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That's very sound advice. I will follow it. We do have a part time American woman who is very capable. An American man, also part time, who is also good (for women) and we will meet somebody new on Saturday.

I also meant to follow up on something Lurker said: Eating my own seed corn. Perhaps Mei is eating the corn since she won't take time off. But I'm not eating. I gave her the store and do various accounting, legal, marketing and handyman tasks. I take no share of any profits. It was never about money for me. I just want her to have a good life. Bob.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;3309131]I don't have solution for you Bob since you already know that the solution is to get more capable LMTs. Just a couple of comments.

1) I would not price discriminate between people who make appt vs walk ins. Once people know that, no one is going to do walk in. While it might help with appt scheduling, it does not solve your underlying issue of Mei getting burned out.

2) Maybe stop advertising for a couple of weeks as it sounds like you have enough business for now anyway.

3) Add a referral program. For each new client a guy sends, he gets $10 off on his next visit. Each quarter, the guy who sends the most people wins a prize. My dentist does this and it's very effective.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3306276]I don't know a legit MT, but your pricing doesn't look right.

90 minutes $79.95 $10.00 too low.

60 minutes $49.95 $10.00 too low.

30 minutes $29.95 30 minutes shouldn't be offered. Legit needs some time. All 30 minutes will do is get you off at a discount.

The $0. 95 pricing might fool 'them at the discount stores, but people looking for a legit massage know they are NOT going to get $0. 05 in change.[/QUOTE]Yes, (for your area anyway) you're a bit on the low side. I get most of my massages in Wisconsin (Milwaukee / Racine / Kenosha) where the rates are significantly lower than IL, especially if you know where to look. (My favorite legit place is $44/ hr, $60/90, and $74/2 hours, and most of girls are excellent, but it's almost an hour drive.) But I assume rent and taxes are way higher in IL so I don't know how feasible it is staying a little below the others.

On the other hand your slightly lower door pricing DOES get some of us in the door who might not make the drive to BG otherwise.

Wish I knew HOW my Milwaukee place keeps finding really good MT's. One of my favorites there (a young one with a too-boyish haircut) came from Las Vegas, because she WANTED to see snow. She's fantastic and mixes in a bunch of Thai moves as well.

Also agree that most tip better when door fee is lower. (& when they know the MT is Bob's girlfriend and don't want to look like a cheap schmuck.).

Oh. Yes. Drop the. 95 thing and just make it even dollars. Just because I say so, and it's a OCD oriented pet peeve of mine, LOL.

I've been trying for 3 days to reach the Sunny's List Asian ladies and no answer. I know they've been around a long time because there are hundreds of reviews on TER for them, but right now I can not get them on the phone. Anyone have any idea what the deal is?

[QUOTE=BonerLander;3309326]Hell, I make sure I've shaved, put on cologne and make sure I'm fresh as possible. If I've sweat between leaving the house and the massage, I'll either get the table shower upfront or ask to use the shower first.[/QUOTE]I like these remarks. I would throw in some breath mints. Do your laundry. That t-shirt you've been sleeping in for week might smell okay to you, but it's not so pleasant to anyone downwind of you. Don't forget the shampoo. Your shoes stink, even if you don't know it. Forget about your socks.

We really need to be respectful of these girls. No need to state the many reasons why.

The lady at a place I was going for a while always mentioned that she appreciated how clean I was. She told me if a guy smells she gets a hot towel and cleans him up and does not mention why.

[QUOTE=BonerLander;3309326]Hell, I make sure I've shaved, put on cologne and make sure I'm fresh as possible. If I've sweat between leaving the house and the massage, I'll either get the table shower upfront or ask to use the shower first.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys. Can anyone recommend a younger masseuse who works out of her house in or near the northwest suburbs? I've gone to Silvia. Love the setup, and she's nice enough, but she's older than I prefer (I'm in my mid-30's). Would prefer a provider near my own age. PM if you want to keep on the down low.

