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[QUOTE=PeterJohnson;5456112]Human women don't have a 5 gallon tank of "Skene's fluid" in their bodies. Maybe you are f*cking some alien ***** but not a human woman.[/QUOTE]As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of-science/amp[/URL]

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;5456825]As the old bard said, "There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"!

Yet, you are surely right! It seems VERY strange that those tiny little Skene's glands can hold so much fluid!

So, here's the deal: it seems that the empirical experimental evidence indicated that Skene's fluid is part of the squirt in SOME women, while in others, it is pure urine.

[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/where-female-ejaculation-comes-from-and-what-it-s-made-of-science/amp[/URL]

Now, their sample size was only 7. So, I hypothesize that there is a continuous spectrum of squirted fluid, ranging from pure urine to pure Skene's fluid. The women that produce smaller volumes, like the Alex in RI who I mentioned, may be squirting pure Skene's. Indeed, her squirt was thick and milky, NOT watery, as would be expected for Skene's. On the other hand, women like Candy are supplementing the squirt with a lot of urine, which was indeed thin and watery and not milky. (But still enough Skene's to make it taste like Skene's rather than urine). Ditto for my Philly UTR.[/QUOTE]I've experienced both types. I looked down as I was flipping a barebacker over to finish her off in mish and could see her peeing as I was sticking it in. Clearly peeing. I also remember a couple where they were cumming and all of a sudden were really wet, but it wasn't watery, it was more lubricated feeling and just seemed to be all over, and I'll bet that was those Skene's emptying. But on porn? Thats pee pee guys, and its so lame.

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Do not hit this one up. Chloe. I am sure there are many stories. Alerts are crazy. Name change, copy and pasting Scarlett's posts. LOL.

I almost went for it when she started offering greek. It was a traphouse type incall so I drove on. I should have recognized that tyrone was texting me. You don't hear this a lot in the hobby but glad I pulled out early. LOL.

Be careful with these providers out here.

Check her before you pump her.

[QUOTE=PdxHobbiest;5456784]Anyone try this new girl that's been posting in Portland?

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/im-ready-now-car-date-hookup/258325148621[/URL][/QUOTE]I stopped reading as soon as I saw "I do ask for a deposit".

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C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.

[QUOTE=Organiz;5462249][URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15443332[/URL]

C'Mon., really?

I've walked in on providers who were so high they completely forgot to put away their drugs.

SMH.[/QUOTE]Hmm it looks like she pooped on some foil.

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5462261]Hmm it looks like she pooped on some foil.[/QUOTE]LOL! Thats funny. Seriously though what is that? Heroin?

[QUOTE=MilkyTears213;5462415]LOL! Thats funny. Seriously though what is that? Heroin?[/QUOTE]I think Tar Heroin but I'm not an expert. It could be an old burrito wrapper for all I know.

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5462503]I think Tar Heroin but I'm not an expert. It could be an old burrito wrapper for all I know.[/QUOTE]That would be. A LOT of heroin. Not personal consumption quantities. And there's really no common street drug that uses that much foil for anything. Plus, it looks like it's elevated (her foot is behind it in one photo) and the markings seem 2-d.

My guess. Weird art?

[QUOTE=Dave89;5462707]That would be. A LOT of heroin. Not personal consumption quantities. And there's really no common street drug that uses that much foil for anything. Plus, it looks like it's elevated (her foot is behind it in one photo) and the markings seem 2-d.

My guess. Weird art?[/QUOTE]No experience with MP site is it mostly scams asking for a deposit?

This one checks out on Tineye, any info on Melissa?

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15439598[/URL]

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5462503]I think Tar Heroin but I'm not an expert. It could be an old burrito wrapper for all I know.[/QUOTE]See link. Not a burrito wrapper.

[URL]https://soberpartners.com/what-are-burn-marks-on-aluminum-foil/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Clayman18;5462846]No experience with MP site is it mostly scams asking for a deposit?

This one checks out on Tineye, any info on Melissa?

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15439598[/URL][/QUOTE]Fake. Any ad that lists services like that is 99% of the time fake.

