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[QUOTE=Sam 69]Sorry for the late reply. Been away from the boards for a couple of days. I went on May 9th to Sun and there was a sign on the door about closing due to construction. I think someone had also posted about their plumbing being broken (too bad cause my pipes really needed cleaning that night). Anyone know if Sun has reopened? I'll check tonight.

With regards to HFT's post on IHC. I saw that girl you had in your dream. Damn, I knew I should have just asked for her. Thanks for the post, I will revisit IHC and ask for her. Any chance you remember a name?[/QUOTE]


No problem, thanks for the reply.
I had plans to visit some of the old places, that I used to frequent in DC since I been back from my long ass busines trip.
I did get a chance to visit a place called ML in Maryland, few times. I was told about a provider there from a friend of mine. She was hot as hell. Saw her three times in two weeks time.

Went to see her again today, but ML was closed for some reason.
WTF, no sign, nothing? I assume, she is gone as well. Time to look for another.

Anyway, I was planning on checking out Sun again. But, was a little skeptical, since I found out that the place was busted and been way too publicized. Any provider, that you can recommend there? Or another provider, at another establishment?

I have been away for about about a year. Due to business and personal reasons. Damn, things have changed. The members have changed as well, I see. The forum seems pretty active again. Do see some of the old regulars, still pounding ass and taking names... LOL...

I was trying to get some info on the place that everyone has been raving about (the land). I did try to PM one member (I should have picked an old regular) for some info on the place. The member never replied. Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to establish myself again.

It sucks that I feel like a noob, starting fresh.
Btw, if anyone is generous enough? PM me for the info on the land!

Peace out.

H4L

[QUOTE=Sam 69]Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.[/QUOTE]Singapore is definately on topic (just a bit further east than DC)!

As I said, I keep finding more on both this and the internationa forum. Singapore is there, and it is second only to Thailand for mongering (Malaysia is third! ) in SEA. Having dug through the forums from when I arrived in the region from 03 I even found reference and photos of a couple of priors, as well as many good memories. If you get to travel to SEA, remember Orchard Towers and the Paramount in Singapore, Patpong Road and Soi Cowboy in Bangkok, and the Beach and Thai Clubs in KL. Good times!

Back to DC next Story

Cheers

Ozmong

Hey fella's. Just joined the room. Has anyone checked out the AMP in G'town. There's a nice group of Korean/Asian ladies in here. The one cutie who I always hook up with is "Pink". She has nice perky boobs, very attractive and a nice tight p$#@. Usual rates for CBJ and FS. Ck it out.

I am flying to dc this weekend do we have a list of amps in dc and locations. Also if you want to PM me on your suggestion I would appreciate.

thanks

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=248[/url]

I hope this link goes to the S'pore section. If not, select "All Forums", and surprise, surprise, below Asia, you'll see a Singapore link with 2400 reports, 400 photos, etc...

And unfortunately, my recent Asia visit spent me of my play money, so I don't have much chance to do the search/research for Neverland.

[QUOTE=Sam 69]Sorry that this is a little off topic but I don't think there is any P4P action in S'pore. After all even watching porn is illegal there! All the action is just across the way in Malaysia where they have service down to an art. If you ever find an M-house in the States, it's a REAL treasure. It puts K-amps to shame, EVEN Neverland! You get to choose from a lineup of 7-8 girls every time you visit, service is almost always GFE with DFK and the works. Sigh. If there is one here in DC I'm quite sure we'll never find out. They are ultra underground, with a very serious screening procedure.[/QUOTE]

Something Green, two days in a row, similar experiences: Ruby is probably 30--sweet, great TS and massage, sensual but with a grimace during the deed, then switched back to being a chatty friend; Jenny is younger, 25, voluptuous, firm body, more mechanical TS and massage, sensual touch, but can't handle the ride either, less friendly. Hate to say it, but there is a raw sensuality and honesty to the reactions of these unjaded girls that makes them compelling. All this, with a "God loves you" radio station piped into the background. Who needs Singapore?

