Anyone seen Michelle on CR?
Low profile. Posts ads for massage sometimes.
Anyone been to see her?
Any idea what she looks like?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the Spammers
Your bottomless creativity is a national treasure. You have pushed the limits of human potential. You keep our crap detectors in high gear. Here is a brief summary of some of your recent offerings, taken from the pages of BP/CL. Who besides you could invent such characters and expect us to believe them to be real?
the university cheerleader on summer vacation who has a new condominium and wants to show it to me (posted Dec. 25)
the “spiritful” flight attendant laid over in Baltimore who just can’t seem to meet guys
the overweight woman who will do anything in the bedroom if I just give her a chance
the dutiful, faithful wife with strong libido who has grown distant from her husband and needs my help
the four-and-one-half-feet-tall female at BWI who wants sex without being noticed
the student-with-a-full-time-job who “let [her]self go a bit” and is depressed because guys just don’t seem to notice her any more
the young sex fiend who doesn’t want the clap some “nappy ****” gave me
the nursing student and part-time receptionist who is in Baltimore seeking “some excitement” the rest of the week
the woman missing lust and passion in her life, who doesn’t want me to respond if I am liar
the 19 year old non-lesbian who admits she gets naked with her girlfriends when she gets drunk
the “legal 19 year old”
the 19 year old who has two daughters going off to college (she works out two to three times per week when she's not teaching swimming, "walking her boxers," or entertaining)
the 20 year old with her own place who and wants me to come over and keep her company (she's "delectably seductive")
the 20 year old philosophy student in the Midwest who seeks a good hard spanking in Maryland (Go Bulldogs)
the 20 year old divorcee in search of a sex teacher who can see his own penis
the 20 year old nursing student from a conservative Catholic family who wants to try sex without her family finding out
the 21 year old mother who works "superlong hours" and wants a hot guy the days she works
the 21 year old whose work interferes with her dating schedule (she needs a release tonight)
the 21 year old party animal who could really use some one-on-one with a “presentable” guy right now
the 21 year old mermaid who has never had sex in the sea but is sucking cock north of Baltimore tonight
the 22 year old med student at the University of Tulsa who has time for a younger guy in Baltimore (if he can "keep up" with her) (go Golden Hurricanes)
the 23 year old from India who craves a Mandingo or a “real big Texas man”
the 23 year old who wants me to fuck her immediately because her boyfriend cheated on her
the 25 year old brunette with a college degree who wonders if it’s too much to ask if I could pound her tonight, then leave without saying a word
the 26 year old who works full-time and goes to college full-time (who seeks a friend with “benifits”)
the 27 year old who wants it “a little rough“ by Mr. Right Now
the 28 year old member of an interactive dating site who thought the shortest distance between two points may be a CL/CE ad instead (she looked at "all the sites")
the 35 year old blond with “nice ass” and “delicious tits” who knows I was looking at her assets and knows my age
the 36 year old devoted mother who loves “gobbling cock“
the 42 year old lady who posted when she was 35 years of age
the wife whose husband was injured at work and can no longer perform in the bedroom (they want me to help)
the lover of well-hung guys who feels it’s "time" she gets "back out in the world”
the 5’6” blond who needs a “mindblowing hard cum now” because her boyfriend sucks in the sack (he’s a good guy, though)
Beatrice, a 19 year old wench pining for a “Booomshakalaca” ballslapping backbreaker that will send her off to work limping the next day (trying this for the first time)
Julie, the 5’5” 101 lb. fit blond beachcomber from Florida who loves the sun and desires to release energy (it’s been a long time)
Karen, a 28 year old wife whose husband went back to work after Christmas (she needs “bad and fast” doggie ASAP)
“Giggles”, the recently married history major at the University of Albany, who wants sex and sex only
Princess, 28, a lady of taste who desires "wine at twilight" and sex on elevators
the dirty little Asian with “do me” “doe eyes” and “tons of tricks” who wants a man to make her toes curl
the dirty little Thai girl just out of a relationship who never thought she would hear herself saying “size does matter”
the slow and cautious animal lover looking for a man to be her play toy (has one cat at this time)
the unemployed 35 year old nursing student in need of a beer or 2 or 3 or 4 and a "good hard pussy pounding" (she’s 5’8” 142 lbs., so if you’re looking little miss perfect California, fuck off)
the 5’4” 110 pounder with red hair who has four enumerated fantasies and wants to know how I would fulfill them
the Fells Pointer with an appetite for finger and tongue stimulation who wants to be wined and dined
an “older woman for an FWB ” (she’s 22)
a verysocialperson with a goodsenseofhumor who is veryeasygoing and who likes shoppingatthemall and goingtothebeach and gettingagoodtan seeks a nicenormalguy for a nicedinnerandamovie on the firstdate
the plus sized - hot plus sized - tattooed, closet Dungeons and Dragons geek who is afraid she may have scared me off
the lingerie store employee who hears couples doing it in the dressing room and thinks it would be exciting
the masseuse who wants to give me a free hour long massage (at her house)
the beautiful brunette who wants me to love her for who she is (right now she’s studying to be a museum curator)
the lonely submissive with the high metabolic rate and bad cam who thinks it would be grand to “spend just one night” with me
the married woman who wants to sit on my face
the etc., etc....
You are true men of genius.
Rapid
That sums it up pretty well.
Yeap, that just about sums it up.
I will never understand the point of it all. One would think after awhile its sorta dumb to post them, but they must get hits. I am sure some are posted by the site just to look like they are getting business. CL and Back page both do it.
Smiling Fox