[QUOTE=GunnerMagnum;3310464]The lady at a place I was going for a while always mentioned that she appreciated how clean I was. She told me if a guy smells she gets a hot towel and cleans him up and does not mention why.[/QUOTE]Sylvio said it best years ago! When getting ready to visit a spa, treat it as if you're going on an actual date. Stinky unclean guys are a turn off for most ladies! If you hope to go for gold, you have to be prepared. Don't stink and don't be a jerk. It's always worked well for me!

[QUOTE=Magooski;3313110]Sylvio said it best years ago! When getting ready to visit a spa, treat it as if you're going on an actual date. Stinky unclean guys are a turn off for most ladies! If you hope to go for gold, you have to be prepared. Don't stink and don't be a jerk. It's always worked well for me![/QUOTE]And if it's not an option to go before work, make sure to take the shower option first. And if it's a standup shower, ask them to help. Always works out best for me and sets the tone in a positive light.

-w.

Is a paid membership worth it?

[QUOTE=Casper27;3315582]Is a paid membership worth it?[/QUOTE]Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3315588]Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Exactly. Once I discovered USASG I pretty much canceled my membership.

Absolutely not. To many clowns on there who do fake reviews. The funniest one I saw was someone went to Geneva spa and clearly stated the only parking was on the street. Anyone whose been knows the parking lot is huge. He got called out on it. The forums are even more ridiculous as they are not moderated.

[QUOTE=Casper27;3315582]Is a paid membership worth it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Casper27;3315582]Is a paid membership worth it?[/QUOTE]I was also a member for a year.

If you like fake reviews. Not all, and comedians in training who hijack your threads and impose their useless will on you and what you say, then this is the place for you.

Guys from all over the country have access to anything you say and some of them try to be humorous but are really not funny at all.

Their personalities are birth control.

I would never join that place again.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3315588]Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.[/QUOTE]I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.

[QUOTE=E6671;3315862]I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.[/QUOTE]The interaction here is key! Information extremely helpful of course, however the communication with established members is perfect-imo. Other sites like listcrawler I find non productive (even though it is a BP placement of sorts). I have left comments with questions and they just sit there w / no answers. Plus I like this site here better than eccie as well. I don't like forums where you ask a question or make a comment and the regulars are all over you for dumb sh*t like "why don't you paragraph", etc. My comment would be why don't you get a life? I have had very valid points and valued additions to certain sites but I got shot down over non paragraphing! It's an f and free forum! Thanks for all that help here. Many have connected on pm with me as well.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3233762]So, at what pLace did you get your massage a few weeks ago?

You may PM.[/QUOTE]Can you PM your suggestions?

I took a trip out to a Thai Massage place I found on Chicago, about a block from the Brown line. Used to be Lang's Ocean massage. Anyway, went in, was asked name. The girl seemed surprised that I showed up without calling first. She took me to the massage room and I asked for a table shower. She said no table shower, then made it clear that "we ONLY offer massage. " When she told me there was no table shower, I asked for my money back and left. Was a legit place. I'm sure the massage would have been outstanding. I did not stick around to find out.

[QUOTE=Jtacci;3317093]Can you PM your suggestions?[/QUOTE]IMO people here start with reporting, and not with the question in the very first tread. Moreover, I assume that philosophy behind this site is not just information exchange, but rather contribution of each member to the whole community of members.

Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.

Hoping into my way-back machine with this question. Does anyone remember a place that may have been called "Holistic Massage," 10 minutes north of the Loop?

(This is at least 15 years ago).

Run by an Asian woman named Janet, who would hire attractive European and Latin American college students for massage. Is that place, or some incarnation of it, still around? It would be nice to get some FBSM from a college student without it being an SB / SD investment.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3319141]Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.[/QUOTE]Is this MP or an apartment?

Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?

[QUOTE=Stagebandman;3320842]Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?[/QUOTE]Moved to Texas. I did find her on facebook, a year or so ago.

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher;3274912]Anyone been to see these ladies recently? Haven't been in years, but always had a fantastic time when I did partake.[/QUOTE]I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.

