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[QUOTE=Rooster454; 1194235]I just found this place on BP and it's literally 1/4 mile from me and I was thinking about checking it out.

Anybody been there before or have any info to offer? I would much appreciate it and return the favor.

Thanks.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/onyx-spa-and-essentials-29/4736320[/url][/QUOTE]I don't know of it personally but the last picture is Charissa form ClassyDC. No way she's with these folks. Fake pictures to draw you in, typical I guess. GL

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1194420]You can't smell the bullshit coming off the ad?"Upscale affluent spa?" "Holistic frangipani?"

Google brings up other ads with pix lifted straight out of Hegre, an oThER board review saying it's a Ripoff, a link to another number they use 703-304-9715, which yields even more Ripoff reviews, and when that number is put back into Google, brings up the word "Ripoff" yet again, and links to 301-461-3944, which relates to 703-919-1962 and 703-615-3924.

All of these numbers are the same scumbag pimp that ran Pussycatz years ago, and a number of other ripoff agencies. He's been running the same format of ads for Golden Spa for 3 years. He also sends texts to people claiming to be the Fairfax police and is an abusive, lying piece of shit. [/QUOTE]Thanks a lot for the input on this boss. I knew it couldn't be "real" but wasn't sure as all the pics cleared the "eye." I'm still very new to this hobby and am glad for people like you that have more rexperience spotting the BS and are willing to help other mongers.

Gave it a shot last Friday. Showered before I got there and got bare for the work. It's okay in the beginning but towards the end of the hair removal process, it felt like someong trying to pop pimples on the johnson. A nice nova massage afterwards. Paid a buck for the miyagi and two jacksons for the shake. She's a nice thin lady. Nothing too outstanding but worth while just for end results. I had to go commando with some Gold Bond powder for a couple of days but it's cool today. Face: kind of scary but welcoming. She does have a soft touch and lubes up the body. No real roaming on my part but in general an overall decent experience. Will probably return in a month after the jungle gets out of hand.

[QUOTE=Low Jack;1194695]Gave it a shot last Friday. Showered before I got there and got bare for the work. It's okay in the beginning but towards the end of the hair removal process, it felt like someong trying to pop pimples on the johnson. A nice nova massage afterwards. Paid a buck for the miyagi and two jacksons for the shake. She's a nice thin lady. Nothing too outstanding but worth while just for end results. I had to go commando with some Gold Bond powder for a couple of days but it's cool today. Face: kind of scary but welcoming. She does have a soft touch and lubes up the body. No real roaming on my part but in general an overall decent experience. Will probably return in a month after the jungle gets out of hand.[/QUOTE]But why would you want to do that, unless you are wearing a Speedo or a Borat thong this summer vacation.

[QUOTE=Low Jack;1194695]Gave it a shot last Friday. Showered before I got there and got bare for the work. It's okay in the beginning but towards the end of the hair removal process, it felt like someong trying to pop pimples on the johnson. A nice nova massage afterwards. Paid a buck for the miyagi and two jacksons for the shake. She's a nice thin lady. Nothing too outstanding but worth while just for end results. I had to go commando with some Gold Bond powder for a couple of days but it's cool today. Face: kind of scary but welcoming. She does have a soft touch and lubes up the body. No real roaming on my part but in general an overall decent experience. Will probably return in a month after the jungle gets out of hand.[/QUOTE]LJ, I have been looking for a hair trimmer to keep the bushes under control, but never could find one who is decent looking to do the job. Sounds like a very painful experience there. I might have to settle with a crew cut instead.

[QUOTE=Mustang946;1194763]But why would you want to do that, unless you are wearing a Speedo or a Borat thong this summer vacation.[/QUOTE]I have found that women tend to be more oral if you are taken care of down there. Especially the two lower friends. Of course if the women is a freak, it probably doesn't matter. .

[QUOTE=Lovejugs;1194845]I have found that women tend to be more oral if you are taken care of down there. Especially the two lower friends. Of course if the women is a freak, it probably doesn't matter. .[/QUOTE]No question that most girls more enthusiastically go to work when it's not so messy, although the baby-smooth porn look can be a turn-off to some non-pros, and the guys at the gym might think something's funny about you. It also takes a lot of work to keep things smooth, so once you start, you have to keep going.

If you want to keep a neater appearance without the discomfort of waxing and spending a lot of time and $, get an inexpensive beard trimmer or one of those body hair trimmers at CVS, set it to #3 or 4, and trim things down a bit. If you go too short, it will feel prickly, but if you take it down to about half of its natural level, you should be happy with the results.

Pic is an obvious fake, and brings up 6 hits on the Eye. Here's the full set.

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Phone 773-270-1425 brings up nothing at all, which is a reason in itself to avoid her.

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[QUOTE=GFE Hunter; 1194008]So no apparent tineye hits, or google hits to the cell phone number that she used, other than many other adds of hers. And apparently, though she lives in Tampa Bay, she only "works" here. I was leary, because she didn't even have any reviews, but then I figured screw it, if she shows up and she isn't the girl in the pic, I'll tell her to hit the road.

Then when she did show up, she wasn't the girl in the pic, she was one about 5 times hotter. That's an odd bait and switch. She does things a little differently than we do around here, but she proved to be worth the $$.

Lite GFE was offered for $$$, but by her definition, I figured just stick to the $$.

She had a smoken +10 body, and a great attitude. The vibe was good though there was a little tension, at first she declined my LE check. And when I tensed up because of that, she followed suit. However after the money was exchanged, all went well.

