Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jl104;5136147]How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?[/QUOTE]I think this pandemic is fake af. I wear the mask out of courtesy, but I don't believe it protects anyone's health. As for places that are open, there are some places in Torrance that are covertly open.

[QUOTE=Stickens;5135882]Can't find an address, someone on the westside want to TOFTT?

[URL]https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/culver-city/9794200.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Was able to text them and sent you a PM.

[QUOTE=Jl104;5136147]How's everyone faring these days? It seems all my past usual joints are either not picking up the phone or just straight up closed for now in the Ktown-ish area.

Even if they were open are you guys still chancing it out there? I'm getting a bit restless but at the same time I guess its better that I don't get out there too much?[/QUOTE]Being in lockdown for nearly a year now is quite demoralizing. Some AMPs seem to be operating UTR but I guess it's harder now to gauge what talent is still available. Kinda bummed out I didn't get a MMS's personal number because when I called an AMP a few weeks ago and it just went to voicemail.

[QUOTE=GG1234;5136211]I think this pandemic is fake af. I wear the mask out of courtesy, but I don't believe it protects anyone's health. As for places that are open, there are some places in Torrance that are covertly open.[/QUOTE]"I think this pandemic is fake af. ".

I'll tell my buds on the hospital front line that they are being played. Thanks for the intel.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5136206]I am kind of disappointed in these MPs. They could be hosting sub rosa and caveat monger on the rona. But the whole crew is superstitious AF and think that by closing shut and depriving mongers of much needed fingers up the ass, somehow they are flattening the curve. Nonsense. All they are doing is causing backlogs that will ripple through the systems forever.

It is so bad, I am thinking of dropping a load up mary's ass at chen's.[/QUOTE]Usually you give me a chuckle, but allow me, once again, to mention: The longterm effects of COVID are still being discovered, the virus is mutating, and the vaccine will take ten years to roll out at the current distribution rate. ICU's are at capacity (which by the way think about that: they don't give you an ICU bed cuz of the view), and hospital workers are on an "All hands on deck" status. If anyone here was working in that situation, I'd be very surprised if they shared new ways to make their job even more insane.

Please, be patient and stay safe. It's sadly not just about the monger, but those who are literally putting their lives on the line to end this.

[QUOTE=CodyMax33;5136589]Was able to text them and sent you a PM.[/QUOTE]Appreciate ya! Looked on r*maps, and it seems like YMMV.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5137129]Usually you give me a chuckle, but allow me, once again, to mention: The longterm effects of COVID are still being discovered, the virus is mutating, and the vaccine will take ten years to roll out at the current distribution rate. ICU's are at capacity (which by the way think about that: they don't give you an ICU bed cuz of the view), and hospital workers are on an "All hands on deck" status. If anyone here was working in that situation, I'd be very surprised if they shared new ways to make their job even more insane.

Please, be patient and stay safe. It's sadly not just about the monger, but those who are literally putting their lives on the line to end this.[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. The ICU situation now is awful- and getting worse. Burnout with hospital staff has become a problem too. We are living through a very dark period, one that will likely get worse before it gets better.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-12-30/california-hits-new-one-day-covid-19-death-record-442

[QUOTE=Stickens;5135882]Can't find an address, someone on the westside want to TOFTT?

[URL]https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/culver-city/9794200.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I think I went to this one about 2/3 weeks ago. If it's the one on Jefferson by the Shakeys I don't recommend. To go in is. 4 and then the girl tried to get more than the standard for substandard job. Nothing special here. On the way out I saw them just chilling on the couch watching tv in the back room while washing their clothes.

Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.

[QUOTE=DickGrayson101;5138122]Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.[/QUOTE]Anahita is not bad if you like a somewhat fat sweaty Persian girl with a face only a mother could love on pay day. She will get in your shit and enjoys the sweat.

There was a house in Northridge by Tampa and Parthenia that had a nuru bed and not tub.

Do not do any girl on Eros massage offering tantra, they are scams.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5136206].It is so bad, I am thinking of dropping a load up mary's ass at chen's.[/QUOTE]I have traveled far and wide. My neighbors across the street walked out of their house with masks on and got in to their car.

It is bizarre here. First thing I noticed is that the news is completely inaccurate. 2 doctors appointments, me had, in two days, no sweat. Rave undergrounds in SFV and South Central. Driving speed limits 20 or more miles faster than drivers older than 40. Driving donoughts thru intersections with 20 car back up crowds.

