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[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2731992]Lefty said more than I could at this point. I do try to persuade guys to place want ads on Craigs (in jobs, personals, services, gigs) because not only is it free, you get women to come to you. You then weed through the ghetto hustlers and pick out the gems. If you work in the professional world, it shouldn't be a stretch to type out an ad seeking female talent for relaxation sessions, adult quality time, private lunch dates for adult discussion, or light house keeping blended with social interaction. Be creative and use a little humor so women know that their working with a smart man. I first tried placing ads seeking "an attractive oral technician." The wording was spot on for my needs, but Craigslist actually blocked my use of the word "oral." Tailor it to your own needs within the boundaries of the censors. Lord knows we guys bend enough to the needs of the outside world on a daily basis. Don't be afraid to finally ask for what you want!

Above all, make this ad sound as professional as possible. Use a slightly sexy photo in your listing that anyone with a reasonable IQ will interpret as a call signal for adult leisure. You want the bright ones to come out in droves. These are the ones who will respect your privacy and not rob, blackmail, or show up at your door at 3am. I found my UTR this way. Two potential UTR's in fact, that were willing to meet me over lunch for oral in my desired price range. I barely have to lift a finger and was able to choose between two attractive woman at the lowest price possible.

Of note, be sure to state that any discussion of compensation will be handled in private. No need for LEO to sniff around.[/QUOTE]This is a very aggressive method. I used to have a job that I had to read through resumes. Didn't like hiring that way. Preferred to just go find my own employee or get recommendations.

Thanks to night Owl, he's sent some interesting job candidates over my way.

Placing ads I would think it would be backpage in reverse. Pimps, LEO, ghetto rats, drug addicts, sex addicts, fatties, trannies, under age teens, desperate single moms, strippers, SWs, and the rest of society's elite would be contacting you.

Looking for girlfriends is like trying to find the best pizza pie. Go from place to place, rarely impressed, feel good at first, feel bad afterwards, and end up fat. A really good one is expensive or even worse, goes out of business without notice. When in reality I should be looking for some healthy food, consume in moderation, stick with it, and feel good about it.

I think Lefty hit the nail on the head for me. I am content with the regulars I can count on. Every once in a while one drops off and someone new makes the list. But at any one time I only have 4-5 in the rotation. They all are clean, drug free, and no drama providers. Why look for a new pizza joint when I have four places all serving up something unique and delicious (and discounted)? I did reconnect about a year ago with a woman I dated 25 years ago who reached me through social media. She has become my UTR oral service pro. Every time I cool things with her I get the "I miss you" text. Translation: can I suck your cock again soon? Works on me every single time! I usually leave her $20/30 and tell her to have lunch with her girlfriends. Same price as a SW but with the convenience of an incall.

Great thread guys.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;2732329]I think Lefty hit the nail on the head for me. I am content with the regulars I can count on. Every once in a while one drops off and someone new makes the list. But at any one time I only have 4-5 in the rotation. They all are clean, drug free, and no drama providers. Why look for a new pizza joint when I have four places all serving up something unique and delicious (and discounted)? I did reconnect about a year ago with a woman I dated 25 years ago who reached me through social media. She has become my UTR oral service pro. Every time I cool things with her I get the "I miss you" text. Translation: can I suck your cock again soon? Works on me every single time! I usually leave her $20/30 and tell her to have lunch with her girlfriends. Same price as a SW but with the convenience of an incall.

Great thread guys.[/QUOTE]I had the druggie welfare mom about 5 years ago that did the same thing. She would just show up at the door. She let me ride all the ride, front door and back. She was so messed she would nearly pass out. Sometimes she did. I'd finish with her and let her nap. She might go out for hours. Sometimes the only sign of life from her was her farting jizz in her sleep.

I'm a sucker for the calls, emails and texts, requesting a visit. Thats fine but they show up 1-2 hours late, even after they say they just left and they live 5 miles a way. There is something weird happening after they leave their house and I don't care to know what.

