General Reports

Took a cruise around Aurora/US1 around noon. Saw a couple of female pedestrians strolling down the road parallel to (E) of 1, S. Of Aurora. One was really fat, and the other was marginal (2). They were flagging cars as they passed by. I passed by. Down by the Park, I saw Tabitha. 36YO blonde. 9 on the SW scale, translates to an 8-face, 4-body on the stripper scale. For a 26YO girl, she had no muscle tone, so her buns were flabby as was her tummy and boobies. Smokes, prob an alky. Nice personality. Got digits. Lives in PB in an apt w/ roommie. Might call for a private appt. Around 5:30, there was no pedestrian traffic up North, but 3 SW were spotted in various places S. Of 192. None worth striking up a conversation. (Weathered and scary! )

Just wondering, what is the statistical probability of a Monger getting arrested? If it is 2%, and you monger once a week, you will get arrested within the year! Caution DOES have consequences.

RB

I was corrected regarding statistics. If there is a 2% chance of getting arrested, it is 2% each time you go out. You can improve your odds by being smarter. Make her walk and work to make contact. Follow the 22 rules.

No pedestrians around Aurora. In fact, I can't seem to get any reliable hits up there. Sightings in Cocoa last night at 6 at Peach/1, Lake/Clear, Clear/Dixon. No conversations due to time. Today, South was dry as well except around Daily Bread. No way am I going to pick up someone in front of that place! Karen walked up the street and around the corner to talk to me where I was more comfortable. Digits to trusted buddies. 7-8 on SW scale. (Deduct 5 points to translate to a stripper you'd pay for a dance at a club.) Normal drawbacks, weathered, flabby yet skinny, talks too much, talks about how much better she is than other girls. Don't fall for that! The market is the market and that's that.

Boudreaux out!

Anyone hookup with Donna?

[QUOTE=Pusspuss]Anyone hookup with Donna?[/QUOTE]No, but really really want to. How about some 411? Or are you just teasing us?? Come on PP, give it up, the 411 that is.

Vero

[QUOTE=Pusspuss]Anyone hookup with Donna?[/QUOTE] That looks like a polaroid picture from 1972?

I don't say that because I know the girl, I don't, I have never met her.

I say it because it looks like an old polaroid type of picture and the girls hair style and the way shes dressed or Half dressed in the picture looks 70's era.

So is this a new picture that just looks old?
Like Veroguy said "411" Please.

Sorry gents, I've been out of the loop for quite some time. I was trolling down US1 last night around 830 and there was NOTHING. All I could find was LEO. I did get some digits a few nights ago. PM me for details.

Dreamed of a run through cocoa the other night. Made the loop a couple times but only found leo at every turn. Shame as earlier in the day say 5 or 6ish I had seen quite a few near florida and over on Clearlake.

So it's late and spot a WSW brown hair with light blonde highlights had a cute innocent look, gray jacket, 5"5 maybe a little chunky maybe a 6 or so near peach waking extremely slowly. Made a loop and Leo right near so keep going make a turn further down and hear her yell from side. (she must have run or cut through. Odd? ). Pull aside about 30 ft away and she just stands there looking around I start to slowly pull away and then she starts walking towards me stopping looking back every few feet.

Bad feeling immediately here. Gets close ask if she needs a ride, thats ignoted and she asks if I'm a cop and begins asking other questions. Alarm bells off at this point and tell her I thought she looked like a friend and have a good night.

Maybe paranoia but acting very weird.

Bad dream

Went empty in cocoa after 2 loops spotted a short petite WSW with curly brown hair, long brown patterned dress Amanda near peach. Had seen her in past but never any more due to bad timing or exposure. Made the turn and she got right in .. She was very paranoid and I discovered why my good ole uncle L was 30 ft away but thankfully was looking another way. Boy that would have been embarrasing I'm sure the entire family would have come over and flipped out on us

Off we go to find spot 30 for a BJ she refuses a cover starts before we find a spot. After like 1 minute says no cim. (here come late game conditions) but ok then stops and says will HJ to finish. As I am nowhere near I tell her not to worry I will let her know. So she continues another 20 seconds and stops saying I need to finish myself. I pull over and tell her to get out and she's like here. I said yep. So she days where's my lighter and looks around under her on the seat. Then gets out

Pretty disapointed but more so when I realize money on dash is gone. "where's my lighter? " haha. Slick. Oh well lesson learned could have been worse I suppose.

So beware this one amanda dark brown short curly hair petite with the country accent very common on peach between us1 bp and Blake. Told me she used to hang on lake and school near the other end by clear but that leo was to active. I'd guess in retrospect she probably ripped off too many around there LOL.

If I happen to see her out again I'll try an snap a pic for everyone but will avoid this one at all costs here on out.

Around 4 on Sunday, met a charming blond 30 something pedestrian at the US1/Fee triangle. Nice personality for a change. Nice face. Typical flabby/skinny body caused by addictions common to the neighborhood. Had a cell. Digits available to trusted Mongies.

I can't believe how often, (every time! ) I hear the line, "I usually charge XXX because I am so good. " or "I'm going through a really tough spot right now, (DUH) so could you help a girl out with a tip? " If it is at the beginning of the conversation, I usually say, "It is XX, if you dazzle me, there might be a tip in the picture. " Nobody has ever bolted at that.

