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Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.

[QUOTE=DVelvet69;5187654]WTF?!?

So this chick thinks because she's cute and has that crazy bush that it somehow justifies those batshit crazy rates? LOL!

Something tells me you'd be better just watching Pornhub while jerking off on a Chia-Pet.[/QUOTE]

LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

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Am I missing something?

Looks like I'm going to be in Rolla for a week. Anyone know who swallows in the area?

Your money would be better spent here even if she was real.

She is in town till tomorrow and she is worth the 250 for an hour.

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[QUOTE=SirChuck;5188132]LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

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Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SirChuck;5188132]LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

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Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.

[QUOTE=GfmHobby;5187811]You're correct. And she was upfront about it.[/QUOTE]Was it weird? Did she keep her bra on? Is it worth a go?

[QUOTE=Dalton425;5188479]LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.[/QUOTE]Then asks if you are done yet and to hurry up already.

[QUOTE=Dalton425;5188479]LOL! She probably only offers covered handjobs using rubber gloves while wearing a mask.[/QUOTE]Who remembers the Asian student from about 5 years ago? Think she had some guy booking appointments, and she wanted nothing to do with it. Massage was in her apartment by Ikea. If you tried to touch her she jumped back like she was dodging a stabbing. Hand job was with a blue latex glove.

[QUOTE=SirChuck;5188114]Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.[/QUOTE]Great reply as you definitely did the math. With her, I'm thinking she spends more time growing her Bush than doing the math although that's not necessarily a bad thing, at least IMHO!

So, I've been going through some really old folders and emails, and came across this one. Does anyone know what happened to Jaylynn? Haven't seen her post in years, but she was always a favorite.

[QUOTE=SirChuck;5188114]Ok. On the surface her prices are outrageous. LOL. However, her yearly $100,000. Rate I'm assuming is a 24/7 type arrangement? Maybe she moves in or is hoping to travel around the world? Which actually equates to $273.97 a day / night which is a much better deal then 2,000 an hour. So, if I won the lottery for a couple hundred million? LOL. I'd consider her 100,000. Annual salary? However, I'd insist that she trims down the 1970's Bush and shave the pits completely? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her menu is whatever the fuck you can think of. She is cheaper then getting married and doesn't have your balls and check book in her hand while she says no to sex. So, if I win the lottery for hundreds of millions sign me up.[/QUOTE]Yes, but you are operating under the HUGE assumption that she is actually going honor that agreement and spend an "entire year" of her life with some stranger once she has their 100 grand! Let's face it, it is not exactly like someone is going to drag her ass into court for stiffing them if she decides to bail a month or two into it-and I highly doubt she is going to agree to let a guy pay her "after" a year has passed in case they try to get out of paying her!

Granted she could be totally sincere and legit about her 1 year offer, but we are in fact talking about a "hooker" and you have NO recourse of action against her if she disappears in the middle of the night while you are asleep and fly's back home.

Just my take on it-now someone just needs to win Powerball to test your theory, LOL.

Stay safe my friend!

Just wanted to give a heads up. I saw this little spinner for a car date Sunday night. Then this am at 1 received an unsolicited text from her. It only said hey, but if there are guys with snoopy people in their lives it may cause an issue.

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I can forgive the last message from her stating she's outside since we were texting, but damn she could cause issues for some.

[QUOTE=Bd6305;5189455]Just wanted to give a heads up. I saw this little spinner for a car date Sunday night. Then this am at 1 received an unsolicited text from her. It only said hey, but if there are guys with snoopy people in their lives it may cause an issue.

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I can forgive the last message from her stating she's outside since we were texting, but damn she could cause issues for some.[/QUOTE]A provider after months randomly texted me her new number and a pic at 11:50 pm. Oh, and it was a group text with 6 other freaking numbers.

[QUOTE=SirChuck;5188132]LOL. This one is hot as fuck but what the fuck is she offering? The wife experience? I'd typically say this is fake as fuck. All I see is No, No, No, No, and NO? So, she might be legit?

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Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]Seen her post randomly a couple times this past year usually like 12-5 am and her post is always gone the next day. Didn't see anything with this number, but a prior search showed up listings from Chicago, Schaumburg, Rockford, Champaign, Peoria, Kansas City, Indianapolis and a couple good reviews besides the issue tanning her butt cheeks. Would have tried this time, but have been dealing with a crippling back injury the past few weeks, so I still don't know. I only remember coming across her listings because ya she does look TGTBT hot as fuck.

[QUOTE=QueNine;5189038]Who remembers the Asian student from about 5 years ago? Think she had some guy booking appointments, and she wanted nothing to do with it. Massage was in her apartment by Ikea. If you tried to touch her she jumped back like she was dodging a stabbing. Hand job was with a blue latex glove.[/QUOTE]I believe this was Vera. I remember seeing a cute Asian going back to around 2015 who fits that description. Place I saw her though was almost like an old storeroom with bright lighting, however it was in that IKEA area. Terrible atmosphere and even worse level of service. I chuckled when you mentioned her reaction to touch and wearing the gloves because that's exactly what I remember. Unpleasant personality to go along with it. And one of the only times I've left a session early. She didn't last long for obvious reasons.

Thanks for bringing her up though. It's fun to reminisce and laugh about some of the bad experiences, and makes me appreciate the several really great ones that I see now.