[QUOTE=Dave89;5462707]My guess. Weird art?[/QUOTE]LOL some of you guys are so fucking naive smh. It's not H, though she definitely does use. That appears to be the lines left after smoking pills on foil, probably oxy's which is just synthetic H. Asked her for a verification photos months ago to prove she's real and she sent back a selfie with a needle in the background. Proceed with caution.

[QUOTE=Clayman18;5462846]No experience with MP site is it mostly scams asking for a deposit?

This one checks out on Tineye, any info on Melissa?

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15439598[/URL][/QUOTE]Not mostly scams. 100% of them asking for a deposit is a scam. Every single time. I don't care what tineye says, if she asks for a deposit, you'll lose your money and you will never see her. Move on.

[QUOTE=Alas5877;5463362]Not mostly scams. 100% of them asking for a deposit is a scam. Every single time. I don't care what tineye says, if she asks for a deposit, you'll lose your money and you will never see her. Move on.[/QUOTE]Yep never give anyone a deposit, I'm amazed at the naive mongers who fall for the scam.

And then cry about it on TNA. I'm trying to find out if this provider is legit or a scam. I'll try setting.

Something up and if there's a request for a deposit then move on.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Clayman18;5462846]No experience with MP site is it mostly scams asking for a deposit?

This one checks out on Tineye, any info on Melissa?

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/15439598[/URL][/QUOTE]She's (or he!) a total scam. I texted back and forth w her today and held firm (I knew it was fake) that I wouldn't pay ahead. She kept trying to entice me. Was laughing the whole time. When she finally realized I wasn't going to send $$, I just blocked her number.

We can discuss a deposit after she swallows my cock.

[QUOTE=Clayman18;5463432]Yep never give anyone a deposit, I'm amazed at the naive mongers who fall for the scam.

And then cry about it on TNA. I'm trying to find out if this provider is legit or a scam. I'll try setting.

Something up and if there's a request for a deposit then move on.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Any info would be appreciated.

Thanks,

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[QUOTE=DonGuero;5463333]LOL some of you guys are so fucking naive smh. It's not H, though she definitely does use. That appears to be the lines left after smoking pills on foil, probably oxy's which is just synthetic H. Asked her for a verification photos months ago to prove she's real and she sent back a selfie with a needle in the background. Proceed with caution.[/QUOTE]LOL. Why'all wrong. That's definitely H. It looks huge because it is in the foreground of the picture. Had a girlfriend who used it back in the day like this. It's wound around the foil like this so you can smoke it, holding the lighter underneath it and a straw above it that you can suck the smoke in as it vaporizes from the heat. It's called "chasing the dragon" and most women use it this way rather than shooting up. Pretty hilarious that she has it right in the picture!

[QUOTE=DonGuero;5463333]LOL some of you guys are so fucking naive smh. It's not H, though she definitely does use. That appears to be the lines left after smoking pills on foil, probably oxy's which is just synthetic H. Asked her for a verification photos months ago to prove she's real and she sent back a selfie with a needle in the background. Proceed with caution.[/QUOTE]If she's that careless about selfie with needle in background then that's definitely a red flag!

But, I'm still pretty sure it's fake. It's also still up and running BTW. Usually there are a lot of warnings, like the price is way to cheap considering the pics. Lots of mongers posted good things to look for here. As for answering downtown when asked "where are you". That's why I lead with that one. Fakes usually can't come up with it. I've had many fakes not text back after asking. As for Incall with a deposit, it makes sense, I guess, but even for a legit girl, it's just way to easy for her to block your number and go on to the next guy.

[QUOTE=SorryJesus;5450111][URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/ashleysonasty/475795084550[/URL]

So I hit her up and asked for her rates and she informed me that it was 2-1/2 for a halfy and 3-1/2 for a whole hour, bbj+Greek included. The ad says local as far as area goes but when I asked her what general area she's in I. E Gresham, Portland, Salem, all she said was downtown. She requested a half deposit but idk if I trust it, seems TGTBT. Can anybody confirm or deny?[/QUOTE]

Anyone had experience with Naughty Hailey on tna? She looks good and very familiar but can't say I've seen her before.

