Massage Parlor Reports

Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3288597]Randomly stopped in there over the weekend because my regular place closed early. Hadn't read reviews.

The good: Somewhat cute masseuse with nice body (amy). Had some actual massage skill.

The bad: negotiation at the flip. Demanded 60, I foolishly agreed (but only if she'd go topless).

She didn't. Damn top stayed on. Some roaming allowed but no clothes came off. Still the finish was nice, but was rushed out of there. Once I was dressed I noticed the clock and called her out on shorting me by half an hour. The usual lame and not sincere "make it up to you next time" routine. I've heard that so many times, but can't recall a time it was ever made up to me.

I think I'd have been happy (enough) and not complained here, if I wasn't shorted half my time. That just bugs me.[/QUOTE]Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.

Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?

[QUOTE=CafeRaceritali;3287872]Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3288727]Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?[/QUOTE]I have may times, but always had a second one at the end.

Actually first were BJs and / or FSs, on occasions just HJs.

[QUOTE=ThrillHammer;3288337]I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-new-new-3-asian-girls-shower-together-come-and-play/49640107[/URL][/QUOTE]What were the damages?

Nice report.

[QUOTE=TJSterling;3286121]I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.

Thanks!

Tijuana.[/QUOTE]I have gotten great table showers from Judy at Lilly Spa on Belmont.

[QUOTE=E2304;3288707]Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.[/QUOTE]Definitely not Oak Park. Or anywhere remotely South. I plan never to return and have already deleted the location from my mental hard drive. Not a city dweller; lost and generally uncomfortable every time I'm driving around Chicago.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3289205]Definitely not Oak Park. Or anywhere remotely South. I plan never to return and have already deleted the location from my mental hard drive. Not a city dweller; lost and generally uncomfortable every time I'm driving around Chicago.[/QUOTE]I was looking forward to a visit based upon prior reviews. Interestingly enough one of the south side places (?bamboo) was using the same cute photo as angel on and Ashland. The one with the women and the heart shaped pillow.

Great comment. The same guy answers the phone for at least three of them.

[QUOTE=E2304;3288707]Numerous angel (x) spa in Chicago area: north and south Ashland, oak park come to mind. Would hate to doom all of heaven's host for the misdeed of one.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;3289342]Great comment. The same guy answers the phone for at least three of them.[/QUOTE]Maybe this guy owns / runs three of these places.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3288727]Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?[/QUOTE]I've had this before too. It's actually nice because like you said, the massage is so relaxing afterwards.

Heading to the university of Chica later in the week. I'm from Indiana and not familiar with the talent in that area. If you know of a good location with a full menu that includes a nice massage I would be happy to return the favor if you head to nwi. Thanks.

Any luck here?

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3288727]Last couple of weeks have been stressful as hell. Went for some stress release last week early in the day. Went to my go to in Schaumburg near the office, drew Cindy. She has magical hands.

As soon as the massage started I was so wound up I asked the her if we could start the session off with the finish then the massage. She said no problem. I think I lasted all of 30 seconds before she got a weeks' worth of swimmers in her hand. It was pretty funny, because she kept saying "Oh gosh, look at all these babies coming out!" then getting a slightly disgusted look on her face because *there were a lot of babies* coming out. She was laughing but kind of grossed out by the volume. Yeah, work has been like that.

After the cleanup up went back to face down and fell asleep probably about 5 minutes in while getting a halfway decent massage. With 15 minutes left she woke me for the flip to do my shoulders and legs. This was probably the most relaxed I've ever walked out of an AMP. I tipped a little extra just because of the way I felt. Went back to work, it went to hell and I didn't give a shit.

Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?[/QUOTE]That's been my MO for a while now, happy start AND happy ending. I used to take the table shower first, and would flash 2 fingers while she was washing the pole. Now I usually ask before they collect the house fee, to avoid any disappointment. I just ask for "two times". Mostly get a yes, or they want some reassurance that I'll tip more. Occasionally I have to tip upfront, but not very often.

Dave.

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Anybody else here finish first then massage? If so, just on occasion or regularly?[/QUOTE]I like getting a massage before playing. To me it just builds up the anticipation to play.

