Il buono, Il brutto, Il cattivo
Let me share a few things about myself with you all. 1) Taking one for the team is something I embrace with pride. I'm a brah to my brahs and anyway I can help I do. 2) Due to how gung-ho I get with things I'm into, I bore easily within phases of my life. These two tidbits combined and made for an interesting Friday evening.
Let's start from 2 and work backwards. Since completing the HOF and annihilating every to do list I've formulated, I feel like I'm sort of growing tired of the hobby. I'm trying to figure out how to spice things up. One idea I had was to post a question and see if there were any parlors or providers you brahs were on the fence about trying. I'd build a community to do list, fall on the sword for you brahs and report back with my findings. That way you can definitively decide if a trip is worth the effort for you. That way I can manifest my commitment to tidbit number 1 with my brahs here. With all the questions surrounding the Native American owned and operated Energy Serenity Spa, I felt like I'd make my spice it up attempt by giving this place a whirl. My name is Frank, but here are my findings "Man With No Name" style.
The Good-
A few posts down a brah suggested that anyone interested in trying this spa out should google the number in the ad as it was a sure fire way to find pics of the provider. Brah is correct. You'll find a pic of a thick, attractive, racially ambiguous woman wearing a black and red kimono that is the home of a pair of big teds. The woman pictured is Vicky and is the woman who will perform your massage.
Concerns of the place being strictly legit can be forgotten as it is not. On the site there were two massage options that looked unusual. The first was "Body Worship" and the other was "The Works". When setting up my appointment I asked what those two were and I was told those were "sensual" options. This was indeed the case. I went with "The Works". Within 10 minutes of my appointment I was getting a nice and passionate Hugh Jackman and had one of those big teddies in my mouth. At the end of my session I Holy Grailed all over the place.
The Bad-
To start, the massage was super lackluster for the smorgasbord advertised on the site. No substantial body weight or finger strength behind the strokes. It was okay, but I need more than just okay when I'm paying Indy prices.
There's also the issue of this providers appearance. I mentioned before that a google search will produce a picture, but in my estimation, that picture is 12-15 years old, easy. Vicky is probably in her early 60's but looks like she's pushing 70. She's also much thinner than the picture she uses. This however isn't an athletic slim though. It's a got gastric bypass surgery, Atkins dieted afterwards, I look deflated like someone poked me with a safety pin, droopy, loose skin, kinda slim. Teddies are still DD+ but are like a pair of wet three ring socks full of mashed potatoes. When I saw her, she was in all black, her hair was disheveled and she wasn't wearing a bra. All she needs is the hat and her witch costume is set for the end of the month.
The Ugly-
Okay. So. Okay. The "spa" itself looks like the set of Sanford and Son. There's random shit and wild plants all over the place. I power through the appearance of the place and hop on the massage table face down, then immediately hop up. There's a blanket on top of the massage table, and, okay, You remember when you were 14 and you started doing your own laundry? Remember how your pillowcase smelled like 9 months of face, drool and good nights sleep because you didn't know you're supposed to change your sheets once every couple weeks? Yeah. The spot where I put my face smelled twice that bad. I asked that a sheet or towels be placed on the table, as the horrors that I imagine would be revealed with a black light filled me with nausea.
Total damage 150.
So there you are. If you're interested in getting an above average tugger from a lady who is a rough 65 in a cluttered spa on top of a filthy comforter covered in enough DNA to provide workshops for a ten day CSI convention in Vegas, go on and make an appointment. In my opinion there are better ways to spend your money.
Frankie.
An old term with a new connotation
[QUOTE=SunCap3;5008323]5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.
Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.
5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.[/QUOTE]The phrase "stag-flation" (or stag-Flagellation) comes to mind (minds to cum).
Regardless of circumstances. Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
After the Equinox at the Garden
Although we are past the vernal eq, and recognizing the staff is very aware of and follows COVID recommendations, my last visit to the Garden in Burke was like a renewal of life in the Spring.
Thank you Lucy for a great NOVA massage experience.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
New Talent at Secret Temptations
Has anyone seen any of the new girls? Ivy looks great. Monday is finally a day where I can get out of the house while others are still working. Would love to see someone. DM me or post here if you have intel.