Assorted "Naughty Reviews"
Don't know what this guys is complaining about-he missed getting his ass busted!
888 Health Center.
1420 E Los Angeles Ave, Unit C.
Simi Valley.
805-526-2829.
Went their from past reviews, massage was disappointing. Whole experience was disappointing. Although I got there are extras, they came with bad memories.
I think I got the owner and she really didn't want to be there. Massage was a half-ass effort, HJ was the same after very odd negotiations. I'm going to try one more time because of previous review but will make sure it's with some one else.
I know this place. Save your money-this treatment is the exception NOT the rule. They are the second most careful place in town.
You get a lot more "junk brushing" elsewhere.
Dahan Massage & Spa.
1321 Thousand Oaks Blvd.
Thousand Oaks.
626-242-7727.
Needed a legit massage because of some tightness in my shoulders so thought I'd give this place a try. May gave a very good massage and worked out a lot of the kinks. Will be a regular here with her because she got really close to my ball sack while massaging my inner thigh. She rubbed my thighs with both her hands with a towel covering my privates and managed to give me a nice erection. She did not fondle them. Her technique is kind of hot though because she gets up on the table and will straddle you to reach all the way down your body. I also would leave my hand on the side of the table and she seemed fine with it brushing against her leg. If your in need of a legit massage with a little accidental brushing I highly recommend, but make sure you ask for the female because a middle aged dude works there too. Saw him working on a customer in their open part of the store. They have private rooms in the back.
I've only been here once years ago and no extras back then.
Wellness Health Spa.
3741 W. Hemlock St.
Oxnard.
805-612-9917.
Things have changed at Wellness Spa since I last visited in 2011. The place appears to be under new ownership. The staff is different. It appears to be Chinese now instead of Thai. It's still laid out the same, with the massage area separated from the foot massage area by a curtained window. I was greeted by CiCi (SiSi?) and led to the massage table. I was invited to undress and get comfortable. I gave her $50 for the hour massage. CiCi came back after a few minutes and proceeded to give me an excellent massage. She actually knows how to massage muscle tissue, and not just rub fingers over your skin which does nothing. Cici is a pleasantly plump older Chinese lady with a never ending smile on her face. Very positive and upbeat. If you are looking for a 20 something Asian that mostly giggles, then Cici isn't going to get you off. If you are looking for a terrific masseuse who can actually carry on a conversation, and satisfy for basic needs, then this might be your place.
She worked my back and my legs, and playfully brushed the boys in the process. On the flip, she left me naked for a few moments, then covered me with a towel. She worked on my chest for a little while, then worked her way down, and around my groin area. She is quite expert at lingering in just the right spots to get me worked up. The towel disappeared during this rubdown, and she then asked if I needed "this" rubbed too, while caressing my flagpole. I smiled and she got to work on a very erotic HJ. Since this was the first time seeing her, I didn't ask if more was on the menu. Besides, I was quite impressed with her hand work. I started caressing her thighs and butt, and then rubbed her tits through her top. She got into it with me, and I started rubbing her crotch through her tights. Before I could get more deeply involved, she raised me up to a huge climax, and I came for what seems like an eternity. It was at least seven or eight good shots before the pressure subsided. It was one of those guttural orgasms that comes from deep inside. It was simply fantastic. I honestly wasn't paying attention to her technique, but was quite overwhelmed by the intensity. All I can say is she has the HJ covered. I guess I need to go back and see what else she's good at.
Blue moon and sweet dreams
So I decided to try out blue moon and sweet dreams to see how good the latinas there are. Went to bm a couple weeks ago and tried out giselle, and wow she has a smoking body. Big ass and big tits and thin around the waist. Definitely the best looking masseuse I've tried.