Really can't seem to find one drama free. Sometimes you get one to show up on time, showered, prettied and perfumed. Other times, smelling like an ashtray, cheap perfume, and haven't changed clothes in a few days.

Funny sometimes how you will have 3-5 in your rotation but then out of the blue they all call at once. Other times when you need just one, no one is around.

Days you really don't want to be bothered, they are all calling. Other times I have this raging hard-on when I wake up and waiting at the AMP 5 min before they are open because I need a woman's touch. Simply can wait around for 2-3 hours for a UTR to show up. Then worse, not show up. The dog ate the phone.

I hate to sound like a loser but I was totally alone on Christmas. One UTR actually invited me to come with her to her family's house. I'm older than her dad, really? House full of smokers, bratty kids, heavy drinking. I'm not going to a trailer park Christmas but I was flattered she asked.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2732358]
I hate to sound like a loser but I was totally alone on Christmas. One UTR actually invited me to come with her to her family's house. I'm older than her dad, really? House full of smokers, bratty kids, heavy drinking. I'm not going to a trailer park Christmas but I was flattered she asked.[/QUOTE]Oh Lefty! You don't have to be alone on Christmas to be lonely!

My girlfriend and I had had a serious disagreement. It was almost life threatening. I wanted to kill her so bad, but the thought of being the cellblock beeyotch for the rest of my days didn't appeal to me, so I just hunkered down and pretended that Christmas was a joyous fucking time of year, full of peace and harmony and love for our fellow man. That lasted through the Christmas dinner, then I had to escape. I had called a friend of mine to see what he was up to, but he had his kids that day, so no go. Just as I was making my break, Friend calls and tells me the EX won't let him have the kids after all. I flee to friend's house whereupon we look at each other like a couple of Down syndrome kids on valium. "What do we do now?" Friend says "Maybe silk is open. " I say, "I doubt it. It's Christmas. " We call. SILK IS OPEN! Hooray for godless strippers and their equally godless club owners!

Friend brings me a bunch of pills, complaining of a burgeoning migraine and asks me if I can tell what any of them are. Quick run to the online PDR and I identify one of them as being a Vicodin, so friend pops his painkiller and we're off to see the strippers. Silk is sparsely populated, and it's especially thin in the chocolate flavored girls, so I'm pretty distracted. I finally go over to Friend who is usually jolly and voluble, but Friend has taken on the color of cigarette ash, and is sweating like a pitcher of ice water on a muggy day. Let's go, Friend, who acquiesces easliy, rather than hanging in till after closing, which is his usual MO. A couple of drinks, coupled with the Vicodin have erased his pain, but he is now suffering from downer induced debilitation. We barely get to Friend's house when he announces that he just has to go to bed. He sleeps for about an hour, when he is arouse from his slumber by some gentle stroking. Feathery kisses cover his face. The dim light from the hall doesn't allow him to focus on much in the room, other than three silhouettes watching what is happening in his bed.

"Coochie?" he asks, still dazed. Full lush lips suck on his ear and he shivers spasmodically. "Yeah?" I answer. "You okay?" He says "I don't know. What's happening?" I ask him "Do you want another girl, or is the one your with enough for you?

The black hooker slid her hand under the covers and began to massage his cock. "I'm fine. I'm fine. You can go. " I double check with him to make sure he doesn't want two girls, and he seems happy with his one, so the other two and I go downstairs and begin my own version of an Oreo sandwich cookie. Yes, I was the white cream filling between these two.

Friend took a break when he heard screaming in his living room, so he and his black concubine came down to see what the problem was. The problem was that one girl was on my dick and the other was sitting on my face and they were both cumming at the same time.

"Fuck this. " Friend says, and takes his hooker back up to his bedroom to make her scream some more.

The only thing missing were the Santa hats. I would have loved it if these girls had red Santa hats on while we did them.

Every year since, Friend calls me up and reminds me of the "BEST Christmas EVER!

So "Fuck you, girlfriend and your stupid decision, and thank you very much for being the instigator of BCE!" You'll never know how superior this was to a fucking ham dinner with your stupid kids pretending that Christmas is for anything other than fucking black hookers and Vicodin and more fucking black hookers.

