Massage Parlor Reports

How fucked up is it that in order to get a handjob I have to call ahead to the finger, get in through the side door off of westwood boulevard, get my temp taken (36.1 Celsius boyos - 97 degrees Farenheit), and get my hand sanitized so that I can play with titties.

I feel like I am on the south side of chicago in the 20's looking for a gin on the rocks. If I was on the southside now, I would prolly be shot.

In any event, it would appear that the terrific trio of garshitti, newoslini, and ferrshit (not a medical doctor) cannot stop the human penor and its relentless pursuit of getting jerked off by the top notch gal at the finger.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5174532]So, for obvious reasons, I was looking to hit an MP and have an Asian woman with poor English skills, with an employee break room reeking of sour cabbage and totally unsanitary sheets stick a finger up my ass and make me coom all over the place.

I saw there was an actual review of Eva at this joint:

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/208346[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Damn you paid way too much! I am guilty of being horny as fuck and paid more than I should though especially if she's hott like you said she is. When I went there I got fat Asian with cute face her name was maggie and was asking for 150! I'm like what? I never paid more than 100 and it's all I have. She was ok with that. Was disappointed I didn't got the hott Asian girl I saw though and was probably Eva.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;5175501]Damn you paid way too much! I am guilty of being horny as fuck and paid more than I should though especially if she's hott like you said she is. When I went there I got fat Asian with cute face her name was maggie and was asking for 150! I'm like what? I never paid more than 100 and it's all I have. She was ok with that. Was disappointed I didn't got the hott Asian girl I saw though and was probably Eva.[/QUOTE]Eva is decent. If she was on sweetasian gem or ktown or any of the other unethical k-girl sites guys would be double parked on sawtelle or Norton to fuck her. She could tone a bit, of course, but she is actually fuckable objectively. I did not have trouble getting hard and Asians give me a catastrophic occlusive case of ED.

I will not be going back because the set up in that place is ridiculous, I cannot fuck wearing a mask, and I do not appreciate the papasan wearing a fanny pack over his shoulder. That is just unacceptable.

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A new place. Can someone tell me the reviews?

I normally don't post here but I wanted a change up from my usual routine. If you don't want to read the full review, probably a pass from me after this visit because she was too expensive for what you can get at the K-agencies. This one took multiple contacts to finally arrange a session and for me, wasn't worth it for the hassle. Her "screening" process consists of just seeing how you look and talking to see if you're normal. According to her, if you are uneducated or sound ghetto, she won't see you. Her words, I don't know what her criteria is to determine this but expect a totally nonsensical screening process and requirements. My first fail to see her was sending a selfie and I was promptly rejected because I didn't have a smile. She won't tell you you were rejected, she'll just stop responding to your texts without notice. I finally got an okay to see her after a facetime chat. I still don't know what difference between the first time or second time, but you get a feeling it makes no sense.

Parking near her place sucks when I went, so be prepared for this. She does a 2 call session and you'll only get her real place after you arrive at the location she gives you. Just another one of her security measures she uses to screen people. Her apartment's bathroom was pretty filthy, it wasn't setup for sessions and from the look of things, she just accepts guys without putting care into how the place looks. Too chatty, we talked and I had to listen to her for the entire session. She emphasized this would be an intimate session. It just consists of her mostly doing B2 B massage with oil and little touching of your balls complete with a light handy rub when you're faced down. She spends more time doing this as well as chatting your ear off. This lasts about most of the session until the flip up. The actual part that you want as a hobbyist is a very quick BBBJ (3 seconds) while she climbs on top and lets you suck on her natural Bs all while she gives you a handy until you blow on yourself. For another Benjamin, she'll let you stick it in. All this depends on her level of liking you. Too cooky for me and it felt like an overpriced rub and tug session. Her ad says she's 40's, but she admitted to me she's pretty much hitting 50, she was late 40's. I'll stick with the Asian places, I can get more for the same amount.

$260 - 45 minutes. 40 min massage with a 5 min rub out. Extra $100 for FS but I didn't partake.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/6041247.htm[/URL]

Damn that sucks bro. Thanks for the hit.

