for the flip. I looked at my watch while I was walking out it was 7:35. I was just burned by Tammy at Pacific 1 week prior in the same way. Normally I tip 40 for a good massage. Both girls got twenty and I'm getting tired of paying the house for an hour and walking out after a half hour. If I go to Panacea again ill just wait to see Natasha. She always has great reviews.[/QUOTE]That's really disappointing to hear that about Aliese as I have always had a great time with her, though it's been a while. If they cut your time in half I would tell them you want a refund for the unused half hour and for sure show a very small tip!!

[QUOTE=Macaroni1;1934260]Just went to Royal.

Two hour four hand.

Girls were cute, Daisy and Brooke, they talked to each other more than to me, pressure very light, flip was ok...just the norm, no teasing before, and no anything else. Wonder about some of the posts on here stating so and so was a wow. Maybe those two don't work together much...or just not in mood, but in my opinion...could have done the same without the 4 hand.[/QUOTE]Here's my take on it (I've posted this before in another thread): The idea of a 4 handed massage at a parlor always sounds inviting but, in reality I think the end result could be less than seeing an individual girl by herself. See, most of the girls will do things when they are alone with you in a room that they would NEVER tell their fellow co-workers. Money talks for sure with these girls and the service gets hotter but, they would never let the other ladies know EVERY detail. So, when they are with another girl, they will be a little more hesitant to get as naughty as they would get when they are alone with you. This rule only seems to apply at parlors where as if you were to see 2 escorts together, they will try to outdo each other, then it's a win-win for you!

Fairly new to the hobby over the last few years and decided to give my first shot at a MP. Texted Elissa. Available short notice; on my lunch break. Got there; and she is the girl in the pic; but it must be a few years old. Definitely looks her age of 36 ish. 30 min rub down with hot oil set me back .40. Threw on an additional .80 for BBBJ no cim. Which is disappointing. But the cash was burning a hold in my pocket; and didn't have time to negotiate. Seemed fairly mechanical; not very sensual. No shower; just a wipe down with hot towel. So you leave sticky and smelling like oils. Think I'll see my regular for $ FS instead of $.20 for BBBJ and rub down. She was at least polite tho. I'll give her that.

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I saw Paige a week ago and it was sexy and intimate this time. I make her topboff! Ummm and she let me sucked her small nipples and so good to stick my middle finger in her big fucking ass.

[QUOTE=SamCruise;1935058]Went to Panacea a couple weeks ago. I called ahead for an hour with Alieas got there 10 min early and was shown to the room. She came in at 7:02 the massage was not as good as before after 20 min she went for the flip. I looked at my watch while I was walking out it was 7:35. I was just burned by Tammy at Pacific 1 week prior in the same way. Normally I tip 40 for a good massage. Both girls got twenty and I'm getting tired of paying the house for an hour and walking out after a half hour. If I go to Panacea again ill just wait to see Natasha. She always has great reviews.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience with Aliese a few months back. She was great for the first half hour then turned cold as ice. Not sure why but I don't think it was anything I said or did.

Fill me in on London. Is she worth seeing? Where is she?

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;1935126]Another Visit to Panacea, Got the draw of Katy, nice personality, very friendly. Massage was not bad, just needs more training, on the flip it was just an average performance. Nice rack though.[/QUOTE]I've always thought that Katie has a sexy look but I have NEVER seen her smile in any of the pics I've seen of her. She has been there a long time so I would expect better performance from her than what has been reported.

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;1937271]You have contributed nothing, and just like that you want info? TOFTT and get back to us and let us know your info about London. Give it a try it is fun to do.[/QUOTE]My question. Who the heck is London?

[QUOTE=DeLaPen;1936862]Fill me in on London. Is she worth seeing? Where is she?[/QUOTE]DeLaPen:

I hate it when assholes jump on a post with criticisms without addressing the substance of the inquiry.

London is the capital of Great Britain and in the section of the kingdom known as England. The English islands are located in the north Atlantic Ocean off the cost of Europe. London has a very big tourist trade and as such I would guess it is worth seeing. The major attractions is Buckingham Palace and something that does not sound as interesting at least for me, Big Ben.

As far as languages, they do not speak French, or Greek but do talk the a form of American called English.

I understand that airplanes from the United States fly there every day so transportation should be convenient.

I hope that helps.

This post was a 3Nutz Approved Tour and Travel Log.

Wow! Admins will probably, for some reason, not allow me to post her link. But check out " nadiacxmmz" Holee Shiatz!

She's coming to G.are...I sure wish I could afford to invest in this treasure...

She goes by Nadia Cumzz.

[QUOTE=ThreeNutz;1937453]DeLaPen:

I hate it when assholes jump on a post with criticisms without addressing the substance of the inquiry.

London is the capital of Great Britain and in the section of the kingdom known as England. The English islands are located in the north Atlantic Ocean off the cost of Europe. London has a very big tourist trade and as such I would guess it is worth seeing. The major attractions is Buckingham Palace and something that does not sound as interesting at least for me, Big Ben.

As far as languages, they do not speak French, or Greek but do talk the a form of American called English.

I understand that airplanes from the United States fly there every day so transportation should be convenient.

I hope that helps.

This post was a 3Nutz Approved Tour and Travel Log.[/QUOTE]LOL threenutz. Ok I get it. Just trying to teach.

When going to London, do not forget about Big Ben is always in London.

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;1937632]LOL threenutz. Ok I get it. Just trying to teach.

When going to London, do not forget about Big Ben is always in London.[/QUOTE]Big Ben may be in England, but little Dick is alive and well right here in Holland!

Any info on...Oriental Massage?

Address: Breton Center.

2913 Breton Road.

Grand Rapids, MI 49512 Telephone: 616-243-8888.