Coochie (yes, this is a true fucking story, and if you don't believe it, get a life) Eater.

As Tiny Tim said "God Bless Us Everyone!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;2732689]Oh Lefty! You don't have to be alone on Christmas to be lonely!

My girlfriend and I had had a serious disagreement. It was almost life threatening. I wanted to kill her so bad, but the thought of being the cellblock beeyotch for the rest of my days didn't appeal to me, so I just hunkered down and pretended that Christmas was a joyous fucking time of year, full of peace and harmony and love for our fellow man. That lasted through the Christmas dinner, then I had to escape. I had called a friend of mine to see what he was up to, but he had his kids that day, so no go. Just as I was making my break, Friend calls and tells me the EX won't let him have the kids after all. I flee to friend's house whereupon we look at each other like a couple of Down syndrome kids on valium. "What do we do now?" Friend says "Maybe silk is open. "
[/QUOTE]Nothing personal as it sounds like you made the best of the situation and had a lot of fun but I'm glad that I have two four legged pets for companions and use professional services whenever I feel the urge to empty my ball sack.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;2732689]Oh Lefty! You don't have to be alone on Christmas to be lonely!

My girlfriend and I had had a serious disagreement. It was almost life threatening. I wanted to kill her so bad, but the thought of being the cellblock beeyotch for the rest of my days didn't appeal to me, so I just hunkered down and pretended that Christmas was a joyous fucking time of year, full of peace and harmony and love for our fellow man. That lasted through the Christmas dinner, then I had to escape. I had called a friend of mine to see what he was up to, but he had his kids that day, so no go. Just as I was making my break, Friend calls and tells me the EX won't let him have the kids after all. I flee to friend's house whereupon we look at each other like a couple of Down syndrome kids on valium. "What do we do now?" Friend says "Maybe silk is open. "
[/QUOTE]Nothing personal as it sounds like you made the best of the situation and had a lot of fun but I'm glad that I have two four legged pets for companions and use professional services whenever I feel the urge to empty my ball sack.

I have been on the boards for several years now, not reporting too often but enjoying the banter that goes on here and the info on the hobby. I have used the advice and reviews to keep me busy enjoying the hobby. I am not sure if the holidays have played with my mind but just today my feelings have inspired me to post here today.

I have had my share of ladies in the hobby enjoying most encounters with little or no drama, maybe I am lucky or maybe I am cautious and before playing I do the research or avoid bad situations. Just recently in doing research on my latest encounter. Checking ccap. Doing FB search then twitter IG etc it smacked me right in the face. Not to give specific providers names but two that I have been with and one that I am pondering visiting my research revealed the following to me. These females who are all just barely into their 20's have photos on FB but photos that show what lives they led before going down this path. Pretty girls that played sports in school, hung out in suburbia with their friends, celebrated holidays with their loving families and I could go on and on. They looked like they could be best friends with one of my kids who at one time said. Hi Mr. Trollman, Merry Christmas Mr. Trollman or whatever the greeting may have been. Normal happy teenagers and young adults. Then you see the photos change. Life started to become tougher on them if by poor decisions they made or perhaps something they had no control of their own. They earn criminal records, their home address go from Leave it to Beaver Suburbia to sliding from blue collar neighborhoods and now find themselves with addresses where the street numbers keep getting lower and lower. Instead of posting photos on social media of them hanging out at Applebee's with their friend, now it's pics wit cuts in their mouth and Thug friends. It made me think. Am I at all to blame for their slide in life?? I am always respectful and provideo each other with mutually beneficial arrangements, but again am I at all responsible for life starting to shit on them? I pay, they provide, I leave in my 2016 hi end vehicle and drive to my big house in suburbia, possibly planning to my next vacation to the Caribbean, Mexico or perhaps Europe. Thinking that my 55" TV is too small and maybe I should get a 70" TV not to mention the 5 other Flat panel aTVs I have in my house while at the same time they wonder if they will have enough money for gas, how to pay rent on their shit hole Apt. Or how to pay their most recent cable or cell phone bill. I know that most of these providers are involved with some form of drug use and that most likely is the reason for their slide in life but does my money help keep them just above the brink of sliding over the edge? Maybe if they didn't have the money (money that I have helped them with) for their vice of choice that maybe they might realize that they need help and that there won't be a next trick who will provide them the funds ro help thembuy the prescription pills or the crack, method or god forbid heroin. Again I ask myself am I to blame? Beautiful young ladies who if I continue to support may end up never being able to right the ship but fall into the abyss forever.