So there are a number of girls on rub ratings with adds that are very similar, I am trying to figure out which ones are real and which are scams / not. Any info on them would be helpful.

The first group:

Olive [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/195936[/URL].

Emily [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221740[/URL].

Erin [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221898[/URL].

I seem to remember a post mentioning that Olive is real and pictures are accurate.

The next group.

Jennifer [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/232396[/URL].

Veronica [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/223590[/URL].

Lisa [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/234375[/URL].

I know nothing about any of them.

Tinna [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/232495[/URL].

[QUOTE=HaveSumClass;5472606]But, I'm still pretty sure it's fake. It's also still up and running BTW. Usually there are a lot of warnings, like the price is way to cheap considering the pics. Lots of mongers posted good things to look for here. As for answering downtown when asked "where are you". That's why I lead with that one. Fakes usually can't come up with it. I've had many fakes not text back after asking. As for Incall with a deposit, it makes sense, I guess, but even for a legit girl, it's just way to easy for her to block your number and go on to the next guy.[/QUOTE]100% fake. That ad is played all around the Northwest and now even in Tennessee.

[URL]https://johnsoncity.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/alssyasonasty/930062170680[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jumbotron;5473645]Anyone had experience with Naughty Hailey on tna? She looks good and very familiar but can't say I've seen her before.[/QUOTE]She has been around for several years. She often works by the Airport. Her precovid rates and services were worthy of return visits. She is an attractive and slender woman.

My strong suspicion is that these are bait and switch ads. You will NOT get the girl in the pictures or even the price advertised (upsell). That has been my limited experience with these non-AMP ads. That said, I heard that Olive is legit. That poster's logic was that since Olive is legit, the others must be too. I believe that is faulty logic. Just my two cents though.

[QUOTE=SummerSnows;5473760]So there are a number of girls on rub ratings with adds that are very similar, I am trying to figure out which ones are real and which are scams / not. Any info on them would be helpful.

The first group:

Olive [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/195936[/URL].

Emily [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221740[/URL].

Erin [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221898[/URL].

I seem to remember a post mentioning that Olive is real and pictures are accurate.

The next group.

Jennifer [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/232396[/URL].

Veronica [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/223590[/URL].

Lisa [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/234375[/URL].

I know nothing about any of them.

Tinna [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/232495[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;5474742]My strong suspicion is that these are bait and switch ads. You will NOT get the girl in the pictures or even the price advertised (upsell). That has been my limited experience with these non-AMP ads. That said, I heard that Olive is legit. That poster's logic was that since Olive is legit, the others must be too. I believe that is faulty logic. Just my two cents though.[/QUOTE]That is more or less what I think, but am willing to listen to anyone who has experience to the contrary.

[QUOTE=Benson008;5474570]She has been around for several years. She often works by the Airport. Her precovid rates and services were worthy of return visits. She is an attractive and slender woman.[/QUOTE]She has a bit of an ass on her, but she is generally slender. She is really fun and cool, in my experience. Standard GFE (kissing, daty, BBBJ, cfs). She is enthusiastic and complimentary. All around, a reliable and fun provider in my experience.

[QUOTE=MisterJimmy;5474742]My strong suspicion is that these are bait and switch ads. You will NOT get the girl in the pictures or even the price advertised (upsell). That has been my limited experience with these non-AMP ads. That said, I heard that Olive is legit. That poster's logic was that since Olive is legit, the others must be too. I believe that is faulty logic. Just my two cents though.[/QUOTE]The girl in the Olive ad is a legit Oregon SW. No idea if the ad is really her or if its a catfish, tho. She is at Lilolivexoxo on Twitter.

[QUOTE=BobbyShafToe;5475123]She has a bit of an ass on her, but she is generally slender. She is really fun and cool, in my experience. Standard GFE (kissing, daty, BBBJ, cfs). She is enthusiastic and complimentary. All around, a reliable and fun provider in my experience.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys. Got a pdx trip coming up. She looks like fun.

