New Life reminds me of Clerks 2
Anyone remember the movie Clerks 2, where one clerk thinks he's hiring a woman and a donkey for a donkey show. Instead he gets a donkey and a fat guy dressed in leather doing unspeakable things to the donkey? All the while he's telling his friends "Chick's comin', chick's comin'.
So a few days ago I'm in Mt. Prospect and I decide to give New Life a look, as I'd never been there. I hear Yun is always full and Spa One has now jumped the shark, so why not.
In the door, mamasan takes my money and asks if I want a shower. Yes, so I'm expecting her to get the chick. Nope, she does the table shower, all covered. Chicks comin'! To the sauna, now I'll get the girl. Nope, mamasan is back and starts the massage. But surely she'll get the chick in her soon, right? Chick's comin'! Hours almost up and she starts the soft touch. Oh well, chick's not comin'. I try to make the best of it. But it was only standard finish. She had a technique somewhere between pumping up a bicycle tire and using a cork screw on a bottle of wine.
On top of that, during the table shower she tended to lean her left forearm on my body to get leverage. That leaning included my windpipe. This wasn't even close to what I was expecting. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
FWIW I had a different outcome. Always meet the girl before paying.
By the way, Sam, I had a different experience, three months ago. I am [U]certain[/U] the woman "Yumi" was freelancing. She's about mid 40's. Got there at 8:45 am and the place was open. You can read my post on the place. I had just been stood up on an 8 am private appointment nearby. Had already taken a Viagra so I was - well - you know. I walked in. MMS takes me to room (I skip the shower as my standard practice since they sometimes use the shower as a bait and switch - [U]JUST[/U] like your story). I pay [U]nothing[/U] until I see the girl. Agree you can't trust this MMS. Bring any supplies you think you will need. Bob.
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2306028]Anyone remember the movie Clerks 2, where one clerk thinks he's hiring a woman and a donkey for a donkey show. Instead he gets a donkey and a fat guy dressed in leather doing unspeakable things to the donkey? All the while he's telling his friends "Chick's comin', chick's comin'.
So a few days ago I'm in Mt. Prospect and I decide to give New Life a look, as I'd never been there. I hear Yun is always full and Spa One has now jumped the shark, so why not.
In the door, mamasan takes my money and asks if I want a shower. Yes, so I'm expecting her to get the chick. Nope, she does the table shower, all covered. Chicks comin'! To the sauna, now I'll get the girl. Nope, mamasan is back and starts the massage. But surely she'll get the chick in her soon, right? Chick's comin'! Hours almost up and she starts the soft touch. Oh well, chick's not comin'. I try to make the best of it. But it was only standard finish. She had a technique somewhere between pumping up a bicycle tire and using a cork screw on a bottle of wine.
On top of that, during the table shower she tended to lean her left forearm on my body to get leverage. That leaning included my windpipe. This wasn't even close to what I was expecting. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.[/QUOTE]