Massage Parlor Reports

Looks like YST will stay shuttered for a bit. At lesat they did not burn it out, like Champs. A couple of thre recent girls were USA raised, and hardly caught up in human trafficing. Oh well. Too bad as Champs was a pit--though my little ehad draggedme there for tanning too frequently--, and YST provided a really clean, nice location and the management and therapists were very good.

But the reason for the post is that I checked out Sakura/SKO was also closed today. Probably smart enough to stay out of court. Ouch.

In the midst of all the danger, and due to an unhealthy buildup, I set out to TOFTT. So many new places have opened this summer and so conveniently located that I may not have to cross the border to seek decent therapy.

Saw a tender young flower that called herself Rose. Nice new location, no TS, but got some help finding the shower stall anyway. Requested medium-light massage, don't think I'd survive another sports therapy. Service was generally good and on the flip she continued the manipulations to relieve every ounce of tension. On next return, I've been promised even better service if that is possible.

As if the scale even matters: 4/5/7/7. Price is a bit steep at .8/hr without even a TS. Was quoted .6/hh, but that wasn't an option when I checked in. Tipped appropriately.

Hello, my fictional character "the nub" has visited a couple of handshake-only places in nova, and he is not looking for any more affection than that after his theraphy. However, he is allergic to bacon so he wants to stay away from pigs. So, are pigs really after handshake only places, too? Have any of those places ever been busted just for that?

Probably...

According to the law of the Commonwealth the provider is in violation of the law the moment she sees Mr. Happy and the customer is in violation of the same law the moment he allows her to see Mr. Happy.

The law allows NO CONTACT OR VISION below the waist nor above the knees.

Any place where the above happens is a "bawdy" place.

To be caught with that region exposed is a CRIME!!! Also a crime for the provider to expose the same area of her body OR the nipples. Tits are okay, nipples are bad.

Go figure.....

JJ


[QUOTE=The Nub]Hello, my fictional character "the nub" has visited a couple of handshake-only places in nova, and he is not looking for any more affection than that after his theraphy. However, he is allergic to bacon so he wants to stay away from pigs. So, are pigs really after handshake only places, too? Have any of those places ever been busted just for that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Probably...

According to the law of the Commonwealth the provider is in violation of the law the moment she sees Mr. Happy and the customer is in violation of the same law the moment he allows her to see Mr. Happy.

The law allows NO CONTACT OR VISION below the waist nor above the knees.

Any place where the above happens is a "bawdy" place.

To be caught with that region exposed is a CRIME!!! Also a crime for the provider to expose the same area of her body OR the nipples. Tits are okay, nipples are bad.

Go figure.....

JJ[/QUOTE]I don't think there's an AMP in existence that wouldn't qualify as a "bawdy place" under that definition. That seems almost too strict to be possible. Or they just make it so broad that they can enforce it whenever they feel like it. A CMT can't even legally work on your hamstrings. Wtf?

Anyone checked in on HWC lately. No answer on the phone. Was there last week right before Blue went on vacation. Reports in general getting a little scarce these days. Everyone gone to ground?

Stay safe.

There were about 8 or 10 full water cooler jugs outside the door of "H" and no answer to the buzzer as of 3 pm today. "S" was also locked up tight.

H & S were both closed on sunday too. Didnt know Blue went on vacation, but Ahmi (aka sue) started vacation on Friday for 30 days. She gave me her number but I lost it, so if anyone can help me out that would be great (all I remember is the first 3 numbers)

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Probably...

According to the law of the Commonwealth the provider is in violation of the law the moment she sees Mr. Happy and the customer is in violation of the same law the moment he allows her to see Mr. Happy.

The law allows NO CONTACT OR VISION below the waist nor above the knees.

Any place where the above happens is a "bawdy" place.

To be caught with that region exposed is a CRIME!!! Also a crime for the provider to expose the same area of her body OR the nipples. Tits are okay, nipples are bad.

Go figure.....

JJ[/QUOTE]

Nonsense.

I don't suppose you can provide an actual quote from the Code of Virginia that says that, can you?