I've had success with Olive a few times. Very real and very hot. Someone posted her twitter but she's also on OF as Olive Vega. She's done some porn stuff as well as Little Olive. Wanted to try out Emily and once I got the address I realized they are the same person, she just wears a blonde wig as "Emily." Great nuru rub, but only standard finish available it seems (for me at least,. I didn't really press it and YMMV).

(Her PH: [URL]https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/little-olive[/URL]).

(2nd and 4th vid are also her: [URL]https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=little[/URL]+olive+hairy+porn&FORM=HDRSC3).

Erin looks cute, never texted her because it just feels TGTBT. But her ad is always up there along side Olive / Emily, so please let us know if she's legit.

As for Jennifer, Veronica, Lisa — any of the "Hillsboro, head to toe rubs" all just scream fake to me. Again, someone please pipe up if any of those are legit. I just don't trust them because of the same title / similar wordings.

For Tinna, seems like that ad's got fake written all over it. But no results on TinEye reverse image search. So hit her up and keep us posted.

[QUOTE=SummerSnows;5473760]So there are a number of girls on rub ratings with adds that are very similar, I am trying to figure out which ones are real and which are scams / not. Any info on them would be helpful.

The first group:

Olive [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/195936[/URL].

Emily [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221740[/URL].

Erin [URL]https://portland.rubratings.com/221898[/URL].

I seem to remember a post mentioning that Olive is real and pictures are accurate.

The next group..[/QUOTE]

Hi all,

I'm wondering if anyone knows anything out Grace: [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/grace-harlow-123[/URL].

No reviews or anything out there that I can find, although she travels a lot and is active on Twitter.

TIA.

I was curious if anyone has had any luck with this provider.

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Does anyone have any information on Grace?: [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/grace-harlow-123[/URL].

I see her travelling and active on Twitter, but not much else.

TIA.

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Anyone seen her before looks good?

Any recommendations on 40+ (even 35+) providers that are not all beat up, have current pics, and can at least act like they're enjoying themselves? The youngins are fun, when they don't flake or show up high af or back-to-back their appointments that is, but looking for a couple good romps with providers not half my age to satisfy an itch.

Violet Gray ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65447202[/URL]) has been on my radar for awhile but I just can't get past an extra bill for a second pop.

Samantha ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65451336[/URL]) comes across as just disinterested in every way. Plus she's been using the same pics for a few years now.

Kaitlyn ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65429424[/URL]) seems like she'd be a fun time but whenever I start to book with her she disappears for hours in the middle of booking.

Kimmy ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65424394[/URL]) I've seen and pics are way outdated. Sweet lady tho.

Native Rose ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65406729[/URL]) looks really good if she was 40, even tho her ad says 30, but she's another one that disappears during booking.

Lynn ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65420625[/URL]) I've tried booking with but she comes across like she's being inconvenienced and gets bitchy.

Kendra ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65444139[/URL]) I've seen twice, both times she fell asleep after she came. The second time I just switched to Greek and finished there, her snoring the entire time.

Charli ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65271941[/URL]) I've seen and she was significantly larger than her photos imply, plus even tho she squirts a waterfall gave the most lackluster BJ I've ever received.

Jessie ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65292558[/URL]) tried multiple times to book, by herself and a couple times when she had a younger protege, and she disappeared each time for days.

Haven Fox I've seen, outdated pics, just been through the ringer and no BJ or daty or nothing other than insert into hole and pump.

Sarah ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65303567[/URL]) absolutely no interest in. And with her now confusing af itemized list, which she can't even explain herself, is a guaranteed no.

I know Dahlia seems to be a favorite but from what I've seen she prefers the younger extremely well hung guys to actually get into it, so that's a no.

BlondeTabatha seems to be the same since the one time I contacted her she immediately became disinterested once I said my age.

Mariella ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/mariellaraine[/URL]) has had the same pics for as long as I can remember. And I've read mixed reports on her.

Shan ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/shan-blaze[/URL]) sounds like a great time but she's never available apparently.