But most likely my own issues which are not worn on my sleeve for everyone to see will keep me going back for the pretty dace, beautiful breast and young ass, as if not me it will be someone else, but does that still make it right?

God only knows but I will admit that it has made me so I have resist temptation for the past two weeks. Maybe that is a good thing and I have turn my own ship around.

Wow that was a very deep post. I know what your getting at and maybe I should let the other seniors with 1000+ posts have their shot at this first, but since no one has replied yet I will offer it from my perspective. We are just small players in a big game. If it werent for you and us then would some of these girls then be holding up liquor stores, robbing peoples homes, (maybe YOUR home) or out commiting true people on people crimes? Hooking is a victimless situation and an agreement and mutual understanding between 2 consenting adults. Maybe you just had a bad night where your concious got the better of you, Christmas time will do that to some of us. I know your looking at the big picture, but you can't expect that these girls are. They want and need the quick buck. I've stated a few other alternatives already. Another one would have these girls living in homeless shelters or on the streets in the cold. Which situation is worse? You can't believe that if these girls wernt hooking that they would be enrolled at Harvard or be brain surgeons. Eventually when these girls get older and they can't count on their looks and bodies, then they will have to figure something else out. The smarter ones will get out quicker than the dumb ones. Enjoy while you can. I guess everybody sees it a bit differently. You can't help somebody that doesn't want to help themselves. Respectfully my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Trifix1;2734351]Wow that was a very deep post. I know what your getting at and maybe I should let the other seniors with 1000+ posts have their shot at this first, but since no one has replied yet I will offer it from my perspective. We are just small players in a big game. If it werent for you and us then would some of these girls then be holding up liquor stores, robbing peoples homes, (maybe YOUR home) or out commiting true people on people crimes? Hooking is a victimless situation and an agreement and mutual understanding between 2 consenting adults. Maybe you just had a bad night where your concious got the better of you, Christmas time will do that to some of us. I know your looking at the big picture, but you can't expect that these girls are. They want and need the quick buck. I've stated a few other alternatives already. Another one would have these girls living in homeless shelters or on the streets in the cold. Which situation is worse? You can't believe that if these girls wernt hooking that they would be enrolled at Harvard or be brain surgeons. Eventually when these girls get older and they can't count on their looks and bodies, then they will have to figure something else out. The smarter ones will get out quicker than the dumb ones. Enjoy while you can. I guess everybody sees it a bit differently. You can't help somebody that doesn't want to help themselves. Respectfully my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Not disagreeing with you. Victimless crime? I think the women are victims. Part their fault. Part those who victimize them. Smart ones get out? Smart ones don't' get in the first place.

The FB profiles give me the creeps sometimes. I expect these girls to be total crack addicts like Casey / Natalie. When they are teens they are in high school playing sports.

Then the next stage is the black boyfriend or a crackhead white boyfriend with an oversized ball cap and tatoos. Then comes all cute baby pics.

After that comes the angry posts with the work fuck typed over and over along with new pics of them smoking and showing off tattoos. Boyfriend pics are deleted. After that their is radio silence while they are in a jail.

Six months to a year later they start posting on BP and have no clue their phone number is tied in with FB. I kept a diary of about 50 like that. Those were my go-to girls when my UTRs were busy. I will notice that they are all friends, or friends of friends with all the heroin heads.

The addresses are not always in the SW loop are either. Quite a few are with parents in the burbs. I don't know where they all end up. I will look up some providers from 20 years ago.

