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Lmao, I have never had kitty fright. It would have to be some scary shit to make me go limp at that point. Now if it was kickin with some funk. Yep. But then I still may hit it.

Maybe she used to be a dude and had some corrective work done or a very gifted horse was her past boyfriend. I will stick to the know hotties in town.

[QUOTE=P Hunt 37; 1197666]Hey fellas, I have been on the do for a while. I turned a waitress that was struggling and even though it seemed cheaper I found out the hard way again that in the long run the pro is really the only way to go. Paying a few bills for them here and there for them may seem like a bargain but it doesn't take them long to forget it is a business deal and expect to be involved in your everyday life. The headaches that then come are not worth the little bit of $ saved.

Anyway this a review about Jayd. Location is good in a West Knox apt complex, she was easy to deal with and even negotiated. I do not usually negotiate but since she asked for more. 5 more than Alexis I said no thanks. She then said what would I be comfortable with so we agreed on $.5.

She meet me at the door in a black Teddy similar to the one in her pics on BP. She was wearing stockings and heels and boy is her legs long. She invited me in and her place was tidy but she has 3 or 4 cats so if allergic or just not wanting to be smothered in cat hair then wrong place. I am going to be straight up even though Jayd was extremely cool. She is slim and has huge bolt ons and her legs are very long. She went to work with her hands and was asking what I wanted her to do. I told her time was an issue so I just wanted to slam and jam then be on my way. Sorry guys, I am not one that wants the GFE, I am normally the one clock watching cause I normally only have very little time. She took me back to the bedroom and pushed me on the bed and pulled off my shorts, she was only in panties and stockings now and jumped on me and started riding me cowgirl style with her panties still on. She said why don't I got an idea why don't I just ride you til you pop. I said no I want to screw. There was no penetration just dry humping through panties. She said fine and offered to blow me but I said no and we needed to get on with it. She broke outa raincoat and slid it on me and started to mount me again with her panties still on. I told her I wanted to start mish and lose the panties. She said fine and all along was cool. However, when she finally took off her panties, I got a look at her shaved kitty. I have never seen a kitty that looked like that and I instantly went limp. It looked altered, honestly I could not get out of there fast enough. I have since thought about it and wonder, well never mind. Jayd was very nice and cool and who knows it may have been nice. There was an opening but it looked weird and not like huge curtains. I cannot explain it. I didn't give Jayd a hard time just excused myself and left. Upon reflection, now it seems like she made an effort to keep the panties on and keep me from eyeballing it and was willing to meet my needs, probably would have been a good time had I followed her lead and it is not like we all haven't just slid the panties to the side before got it done without them being removed. I would advise any that want to sample Jayd do that. Not my cup of tea but if you like the unusual she is eager to please. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1198843]I Google'd the phone number again, & found the same thing I found before. Listings up & down the East Coast. All with the same photos. Looks like the same girl on the move, only staying in each location a few days (maybe a bit longer in New Hampshire). Of course, I'm so new at this, all I know is what I've picked up from reading through these boards. If I'm missing something major. Please let me know before I run into Uncle Leo!

I tried calling her last Friday. Never got an answer. If she does answer, I'd be inclined to go. [/QUOTE]Not only have her ads run all over the place at once, and her pics long shown to be stolen––there have been reports from guys who met "Amber" that she's an average looking, chunky, older chick who doesn't provide a good experience. Something in those dreamy pics keeps making you guys wish she was for real, but wishing it will never change the facts.

[QUOTE=Alexis1987;1197208]Followupw ould be niiice- I remember we had fun![/QUOTE]Great time with Alexis again. I'll be back to see both her and Barbie too. Thanks girl! You two are the best.

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Monday morning, I texted my fave 20yo companion,"I want to make today a BARBIE DAY! Whaddy say?" After lunch, I got on I-40, Knoxville bound. This was about the 5th time I've driven the two hours plus from Asheville just to spend an hour with Barbie. But I just realized I'd never posted a report about her here.

Some of you may be thinking the last thing you need to see is another post about how great Barbie is. I actually think she's under-appreciated. You Knox dudes don't know how good you've got it. Same goes for Alexis. I would gladly trade the whole selection of Asheville babes for just these two. Let you boys drive through the Smokey freakin' Mountains and back for a change just to see them.