Sweet dreams, went there yesterday. Was let in by a sweet older lady who was actually cooking at the moment haha that was so weird the place doesn't even look like a massage parlor when you walk in but anyways got some chick named Paola she had a pretty okay body but not so pretty face and a little thick around the middle not the best fuck either didn't seem into it. When I was walking out I saw another girl walking out of another room she was a pretty short and skinny light skinned girl kinda hot but not what I like. Anyways these Latinas were okay Giselle was better but she doesn't have the skills Tanya at OS has. And it sucks because Tanya doesn't have the banging body Giselle does haha. So if you'd prefer better service Tanya is the girl to see and if you want a little more meat then visit blue moon
My bad experiences and re: Naughty reviews
Blue moon.
I made a voyage to blue moon a few weeks ago after I saw the post on here, someone recommended a provider which I foolishly asked for by name when I arrived. Anyhow, it was her regular working hours, I think a Thursday night. She refused to see me because she wanted to know where I had heard about her (I should have just said online). Anyway she told me to come back the next day (it was near closing anyway). I was getting the vibe that she thought I was LE, maybe the military haircut or whatever and being young doesn't help my case. The chick who takes the $$ at the window told me to come back in the morning hours and it would be fine. So lesson learned here. My advice is to go to that place in the morning if you so decide because they will be more accomodating.
King Spa.
Also, Made 2 trips to king spa in the last month or so. Nothing but chubby Chinese ladies 30+. Decent massage but the rest of the service is lacking. Terrible CBJ ended up asking for HJ. She must have thought she was playing Wii tennis or something, almost couldn't finish. (From the rash that was leftover I think it would have been best not too.) needless to say its on the no fly list for a while.
Re: naughty reviews,
Sweet dreams spa got a lot of mixed review from what I read on that site. Any of the trusted posters on here have any experience with this joint? I have had so many strikeouts in the past couple months that I just can't afford another bad experience just yet.
Looks like its back to the good ole regular spots for me for a while.
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Sweet Dreams Spa.
135 N. A St.
Oxnard.
805-487-6496.
I went in on a Friday morning about two weeks ago. It's dressed as a typical, Asian-owned parlor but was being run by several Latina women. At the front, I rang the doorbell and was greeted by a very friendly woman running the place. She took my $40 for the half hour and led me into a room.
The room was so-so and not very luxurious, but hey, this place isn't top of the line. The boss lady was very friendly, and I felt very welcomed by her. She engaged in plenty of chit-chat. Walk-ins were perfectly welcome. After a few minutes of getting comfortable, in walked a Latina woman, about 5'2", wearing a black dress. She was very beautiful, however, her name escapes me.
After a massage of about 5 minutes, she asked if I wanted anything "extra." She said everything would be $70, but I talked her down to $60. She said,"Okay," and she'd be right back. She came back in with a hat and proceeded to take off her dress, revealing her bra and panties, which were quite lovely.
She had a plump booty and alright pair of girls. She was a little on the chubby side but not fat. Perfect woman. We then proceeded to do multiple positions until my hat came off! She just rubbed me off until I was finished. It was glorious.
She never once made mention of the money or tried to rush me. Afterwards, more small talk (with the masseuse) , and then, she sent me off. Outside, the boss lady told me to come back, as they had more masseuses. I think I definitely will!
Blue Moon Spa.
706 South "A" Street.
Oxnard.
805-483-2425.
Great place to go if your looking for Latinas. Hit or miss when it comes down to the quality of the massage girl.
Lola is a very beautiful Latina girl who does offer FS usually starts at 120 but once you get to know each other 100 will do the trick. She has a great rack D cup at least our sessions usually start with some light massage and conversation witch I Like massage skills aren't the greatest but I'm sure she already knows that's not the main priority. Then off to the races with CBJ and then she loves RCG buts its always so hard not to blow the load when watching her great ass bounce up and down and that great brown eye staring right back at you. She will then ask what I want I will usually have her ride so I can see her beautiful Tits and finish up with Mish as I shoot my load into her with love glove on. The more you see her and treat her with respect the more you will enjoy your experience. Happy hunting[/QUOTE]