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She does look very similar to the girl in those pics, however her tummy is smaller, her breasts bigger, and she has a tan. Plus she is Portarican, so she her eyes were different. Never the less, not a bad switch, and she didn't try anything funny.[/QUOTE]I found her real photos today. Odd, maybe 2 girls share the same number. [url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/h0uldnt-b-thi-ay-to-gt-th-bauty-of-your-dram-click-hr-21/5045548[/url]

Well today her name is Ashley. Different numbers too. Hmm I wonder if they are friends and one just came over instead of the other.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1194879]No question that most girls more enthusiastically go to work when it's not so messy, although the baby-smooth porn look can be a turn-off to some non-pros, and the guys at the gym might think something's funny about you. It also takes a lot of work to keep things smooth, so once you start, you have to keep going.

If you want to keep a neater appearance without the discomfort of waxing and spending a lot of time and $, get an inexpensive beard trimmer or one of those body hair trimmers at CVS, set it to #3 or 4, and trim things down a bit. If you go too short, it will feel prickly, but if you take it down to about half of its natural level, you should be happy with the results. [/QUOTE]This sounds like some sex in the city thing. Thanks for the advice guys. LOL! Anyways, I keep thinking it makes a lightsaber whooshing sound when I whip it out when going to the urinal. Hopefully, Chewbacca won't be coming back too soon. Let's see how many parsecs I can make on the kessel run. Happy hunting out there!

[QUOTE=Low Jack;1195059]This sounds like some sex in the city thing. Thanks for the advice guys. LOL! Anyways, I keep thinking it makes a lightsaber whooshing sound when I whip it out when going to the urinal. Hopefully, Chewbacca won't be coming back too soon. Let's see how many parsecs I can make on the kessel run. Happy hunting out there![/QUOTE]Just use a razor. Its not that hard to do. Scissors up top and razor on the sac for that smoooth roll. Plus the ladies love it.

[QUOTE=Fatpig;1195311]Just use a razor. Its not that hard to do. Scissors up top and razor on the sac for that smoooth roll. Plus the ladies love it.[/QUOTE]Scissors can be a bad idea, bad, very bad if you are not careful. Nipped the sac once and it sucked kong nuts. Also, I don't recommend nair. Tried that once too, got a fucking chemical burn that felt like they were over a hot stove for the next 3 days. If you do it at all, I'd suggest a razor (although then you have the bumps.) So maybe this guy doing that weird waxing thing knows something we don't. Just saying, maybe he's got more experience in the matter, and knows that is the route to the least discomfort in the end. To each their own. Moving on.

[QUOTE=Gfe Hunter;1195415]Tried that once too, got a fucking chemical burn that felt like they were over a hot stove for the next 3 days. [/QUOTE]That reminds me of an incident many years ago many years ago when during a navy deployment to the Western Pacific, a lot of guys got a heat rash down there. The navy corpsman prescribed foot power which provided some comfort. An impatient shipmate in he bunk next to mine had some Absorbine Junior, an over-the-counter liquid anti-fungal treatment for athlete's foot, tried to pour a little on his crotch. At that moment, the ship took some heavy rolls and he ended up pouring nearly half the bottle on his sac and rectum. He started screaming, hopping around, and finally straddled the water fountain to ease his discomfort. You can guess that he took verbal abuse for the rest of the cruise and nobody (except for new people) ever used that water fountain again.

[QUOTE=Gfe Hunter;1195415]Scissors can be a bad idea, bad, very bad if you are not careful. Nipped the sac once and it sucked kong nuts. Also, I don't recommend nair. Tried that once too, got a fucking chemical burn that felt like they were over a hot stove for the next 3 days. If you do it at all, I'd suggest a razor (although then you have the bumps.) So maybe this guy doing that weird waxing thing knows something we don't. Just saying, maybe he's got more experience in the matter, and knows that is the route to the least discomfort in the end. To each their own. Moving on.[/QUOTE]Never got bumps on my nutz. LOL what you doing. Hahah. After a nice shave smooth as silk. Though might want to try a wax on the old O ring. Scared to put wax on my sac. That just not pleasant. Scissors just for the top parts not the nuts. LOL you can do damage.

I tried using a mustache trimmer but that shit kept nicking me up.

Go in smooth sac and the girls like it.

GFE HUNTER Sorry but we are not on the same page. TOFTT today with Ashley not close to the same girl in any of the adds. The chick in the add has a tat on the inside of her arm. Ashley has them on her backside, front side lower leg every ware but not on the inter arm Small B cups, Big ass told me she is mixed white / black / Dominican Republic she looks black to me. Up-selling everything straight sex for $$ GFE is $ more DATY is another $ but I`ll let you have for. 5 no thanks the shit stinks from K-9 already, just a real bad f**k used so much oil my hole body almost fell in. Yes their is a 2nd girl in the room with her (real bad grill "bad teeth")

GFE HUNTER what I`ve learned about you is our taste in girls is not even close. If you check Cho-co for $$.2 you get what is in the pic with all the trimmings included. If it is a orange call it a orange please don`t give me some BS about some pineapple that might be old

"NOT OLD PIC`s. JUST NOT THE SAME GIRL"

IMHO waste of money.

[QUOTE=GFE Hunter; 1195023]I found her real photos today. Odd, maybe 2 girls share the same number.

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Well today her name is Ashley. Different numbers too. Hmm I wonder if they are friends and one just came over instead of the other. [/QUOTE]