Finally bit the pickle. . .
The AMP pickle that is.
Couldn't get anything arranged with independent IC for FBSM so took a stroll to Rain late evening Sunday. Was greeted by CC and decided to give it a go with her. Later learned it was her first day and she had only very recently arrived to Tucson the pervious night from Seattle. Can't get much newer than that!
Massage was excellent and lasted about 40 minutes leaving 20 for extras. CC is not tall, I'm guessing about 5', with nice full natural boobs (about a D cup or so it seemed on her petite body). I was not willing to meet her upcharge for topless but she allowed me to grope and massage her covered top (which was very enjoyable) while she kept me on edge the entire remaining 20 minutes (per my request) before the happiest of endings.
I had forgotten how therapeutic and good an asian massage can be. She did a really great job including hot towels before the flip. I would have to recommend CC to anyone asking my opinion. Not just for the massage but her boobs and for the edging requested to get my full hour's worth. Total damage including house 1. Would have been 1. 4 topless. Will I see her again? Definitely if it had been topless at the same price. Possibly, unless I find similar topless without additional topless upcharge.
Too funny not to pass along
This is a post off a so. Cal. Board that cracked me up.
Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor from my exp.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!