[QUOTE=CougarBait;3322917]I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for sharing.

Personally, I do not like a person with tattoo or piercing.

Let me skip logan square.

[QUOTE=CougarBait;3322917]I just finished a session with Maria at Logan and my God this girl is MY total package. Maybe not everyone else's, but literally the girl of my dreams.

She came out in tight jeans and a short t-shirt with her belly exposed. Her hair is dyed an unnatural red which I absolutely love. She's got her tongue pierced as well as several other piercings on other parts of her body.

She has numerous tattoos at all sorts of different places.

She's 5'2, 115, little spinner.

She is thin but her body is a little soft and her small tits are a little droopy. So she doesn't have that banging' tight body of an 18 year old, but she's still sexy as hell.

Her face is absolutely gorgeous.

She does offer BBBJ but no CIM or COF. I did not inquire about FS.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

Been busy lately, still haven't taken the full dive over to the other side, but went to Dragon this past Sunday.

It's a little north of the city. 65 door fee. I saw a more attractive mp when walking in (Emily, found out later for those trying) but she was in a session, told me to try older looking MP. She wasn't that bad looking. Massage was legit, walking on back, felt to me like it lasted a good 45.

Now what I will say about this woman was she couldn't speak much english but man. She provided the most ass play I've had without ever paying for a prostate massage. If it's not your thing, I get it. But it was a lot of fun. On flip, took direction well, at one point told me to calm down and relax while she went to work. More was avail, didn't try. Got TS added at end for 10 more. Total damage $. 35 ish. I'll probably go back to try to get Emily sometime soon.

Can any Seniors or even regs that have tried give me some detail on the youwannasee me chicks (I. E. Price / screen / service).

Thanks.

Had a dream that I stopped off at a spa on Ashland south of Diverey. Usually asian chicks are working there but I was told a Latina was working so I gave her a try. She was cute in her 20's body was decent thick thighs still nice to look at. Massage was ok she just used too much oil. Was given the option for standard. 6 or $ for topless. Nothing else was offered. Settled on. 4. although she was friendly and cute her prices were too pricey. She's only there on the weekends, stay safe gents.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3323804]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]I had a similar positive experience with Maria. I also gave her a massage followed by DATY, FIV, and DATO. The damage was $260.00. $100.00 above the $160.00, which I think is ridiculous. It was a great experience, but too expensive. I have gotten FS and BBJ before in the past with no extra charge in the past although I did tip. Maria is hot and awesome, but there are better options out there.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-touch-in-naperville/50739112[/URL]

Saw this today for first time. The name is similar ("foot" added to name.) Photos and ad copy are a close imitation or emulation. Different town. With all the negative news coming from the old growth forest I wonder if this is an expansion by current management (bad news), a new place by old management (good news? Or cheap imitation. It's too far to just TOFFT.

[QUOTE=Chicago2342;3324244]Been busy lately, still haven't taken the full dive over to the other side, but went to Dragon this past Sunday.

It's a little north of the city. 65 door fee. I saw a more attractive mp when walking in (Emily, found out later for those trying) but she was in a session, told me to try older looking MP. She wasn't that bad looking. Massage was legit, walking on back, felt to me like it lasted a good 45.

Now what I will say about this woman was she couldn't speak much english but man. She provided the most ass play I've had without ever paying for a prostate massage. If it's not your thing, I get it. But it was a lot of fun. On flip, took direction well, at one point told me to calm down and relax while she went to work. More was avail, didn't try. Got TS added at end for 10 more. Total damage $. 35 ish. I'll probably go back to try to get Emily sometime soon.

Can any Seniors or even regs that have tried give me some detail on the youwannasee me chicks (I. E. Price / screen / service).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Gave this place a shot and in my dream I was greeted by the older masseuse and in my opinion I preferred her to the younger girl. She had a nice slim cougar body. Good massage with some back walking. A fun time was had. Never been sprayed down with alcohol before LOL too funny. Still a decent session. Seniors pm me for more details.

