Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Tell me about the Mex Steak house Good ? prices? Address? Ruby's nice great service all the girls know why your there. I like Sherry cute allways wares a short dress Uses ton's of oil. Judy's nice too. Hong Kong Big girls in Spandex If you like big girls this is the place for you.[/QUOTE]I've seen two girls at Ruby, but it was maybe 4 months ago at least, and I don't know if I ever got their names right. Let me know if this rings a bell, or if it sounds like someone with another name:

Nina - young, petite and fit. Does extras, allows roaming, but gets angry if you try to haggle prices (at least first time)

Susie (maybe this was Judy and I heard wrong?) 40ish but very busty, long curly hair (permed). Good attitude.

Anyone seen these girls? Do I have the names right?

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Ok where is this Bakery at? Never heard of it. I google it nothing, Allway's looking to try a new place. Thanks[/QUOTE]The Bakery is long gone. But what a gold mine it was. My ATFs there were Anna and Rosa. But Lindsey was a gem, too.

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Ok where is this Bakery at? Never heard of it. I google it nothing, Allway's looking to try a new place. Thanks[/QUOTE]It is in AMP Heaven and only Senior Mongers know about this place. This was easily 7-9 years ago when the AMP girls were sensual and treated their customers like a king. The girls these days dont even come close. The only recent memory of the good old days was Lei Lei from Ruby and she has left the building. Anyone with intel on Lei Lei from Ruby please PM. She was in her early 40's had short curly hair with great big natural tits.

I knew that the mention of the bakery would bring out the 100+ reports members

Elegant: Not sure what you guys are worried about with the LE presense over there. LE has to eat and then eat in that restaurant

Just make sure that you park legally although the LE there are probably not the beat guys that patrol that area

Plus, dont we go to Elegant for the massage? I do!

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]I knew that the mention of the bakery would bring out the 100+ reports members

Elegant: Not sure what you guys are worried about with the LE presense over there. LE has to eat and then eat in that restaurant

Just make sure that you park legally although the LE there are probably not the beat guys that patrol that area

Plus, dont we go to Elegant for the massage? I do![/QUOTE]Here's one more chiming in about the bakery - anna(page) was a great personality - rose gave good bj's - lindsey had about the softest skin on any provider. After they closed I ran into anna on the l on my way to a different mp. She took me up to an apartment and had Rose give me a BJ.

Someone told me somewhere that anna runs a real massage business somewhere now.

Anyone have any info where or from who I can get a decent prostate massage?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Tiger45]... So I went over to that place on Grand ave in Bensenville to tried and true Katrina. Same old same old but she got the job done. Tried to get more but she is doing hand only. And like before, she jumped ship before my little boat had made it fully into the harbor, even though I asked her, please don't stop. She runs over to the sink to wash it off her hands like its poison. She is cute but that is second time that she has done that and I hate it. So I am through there as well.[/QUOTE]

I too think I am done with the Bensenville AMP ( but it is convenient, so I may get desperate and try again)

Last week I show up about 2pm. I am told two minutes and to take a seat on the couch. I bury my face in a magazine so as to not have the awkward exchange with the guy leaving. Well it turns out to be about 20 minutes and three guys, so business was booming.

Katrina brings me to the room and starts a very light touch massage, I am gussing she was tired. But as usual she has to leave every few minutes to answer the door and/or phone. One guy who entered offered her extra money to take him and send in another girl to me, when she told him she had a customer and it would be an hour. After about the third interruption she starts to work on little Al. A bit protective of her little top, and very rushed.

So after 30 minutes of elapsed time , and way less of actual massage time, she is done. If she wasn't so damn cute I would have just left. Instead a give her .2, she complains, I tell her I was charged for an hour and received much less. She starts to apologize, they are busy, she will be much better next time, she really likes me etc. etc.

Well I returned again this week. There is a young busty cute one sitting on the couch when I enter. Katrina is eating lunch, she takes my entrance fee and brings me to the room.

The young busty one enters (Angel). But now she is wearing a jacket hiding her nice top. OK massage, lots of teasing, makes sure to rub her hair and puppies against me. I do a bit of fondling of the legs and backside. On the flip,
I try to unzip the top, but she is not allowing that. Now there is also no more teasing. I try to guide her hands to the correct spot. She tells me no, but that she can get someone else. Asks me how much I will tip the other girl. I tell her that is between me and the other girl. I ask how much do you want me to tip you? She keeps telling me no, she will get another girl if I want that.

I go for the replacement. Thin, no breasts, probably upper 30's. She gets right to business, no mention of tip. I give her .4, but just not worth the aggravation. I think I will pass on this place for a bit.

[QUOTE=Al Melrose]I too think I am done with the Bensenville AMP ( but it is convenient, so I may get desperate and try again)

Last week I show up about 2pm. I am told two minutes and to take a seat on the couch. I bury my face in a magazine so as to not have the awkward exchange with the guy leaving. Well it turns out to be about 20 minutes and three guys, so business was booming.

Katrina brings me to the room and starts a very light touch massage, I am gussing she was tired. But as usual she has to leave every few minutes to answer the door and/or phone. One guy who entered offered her extra money to take him and send in another girl to me, when she told him she had a customer and it would be an hour. After about the third interruption she starts to work on little Al. A bit protective of her little top, and very rushed.