[QUOTE=TheAbc;5178551]Her ad says she's 40's, but she admitted to me she's pretty much hitting 50, she was late 40's. I'll stick with the Asian places, I can get more for the same amount.

$260 - 45 minutes. 40 min massage with a 5 min rub out. Extra $100 for FS but I didn't partake.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/6041247.htm[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5176122]Eva is decent. If she was on sweetasian gem or ktown or any of the other unethical k-girl sites guys would be double parked on sawtelle or Norton to fuck her. She could tone a bit, of course, but she is actually fuckable objectively. I did not have trouble getting hard and Asians give me a catastrophic occlusive case of ED.

I will not be going back because the set up in that place is ridiculous, I cannot fuck wearing a mask, and I do not appreciate the papasan wearing a fanny pack over his shoulder. That is just unacceptable.[/QUOTE]I went to the same place on Sepulveda today. Didn't get Eva, but a girl called Alisa.

Walked through the back door, a couple of women were sitting in a couch there, one of them really quite old and the other one quite young, both eating. I asked if I should come back but the younger girl pointed towards the front and I walked up, met the guy with the fanny pack on his chest, he pointed at a menu and I said I wanted an hour. He directed me to a room, I went in and started removing my clothes. Eventually a girl with a short / minimal dress walks in and she told me to lay down, I put my hands on her arms and asked her how much for "everything", she said: massage first and pointed at the bench. I laid down and she started to give me a back massage. I could tell right away that wasn't wearing any underwear and she didn't my hands wandering.

She was very cute, probably in her early to mid 30's, quite short and slim, probably Chinese, quite a strong accent, but decent English.

She touched my hair and said: oh, you handsome boy huh?

On the flip she was touching my dick a bit and she made a slurping noise and was indicating a BJ, sort of asking, so I said yes, then she pointed at my clothes and I went to get money and asked her: how much? She said: 200. I said: no, that's too much. So she said: I give you suckey suckey *slurping noises* no condom. To which I said: hmm, ok, but also sex with condom? And she said: yes. So I gave her what she as asking for. She took it, said she'd be right back and "I love you!

She came back a few minutes later with a glass of water and a glass with some tissues in it, she rinsed her mouth and spat out the water in the glass with the tissues. Then she dropped her dress down and moved into a position so I could touch her butt while she was giving me a BBBJ. After a minute or so she got up to rinse her mouth again, went back to BBBJ, then got up after a couple of minutes to rinse. She actually only stopped to do that the times I asked her to take it slowly. So I asked her if I could go down on her, but she didn't really understand, thought I wanted to go for the FS, but I made it a bit clearer and she said: oh you kiss me? Ok. She asked me to rinse my mouth with what I realized was saline water.

She laid down and spread her legs to the point where pretty much had her arounds her thighs, she's very flexible. I went down on her, pussy was nice, clean and very wet.

After a bit I was ready to fuck her, so she went to get the cover, put it on and I fucked her for a bit, didn't last very long (should have nutted before I went there).

Afterwards she wanted to give me a massage during the rest of the time. She kept running her hands through my hair, especially focusing on the curly hair and complimenting me, saying I was a "handsome boy" and that she really liked my hair, made me touch hers to compare how different it was.

She kept saying that she really likes me and gave me my number and asked me to text her my name. She said: you take me home! To which we laughed a bit. She said she's located somewhere between Pasadena and some other place I couldn't quite hear what she said. She also kept throwing kisses at me and said how much she liked me and would like to see me again. I actually had to say that I had to go so that she would stop trying to cuddle with me, even after I was dressed.

Instead of going back I'll probably just hit her up directly over text and see what she's got to offer.

As I was leaving through the backdoor another girl that I hadn't seen was sitting on the couch, she looked a bit younger than the ones I'd seen before, maybe around 25-30.

I agree that the place isn't very private, I could actually hear someone moaning of pleasure in the room next to me as I was waiting for Alisa. The walls don't go all the way to the top, but at least I was in a room and not in one of those "curtain rooms" on the other side. I could also hear a bit of discussing with my neighbor, I could even hear him saying his name as his girl asked him, he must have been in his 60's by the sound of his voice. If Alisa had asked me for my name I would have totally made one up and maybe that guy did too, who knows.

