Connie's Hotel Massage - Review
Was in Boston from out of town the other day. Used the yellow pages "massage" section as a source.
Called connie's hotel massage, 800 number. The lady that answered said she could be there within 20-30mins.
Well. One and a half hours & many calls later, she got there. She kept calling every half hour saying "I'm 15 minutes away. "
When she came to the door I nearly gagged. The lady was a stoned out 55+ year old hippie! I am not kidding!
She was gross. Too skinny. Hair all gray, greasy and scraggly.
She was wearing dirty jeans and a big sweater. TUCKED INTO THE JEANS!
Anyway. Since I had to leave soon anyway. I decided to bite my tongue, grin and bear it. I laid down for the massage.
The fcking lady would not shut the FCK up! YAK YAK YAK on and on about everything under the sun. She didn't get the hint when my answers we all just "mm-hmmm".
The massage was awful. She just rubbed her feet all over my back and legs. Then on the flip, she asked if I wanted manual release. I said yes & she proceeded to do the job WITH A CONDOM! A condom with hand release? Come on.
Cost was $.
Terrible. Awful. Don't call connie's hotel massage!