So after 30 minutes of elapsed time , and way less of actual massage time, she is done. If she wasn't so damn cute I would have just left. Instead a give her .2, she complains, I tell her I was charged for an hour and received much less. She starts to apologize, they are busy, she will be much better next time, she really likes me etc. etc.

Well I returned again this week. There is a young busty cute one sitting on the couch when I enter. Katrina is eating lunch, she takes my entrance fee and brings me to the room.

The young busty one enters (Angel). But now she is wearing a jacket hiding her nice top. OK massage, lots of teasing, makes sure to rub her hair and puppies against me. I do a bit of fondling of the legs and backside. On the flip.

I try to unzip the top, but she is not allowing that. Now there is also no more teasing.

I try to guide her hands to the correct spot. She tells me no, but that she can get someone else. Asks me how much I will tip the other girl. I tell her that is between me and the other girl. I ask how much do you want me to tip you? She keeps telling me no, she will get another girl if I want that.

I go for the replacement. Thin, no breasts, probably upper 30's. She gets right to business, no mention of tip. I give her .4, but just not worth the aggravation. I think I will pass on this place for a bit.[/QUOTE]Wow thank you for a very detailed report.

I know now I will skip this place.

My understanding is that the girl who runs the place (is that Katrina? I only know her Chinese name) is relatively new. A friend of mine worked there for a week and gave me a bit of the low down. Calling there is useless, no one speaks english well enough to have a phone conversation. Yeah, Katrina is cute. In fact, she's a hottie! I'd hit on her all night long if I met her in a bar. But my friend told me things like how surprised the young one was when a guy would actually touch her during the session and that she's going to need some time to soften up.

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]Anyone have any info where or from who I can get a decent prostate massage?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

It is not my cup of tea, but Mei at Senina does offer this.

[QUOTE=Pengansai]Don't know about Green Street, but Alice's in the mall is worth trying. Ask for Angela. Big tits, fun attitude and great service.

P[/QUOTE]Do people really like Alice's in the mall? It's just one room in the back, right? It's kind of weird because it is literally right next to where people get their hair did. And the one time I got FS there the girl was a little older than I would have wanted. It's just not really my thing.

[QUOTE=Silvio]I agree with the above especially about the tableshower. I have yet to have to need a table shower before my appointment. I always prepare myself as if it were a date. In reality it really is a date. Actually even better than a date. How many times have you gone on a date and gotten anywhere near to being satisfied for the night. I thought so. Its just common sense. You ask these girls to perform acts your girlfriend wouldnt do so its only fair you treat them with some courtesy and at least wash the bunghole. Seriously fellas lets not bring the experience down for them either by being nasty and funky. Wash you asses dammit.[/QUOTE]Man, and you probably sit right on that same table after the super funky one left.

Nasty!

Tomorrow I'll be visiting Chicago and I'll be having enough time to hit Bella or Thai Palace.Since I'm new to Thai Palace i'm not sure whether they will take me or not (For sure I'll give a try).Just confused with the Bella , Can someone PM me the address and Phone number of Bella. I'll send out a report after my trip. I'll be back by Saturday.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Do people really like Alice's in the mall? It's just one room in the back, right? It's kind of weird because it is literally right next to where people get their hair did. And the one time I got FS there the girl was a little older than I would have wanted. It's just not really my thing.[/QUOTE]

I don't know why this place isn't better known. There are at least two massage rooms in the rear. One other room on the right is now a table shower room.

The therapists range from mid 30s on up but are usually talented and giving. I got started in this hobby at Jason and Li's a few doors down (now a Joy Yee restaurant.) When they closed, their girls wound up at Silk in the mall (also now closed) and Alice's.

Lisa has been here for a while but other girls rotate frequently. Parking is easy along the mall. Give it a try but YMYV.

Why be paranoid about the beauty shop in front? The Chinese don't care, why should you? Beauty shops make great covers. Look at Senina, Paradise on Wabash, Contempo on Cermak (now closed), etc. as similar in beauty shop/massage setup.

Once they get to know you at Alice's you will be treated very nice. Alice (yes there is an Alice, the owner, and she is here) will remember you and pick out a good girl for you.

Haven't posted in a while. Looks like I was missed out on the Bakery. But I have some reports.

Galaxy spa. Saw both spanish girls. Both are very thick and I consider attractive. Both won't budge on the price so I walked away. I will never return.

CMT. Went in for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. Had Dana and when she walked in I made sure I she saw me in my birthday suit before lying down on the table. Made sure I touched her while she was rubbing me. Left very relieved.

Zues. Stopped in but did not stay. Too big for my liking. Anyone else have luck here?

Spa Pleasure. Montrose and Cicero. Cannot pin point this place. When I first went I had a decent time. Enough to make me return. Returned this past week and had the worst massage ever. This girl was not even trained to massage. She was good looking but that is where it ends. I am never going to return.

Victory Spa. Milwaukee south of Montrose. All European. Very good looking women ranging from 20's to 40's. Make sure you get an hour massage. With a half hour they only massage your back. Try Sabrina or Victoria. I have left relieved of all tension.

On a side note, I saw the school was re-opened or never closed and now features all europeans. Any have any experience?

One more question for the senior mongers. What is the pattern that you see for how long it takes a crappy provider to vacate and stop servicing? I have noticed that places such as elle and ellehomme spa can run for years on false advertising.