[QUOTE=RoyAnderson;5175063]I went to skin and body studio in Torrance, the girls are very friendly and nice! Well worth the money, the girls there are very slim and sexy. Very young and beautiful girls, the place is located in a plaza with lots of parking. There's girls of all ethnicities.

You get you choose your therapist.[/QUOTE]This is definitely the owner LOL we don't care about what you just wrote we like specifics about the girls 👎127996; expensive place.

Can't go wrong with a red envelop and save the trouble. Yah, don't try to mask your cheap $25 bucks by buying a big bottle of cheap wine. They know how much that big bottle of wine worth. So just drop that dough in a red envelop and be done with it.

[QUOTE=JazzMan;5170878]So, what's a good Chinese New Years gift to give to your favorite Chinese provider (s) that's thoughtful and inexpensive? Especially, if they don't drink (I. E. Bottle of wine.).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pahittare;5183496]I went to the same place on Sepulveda today. Didn't get Eva, but a girl called Alisa.

Walked through the back door, a couple of women were sitting in a couch there, one of them really quite old and the other one quite young, both eating. I asked if I should come back but the younger girl pointed towards the front and I walked up, met the guy with the fanny pack on his chest, he pointed at a menu and I said I wanted an hour. He directed me to a room, I went in and started removing my clothes. Eventually a girl with a short / minimal dress walks in and she told me to lay down, I put my hands on her arms and asked her how much for "everything", she said: massage first and pointed at the bench. I laid down and she started to give me a back massage. I could tell right away that wasn't wearing any underwear and she didn't my hands wandering.

She was very cute, probably in her early to mid 30's, quite short and slim, probably Chinese, quite a strong accent, but decent English..[/QUOTE]I might go back here if only to ask the papasan why he wears the fanny pack like that. The girls here are the massage parlor equivalent of wall street bets. They are moving the market up in exponents. If you told me 25 years ago that I was going to pay 160 (on top of a 60 dollar door fee) to fuck an Asian woman wearing a mask in a partitioned room and was going to solve the world's energy problems, well, I would have said you were crazy.

I swear I read a report on here that Jenny, originally from somewhere in Rosemead then True Life in Redondo, popped up somewhere but for the life of me I can't find it. I want to say it was at some place on SM Blvd. I've searched and scrolled through shitloads of pages but I can't find anything so maybe I'm not remembering correctly.

Just got a call from a random number a few minutes ago. Hung up cause I didn't know who it was. Afterwards I instantly get a text and this was what I read (see screenshot).

So he has all my info including a list of my relatives and my address. But I'm assuming this info can easily be found online just by searching my phone number or something. Or atleast I think so.

Is this a cause of concern? Anyone else recieved some sort of threat like this? Is it an empty threat. ??

Wow! May I say some of the best Hispanic females. At 2nd floor on pacific Ave. Will not disappoint.

Search your number, see if anything can be found.

Seems like a scam though. Is he asking for bitcoin? Gift cards?

[QUOTE=FordLaster9;5191326]Just got a call from a random number a few minutes ago. Hung up cause I didn't know who it was. Afterwards I instantly get a text and this was what I read (see screenshot).

So he has all my info including a list of my relatives and my address. But I'm assuming this info can easily be found online just by searching my phone number or something. Or atleast I think so.

Is this a cause of concern? Anyone else recieved some sort of threat like this? Is it an empty threat. ??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FordLaster9;5191326]Just got a call from a random number a few minutes ago. Hung up cause I didn't know who it was. Afterwards I instantly get a text and this was what I read (see screenshot).

So he has all my info including a list of my relatives and my address. But I'm assuming this info can easily be found online just by searching my phone number or something. Or atleast I think so.

Is this a cause of concern? Anyone else recieved some sort of threat like this? Is it an empty threat. ??[/QUOTE]I've gotten a few of these after hitting up a girl and not liking the price so I say no thanks. They say they know where I live and work and they'll come after me if I don't pay 5 k or something. I just respond with "okay, I'm at (insert address for random police dept.) come and get me!" Then they get mad and start sending photos of chopped off heads and dead bodies. I just replied with a "LOL". They get so pissed.