Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CyberMaster;3102050]Is being a poor at spelling supposed to make them bad at massage? What does one have to do with the other?

For the record, I did toftt and I can say that the massage was very good and I definitely left happy. Definitely will repeat. Seniors can pm me for details.[/QUOTE]I too toftt at JS on Lineville. First walked in and they share the buidling with a locksmith and there was no signage where to go. Guessed right door and guessed correctly. Two girls come out of a backroom and I immediately recognized them as having worked at Eastern on Mason. I knew one would be a good time, the other would lead to frustration. Ended up with the wrong one, she gives a horrible massage, dumps more oil on you then was spilled in the Exxon Valdez spill, and allows no roaming. Asked for other girl was told she busy, no one else there. Since I had already paid suffered through, didn't tip and left very frustrated. Won't repeat until I hear new girls are there, will stick to my regular places. Shame too because the other girl is nice, gives a great massage and you leave happy.

Similar experience. First time, younger gal gave a decent massage with no extra curricular until hot towel on the flip. Only smiled and giggled when I asked for more. Next trip got the older gal. She likes oil. And I began to think about Chevy Chase and Caddy Shack. A fair amount of intentional teasing and on the flip there was no more massage, only her hand on my ballsack telling me I should SS. I don't do that or encourage others to. She pointed towards my pants expecting me to get a tip for her. I told her I would tip after and asked for Kǒujiāo and she laughed and pointed at my pants. I retrieved a couple jacksons and gave them to her. Not enough she said. I told her to give it back then and put my clothes on while she stood their looking something between confused and pissed. I walked out with baby oil sliding down the crack of my ass.

[QUOTE=Ghost72;3103698]I too toftt at JS on Lineville. First walked in and they share the buidling with a locksmith and there was no signage where to go. Guessed right door and guessed correctly. Two girls come out of a backroom and I immediately recognized them as having worked at Eastern on Mason. I knew one would be a good time, the other would lead to frustration. Ended up with the wrong one, she gives a horrible massage, dumps more oil on you then was spilled in the Exxon Valdez spill, and allows no roaming. Asked for other girl was told she busy, no one else there. Since I had already paid suffered through, didn't tip and left very frustrated. Won't repeat until I hear new girls are there, will stick to my regular places. Shame too because the other girl is nice, gives a great massage and you leave happy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baylander;3121160]Similar experience. First time, younger gal gave a decent massage with no extra curricular until hot towel on the flip. Only smiled and giggled when I asked for more. Next trip got the older gal. She likes oil. And I began to think about Chevy Chase and Caddy Shack. A fair amount of intentional teasing and on the flip there was no more massage, only her hand on my ballsack telling me I should SS. I don't do that or encourage others to. She pointed towards my pants expecting me to get a tip for her. I told her I would tip after and asked for Kǒujiāo and she laughed and pointed at my pants. I retrieved a couple jacksons and gave them to her. Not enough she said. I told her to give it back then and put my clothes on while she stood their looking something between confused and pissed. I walked out with baby oil sliding down the crack of my ass.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure I had the older lady. She motioned for me to SS. Shook my head no. After a little coaxing she finished. She wasn't happy with the tip I left so she went through all my pockets. Told her that was all I had and walked out while she tried to show me something on her phone. I won't be going back!

Tried, J's yesterday massage was ok I only did the hh teasing on flip was ss. Maybe more with the hour.

The plan was to TOFTT and see for myself about JS on Monday, but way too many LE around for my comfort, one by the highway exit, then an unmarked LE pulled someone over 100 yds from JS and the topper & strike 3 for me was another LE in their vehicle parked in the entrance to the parking lot at JS! That was a first! Maybe it was a beginning of the month quota day for traffic checks or maybe keeping a watchful eye on JS, not sure but I wasn't about to push my luck today. Might be a coincidence, maybe not, Just wanted to pass along a heads up. Careful and best of luck out there boys.

I Hope to try JS some other day.