Word is out. Inept global government. Even locals are like the leadership here is crazy- like opening hell's gate.

Mary has the tightest vagina on earth. The pussy is a snap back pussy pussy. It is like a dream come true. At first, first visit, I couldn't barely get a third into the pushy. She gave up the ass quickly, and the dick ran deep.

Second visit she got a heads up. She drank some cognac and was like fire. I get it, she's as old as my mom, but her eyes were done with pink, blue and sparkles. I was like funky! She was all giggly and happy with a glow.

Threw away the mask and got back to Jenny 1. 0. Marked out with the two tatty surprise. On her knees she was sucking me, then took off her pants and went around the world. 69. Saw the visitor sign-in sheet.

Her pushy hair is like a; heart. 69 is mighty fine, less toothy than before.

Pussy is the tightest in the world. When she relaxes it is a grand ole treat.

She loves her anal. My donkey duck ran deep.

We both left the place on cloud 9.

In the right light and a jovial spirit, she was hot as fuck.

Whats the line up like? Type Asians / K / Latina etc? Any other info, is it FS?

[QUOTE=Jlh03;5137997]I think I went to this one about 2/3 weeks ago. If it's the one on Jefferson by the Shakeys I don't recommend. To go in is. 4 and then the girl tried to get more than the standard for substandard job. Nothing special here. On the way out I saw them just chilling on the couch watching tv in the back room while washing their clothes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CodyMax33;5138747]Whats the line up like? Type Asians / K / Latina etc? Any other info, is it FS?[/QUOTE]Didn't show me a line up, girl that I was there said she was Korean. She looked like 28 ish with an ok body. Rooms don't go all the way up so there are pipes and you can hear everything. That's probably why she wanted to be quiet. Def FS but it's mediocre at best. Not sure what else you want to know.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5138720]I have traveled far and wide. My neighbors across the street walked out of their house with masks on and got in to their car.

It is bizarre here. First thing I noticed is that the news is completely inaccurate. 2 doctors appointments, me had, in two days, no sweat. Rave undergrounds in SFV and South Central. Driving speed limits 20 or more miles faster than drivers older than 40. Driving donoughts thru intersections with 20 car back up crowds.

Word is out. Inept global government. Even locals are like the leadership here is crazy- like opening hell's gate.

Mary has the tightest vagina on earth. The pussy is a snap back pussy pussy. It is like a dream come true. At first, first visit, I couldn't barely get a third into the pushy. She gave up the ass quickly, and the dick ran deep.

Second visit she got a heads up. She drank some cognac and was like fire. I get it, she's as old as my mom, but her eyes were done with pink, blue and sparkles. I was like funky! She was all giggly and happy with a glow.

Threw away the mask and got back to Jenny 1. 0. Marked out with the two tatty surprise. On her knees she was sucking me, then took off her pants and went around the world. 69. Saw the visitor sign-in sheet.
[/QUOTE]He hit all three here, drunk, disjointed, and dysfunctional.

[QUOTE=DickGrayson101;5138122]Aside from the infamous Temple of Bl1 ss, is there any provider out there who goes under the "tantra" title that offers a legit nuru and HJ? I've seen Nikki Je at and in Pasadena and her various "priesteses" seem to be more inclined to say they offer a nuru and "lingam massage". Can anyone verify them or have anything good to say on their "temple"? I know the northridge spot is bullshit and all the girls there are retarded. And there is an independent chick named An at hita who seems to offer a legit Nuru and possibly more if she likes you. But her only reviews are of "screenshots" from "clients" on twitter and self written shit on her website. Anyone have any legit Nuru providers? TIA.[/QUOTE]Those college girls in Northridge are a waste of money for a non-contact tantra ceremony and a minimal back rubdown.

Nickie Jean and her crew offer a body slide as part of their ceremonies for an up charge. But it's not true Nuru and doesn't last nearly long enough. But the rest of their service is as advertised.

I saw Pamela B. A few times when she was in Van Nuys. Awesome Nuru, but she got progressively more crazy as time went by. I no longer have her contact info. Don't even know if she's still in the business.

With as much kink as there is in L. A. , you would think this should be easy to find. Milking tables are also as rare as white whales.