Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Buck Nasty]I hope you did not tip her at all and walked out of there. Some of these chicks are too demanding at times.[/QUOTE]

I got the slightly younger prettier one at the time. Talked her down to 30 for he. It was decent but yeah I still need a younger tech to enjoy it more. I called recently to see if things had changed but I could tell it was an older tech talking to me. And she actually told me over the phone that a tip was expected. Told me it will be 40 plus tip. Man you dont ask for tip up front. That was it for me, no more going there.

Went to an amp in Eagle Rock that I used to go to a lot but less recently because of their inferior techs. It's located on a street named after another southland city.
I went in and an old hag serviced me. That wasn't half of it. As I am being messaged I feel something licking my hand which was hanging off of the message table. Well his hag had a dog (I think a shitzu) that was licking my fingers. The stupid hag doesn't shoo the damn dog away and the dog smelled bad.
I finally asked her to kick the dog out but a couple of minutes later it comes back and takes my underwear in its mouth and hightails it. She runs after the dog and gives me back my now wet boxers.
I was pissed so I just turned and asked her to BBBJ me. She did as I held her head in my crotch until I jizzed all over her face.
.4 for the house and .6 tip.

[QUOTE=Courtrat]Went to an AMP in Eagle Rock that I used to go to a lot but less recently because of their inferior techs. It's located on a street named after another southland city.

I went in and an old hag serviced me. That wasn't half of it. As I am being messaged I feel something licking my hand which was hanging off of the message table. Well his hag had a dog (I think a shitzu) that was licking my fingers. The stupid hag doesn't shoo the damn dog away and the dog smelled bad.

I finally asked her to kick the dog out but a couple of minutes later it comes back and takes my underwear in its mouth and hightails it. She runs after the dog and gives me back my now wet boxers.

I was pissed so I just turned and asked her to BBBJ me. She did as I held her head in my crotch until I jizzed all over her face.

. 4 for the house and $60 tip.[/QUOTE]Could you be more specific about which one this is?

Sit Ubu sit.. good dog! [QUOTE=Courtrat]Went to an amp in Eagle Rock that I used to go to a lot but less recently because of their inferior techs. It's located on a street named after another southland city.
I went in and an old hag serviced me. That wasn't half of it. As I am being messaged I feel something licking my hand which was hanging off of the message table. Well his hag had a dog (I think a shitzu) that was licking my fingers. The stupid hag doesn't shoo the damn dog away and the dog smelled bad.
I finally asked her to kick the dog out but a couple of minutes later it comes back and takes my underwear in its mouth and hightails it. She runs after the dog and gives me back my now wet boxers.
I was pissed so I just turned and asked her to BBBJ me. She did as I held her head in my crotch until I jizzed all over her face.
.4 for the house and .6 tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Courtrat]Went to an amp in Eagle Rock that I used to go to a lot but less recently because of their inferior techs. It's located on a street named after another southland city.
I went in and an old hag serviced me. That wasn't half of it. As I am being messaged I feel something licking my hand which was hanging off of the message table. Well his hag had a dog (I think a shitzu) that was licking my fingers. The stupid hag doesn't shoo the damn dog away and the dog smelled bad.
I finally asked her to kick the dog out but a couple of minutes later it comes back and takes my underwear in its mouth and hightails it. She runs after the dog and gives me back my now wet boxers.
I was pissed so I just turned and asked her to BBBJ me. She did as I held her head in my crotch until I jizzed all over her face.
.4 for the house and .6 tip.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO I know what place youre talking about. I was like WTF too when I saw that freakin lil dog. Crazy.

[QUOTE=Joe Talon]Could you be more specific about which one this is?[/QUOTE]

Dog or hag? I think he said it was a shitzu.

Very funny for us - sucks that it happened to you!

Anyway, here is a report from me about a Thai MP in N Hollywood (their ads mention a donut shop). The first time I checked it out, I was very surprised that the masseuse offered a BBBJ. I thought I had struck a gold mine. But when I went back (about two weeks ago), the mms said that that particular girl had quit. Instead I ended up with someone that was below average. No nice way to put it - but her age really shows - the thick makeup only made me feel sad. She was also not eager about the HJ though she knew that it was expected. So if you want to take your chance at that place (I won't), make sure you don't get Anna.

