Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Phuqued]My opinion..... The "white envelope" keeps everything "honest". I never barter or accept freebies. I have done favors for providers, but I always leave the envelope, and the favor isn't attached to any reciprocal favor.....[/QUOTE]
Phuqued's statement above says it all! I seldom encounter the "perfect" statement, but this def makes it on my can-count-them-on-the-fingers-of-one-hand short list of them.

If there were a set of "the Operating Principals of Dating AMPS/Escorts 101", by far, this is a MUST as being #1.

Further, am aware of a mongerer, as we speak, trying to get a provider to be "exclusive" for him.....to quote Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (when she went back, with her big $$$$ purchase, to the expensive-boutique people who treated her like a tramp): "big mistake, big HUGE mistake".

Regards,
HD

Please don't do.

It's never good to mix business with pleasure.

[QU
These girls lead complicated lives. You will most likely not be all that happy when you find out where she lives, how she lives, with whom she lives, where she came from and where she is going.

. The bottom line on one of these relationships was that I discovered hidden video cameras in the place she brought me for one of our afternoon trysts...and then I saw the VCR on 'record.' Long story short, this girl, who I'd known and dated for quite some time, was setting me up for blackmail.

Good luck sorting this out![/QUOTE]

These woman do live crazy lives and I have learned to stay out of their problematic lives. I can read people well. i see the woman's beat up car that parks near the establishement. YOu can read her life. If she can get $ out of you she will. Not all providers have hidden adjendas but most do. The camera setup reminds me of some celebrety folks were where set up for $. One was Frank Gifford (older retired football player). He denied it till the evidence video came out.

one provider had her son in the NEXT room watching TV while she entertained me. I got introduced to him afterwards . then she adked me to write a check for her untilities etc for her instead of cash so it was sort of like I was her boyfriend. Real weird. I gave her cash like I always do. i noticed my license plate # written down on a a pad of paper in her den. I took it with me . I never returned. Very strange. this is why I park a bit from all provider places.

Steve

[QUOTE=Mhhertz69]Words of wisdom: you can cheat on your wife, but never ever cheat on your girlfriend. Ingrain this into your head before you ever decide to get into an extramarital affair.[/QUOTE]


In my life my wife plays with my girlfriend and my girlfriend plays with my wife's girlfriend but I am not allowed to play with her girlfriend. Off to find a new girl friend with my girlfriend tonight. Of course with all this free legal sex going on I have not had time to monger and post reviews.

Well, Dave, I can well see why your first name on this board is "Happy," as happy you must be!

[QUOTE=HappyDave]In my life my wife plays with my girlfriend and my girlfriend plays with my wife's girlfriend but I am not allowed to play with her girlfriend. Off to find a new girl friend with my girlfriend tonight. Of course with all this free legal sex going on I have not had time to monger and post reviews.[/QUOTE]

I went to Lavender this week to check out the action in the post-Amy era. First, it turns out that she returned to China and therefore will not be back to Somerville. This is a shame because after only 3 visits she was on the fast track to becoming my all time fav AMP girl. She was pretty enough, knew how to provide a great massage--and, well, I digress {Sigh}

Amy's replacement is a cute young lady whose name I could not quite discern, but something along the lines of "Me Show." She has notable massage training, really knows how to work out the knots. Allows very limited roaming as she provides the customary service. Paid the usual .6 to the house, .4 to her.

She is quick to acknowledge that she does not speak more than a few words of English. The good news about this is that she is unlikely to leave the room mid-session to answer the phone. {Yay!} I think she said she will be there for 8 weeks, which seems to be their standard rotation. Another lady was there but I didn't see her.

I will return.

[QUOTE=HappyDave]In my life my wife plays with my girlfriend and my girlfriend plays with my wife's girlfriend but I am not allowed to play with her girlfriend. Off to find a new girl friend with my girlfriend tonight. Of course with all this free legal sex going on I have not had time to monger and post reviews.[/QUOTE]

This must be the reason that Dave is happy and I am phuqued.

(or I probably just phuqued myself, like in the Jimmy Buffett song.)