Roxy ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/foxy-roxy-571[/URL]) is another who's pics seem to have been around as long as I've been hobbying.

I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.

I've been curious about this one [URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65385873[/URL] but haven't tried yet.

This one ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65415532[/URL]#) just comes across as another Haven with pics looking like they're from over the years.

The only real requirements I have are 3 BJ, daty and msog. BBFS and dato are bonuses.

Just looking to contact them, book a time, and actually meet walking away after with a smile wanting to book again, instead of 'what the fuck' mentality I've left with after seeing the providers closer to my age.

So any recommendations would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=PiercedNTiny;5485527]Any recommendations on 40+ (even 35+) providers that are not all beat up, have current pics, and can at least act like they're enjoying themselves? The youngins are fun, when they don't flake or show up high af or back-to-back their appointments that is, but looking for a couple good romps with providers not half my age to satisfy an itch.

Jessie ([URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65292558[/URL]) tried multiple times to book, by herself and a couple times when she had a younger protege, and she disappeared each time for days.

Mariella ([URL]https://tryst.link/escort/mariellaraine[/URL]) has had the same pics for as long as I can remember. And I've read mixed reports on her.
[/QUOTE]From my experience, flaky-ness has less to do with age than it has to do with price, unfortunately.

As for Jessie, I've tried to book her younger protege, but no luck at all.

Mariella's pics are outdated, but she treated me well.

[QUOTE=PiercedNTiny;5485527]Any recommendations on 40+ (even 35+) providers that are not all beat up, have current pics, and can at least act like they're enjoying themselves? The youngins are fun, when they don't flake or show up high af or back-to-back their appointments that is, but looking for a couple good romps with providers not half my age to satisfy an itch.

Violet Gray ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65447202[/URL]) has been on my radar for awhile but I just can't get past an extra bill for a second pop.

Samantha ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65451336[/URL]) comes across as just disinterested in every way. Plus she's been using the same pics for a few years now.

Kaitlyn ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65429424[/URL]) seems like she'd be a fun time but whenever I start to book with her she disappears for hours in the middle of booking.

Kimmy ([URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/65424394[/URL]) I've seen and pics are way outdated. Sweet lady tho..[/QUOTE]As I look at your list, you have mentioned a lot of ladies I'm not certain are reviewed? Anyways, here I go-.

I haven't seen Dahlia. But, I have yet to read a single negative. Other than her age is her age. When you say she's into younger hung guys, are you saying you want to feel like a boy toy? These ladies can certainly make you fell that way. I suspect you get a thought in your head that they enjoy someone so aren't enjoying you? If so, you are in your own head too much IMO.

Nichole_Baby_08- I think I got the name right. I booked a longer appointment and we got very comfortable with each other. I'd recommend her without reservation. But, it takes two to make an experience.

Secret Muse- Well reviewed and oh hell yes she enjoyed herself. I took her to shop for clothes after (She paid for her own) and it was funner than hell.

Allusion- She's out until September or so. But she is incredible in every way.

Lovelykate- She is new and pretty low key. Yet, being booked like crazy and lots of repeats. She is thin and tiny yet nicely curvy. Expect to have 45 minutes of getting to know you and a great payoff playtime.

I too ave given up on the younger ladies.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;5485541]From my experience, flaky-ness has less to do with age than it has to do with price, unfortunately.

As for Jessie, I've tried to book her younger protege, but no luck at all.

Mariella's pics are outdated, but she treated me well.[/QUOTE]I've seen Mariella and Jessie once won't repeat. Jessie was fun but big time smoker bad teeth and breath. As reported many times Mariellas pictures are outdated some 20+ years old, older and heavier. Also have seen VioletGray before she went downhill she just does cardates now. Consider this one [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2218898-%26%23128139%3B-Sexy-Blonde-Bombshell-Kissing-Specialist-%26%23128139%3B-Prebook-NOW[/URL] or Peaches on LC she's not 32 around 40 on LC [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/5033886934[/URL].

Yo pierced, dm me about that last one.