As an aside, I noticed a congregation of about 20 folks under an oak tree just west and south of Moore's Auto Repair. Reminded me of Jim Croce's, song, "When the bad folks all get together at night, they all call Big Jim 'Boss. '

Missed another younger, more attractive brunette in the same place on my way out of the neighborhood.

Because I am still a gentleman at heart, I bring a drink with me for her, some napkins in the glove box, gum and hand sanitizer. Small accommodations, but worth making your guest feel like you are a top customer.

It is just so dang hot out, I was surprised to see any foot traffic at all.

It was dry as a bone, (pardon the pun) down south and up at Aurora as well. Mid-week, I just missed a short chubby brunette walking North on Avacado, behind the gas station on Aurora. Got snagged by a guy behind me as I cruised by to get a look at her. I always pass by, take a turn, watch from a distance. Safer, but sometimes I miss an opportunity.

[QUOTE=Sinsinnati]Bad dream

Off we go to find spot 30 for a BJ she refuses a cover starts before we find a spot. After like 1 minute says no cim. (here come late game conditions) but ok then stops and says will HJ to finish. As I am nowhere near I tell her not to worry I will let her know. So she continues another 20 seconds and stops saying I need to finish myself.

I'd guess in retrospect she probably ripped off too many around there LOL.

If I happen to see her out again I'll try an snap a pic for everyone but will avoid this one at all costs here on out.[/QUOTE]Sinsi,

There has been a spate of these poor service providers lately. To counteract that - I tell them I'll pay them AFTER they finish - with a tip for good service.

This tactic doesnt always work with some of them demanding part of the money up front. Last girl I did wanted 0.2 upfront. I held 0.1 in reserve. She did the start and stop every 15 seconds complaining about every little thing - and "why was it taking me so long to finish?"

Next time maybe I'll do the .10 upfront with 0.2 to finish. I think this will be to no avail. Some of the newer ones to the street - ( the ones in their early 20's ) tend to really rush the service. I think they will give poor service no matter what.

This past weekend

Daytime:

Fee Street and BK area was dead

The park by the river at the foot of line street held all the promising action:

1. Blond skinny A cups 40ish. Looked good from a distance. And haggard up close. Did not partakte

2. Brunette. 30's. Pregnant and HUGE. I have never seen a pregnant woman with such a big belly. She looked like she was carrying quintuplets. I passed on her.

3. Blond skinny C+ cups. Early 30's. Skinny but with a nice rack. An amazingly big rack for a skinny WSW. Had a little sag. She didn't respond to advances. She may have already earned $ for rock and was going to score.

Does anyone know the name of this well-endowed C Cups blond?

This past weekend

Nite Time:

Fee Street and BK area had a nasty 40's overweight stroller. Didn't partake.

The park by the river at the foot of line street had nothing.

Amazingly, on a side street, near US 1 was holding a late 20's early 30's brunette. She was wearing glasses.

Does anyone know the name of the glasses wearer?

I could not partake at night. In the prime Mongering areas (Fee/ Line/Stone), I saw a Melbourne PD car every 60 seconds. Maybe it's the same 1 or 2 MPD cars just circling a small area. Downtown Melbourne is locked down tight at night. Because of all the riff-raff walking US1, I got the sense that there would be alot of availble providers, if it werent for the heavy po-po presence. The MPD didn't bother the male riff-raff, but they sure as hell hassled the ladies.

I would avoid Melbourne at night (at least on weekends). The daytimes are much easier. Nighttime has just too many po-pos.

First of all, let me give credit to Hodar for inspiring my handle. Sir, your reputation precedes you!

Daytime travels. Cocoa/Peach, nothing at noon. Melbourne at 2, lingerers around Daily Bread, nobody paying attention. One angry looking chunky blonde at Fee/1 walking, looked back, but too scary. S. US1, nothing. More lingerers on Melbourne Ave picnic tables E. Of the bridge. Too busy talking to their drug dealers. Never see anyone around Aurora/Avacado. Only one worn looking blonde on a bike. Maybe a prospect, but brains overruled the small head. (rare, huh? West of US1 just seems too scary for this old fat white guy.

So, guys, here's the philosophical question. If the market for BBBJ is. 2, and an 'Escort' on CL charges 1. 5, where is the middle ground? Reasonable guys want to reduce risk, at the same time not spend an arm and a foot. Suggestions?

If Hodar is on the lookout for Ho's,

And Blodar is looking for.

What is Fauxdar looking for?

Fake boobs?

Are you dropping .3 on a bbbjtc? Maybe in Orlando, but around these parts I don't do more than .2. Well I will tip a few if the service is fantastic.

[QUOTE=crown]Are you dropping .3 on a bbbjtc? Maybe in Orlando, but around these parts I don't do more than .2. Well I will tip a few if the service is fantastic.[/QUOTE]Sorry - I dont want to ruin it for the rest of you guys.

.2 for the BBBJTCIM and 0.1 for the swallow

What is the going rate in melbourne for BBBJWS in Melbourne? is it 0.2 including the swallow? Even for the cuter providers?