I called Spa A this afternoon to attempt to make an appointment with Brittany, but she only had a 30 minute slot, and Gina wasn't working today. I haven't ever had a 30 minute session anywhere. What is the tip for 30 minutes @ Spa A? The same as for 60 minutes?

(Makes me wonder how many actual minutes of my life that I have spent in massage parlors, brothels, incalls, outcalls, etc. Life is good.)

All this talk about Leeza being part of the IBTC had me second guessing myself. I hadn't been in a while, but didn't recall her being an IBTC member. Plus, all the talk about her technique had me craving another session, so off I went.

I opted for 1 time and started on my stomach. Technique is outstanding as usual, and I was glad I made the choice to visit. On the flip, realized, she was looking better than past visits, and not bad for 50 yrs old. I roamed and thought to myself, she is definitely not IBTC material. But, in an effort to provide a complete, thorough and accurate report for the board, I asked for the measurements: 36C.

As usual, I had a great experience. She has world class technique and a great attitude...but definitely not IBTC material.

Sawl all these posts and decided to chime in.

If you are single only person going to get hurt is yourself. So just decide if you want to risk your heart and you can stand what goes on when your at work or not around. I am single and personally I wouldn't sign up for that type of heartache or drama. Usually what drives these girls to do what they currently do is usually a substance abuse problem or a need money situation. I wouldn't willingly bring any problems like that into my life. I let things get a little too close with a provider from an asian place last summer. She called me a couple of times to do a few things for her and I helped her. I have a monger phone and luckily thats the only contact info she had for me. The stuff she asked me for involved me going to her and helping out and the looks I got in the area made me nervous and reminded me that I was a customer and any chance to change that was not going to happen.

[QUOTE=Erokejs]realized, she was looking better than past visits..[/QUOTE]
Not that she is/was fat by any means but I think she has lost a little weight since I first started seeing her. Pretty, older lady and agree: not a candidate for the IBTC.

Cheers!

My regulars were booked today so I went with plan B. Had not been south in a while and I decided it was time for a return trip. Went to OS and nothing has changed. In fact I had the best session ever with BeB. GFE, dfk, BBBJ. This lady was charged up and had a great body to offer. No talk about the menu or prices just got a fair table shower and a fantastic full hour. I couldn't ask for better. About 30 years old, nice natural c's and a body like and hour glass. One narrow tramp stamp and decent english. She is there about another week and then back to the left coast. She was surprized I knew the routine. Relaxed after, no rush, awwww so sweet.

I love the locals, but for attitude and value, everyone so happy and appreciative, RI has it all over the girls for the north. I will repeat.

Read the forum, and it's my .02 that one never gets involved with a provider. They will only USE you and suck you drive for money and favors. Someone I know married one to keep her here in this country and she has since left him and is running around the country, most likely doing the same thing to other guys. Remember it's only for the hour or two, and it's just a business transaction like any other.

Rainbow Health Center

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Saw their ad on CL and checked this place out a week ago. location 677 Mass Ave, Arlington (google shows that address previously was Forever Young). I tried to get the advertised 2 hour special body rub/foot massage for 80, but after the hour was up, the therapist said she would only do 1-1/2 hour, that next time could have the 2 hr special. there was a slight language barrier, so I didn't press the issue.

The massage was good, strictly therapeutic and legit. No HE whatsoever.

would consider repeat if I could get the 2 hour deal, as I do enjoy foot massage.

Damage .75

Ya know, I heard that once from the receptionist but never followed up on cost or whether they had a pass for 30 minute visits. It would tough for them to short on time. I would think you would only subtract a hamilton for the lack of a massage.

[QUOTE=Phuqued]I called Spa A this afternoon to attempt to make an appointment with Brittany, but she only had a 30 minute slot, and Gina wasn't working today. I haven't ever had a 30 minute session anywhere. What is the tip for 30 minutes @ Spa A? The same as for 60 minutes?

(Makes me wonder how many actual minutes of my life that I have spent in massage parlors, brothels, incalls, outcalls, etc. Life is good.)[/QUOTE]