[QUOTE=Any Mouse]Recovering from the week-end, I traveled to a place behind all the construction cranes, to a spot of green nestled between the buildings. Found a true Gem there, I think it might have been a ruby, but I'm not very good at recognition. The watery prelude was among the finest this adventurer has experienced, and then proceeded to the gym. The guided workout was remarkable, both for its force and impact, and as my time was ending, I noticed that my trainer had donned her special work-out uniform. The top half was superb, and as comfortable for me as a set of nice cushions. The spirited exercises were widely varied and prosecuted with great enthusiasm and expertise. After exhausting all possible stretches, I was totally finished. Should any ask, this experience was one which was definitely to be repeated.

B/F/A/S: 8/7.5/9/8.5 R=Y[/QUOTE]

It seems that we both had luck with this lady lately. Late Sunday night, I saw this gem. She provided an excellent massagi and agree with your report.

Only things I would add are:
1. She's a bit older than the typical fare but has the enthusiasm of a spring fling.
2. She will win no awards for acting anytime soon...but she sure tried her best.
3. Some of her enthusiasm left me, well, bruised and beaten feeling...some of you may find this appealing, me - not so much.

A brief note too on traffic flow. Late, late on a Sunday night, every room occupied, and bell ringing every 10 minutes. As I was walking out, someone pushed the buzzer. I have to duck behind the screen. Then, as I walk out the door, I almost run straight into the next buzzer ringer.

Is everywhere THIS busy?

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills]surprise, surprise, below Asia, you'll see a Singapore link with 2400 reports, 400 photos, etc...[/QUOTE]

Doh! I stand corrected. I should have checked the int'l boards first before speaking. My info was from a S'porean girl I dated who blamed her wildness in bed on the restrictive atmosphere of her country. She told me how men would go across to Malay for action. Hah, who knows maybe she was a working girl herself and said this to throw me off. I must admit her CG and BBBJ were superb.

Btw Sun appears to be open as there wasn't a sign on the door but not very many cars around. I hate how the security guard across the street has a prime view of the parking. While it makes my car feel safer, I don't like the fact that she's watching me.

Gentleman and fellow mongers,

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Second trip in as many days to Neverland, third overall, and although the vice budget is blown completely for the next two months, I could not be a happier Monger!

3pm arrival time, I was so excited about my upcoming tour, I was getting butterflies. It didn’t help that I had 2 Capt. Morgan and cokes with lunch! (Last one a double due to losing a bet, but that’s another story)

Buzzed in, was greeted with a big smile and hug from Mamasan, saying to me, "back again so soon, we take care of you even better today", I thought, "Holy crap, not sure it can really get much better than yesterday! "

Again, she leads me to the deluxe suite, I ask for my new ATF Wendy, mamason says, "so sorry, but Wendy with other customer, will not be available for an hour"

Now for all you good little mongers who RTFF, you will know from my previous posting from Neverland that I mentioned this very situation. I followed Contingency Plan ALPHA, and said I would love to be a nice shade of Pink for the next hour.

Mamasan nods ok and leaves; I put the standard tuition + the milk money on the table and start getting ready for the TS. In walks my lovely shade of Pink, all smiles and walks up to me and gives me a very nice GFE kiss and hug.

(Wow, can it all be this good? ) She says TS busy for 10 min or so, anything that she could do while we wait? ANYTHING? Needless to say, we went driving down Interstate 69; with the top down, INHALING the lovely breeze. I had no idea the color pink tasted so well.

