Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SeriousJuju;6696813]Who's got the best massage with a H. E. In Spokane? Looking for some advice on a place I can count on when I'm that way in a couple weeks. Can you get an hour with HJ for $100?[/QUOTE]Bliss or now called Oasis. Some fellas said they don't do the nasty. I just got it. She was ok and didn't get me going with CFS. Grabbed the oil, jackhammer while rubbing the balls and finger just up the bum (not much) did the trick. It's on E Sprague by the zips and the storage. They used to have young ones (25-30). Not as good as it was. Lady said new girl nectar month. Hey, that's Friday!! LOL.

Who know WTF the place is called but I dropped in on that place. A heavy set therapist met me that I had decline several times at another locale. But I was hard up (pun intended) and figured a handshake would do. After some back and forth she dropped her grannies, raised her dress thingy, and threw a leg up on the table. The view was surprisingly nice. What was really surprisingly nice was the tight fit! We switched into all sort of positions. Disappointingly small fun bags though. Got a finger up to the second knuckle in her back door while in mish on the table. Entry was really small and very enjoyable. Def a butterface but with eyes closed it was pretty good. Not sure I'd recommend as she is not attractive but again. Small entrance with a good fit and 1. 5. We took 45 minutes bc we had to restart a few times bc I kept opening my eyes.

[QUOTE=SparkMann;6679978]It looks like there are a couple of massage parlors offering full service on Division. Has anyone given them a shot? It's a good drive for me so I wanted to get some feedback before heading all the way over there.[/QUOTE]Dropped in on the one by Zips. One therapist looked plump and juicy but not my type. The other was more pretty and had a good body but I had the feeling you could park a truck in her. + she looked like the previous customer had just left. The BBG spot. One therapist. Older looking face but pretty. 2 Benjies for the whole works. 23 year old body under that cheap business dress. I kept saying wow! Well worth the donation. An actually pretty good massage! I must have fallen asleep bc I dream she shed the dress and I was amazed by what I saw. We did the usual Mish, doggie, Asian cowboy, knealing, etc. She put on the coat with her mouth. It was an awesome dream I hope to repeat. She said, in my dream, she is there til the 26th.

Well, I am very late in posting this, but realized I needed to get something up. Sure is dead here, no new info for quite a while. So a couple months back I went to Happy Day for a massage, was hoping to meet up with Lena. First time there it turned out to be her day off, so had to make do with Mia, Okay, massage, nothing great, and she wouldn't deviate from the posted sign on the wall saying no special services. Got tugs only for a HE. A week later I went back and did see Lena. She was definitely hotter than Mia, but followed same rules with same ending. Was okay, but not everything I was looking for.

As a result, I later went to the Oasis Spa (formerly Bliss). Pretty much same procedure as previous visits as far as getting started. Did the hour massage, and it was fine. However, after the massage and a little warm up, she leaves the room and another girl comes in. Never had that happen before, but was okay since they were both upgrades from masseuse. First time was a great experience, a lot of fun to the end. Second time was a different deal-kept panties on, blaming "red". At least there was some very nice oral and rimming before concentrating on tugging for a HE.

Would go back there for sure, but might try a new place tomorrow. I like the menu for Indiana.

I have a question for you experts out there. Now I am not into that and have never tried it, but I am wondering about the places that list Water Sports on their menu. How in the world do you do that in a massage parlor? Seems to me that it would make a terrible mess on the table and carpet. I don't get that. Thoughts?

Are you referring to the menus on STG? You cannot expect anything that they post on there. It's entirely a YMMV but I can not imagine anyone other than a super dirty / kinky escort would allow water sports. I tried 3 different places where they list COF but not one place did. It's just a copy / paste they spam on that site. You'd be lucky to get a BBBJ with CIM if you got lucky somewhere. That's at least my experience and I've been to nearly every place around town.

[QUOTE=WiseOne33;6744447]Well, I am very late in posting this, but realized I needed to get something up. Sure is dead here, no new info for quite a while. So a couple months back I went to Happy Day for a massage, was hoping to meet up with Lena. First time there it turned out to be her day off, so had to make do with Mia, Okay, massage, nothing great, and she wouldn't deviate from the posted sign on the wall saying no special services. Got tugs only for a HE. A week later I went back and did see Lena. She was definitely hotter than Mia, but followed same rules with same ending. Was okay, but not everything I was looking for.

As a result, I later went to the Oasis Spa (formerly Bliss). Pretty much same procedure as previous visits as far as getting started. Did the hour massage, and it was fine. However, after the massage and a little warm up, she leaves the room and another girl comes in. Never had that happen before, but was okay since they were both upgrades from masseuse. First time was a great experience, a lot of fun to the end. Second time was a different deal-kept panties on, blaming "red". At least there was some very nice oral and rimming before concentrating on tugging for a HE.

Would go back there for sure, but might try a new place tomorrow. I like the menu for Indiana.