[QUOTE=ThrillHammer;3288337]I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-new-new-3-asian-girls-shower-together-come-and-play/49640107[/URL][/QUOTE]I used this service yesterday. 130 for hhr. You have to call then they texted an address on Archer. Called when I got there and texted the real address across the street. Dark sad little apartment. I did not get a choice. I got the lady who answered the door. A solid 5 - brown hair and pale skin. Tiny boobs and huge nips. I asked for a massage which seemed to surprise her. The massage was a 3. Flipped and got CBJ. She has a procedure to follow and does not deviate from it. CFS. The only english she spoke was "wow. ".

On the way out, there was a young, thin, black haired beauty lounging on the couch. DAMN! I would probably go back to check out the young hotty. Otherwise, I prefer the thai and latina girls.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6025139383.html[/URL]

Earlier ad had only two day shift ladies. This is Mary / Maria. Photo is different and I can't tell if it's the same lady. Perhaps a dreamer can chime in.

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

I knew a guy, who, back in the day, would get about 10 minutes massage, then give her 15 minutes, then play 30 minutes, then 10 minutes massage to wind-down. Sometimes I miss that guy. On the other hand now he spends much more quality time, hours, in fact, every day with a woman he adores. I guess he's pretty lucky.

[QUOTE=RonM;3290425]I like getting a massage before playing. To me it just builds up the anticipation to play.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;3292998]I knew a guy, who, back in the day, would get about 10 minutes massage, then give her 15 minutes, then play 30 minutes, then 10 minutes massage to wind-down. Sometimes I miss that guy. On the other hand now he spends much more quality time, hours, in fact, every day with a woman he adores. I guess he's pretty lucky.[/QUOTE]Bob this lucky guy sounds like you.

Bodywise is one of my favorite legit massages, I'm ok with that, just curious if anyone has cracked that nut. Please PM me.

MHS.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics;3292943]Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.[/QUOTE]Got an std from BJ? Ouch! That is why the most I ever do is a handshake. Just think, these massage parlors have many many clients so the opportunity to catch something is very real.

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[QUOTE=SmileySam;3293899]Got an std from BJ? Ouch! That is why the most I ever do is a handshake. Just think, these massage parlors have many many clients so the opportunity to catch something is very real.[/QUOTE]Was that your only recent encounter? Incubation period is usually a few days.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics;3292943]Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.[/QUOTE]FYI wabash searches to several locations, including a Massage school.

[QUOTE=RonM;3289346]Maybe this guy owns / runs three of these places.[/QUOTE]Went on Belmont, I usually see Michelle there, but she was busy (although I called and made an appointment with her).

The new girl Lina was my mt. Probably late 20, very chubby, but giggly.

The room was filthy and very cold. Massage was weak and unprofessional. Shorted 20 min. A few times she massaged me using just one hand because her second hand was busy texting. Practically no teasing.

HJ mechanical.

I paid standard, but she demanded extra 20. For some, unclear to me reasons I could not say "No".

I used Belmont only as last resort, but now I'm going to terminate my appearances there completely.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics;3292943]Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.[/QUOTE]They have been know to recycle everything!.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics;3292943]Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.[/QUOTE]I've been to too many AMP's to not take my own hat. Spares you the excuse of "No condom, no sex. ", and you never have to wonder if the one the provider whips out has been recycled or not.

Yea, I would think one day would be to soon.

[QUOTE=NotThatGuy77;3294194]Was that your only recent encounter? Incubation period is usually a few days.[/QUOTE]

Hi, I am a long time lurker first time poster. Please let me know if my post can be amended to be more helpful. This is the info on 3 dreams I had this week and hen I have a question for the seasoned vets.

First dream was to a place on broadway. I used to frequent this place because there was a great provider here who took good care of me. However this time I got a different lady who was older and not very attractive. Massage was terrible, on the flip she asked for money and put her chubby tits on my face, decent HE, total damage. 6 at the door and. 4 at the end (before you say that's too much, . 6 and then. 4 is my standard, I don't have an issue paying it for good service and in reality what does. 2 difference matter).

Second dream was to Belmont spot. This place was great, therapist was prob late 20's had on short shorts and freshly shave legs, lots of roaming. Massage and he both great, I will be back. Same thing. 6 plus. 4. She wanted the other. 2 I had and she almost got it but I said next time. Very cute gal. Now leaving this place I walked past another place that I had read about and saw one of the therapists leaving and said to myslef I HAVE to try this place, the girl was a 9 on non AMP scale.