Fast forward 10 minutes or so, I hear mamasan say something in the local Neverland dialect, so we get off Interstate 69 and head to the TS. TS was exceptional, thorough scrubbing and washing with special attention paid to the more sensitive areas, just as before with Wendy. I was ready for the towel down and mouthwash, but instead my shade of pink continued what we had started before in the suite. I was like "Holy crap, my new favorite color is definitely pink! " She looks up to me, clears her mouth of obstructions, and says "you ready for mouthwash? " SURE! Hell at this point if she wanted me to jump out of the window I would have done it without thinking. Towel off and mouthwash, she gabs the junk and leads me back to our suite.

All I can say is wow! Started by getting back on Interstate 69, drove to the mission, walked the doggies, saw the cowgirls at the rodeo, and finished our trip by again walking the doggies. While my shade of pink was cleaning up after the dogs, she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it, and she asked if I wanted to go for another drive! With plenty of time left on the meter, I said sure, but with the price of gas right now, I said I wasn’t sure I had enough gas money for the second trip. Gas prices were still high, but I found a way to make it affordable. (I mentioned earlier that the vice budget was blown to hell, I wasn’t kidding.) I did ask if I got more meter time for the second trip, she said "no, but don’t worry, we make it in time"

Second trip was spent mostly at the rodeo watching the cowgirls, GFE and TLC. And since my ATF way to end a trip is to go walk the doggies, that’s how the second trip ended.

I was on empty. Relaxed, broke, and couldn’t have been happier. My shade of pink was sorry for no massage, but no time left. Hell I didn’t care, I was so relaxed at this point I had a hard time getting dressed, which she helped me do as well.

I would still put Wendy above my shade of pink, but just barely because Wendy's body is just perfect IMHO. Taking nothing away from the color pink, she is very similar to Wendy, just doesn’t have the curves that Wendy has. As for service, I would rate them even. (I didn’t think to ask Wendy for a second trip, or I would have with her as well.)

My shade of Pink;
Face - 8
Body - 8
Attitude - 9+
Service - 9+
Massage - N/A due to second trip
And as always, YMMV.

If this keeps up, I will need an intervention and a chapter 13!!

Pink at Neverland is a good pinch-hitter, she has fine looks, good service and a sweet attitude. A bit light up top but still nice curves. I actually chose her over Tinkerbell who seemed a bit on the scrawny side (even though I like thin, I don't think she was even 90 pounds). Pink would be about 5-4, 110, in my sweet spot. Still, did not appreciate the deception of the Mamasan who said on the phone my old favorite was there but then all of a sudden 'gone.' Supposedly due back in a week or two but hard to trust the lady now.

This from the newb:[QUOTE=Rath636]I have been a visitor and contributor to this site for several months. I'm a big fan of GHS and have paid their power bill for a long time!

I'm interested in visiting neverland. I am a senior mongerer, can I get a tip on where to go? Thanks, amigos. I'll let you know how it goes![/QUOTE][Size=3][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=152036]Rath636[/url][/size]
[size=2]Regular Member
Reports: 1[/size]

Gee Rathbone,
Thank you so much for contributing so much, hope your reports get past the review stage and get posted to the board soon so we can read them. You sure gained senior status very quickly, hell, it was so quick, the computer hasn't caught up with your status yet. Do you think we are stupid?

To answer your question,[indent][b]Neverland is an imaginary place, inspired by the children's story entitled Peter Pan. Adults can't go there, so we are screwed.[/b][/indent]Continue to enjoy GHS and any other AMP on the list. Hell, you might be going to Neverland regularly and not know it. Now here is a tip: If you post intel and trip reports or even total fabrications with only a shred of truth, you might not offend us when you ask for intel and you won't have to try to feed the to bullshit us.

Get back to me when your status gets "updated."

This from a genuine senior "mongerer":[QUOTE=No Name]I am flying to dc this weekend do we have a list of amps in dc and locations. Also if you want to PM me on your suggestion I would appreciate.[/QUOTE]Yes. Click over to the Reports of Distinction thread under DC - all topics. There is a report (by me) that links you to the address list. 1333, 1413, GHS, Sun (may be closed), Rio, Royal and Happiness appear to be getting decent reports. There seem to be no bad choices.

