More detailed report on Kims
Apparently there is an egotist posting on this forum who believes that he is the only one who goes to Kim's, so if someone else describes a visit there they must have plagiarized his posts.
This egotist writes:
[quote=Halberstammer]Many of us could tell you what VP stands for -- but in your case, I think "very poor" is applicable. --- and you owe me a beer since the excerpts you used were from reports I authored.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA[/quote]In fact the great thing about Kim's is that it is repeatable. Your visit will probably be the same as mine. My visit will be good every time. Angie the Mamasan sees to that.
I will now demonstrate that the features I describe are common to virtually all visits to Kim's.
Angie is always very friendly. Gives a hug. Maybe a few caresses. This is normal.
Kim's, unlike some of the lesser providers, doesn't hire wimmin over 45 or fatties. This description of Jeannie, who I also saw in the hall last week, could just as easily be of Ruby, Connie, Bebe or any of the other Kim's girls. Virtually any description of a Kim's girl will be the same.
All Kim's girls wear tastefully short skirts. Never the black slacks that you find at lesser providers.
Angie sees to it that all the girls give good, thorough table showers. Standard Nova rules apply, of course.
[quote=Halberstammer]She looked good. I mean, most of us would proudly date her.[/quote]As would be the case with any Kim's girl. In fact, there is so little to distinguish descriptions of one Kim visit from another that any description of same is simply repeating what is in previous descriptions.
It is like describing a trip to the McDonald's nearby Kim's. McDs mass produces decent burgers which are the same ever time. Kim's mass produces TS-back massage-flip-NOVA finish-massage.
That's the deal. PA should stop flattering himself into thinking that he is the only one who gets the good service at Kim's. We all do.
Meanwhile Back at the Condo
So I called and set up an appointment for 4:00 at my favorite condo near here. If you have read my past musings you should be able to figure out where.
I was greeted by Mee-na who is about 5'3" or so, cute flat round face as we see so often on people of her nationality, a little meaty but VERY well proportioned and GREAT enhanced equipment up top! This is her FIRST day there and she will be there two weeks.
Anyway, the massage was simply EXCELLENT!! The back rub and bodywork of the legs and arms and such was truly high quality! She has obviously been in the business a while and has the talent of the great massage.
Also great on the turnover where I discovered her mouth is equally as talented as her hands. SO FAR OUTSTANDING!!
Main event - again it was obvious she has been in the business for some time because things seemed a little loose until I asked her to squeeze a little. Her kegels are also in excellent condition! Still, it took several turns at the normal positions and about 40 minutes of driving my points home before the final conclusion was reached.
Her attitude was WONDERFUL!!! Never did she say anything about time and there was absolutely no rushing from her. She sais she got off 4 times, but I don't know about that. She did seem to genuinely enjoy the ride.
I was tempted to give her some extra for a tip but, following my own advice, I did not take any more cash in there than was required for the services - $160.
I have seldom been disappointed in the service I get there. Usually if the girl lacks in any one or two areas she more than makes up for it in the others.
I give her an overall 8 on the 1 to 10 scale.
If I know you, you may PM for details if you need more info.
JJ
This Could Have Been Bad, Really Bad
I found the description of 6001 to be quite intriguing. I tried to figure out where it is. After some time on the internet I found Arlington Hydrotherapy Center (AKA Masters Health and Wellness Center) at 6001 Arlington Blvd in 7 Corners. AHHA! That HAD to be it! Made plans for a day to go.
Fortunately, the next night I looked a little more on the web and found out they do "Colon Cleansing". That goes WAY beyond taking one for the team. Clearly not 6001! Oh well, at least I didn't have to go there to find this out.
Annual Therapy in Chantilly
Got off early so decided to give Kim's a try. Did some research and prepared a list of recommended providers to request. I've found the service markedly better as a newbie with a referral, than just another guy off the street. To my disappointment, didn't get anybody on the phone, so didn't want to take the chance on the long trip down to the mixing bowl. Oh well.
Instead headed over to *&* in Chantilly as it has been about a year since my last visit there. Always dependable service, but the quality of provider can vary. Met a the door by Ajima (referred to as "C" who's birthday is tomorrow), asked for a younger therapist. She collected the house fee and I prepared for my treatment.
Waited a little before my therapist appeared, June (to her friends), a little older in the face, but smokin hot body to die for. Asked to take a shower (they don't have a TS), asked for help which was provided, with extra attention in areas I couldn't reach well.
June was a little flirty and provided an excellent medium then soft with lots of attention to the upper and lower legs. I complimented her lovely dress (for going out dancing to celebrate C's birthday later) and advised her to be careful to not get oil on it. On the flip, with a little guidance, directed her effort where it was most needed. It appears that Stonewall Jackson still has influence so many years after his administration, and persuaded her to improve the view tremendously. Needless to say that did the trick and all my tension was gone. Finished with warm towels, front and back, additional work on the shoulders and promise that next time would be even better, now that she knows me. Even better? I must have been dreamin.
For the sake of old timers, the scales are 4/9/7/8 for f/b/a/s.
Good luck, and stay safe,.Jag
BTW, when do I get to be a Senior Monger?