I see long Ccaps, lots of small claims for evictions. Lots of driver license violations. Divorces and paternity suits. Ones I've stayed in contact, many have health problems and mental illness.

Those cute tight bodies become fat and loose quickly. Faces become wrinkled by 40. Teeth rot. Kids become delinquents.

Trollman has been on the wagon for 2 weeks which is better than what I can do. Sometimes I think I'm on the wagon and then realize I just did two girls last week and 5 more have sent me messages.

Or, I will have this girl over today and then after that I'm quitting. Until one calls me claiming she is really horny and misses me (she broke and wants to get high.).

[QUOTE=TrollMan33;2733876]I have been on the boards for several years now, not reporting too often but enjoying the banter that goes on here and the info on the hobby. I have used the advice and reviews to keep me busy enjoying the hobby. I am not sure if the holidays have played with my mind but just today my feelings have inspired me to post here today.

I have had my share of ladies in the hobby enjoying most encounters with little or no drama, maybe I am lucky or maybe I am cautious and before playing I do the research or avoid bad situations. Just recently in doing research on my latest encounter. Checking ccap. Doing FB search then twitter IG etc it smacked me right in the face. Not to give specific providers names but two that I have been with and one that I am pondering visiting my research revealed the following to me. These females who are all just barely into their 20's have photos on FB but photos that show what lives they led before going down this path. Pretty girls that played sports in school, hung out in suburbia with their friends, celebrated holidays with their loving families and I could go on and on. They looked like they could be best friends with one of my kids who at one time said. Hi Mr. Trollman, Merry Christmas Mr. Trollman or whatever the greeting may have been. Normal happy teenagers and young adults. Then you see the photos change. Life started to become tougher on them if by poor decisions they made or perhaps something they had no control of their own. They earn criminal records, their home address go from Leave it to Beaver Suburbia to sliding from blue collar neighborhoods and now find themselves with addresses where the street numbers keep getting lower and lower. Instead of posting photos on social media of them hanging out at Applebee's with their friend, now it's pics wit cuts in their mouth and Thug friends. It made me think. Am I at all to blame for their slide in life?? I am always respectful and provideo each other with mutually beneficial arrangements, but again am I at all responsible for life starting to shit on them? I pay, they provide, I leave in my 2016 hi end vehicle and drive to my big house in suburbia, possibly planning to my next vacation to the Caribbean, Mexico or perhaps Europe. Thinking that my 55" TV is too small and maybe I should get a 70" TV not to mention the 5 other Flat panel aTVs I have in my house while at the same time they wonder if they will have enough money for gas, how to pay rent on their shit hole Apt. Or how to pay their most recent cable or cell phone bill. I know that most of these providers are involved with some form of drug use and that most likely is the reason for their slide in life but does my money help keep them just above the brink of sliding over the edge? Maybe if they didn't have the money (money that I have helped them with) for their vice of choice that maybe they might realize that they need help and that there won't be a next trick who will provide them the funds ro help thembuy the prescription pills or the crack, method or god forbid heroin. Again I ask myself am I to blame? Beautiful young ladies who if I continue to support may end up never being able to right the ship but fall into the abyss forever.

But most likely my own issues which are not worn on my sleeve for everyone to see will keep me going back for the pretty dace, beautiful breast and young ass, as if not me it will be someone else, but does that still make it right?

God only knows but I will admit that it has made me so I have resist temptation for the past two weeks. Maybe that is a good thing and I have turn my own ship around.[/QUOTE]Trollman -.

Thank you for your post. It takes true courage to post something as deep and well thought out like this. Proves you are human and a decent person.

There are 3 types of providers you cannot feel this way about because in the end they would be doing this anyway.

There is a percentage of providers out there that are hopeless addicts that would do this simply for their next fix (whether that is alcohol, drugs, gambling, or spending problems). Some are under the control of pimps. Others are put into this by boyfriends / husbands that have addiction issues. There is nothing you have done to these types of providers. They would be out there anyway.

Just like a lot of us here. There are some providers that can't get enough sex. They figure they might as well make some $$$ while getting what they need sexually. No harm no foul there in my opinion. If this is the case, you can't change them and they would be at this anyway.

