Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Feh5165;5223537]Whew, thanks Bob Guccione. I thought I was 16 and reading Penthouse Forum again. LOL.

Sounds like you had a good time.[/QUOTE]DAMMIT. Thats not whiteout on my screen!!

Now I got to go clean up!

I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?

[QUOTE=AlphabetMan69;5226353]I saw Dee last year. The price was right and it was close by in a Strongsville house, so I knew the neighborhood would be no worries. The massage was okay (yes, I'm a HE massage snob) and the HJ HE did the trick.

Was thinking I'd probably not repeat, but now that I see her 4-handed offering, I may just give it another go and will report back on that.

Speaking of being a HE massage snob, I really Y miss Northfield Lisa. Excellent real massage, lots of teasing, and if you were a regular, you got a nice HJ, otherwise it was self-service. Patience pays off.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

She that old fat hag whose been posting for over ten years?

[QUOTE=Valdez;5228037]I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Valdez;5228037]I am curious about the sessions with Dee. Her half hour is only 50 but she looks a bit frumpy in the pictures. Is there some talent she has that makes her worth a visit?

As for Northfield Lisa, I too enjoyed my time with her. She gave a good rub and an assisted self service. If I knew she would eventually give a HE or more, I would have visited her again. Has anyone visited her lately? Goes she still advertise anywhere now?[/QUOTE]Val, frumpy is an excellent description of Dee and, no, there's nothing over and above regarding the finale.

Lisa is Covid retired, until further notice. I've been keeping contact with her to see if I could gently pry out her future plans. Seems like until the virus is gone, it's a no go. Turns out that she was planning on leaving her location, anyway, due to the home owner where she had her spa, was going to close up in December of 2020, even without the virus.

Anyone know this one yet?

[URL]https://cleveland.rubratings.com/207493[/URL]

Well with no face, it's kind of hard to know?

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5231033]Anyone know this one yet?

[URL]https://cleveland.rubratings.com/207493[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Searcher55;5231121]Well with no face, it's kind of hard to know?[/QUOTE]We exchanged messages. Nuru is 170 hr, 250 if you want a HE. I didn't ask about anything else since I was interested in nuru. For me, 170 with no HE is a bit steep and ridiculous. Maybe you guys can do better.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5231793]We exchanged messages. Nuru is 170 hr, 250 if you want a HE. I didn't ask about anything else since I was interested in nuru. For me, 170 with no HE is a bit steep and ridiculous. Maybe you guys can do better.[/QUOTE]So now the massage girls are getting gps?

[QUOTE=AlphabetMan69;5226353]I saw Dee last year. The price was right and it was close by in a Strongsville house, so I knew the neighborhood would be no worries. The massage was okay (yes, I'm a HE massage snob) and the HJ HE did the trick.

Was thinking I'd probably not repeat, but now that I see her 4-handed offering, I may just give it another go and will report back on that.

Speaking of being a HE massage snob, I really Y miss Northfield Lisa. Excellent real massage, lots of teasing, and if you were a regular, you got a nice HJ, otherwise it was self-service. Patience pays off.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]OK, I've posted before and doing it again, Dee just not worth the $50 even for 1/2 hour. Try elsewhere. Props for her for trying to make a buck but place smells of smoke and frumpy is being nice. WAY too much lotion and it's strongly scented. I still smelled it after a shower. It was a very machine like session I had, she kept sniffling and she did it in a basement setting. Hard pass. No pun intended.

Visited last night after reading the review in Penthouse Letters. Did not get the draw that Bob had but I was introduced to Ms. Jenny and she took care of little forest just fine with a standard HE. No extras as she was wrapped up tight but I suspect the next visit she will open up more if I were to ask for her or get her on the draw. 60/40 and I left with a great massage. As fucked up as it might be I do go AMPs looking for a great massage 1 and a HE 2. If I return maybe I ask for Bob's lady or maybe I simply flip the table on Jenny and see if I can open up her box of chocolates.

[QUOTE=LobberNobber;5231908]OK, I've posted before and doing it again, Dee just not worth the $50 even for 1/2 hour. Try elsewhere. Props for her for trying to make a buck but place smells of smoke and frumpy is being nice. WAY too much lotion and it's strongly scented. I still smelled it after a shower. It was a very machine like session I had, she kept sniffling and she did it in a basement setting. Hard pass. No pun intended.[/QUOTE]I've seen Dee twice. On the first visit I left smelling perhaps just like you. My HE however was quite nice, and she complied with my request for something beyond HJ. I did express my dissatisfaction with the perfumed lotion and she promised next time to do better. It was. She used fragrance free lotions, and HE was equally skilled. Yes, she's very businesslike, and she's not a beauty queen, but I consider her a bargain for a quiet hour of candle light, music, conversation, and a skilled HE. As always, us guys don't all like the same things.

[QUOTE=WoodSytc;5232308]Visited last night after reading the review in Penthouse Letters. Did not get the draw that Bob had but I was introduced to Ms. Jenny and she took care of little forest just fine with a standard HE. No extras as she was wrapped up tight but I suspect the next visit she will open up more if I were to ask for her or get her on the draw. 60/40 and I left with a great massage. As fucked up as it might be I do go AMPs looking for a great massage 1 and a HE 2. If I return maybe I ask for Bob's lady or maybe I simply flip the table on Jenny and see if I can open up her box of chocolates.[/QUOTE]I have been there as well, did a write up on it. While I'm not calling a Bob a liar, I find his story very hard to believe. There are no doors on the rooms, just curtains, so having sex would be pretty exposed to someone walking in. That being said, I suppose there is always a chance for more than a HJ and Bob may look just like Brad Pitt. So there's that. LOL.

[QUOTE=LobberNobber;5231908]OK, I've posted before and doing it again, Dee just not worth the $50 even for 1/2 hour. Try elsewhere. Props for her for trying to make a buck but place smells of smoke and frumpy is being nice. WAY too much lotion and it's strongly scented. I still smelled it after a shower. It was a very machine like session I had, she kept sniffling and she did it in a basement setting. Hard pass. No pun intended.[/QUOTE]I saw Dee last year and I agree about the stinky lotion. But otherwise I thought she was ok. Safe neighborhood, easy to arrange, decent massage and HE. I didn't notice any smoky smell. I asked her ahead of time if she smoked, and she said she did but never in the house. Maybe that changed. Anyway, that's my two cents. I don't have much experience though, so take it for what its worth.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5232475]I have been there as well, did a write up on it. While I'm not calling a Bob a liar, I find his story very hard to believe. There are no doors on the rooms, just curtains, so having sex would be pretty exposed to someone walking in. That being said, I suppose there is always a chance for more than a HJ and Bob may look just like Brad Pitt. So there's that. LOL.[/QUOTE]I was there last week and saw Jenny. I could have sworn there was a door into the room I was in.

Good time.

[QUOTE=ILoveMassage;5232539]I was there last week and saw Jenny. I could have sworn there was a door into the room I was in.

Good time.[/QUOTE]We are talking about you-SPA, right? The first room as you walk in has a curtain. Unless they remodeled since I went. Also the ceiling in that area was open to the front lobby. I'm going to pay them another visit and give a second report. How was Jenny? I think I had a Linda? I will have to back and look at my report.