So this 3rd dream. I did not get the girl I saw but another almost as attractive young girl, Latina maybe early 20's. Place bills itself as a spa, was a great soapy table shower, her in short black shorts and a tank top. Great finish on the flip, very friendly lots of roaming allowed, hand in shorts etc. Fee here is $ so I just did that plus. 2. Honestly with the quality of these beauties I think it's worth it. I will say the floors in the rooms aren't going to last long, obviously aren't meant to take all that water haha.

Now for my question. A few years back I called this girl from BP on a whim, pics were indiscreet but for some reason I got the vibe it was a new amateur. So she shows up and sure enough she's was prob 19, great body, skinny with beutiful tight bottom and amazing chest, was wearing sexiest thing under her tight ass pants. Name was Anna, said she was studying nursing. Was so tight she couldn't take all of me and there was lots of kissing. I tired calling her again but number was dosconnected, guessing it was a burner she bought for that purpose. Wondering if anyone knows her. Thanks.

Long time lurker, occasional poster. Still haven't tried my hand at the AMP as works been filling up most of my time. Fairly nervous and IMO would feel much more at ease with an older masseuse then one around my age (early 20's). Is it possible to request a Mamasan to massage you?

[QUOTE=NewManL;3295804]Long time lurker, occasional poster. Still haven't tried my hand at the AMP as works been filling up most of my time. Fairly nervous and IMO would feel much more at ease with an older masseuse then one around my age (early 20's). Is it possible to request a Mamasan to massage you?[/QUOTE]Try out Lane Spa in Lombard or Macau Spa in China Town. I think just about all of the ladies at those two will suit your taste.

[QUOTE=Starks;3295891]Macau Spa in China Town.[/QUOTE]Their youngest at Macau is probably late 40's.

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First dream was to a place on broadway.


Now for my question. A few years back I called this girl from BP on a whim, pics were indiscreet but for some reason I got the vibe it was a new amateur. So she shows up and sure enough she's was prob 19, great body, skinny with beutiful tight bottom and amazing chest, was wearing sexiest thing under her tight ass pants. Name was Anna, said she was studying nursing. Was so tight she couldn't take all of me and there was lots of kissing. I tired calling her again but number was dosconnected, guessing it was a burner she bought for that purpose. Wondering if anyone knows her. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If it is the place in Buena Park, they opened 3 or 4 years ago, had a great girl named Michelle. She left, then I always got stuck with a girl with big tits and a gut who would only let you jack yourself. After several times I decided that it wasn't worth the location and stopped going.

For your question, keep your eyes open on BP and see if she puts, might be different local. If you have her old posting pics you can try to reverse image search and see if she's listed elsewhere, though it is always possible somebody stole her pics.

[QUOTE=Starks;3295891]Try out Lane Spa in Lombard or Macau Spa in China Town. I think just about all of the ladies at those two will suit your taste.[/QUOTE]Save your money and don't even bother with Lane's in Lombard.

As I and several others have reported in the Lombard thread, Lane's is probably the worst place in Chicago. Macau does have older girls but they are better than anything Lane's has ever had to offer going back 20 years or so.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3297655]Save your money and don't even bother with Lane's in Lombard.

As I and several others have reported in the Lombard thread, Lane's is probably the worst place in Chicago. Macau does have older girls but they are better than anything Lane's has ever had to offer going back 20 years or so.

AJ.[/QUOTE]In Macau YMMV, providers are not sexy and old, just friendly.

A week ago I found myself north of the border in Wi, I checked out racine kenosha backpage and was not disappointed in the 2 places I went. I never popped twice before, not only did I, I was encouraged from the start. 65 door 50 tip, will return to both.

39th ave.

22nd street.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3297854]In Macau YMMV, providers are not sexy and old, just friendly.[/QUOTE]Macau is friendly, yes. Sometimes they get a younger one but not too often.

I see one from time to time who is in her mid 50's, does not dress sexy and while working has her hair pulled back. If you walked into an MP you would not think much of her. However, once in the room when the hair comes down and the clothes come off she is pretty, has a rockin body and knows how to use it. Originally met her at the flower shop but we keep in contact since she has moved on.

AJ.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3288893]IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.[/QUOTE]Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.