So, anyway, I got to her area a little early, and decided to duck into the cycle shop to wait for Barbie to summon me over. While in there, I picked up this totally bitchin' biker chick T-shirt for her. I knew Barbie would love it, but she acted so appreciative you would have thought I'd given her a gold bracelet. What a great girl. And she looked fantastic in the shirt, along with a pink skirt and the white headband she asked me to pick up at the dollar store. A real killer innocent / bad girl combination. The gear all enhanced our time together very nicely, but of course any time spent with Barbie is going to be a total blast. And it just keeps getting better and better.

Okay, we now return you to your usual programming of bait and switch complaints and requests about fake pics.

Now I'm glad I didn't get hold of her.

[QUOTE=Curt828;1200066]Not only have her ads run all over the place at once, and her pics long shown to be stolen––there have been reports from guys who met "Amber" that she's an average looking, chunky, older chick who doesn't provide a good experience. Something in those dreamy pics keeps making you guys wish she was for real, but wishing it will never change the facts.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Thomas78; 1201274]Hey folks I was wondering if anyone has any info on.

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Thanks everyone[/QUOTE]Hi Thomas I don't know the first one, Sierra. However the second one is Kelly, she is legit. Check out her reviews on this site by using the search box and enter her name.

Welcome to the Guide, and don't forget to read the 22 rules for street mongering on the front page.

Happy Hunting.

Nick

I Googled Sierra's # yesterday, and about the 6th link down, found this review:

[url]http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?p=980668[/url]

Not too flattering, although she may be one of those YMMV type gals.

Kelly looks cute, but her more recent reviews (if you utilize the search) have been mixed:

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Welcome Thomas78. I'm a noob, too!

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I just woke up from a VERY nice dream about Tsuki. $.50 for the half hour, great backrub (& I do mean REALLY good!) , nice foreplay session with lots of DFK and exploring, spent quite a while DATY, & I think I must of pleased her quite a bit. She seemed to really enjoy it. Asked her what she liked after that as she was saying "oh my god. I want a condom RIGHT NOW!", and she said she liked to be on the bottom, & I was all too happy to oblige. After which followed a long enough period in various mish positions that we were both sweating profusely. After the 1st pop. She kept me going, and finally quit due to time (I had to get back to work!).

To answer all the previous questions. She's Hawaiian (as her ad says. And yes. That is her in the pictures). A mix of Polynesian, Philipino, Japanese, & a little German for something completely different. I found her quite attractive, but she does look VERY Polynesian, if you were wondering. P Hunt 37 is right. Banging bod, and very clean & fresh for DATY. My one downside was that those beautiful breasts are VERY firm. Unfortunately they've been enhanced. I would rather they were small & soft (personally). But that's not going to stop me from going back! And once again P Hunt is right. Take some extra, be / see you are definitely going to want to tip this girl!

[QUOTE=P Hunt 37; 1162644]Sorry I broke this up but every time I wrote entire review it logged me out. On to the dream, I laid down to take a nap & dreamed of Tsuku. It was truly wonderful. Called made Appt. Location was good. She seemed a little suspicious at first but after a few minutes of convo she was comfortable that I was not our evil Uncle. Anyhow she asked me what massage I wanted & I said full body massage. She said we offer 2 options half hour for $.5 or full hour for $$. I said what is difference she said about 30 minutes. I said the half would be fine. She took me to. Massage room told me to leave donation ($.5) on table & get comfortable on table and she would be right back.

I shed clothing & laid down with in a minute she was rubbing warm oil on my neck, back & legs. She gave a damn good massage on top of everything else. Anyway, after a few minutes she climbed on my back rubbing her nude bogy all over mine. She then started nibbling at my ears, neck and kissing me down the back while working her hands around to the front teasing my member. It was a real turn on. She turned me over massage chest & shoulders before she started working on my swollen member. While she rubbed my staff I played with her tits with my left hand while playing with her box with the right. It was hot & wet. No oral but I am not big on that anyway.

Before I knew it she threw a cover on me & climbed aboard. She stayed on top but changed positions, speeds & motions 6 ways from Friday. She brought me to the point of exploding but then backed off to keep me going but I still popped however she didn't miss a beat she just kept going until I popped again. Even after I popped the 2nd time she kept going, I had to submit and tell her "no mas". She apologized & said she sometimes gets carried away when she is having fun.