[QUOTE=BradId24;3319141]Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

.[/QUOTE]Sounds great, do you think she was open for more if you had brought more. ?

Also where is that place?

[QUOTE=Casper27;3315582]Is a paid membership worth it?[/QUOTE]I'll join in with the others and say no. Too many fake reviews with fake names. Also, none of them know previous spas like on here.

[QUOTE=E2304;3325204][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asian-touch-in-naperville/50739112[/URL]

Saw this today for first time. The name is similar ("foot" added to name.) Photos and ad copy are a close imitation or emulation. Different town. With all the negative news coming from the old growth forest I wonder if this is an expansion by current management (bad news), a new place by old management (good news? Or cheap imitation. It's too far to just TOFFT.[/QUOTE]From my experience the one time I was there plus other reviews I have read, this is a legit only place. Massage was great, but that was all. Rooms are separated by a curtain between them.

Goggles.

[QUOTE=Stagebandman;3320842]Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?[/QUOTE]Denise moved to Texas and is now deceased.

Is there anyone who you guys would recommend at princess spa on Milwaukee Ave. Looking to get a massage with some stretching. The last time I visited I got a mediocre rub and surprised by the HJ I got on the flip.

[QUOTE=ChgoJJ;3326491]Denise moved to Texas and is now deceased.[/QUOTE]She was a fun, kind Lady. Bless her!!

[QUOTE=Chicago2342;3324244]Been busy lately, still haven't taken the full dive over to the other side, but went to Dragon this past Sunday.

It's a little north of the city. 65 door fee. I saw a more attractive mp when walking in (Emily, found out later for those trying) but she was in a session, told me to try older looking MP. She wasn't that bad looking. Massage was legit, walking on back, felt to me like it lasted a good 45.

Now what I will say about this woman was she couldn't speak much english but man. She provided the most ass play I've had without ever paying for a prostate massage. If it's not your thing, I get it. But it was a lot of fun. On flip, took direction well, at one point told me to calm down and relax while she went to work. More was avail, didn't try. Got TS added at end for 10 more. Total damage $. 35 ish. I'll probably go back to try to get Emily sometime soon.

Can any Seniors or even regs that have tried give me some detail on the youwannasee me chicks (I. E. Price / screen / service).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I enjoyed the older MP at Dragon, as well. Would recommend. Also, I like youwannasee. Cost runs between 180 and 240 depending on the girl. Service is always good. Maybe not the best in the world, but good value for the cost. Girls range in age from 26-40 I would say.

Are we talking about the one on Grand? Don't go at night cause Fugly and Ugly are working then. She made a small scene about me not tipping. 60. I told you're out of your mind and walked out. Never to return.

[QUOTE=JamesNoper;3304063]Went to what was formerly Elegant Massage on Grand.

Great lineup here. Walked in, 2 beautiful girls sitting down and 1 older provider working the counter who I assumed was the mamasan. Paid for 30 minutes, went back, and then in walked in old gal! I wasn't happy with this.

I asked her if either of the other 2 girls were busy and I had one of them last time I came and she was great and I wanted to repeat (figured it was an easy way to let her off the hook).

But then she lied to me, told me the other 2 girls were "busy. " Bullshit, I saw them playing with their iPad 2 seconds ago liar. So I told her that's fine, go get my money back and I'll go somewhere else. She said "OK" and huffed out. Then I got dressed, and in walks one of the two girls. Then I had to undress again.

All went perfectly after that though. Girl's name was Saki. Not the best face in the world, but beautiful petite body. Paid $. For naked old fashioned. I know some of you will balk at that, but I'm paying for the girl not the service. Sure I could have gotten Suzy Oldhands for less, but I don't mind paying a little extra for a beautiful woman.[/QUOTE]

So I was at the gym working out last night and I see Pine Tree Spa in the news!

[URL]http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/3-arrested-prostitution-willowbrook-pine-tree-spa-417231353.html[/URL]