The law is Va Code § 18.2-347:

[quote]. Keeping, residing in or frequenting a bawdy place; "bawdy place" defined.

It shall be unlawful for any person to keep any bawdy place, or to reside in or at or visit, for immoral purposes, any such bawdy place. Each and every day such bawdy place shall be kept, resided in or visited, shall constitute a separate offense. In a prosecution under this section the general reputation of the place may be proved.

As used in this Code, "bawdy place" shall mean any place within or without any building or structure which is used or is to be used for lewdness, assignation or prostitution.

[/quote]

Nothing about nipples. No mention of Mr Happy. The prosecution can secure a conviction without nipples in evidence, and even if full nudity is proven that's insufficient for a conviction.

Accept or reject what you will and take the chances as you will too.

I am not responsible for what you do or do not do, nor do I really give a damn one way or the other.

It is obvious that you must have experienced it all and have been everywhere.

HOWEVER - look up the defination of lewdness and such as used in the code and please do not make me tired.

Again, I will NOT argue and I am all done with this subject...

JJ

[QUOTE=Bysshe]Nonsense.

I don't suppose you can provide an actual quote from the Code of Virginia that says that, can you?

The law is Va Code § 18.2-347:



Nothing about nipples. No mention of Mr Happy. The prosecution can secure a conviction without nipples in evidence, and even if full nudity is proven that's insufficient for a conviction.[/QUOTE]

DISCLAIMER: the following is merely a product of my imagination and it is only meant for entertainment purposes only.

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I was tired after getting out of the gym today so I was not in the mood of long drive to get some much needed theraphy and stress release, so I decided to try a place just a few blocks from my gym; a place called "east west massage theraphy" in alexandria. I asked for a sport's massage, but the massage was so light it felt just like when my cat walks on my back when I sleep on the couch. I could barely feel the massage. I tried to have a tent by the time she asked me to flip over, but she seemed a bit awkward and embarrased. Needeless to say, there wasn't any stress released. I was a bit frustrated so I walked away and did not leave a tip since I'm not planning on ever going back. Another big bust for the nub.

My fictional character, "The Nub," recently had two dissapointing theraphy sessions because he decided to try a couple new theraphy centers. He's visited a couple places in annandale that always delivered an exellent massage and stress release, but he has decided that it is time to try new hands. He's interested in HR-only places in NOVA; he's still too much of a chicken to go all the way. Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

PM's are more than wellcomed.

If you're up in Sterling, stay away from Angel Acupressure. Made a visit recently and was disappointed with both the attendants (only 2 available) and service. It is your typical NOVA finish in a clean environment, but the level of talent left me wanting for much more.

[QUOTE=The Nub]My fictional character, "The Nub," recently had two dissapointing theraphy sessions because he decided to try a couple new theraphy centers. He's visited a couple places in annandale that always delivered an exellent massage and stress release, but he has decided that it is time to try new hands. He's interested in HR-only places in NOVA; he's still too much of a chicken to go all the way. Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

PM's are more than wellcomed.[/QUOTE]

Looks like all the good spots in PWC are closed. Another sad couple of weeks (atleast) for NoVA. It seems to me that since last year these closings have gotten much more frequent. Guess it is time for another trip out of the country.

Zhuxi

No to be swayed by Uncle LEO’s increased activity, I went out yesterday to break new ground. I found a place I hadn’t noticed before in Falls Church that was advertised in the Citypaper. Said something like "full body massage in a tranquil Asian ambiance" and the phone number. Woohoo. I called, the Vietnamese girl on the phone sounded really cute, so I made a reservation. A reservation? Hmm.

Anyway, when I arrived a little later I noticed that there was no doorbell (and no OPEN sign). Uh-oh, I thought. I went in through a door that said AMMA Therapeutic Bodyworks. It’s got to be an AMP, right? I walked in and a nice young white girl (probably a summer job for her) checked my reservation and handed me a clipboard to fill-in all my past-medical information. Huh?

Eject – Eject – Eject!

Why does being a trail blazer have to be so painful?! Any other great explorers out there?

Dubliner :0)

Seeing one AMP at a time