Guys she is the best not even close. I walked out of there with the Jimmy legs & only wife & girlfriends have ever done that to me. My legs were shaking for 5 minutes. I strongly feel she is not one of this YMMV types I believe you get her best every time She gets it & knows the key to getting the nice tip is to earn it. [/QUOTE]

I been hearing good reviews about barbie the spinner who does 2 girls appt with the gorgous lexis sometimes. Let me tell yall the dream I wanted to have with barbie. Well I was like I got to see and meet this barbie that everyones bragging about. So one day I was horny and ready to dream so I called barbie to set something up. She anwsered the phone and I ask was she available. She said "I will be aournd 5pm, I said well dang I not sure if I can make that, then she ask me was I black and I said well yes and she said sorry I can't see you. My eyes was like what, I was like really, she yes I can't see you sorry and we hung up. I really couldn't believe what just happened. I guess even in the monger world racism still exist. I am a very smart, attractive, and successful man and she want give me a chance just because I am black. I was really looking foward to meeting her and now I can't. Very very disappointed in many ways.

[QUOTE=Thomas78; 1201274]

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Thanks everyone[/QUOTE]I would NOT recommend Kelly. It would be really dumb to see her while there are much better alternatives at around same price (as said 1000 times Barbie, Alexis and Bella are much better)

@TwoPupPop.

Heh, good to know that you had nice dream but $1. 5 for half hour seems REALLY STEEP. I guess there's market for everything.

I hear ya. I went on P Hunt's review, and don't regret it for a minute! . I actually spent about the same amt of time with her that I have with Alexis each time (mostly 'because I always seem to have something that interferes with me getting to Alexis on time. Not her fault!) , and it was a little less, although I would highly recommend both girls.

[QUOTE=Bobcarguy; 1201570]I would NOT recommend Kelly. It would be really dumb to see her while there are much better alternatives at around same price (as said 1000 times Barbie, Alexis and Bella are much better)

@TwoPupPop.

Heh, good to know that you had nice dream but $1. 5 for half hour seems REALLY STEEP. I guess there's market for everything. [/QUOTE]

First off, let me say I only do this (reviews) to try and help my fellow mongers, the visiting women part is for me. I have nothing personal against any provider and only try to be thorough for others on my reviews. I am completely truthful and always try to point out the good with the bad if there is any. However, I have noticed that anytime someone posts something negative some go on the attack. It is a good way to run off some willing to share info. I am no t just talking about my last post but others that have stated stuff like a guy was hanging around, she smelled like smoke or the girl is high, etc. Remember, YMMV and sometimes these girls have a bad day so just because the provider was freshly showered, sober and did everything to please you at noon doesn't mean the same treatment was received at midnight.

Now on to the good stuff, Victoria, wow! She is a bit new to the trade and needs guidance but man is she the real deal. I would say she is like a tall Alexis. She is really hot, tall and slim (real slim). Her pics on BP do not do her justice and I told her she needed to change them part and that s part of her naïveté about the biz. She didn't think it mattered. The location sucks and I told her that which she said she was in the process of moving and that would change in a few days. I will definitely repeat but take her to a different motel if she doesn't find a new location. She does do the entire GFE. She met me in the car and before I got out she already had one of my fingers in her, she was checking to see if I was UNCLE Leo. We get inside and she immediately starts with a BBBJ. She then climbed on top of me and got in the 69 position. I don't DATY but I still went to work with fingers. We started out in reverse cowgirl then moved to miss until I needed a break and she mounted back up. She rode the he'll out of me and when I was about to blow she asked if wanted to shoot in her mouth I said I was good just keep riding she did and I popped. Great time and if she solves location issue and gets some good pics up she will become a fav and fast. Donation was $$ but I gave her an extra. 8 so she could upgrade location sooner. Trust me fellows she aims to please so if you want DFK, DATY, BBBJ & 69 then just tell her or anything else you might like.

Hey to all that replied wanted to say thanks. I've already taken this boards adivce and saw alexis and (original) bella, and had a wonderful time with both and would definatly reccommend to anyone but you all are way ahead of me on that just droppin my 2 cents.

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