[QUOTE=Courtrat]Went to an amp in Eagle Rock that I used to go to a lot but less recently because of their inferior techs. It's located on a street named after another southland city.

I went in and an old hag serviced me. That wasn't half of it. As I am being messaged I feel something licking my hand which was hanging off of the message table. Well his hag had a dog (I think a shitzu) that was licking my fingers. The stupid hag doesn't shoo the damn dog away and the dog smelled bad.

I finally asked her to kick the dog out but a couple of minutes later it comes back and takes my underwear in its mouth and hightails it. She runs after the dog and gives me back my now wet boxers.

I was pissed so I just turned and asked her to BBBJ me. She did as I held her head in my crotch until I jizzed all over her face.

.4 for the house and .6 tip.[/QUOTE]

Gents- First time, first report. All I was looking for was a R&T FYI.

I went to a place on Pico. Near the place where you should say you play cards with Neil, Ken and Rick. Barely made the early bird special. The lady(Mamasan) 40 or so a 5 put me right into a room. No doors only curtains to the rooms and the walls do not go all the way up. You can hear the telephone and the door, people walking etc... Anyway thought I would get someone beside the host, but I got her. She gave a decent massage, although she left twice once to restart the music and once to answer the door. Receptive to roaming hands although didn't really want to. Nice HE, and then continued to massage for the rest of the hour. All and all very average. Still awesome stuff, definitely left with a smile. As I was leaving there was another girl. 6 fyi. I am Looking for something similar, but add hot masseuse, and better massage let me know if you can advise. Definitely still going to explore.

I tried out the place at 9450 Pico. Maybe the same place described in a previous report. Walls do not go to the ceiling and no doors, only curtains. I got the feeling that not much extras were available and the tech was somewhat older. I did not even try for extras. Fairly good massage but I wanted more than massage, so will not repeat.

*URGENT*

First time to post but had to give a heads up on this one.

The "White House" has just been infiltrated.

Saw it first hand about 8:00 PM.

I don't mean to ask a stupid question, but I've never gotten a table shower before. Are they clean? I mean, do you lay down on a towel and do they also have some kind of mat covering the table? How does the damn thing work?

[QUOTE=Joker32;1073850]I don't mean to ask a stupid question, but I've never gotten a table shower before. Are they clean? I mean, do you lay down on a towel and do they also have some kind of mat covering the table? How does the damn thing work?[/QUOTE]Table Shower = Table + Shower LOL.

I've been to some places that have one of these mostly I get picky specially regarding this matter (specially the rubber mat thing, since I do not know who lay there and got the shower previously I advice you to go to shower in your home and be squeakly clean. Can be an advantage to your provider if you have clean balls too you know.

[QUOTE=Joker32;1073850]I don't mean to ask a stupid question, but I've never gotten a table shower before. Are they clean? I mean, do you lay down on a towel and do they also have some kind of mat covering the table? How does the damn thing work?[/QUOTE]It's usually a table made of something that can stand wet environments (plastic or aluminum) with a thick 4 inch soft cushion mat that extends from head to toe, about 6 feet long, made of a closed vinyl material. The "pillow" that they use is usually some bamboo springy thing that acts as a cushion for your head. They sometimes line it with a small clean hand towel.

You lay face down on the table, the girl uses a shower hand spout and some liquid body wash on you. Washes you up real good. Flips you over, same thing. They try not to get your hair wet, but still happens sometimes. They're typically fully dressed when giving you the table shower, so you groping them during isn't always possible.

Is there any place that gives a TS in LA? I used to get them all the time in Rhode Island. Good times.

Thanks,

Toodw

[QUOTE=BenderOver; 1074130]It's usually a table made of something that can stand wet environments (plastic or aluminum) with a thick 4 inch soft cushion mat that extends from head to toe, about 6 feet long, made of a closed vinyl material. The "pillow" that they use is usually some bamboo springy thing that acts as a cushion for your head. They sometimes line it with a small clean hand towel.

You lay face down on the table, the girl uses a shower hand spout and some liquid body wash on you. Washes you up real good. Flips you over, same thing. They try not to get your hair wet, but still happens sometimes. They're typically fully dressed when giving you the table shower, so you groping them during isn't always possible. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toodw; 1074147]Is there any place that gives a TS in LA? I used to get them all the time in Rhode Island. Good times.

Thanks,

Toodw[/QUOTE]Some parts of WeHo have TS on their menu