Although neither got Neverland [post=525114]per forum precedence[/post], you may still notice the difference in (my) attitude?
LoveLOS

Hawk, cabby, JJ,
Great fiction my friends.

BTW-I was trying to be good, but Tinkerbell is back...

Ok guys, Im after RTFF totally bafflled of where this place is? Pls give me a clue. LOL

PC out

What can I say? Took one for the team today.

I'm not from DC but travel through from time to time and have greatly appreciated the information the crew has put up here in the past. It has led to many great ventures as well as helped me avoid many bad ones.

So about 2 months ago I dropped into 14k based on a hunch that since nobody was talking about it, its got to be the secret garden. So I got buzzed in, let a hot little number named Tony (Like the Tiger) and she took me for a ride of my life. She looked Thai but when I asked she said she was Ko-Rean. This girl took care of me every way possible and it didn't take long for me to blow when she backed it up on me and didn't stop. We exchanged phone numbers because I live in Vegas and she probably needed some support to move. I didn't hear from her but I've had dreams about that one. Oh, and bbj which is a no-no for me but when she's got you in your grips your jaw doesnt seem to work. Definitely a first and I was laughing about having uncovered the place so good nobody talks about.

So I drop into 14k tonight and its quiet. Tony not here. She leave. Mamasan sends me a new girl (Jennifer I believe) and she's a grenade. Nice enough, decent body but an overall unenthusiastic experience. Turned me into a clock watcher if you know what I mean. At one point I was like OK, lets wrap this up. Also there's a nightclub close by which pours out onto the street so when I popped out there were 20 people there and a fair number of LEOs for crowd control. Not the type of thing you want to see when you pop your head up.

Gunga

The forum is getting much more interesting these days, with interesting posts and some banter and flaming. It's not quite up to the way it was in the days of the late and esteemed Trashman, yet. Keep it up guys!

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]BTW-I was trying to be good, but Tinkerbell is back...[/QUOTE]

Are you the person that stole Tinkerbell away from me last night LL?

I had decided to make a mockumentary on Neverland with my invisible camera. After giving Wendy a send off to last for months late last week, I knew I would be seeing someone else yesterday. I had heard a rumor that one of my old GFs had just arrived, but alas, didn't know who to ask to star in my "movie" so...

I am presented with the hottest fairy sprite I've ever known...Tinkerbell. She hopped into my arms and told me how much she missed me. Then we went to the large studio to start negotiations for her part. Negotiations only took a couple minutes and the next thing you know, we are bathing in he fountain of youth. No sooner had we gotten in the fountain, Tinkerbell takes her panties off and hops onto the table...just getting into a very involved shower scene. She really takes this starring role thing seriously! Excellent!

Just as I was positioning her for some special water exercises, mamasan pops in...and, after watching for a few minutes and enjoying the show, calls Tinkerbell out and says a new girl would take care of me. Tinkerbell is dissappointed, but she already got some of what she was looking for from me. Real hands-on instruction on what it takes to be a star, and the pleasure of knowing that my face was still sparkling with fairy dust. She has a multi-picture deal with me...so she has nothing to worry about that's for sure!

I would have been upset that the perfectly tanned, dainty little Tinkerbell went a flying, but I had actually come to see someone else. It actually wasn't a new girl, but on old GF...well, more precisely a very young GF that we will call Minnie Mouse. An all natural, young, smiling beauty.

I would provide details, but, until the studio approves of the first screening, my lips are sealed...at least until Tinkerbell's nectar sweetens the air.

8s across the board...with bonus points for true DT.

** This has been a test of the Neverland Broadcast System. It was purely a fantasy, no living beings were harmed, filmed, spoken to, pleasured, eaten, or otherwise consumed. This concludes our test of the Neverland Broadcast System. We now return you to our normally scheduled programming...already in progress. **