I have a question for you experts out there. Now I am not into that and have never tried it, but I am wondering about the places that list Water Sports on their menu. How in the world do you do that in a massage parlor? Seems to me that it would make a terrible mess on the table and carpet. I don't get that. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WestCoastr;6711100]Dropped in on the one by Zips. One therapist looked plump and juicy but not my type. The other was more pretty and had a good body but I had the feeling you could park a truck in her. + she looked like the previous customer had just left. The BBG spot. One therapist. Older looking face but pretty. 2 Benjies for the whole works. 23 year old body under that cheap business dress. I kept saying wow! Well worth the donation. An actually pretty good massage! I must have fallen asleep bc I dream she shed the dress and I was amazed by what I saw. We did the usual Mish, doggie, Asian cowboy, knealing, etc. She put on the coat with her mouth. It was an awesome dream I hope to repeat. She said, in my dream, she is there til the 26th.[/QUOTE]What's the BBG spot? I did get a good rub at Bliss. I tried this summer the place way up division by a zips but the girl wasn't really doing it for me so I left. This was some time ago. Tried butterfly and they look as if they lived in the spa (both old I walked). Again this was months ago. I gave up on a AMPs (Bliss may still be going the same) but happy there some action out there.

How's the talent at bliss lately? Been feeling the urge LOL.

[QUOTE=PriceIsRight39;6752573]What's the BBG spot? I did get a good rub at Bliss. I tried this summer the place way up division by a zips but the girl wasn't really doing it for me so I left. This was some time ago. Tried butterfly and they look as if they lived in the spa (both old I walked). Again this was months ago. I gave up on a AMPs (Bliss may still be going the same) but happy there some action out there.[/QUOTE]A quick google search for BBG massage Spokane will answer your question.

As this page has been very quiet lately, I plan on taking a scouting mission soon and hitting at least four places just to provide a list on what is currently on menu in our local area. I have a few places already in mind: H&P magic hands, happy day, one of the oil spas not sure which one yet, and Hong Kong. Please let me know if you know of or are curious about a spot you think I should check out and report back on.

Magic hands must've been sold because they now offer FS.

There's a reasonably good looking younger (early 30's?) provider there.

Won't be going to see her because she is kind of greedy and insists that $. 2 of the tip is for the massage.

Nice of you to tack on your own tip 🙄.

Popped in to see what's up and was greeted by an older cutie JuJu.

Thigh highs and a tiny skirt.

Definitely a little older but no slack skin.

The other one was a roley-poley you'd roll in flour and hope to find a wet or pasty spot.

Passed but after a little recon may head back to JuJu.

Forgot to add this report.

There a little cutie. A great massage and willing to offer more.

Found out I was short of moolah and could only tip well for a regular massage.

Nobody had hurt feelers.

I will definitely return to see if she's still there.

Please keep us posted!

I prefer the parlor to the fat junky overpriced fish market here in Spokane. Definitely hit or miss but when it hits. Its awesome and so much less hassle.

[QUOTE=TheGuyThatShy;6799794]As this page has been very quiet lately, I plan on taking a scouting mission soon and hitting at least four places just to provide a list on what is currently on menu in our local area. I have a few places already in mind: H&P magic hands, happy day, one of the oil spas not sure which one yet, and Hong Kong. Please let me know if you know of or are curious about a spot you think I should check out and report back on.[/QUOTE]

Spas visited: Thai BBG, HP Magic Hands, 1+1.

First up is BBG: Look up in forum for details of location and building. Two aunties present, both wearing sundresses which is always a good sign. Both were pretty meh in the looks department. Not fat but certainly not tight, not a lot of enthusiasm it seemed but were friendly enough for me to stick around for hhr (. 55 which was odd) to see what was up. Room was cold even though there was a space heater present but not on for some reason. Massage was ok, thorough but not overly skilled. No real teasing before the flip which was unsurprising considering what I said before about the lack of enthusiasm. Full menu was offered but barely got a wiggle out of me, settled for standard finish which got me out the door for 1 total.

Next stop was HP Magic Hands: Again this spot has been detailed plenty on the forum as to location but for simplicity, google platos closet if you can't be bothered to check. Place seemed pretty clean, definitely nicer than BBG. Was greeted by another auntie in a sundress who did absolutely nothing for me. Asked for Linda which is my usual tactic to see if another girl is present and gives me a good reason to bounce if there is not. She said she was the only one there, so I said maybe another time and left.

1+1: Last time I was in here was a few years ago and it hasn't really changed. Run down joint, old providers wearing quick access clothing, steak house prices for fast food experience. Again only a single old provider today who was very desperate to get me into a room. I used the same tactic as before to see if anything else was available, of course there was not, so again I bounced.

All in all I can't say I'm surprised by my results given the state of things lately. I definitely got spoiled by bliss last year and am disappointed that another similar shop hasn't popped up somewhere yet, or if it has you fellas are doing a great job keeping a lid on it this time.

Full service can be had in Spokane, its just whether or not you really want it and are willing to pay the same amount as you did last year for a significantly lesser experience.

Had a great time at a new location. Yng skinny. 2 bill in price but worth it. Trying a different location in the valley today. I'll let yall know how it is.