I am amazed at how many posts I see on here of guys striking out at places that I got very happy endings. I know for a lot of these places it probably falls under YMMV, but it's definitely interesting to see multiple posts of guys claiming they had a lousy massage and only ss at a place where I have had multiple great experiences. Maybe I've cracked the code, maybe it's the time of day that I go compared to others here, but for whatever reason I seem to be having much more success at some of these places than many others here. Also, I didn't have to go multiple times for them to get to know me. Every one I've gone to except for one I've had an amazing experience my very first time there. If I could afford it, I'd visit these places two or three times a week. It's not looks, because I am a fat balding guy in my 50's. I hope all of your experiences improve, but in the mean time know that not everyone is striking out at these places.

[QUOTE=CyberMaster;3143566]I am amazed at how many posts I see on here of guys striking out at places that I got very happy endings. I know for a lot of these places it probably falls under YMMV, but it's definitely interesting to see multiple posts of guys claiming they had a lousy massage and only ss at a place where I have had multiple great experiences. Maybe I've cracked the code, maybe it's the time of day that I go compared to others here, but for whatever reason I seem to be having much more success at some of these places than many others here. Also, I didn't have to go multiple times for them to get to know me. Every one I've gone to except for one I've had an amazing experience my very first time there. If I could afford it, I'd visit these places two or three times a week. It's not looks, because I am a fat balding guy in my 50's. I hope all of your experiences improve, but in the mean time know that not everyone is striking out at these places.[/QUOTE]These places are really YMMV, I've even had girls that I've seen multiple times and gotten HE then refuse to do it one day but next time it's back to normal. Giving hints throughout seems to give me the best results. Light rubbing of their legs, giving them better access when they come near the happy areas, etc. On the flip, sometimes they're still not sure so a few strokes of SS and then moving their hand for them can erase any doubts that you're uncle LEO.

I usually pull a Trump and grab them by the pussy as soon as possible. Removes all doubt about why I am there. I can gauge their interest pretty quickly.

Went to JS Monday and got massage from May. No teasing, no help, strictly ss. Could roam UTC (top), but she wouldn't touch. She also never closed the door completely and there is no door dividing waiting / entry area from rooms. Massage was OK, but that's not my main purpose.

I saw this ad today on Backpage and I didn't know if anybody had taken one for the team and checked them out.

[QUOTE=ImACoolNavyVet;3175116]I saw this ad today on Backpage and I didn't know if anybody had taken one for the team and checked them out.[/QUOTE]They don't open until then.

So I've done the escort scene and I'm considering trying the massage thing instead. Are the girls more attractive that do the massages? Or are they about the same as an escort you would find around here (I. E. Tatted up, chubby, smelly, etc.)?

[QUOTE=SpottedCow;3178034]So I've done the escort scene and I'm considering trying the massage thing instead. Are the girls more attractive that do the massages? Or are they about the same as an escort you would find around here (I. E. Tatted up, chubby, smelly, etc.)?[/QUOTE]Hey, Spotted Cow;.

They tend to be older, and not always the most beautiful, but their hygiene is almost always impeccable. The downside of AMP's, especially in this area, is that they tend to be hit or miss for anything beyond the legal stated service. An in depth reading of the forum will give you all you need.

[QUOTE=SpottedCow;3178034]So I've done the escort scene and I'm considering trying the massage thing instead. Are the girls more attractive that do the massages? Or are they about the same as an escort you would find around here (I. E. Tatted up, chubby, smelly, etc.)?[/QUOTE]Around here, I hit the AMP scene for massages. Many of the "girls" are 40,50, or older asian grandmothers but there are some attractive younger asian girls. They tend to rotate staff fairly often in this area so it can be tricky finding a good looking, younger girl that is also accommodating to frequent. With a little effort, you can find the places that tend to have better looking girls and tend to be more accommodating. Still, with massage there is a lot of YMMV and unlikely to find more than a helping hand around here.

There are a couple of traveling massage girls, one does nuru, that are attractive and a good time that swing through the area from time to time.

Stopped in here. First, the ad says 100% young. I guess if you are 75 than these ladies are young. I guess about 50 years old. The only good news is that the massage was really good. If any of you have seen the Sunrise a couple months ago you will know the lady that works here (coco). Good massage. Was helpful on the flip but nothing crazy.