There are some providers out there that do this as a profession. They tour the country traveling from city to city. Typically they are high end providers that command top dollar. Some started as strippers or worked in the adult film industry. We all know someone like this. Tiffany Berkshire and Jewel Styles come to mind. They would be doing this regardless of you.

[B]There are some though that are different...[/B]

There are some out there with mental or psychological issues. They are bi-polar or have something clearly wrong with them. They are out there. They are victims and need help. I could never see someone that falls into this category.

There are some out there that have fallen on hard times financially. They may have gone through a divorce, long term boyfriend has tossed them out, they have lost their job, or have had family turn on them. These are ones that have no source of income. They try to get a real job and are willing to work but the real job doesn't pay enough to cover the bills. If they had enough income they wouldn't turn to this. They turn to this to put a roof over their heads at night or put food on the table. You can find them at Christmas advertising on CL or BP just to give their kids or family a Christmas. Those of us here for awhile know providers like this because they disappear on 12-26 never to be seen or heard from again or at least til next Christmas.

Then there are those that are being human trafficked. Sorry I get a feeling this is going on and I turn around and leave.

Really depends on the situation on how you should feel about it.

Just my 2 cents.

I agree with 90% of your opinion. The only difference we have is that you are a little more sympathetic toward the providers. Most providers out there do this for themselves, habits, drugs, laziness, ect. And then out of those girls, some of them rip guys off, promise services that arent fulfilled after the John pays, cancel appointments ect ect. And just for the record, I never said victimless CRIME, I said victimless SITUATION. I'm not argueing your response because for the most part, we agree. Trust me, the providers don't care how we make our money, how we pay our pills or how we work overtime so the wife can get her nails done. They are making a choice on how to support themselves, then so be it. There are also girls out there being 'forced'to do it, yet instead of walking away, they continue to be 'forced' into the lifestyle. Most likely due to drugs that they are 'choosing' to do. Then there are a small percentage who are sex slaves and underage. Those are the ones I feel for, not the prior. And when I said the smart ones are the ones who get out sooner than later, I was referring to girls who have already made the personal choice to fuck random men for cash. Be safe everybody!

Hi All,

So I haven't yet taken the plunge but I really would like to. I've been doing alot of research and I was planning to see Summer K but due to my schedule we haven't been able to connect. I am looking for something of a GFE who truly enjoys sex, and would be open to BBBJ, DATY, FIV, DFK. If you have any recommendations I would be willing to consider. Baby Bunny was also on my radar.

- Kali.

[QUOTE=Kalideascope;2735053]Hi All,

So I haven't yet taken the plunge but I really would like to. I've been doing alot of research and I was planning to see Summer K but due to my schedule we haven't been able to connect. I am looking for something of a GFE who truly enjoys sex, and would be open to BBBJ, DATY, FIV, DFK. If you have any recommendations I would be willing to consider. Baby Bunny was also on my radar.

- Kali.[/QUOTE]You picked two nice ones. Either one would be a good way to get the ball rolling.

[QUOTE=Kalideascope;2735053]Hi All,

So I haven't yet taken the plunge but I really would like to. I've been doing alot of research and I was planning to see Summer K but due to my schedule we haven't been able to connect. I am looking for something of a GFE who truly enjoys sex, and would be open to BBBJ, DATY, FIV, DFK. If you have any recommendations I would be willing to consider. Baby Bunny was also on my radar.

- Kali.[/QUOTE]BB doesn't allow BBBJ, daty, or dfk. Otherwise fun.

[QUOTE=Kalideascope;2735053]Hi All,

So I haven't yet taken the plunge but I really would like to. I've been doing alot of research and I was planning to see Summer K but due to my schedule we haven't been able to connect. I am looking for something of a GFE who truly enjoys sex, and would be open to BBBJ, DATY, FIV, DFK. If you have any recommendations I would be willing to consider. Baby Bunny was also on my radar.

- Kali.[/QUOTE]I'd wait for Summer Knight. Smoking hot body and meets all of your criteria.