Crap at the spa bathroom? Yeah, I've done it.
[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4632016]Currently on the John as I type this report at an AMP. But, has anyone done this before. Definitely mis judged my stomach and couldn't hold it in for a hour long dream! Hahaha. I'm just lucky the dream hasn't started yet.
Will follow up with a full report later on.
Be safe.
Hammer.[/QUOTE]Did you do the report?
I had a similar situation recently myself. I usually drink my cup of coffee in the morning, take my dump and take a shower, making sure there's no residuals. Then I'll drink some water and melt a couple of sildenafil under my tongue and head for the spa.
There must be some stimulant in sildenafil because more than once I felt the urge to crap on the way to the spa. I usually call ahead and they might say come now, so there may not be time to stop at the gas station. I usually take it before I leave the house I try to to give the sildenafil some time to work.
I when I get to the spa, I asked them to show me to the bathroom. I'll make sure take my time and clean properly with a wet nap or a wet paper towel.
So yeah oh, it's kind of embarrassing in a way but it's much better than having to get up in the middle of a massage and do it anyhow or uncomfortably trying to hold it in. Or worse yet farting when they walk on your back or something.
I think the girls appreciate it more did you take care of business there, than if you don't. Even if it takes you an additional 5 minutes to get to the table.
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