Massage Parlor Reports

East from 441 there is a house with a great big banner offering $49.99 massage. The woman about 50 ish years old, not attractive, said "I give you present, four hands $50. " It sounded like a good deal, but it was a big waste, from the minute I was firmly told to lay face down. Towel cover. While the price is nice for four hands, it was four bad hands, both giving lousy massage and ignoring when I said things like "not so hard" etc. Lucy & Lily -- Neither were young, neither were attractive, neither were well-trained in massage and just rubbed oil around. Flip, they both refused to do HE. "We only do body work here. " At the end, they asked for a tip, and I refused. "Extra massage, extra money. Regular massage, regular money. No tip. ".

Stay away.

This proves my theory: the bigger the sign, the less chance of getting what you want.

I went to Fantasy LMP in Hollywood to finish the job right. Live and learn.

Excellent session with Ana last night. She is hot and built and loves her work.

Fantasy has a sign that says NO REFUNDS in the lobby, so that did not give me the warm and fuzzies. HE / House = $ plus a Jack.

The girls wear gloves, but you cannot feel it and it actually makes them more uninhibited, if ya know what I mean.

Will return.

[QUOTE=BoBo15;3128757]Now how am I supposed to get laid? What a waste. What a fucked up law.[/QUOTE]This is America. Speak up, gents. Laws change, as do the priorities of how they are enforced. LEO needs to do something when churches or neighbors complain, and if no one else speaks up? Let your officials know how you want your tax money spent, and what priorities of crimes should be the focus.

Visiting from Detroit any places that give a good massage and BJ / and or FS. LMP prefered or indy. Any info helps thanks. If ever visiting the D, will help you out for sure.

My friend will be visiting the area Friday and Saturday nights. He's looking for a Latina parlor that will provide a full menu without breaking the bank. PM me and I will pass along all of your info, if you ever visit the SW coast he would be able to lead you in the right direction. Thanks in advance.

Has anyone seen her.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sauddias-hot-and-steamy-late-nite-bodyrubs-with-your-original-double-your-pleasure-milf/40558444[/URL]

So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=SolidSnake17;3165219]Has anyone seen her.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sauddias-hot-and-steamy-late-nite-bodyrubs-with-your-original-double-your-pleasure-milf/40558444[/URL][/QUOTE]Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?

[QUOTE=LemerLamb;3169227]So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL][/QUOTE]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

[QUOTE=ChiefJones;3169258]Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?[/QUOTE]I recall reading a review somewhere last couple of days. And it was a real positive one. So I would venture to say yes.

[QUOTE=Colombian26;3171607]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.[/QUOTE]They are outrageously high but at the same timr, it comes to 500 $ hr which idnt unheard of.

[QUOTE=LemerLamb;3169227]So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL][/QUOTE]The State of Florida has just announced that lottery ticket sales are up 30% after the release of the video posted on Classy Massage's website. (Prices are a bit higher than anything I have seen before here, but a man can still dream.).

[QUOTE=RafLeo1919;3167496]So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks![/QUOTE]Be nice, polite, friendly, respectful, perhaps with a bit of flattery. Ask, but don't complain, about prices beforehand. Don't ask if it includes FS / HE or make hand jestures. Don't dress or smell like a bus-boy who just got off work. When taken to the room, strip 100% down and sit (not lay) on the table. Make sure your soldier is 100% at attention when she enters the room. Extend your arms out, and let HER hug YOU as a barometer of things to come.

That is my advice.

A Korean girl in Orlando once told me that gently touching her, and perhaps even touching yourself briefly, makes them feel more at ease that you are not LEO.

I can only guess how old Eden is by now.

[QUOTE=Colombian26;3171607]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.[/QUOTE]