Massage Parlor Reports

Compared with some of the superb masseuses that I have had there in the past this last session was a little bit meh. When I called in to ask who was available I was told Joanne, a name I had not heard before, happy and a third person, I didn't catch the name. I should have went with third person, as happy, adorably kookie as she is, can't rub worth a damn, and if whom I saw walking out was the third person I really missed out. Nonetheless, I had a session with Joanne, who despite not really knowing what she was doing at least put in an effort. Somewhere in between an actual therapeutic massage and someone who just goes up there and covers you in oil and goes through the motions. She is short, easily past 40, with not much going to her name, no t&a and not pretty, though 20 years ago she may have been cute. I pay the normal house fee and lay down on the table shower for a perfunctory cleaning, nothing special but she did flirt a little bit. The massage was lame, and the finish was just okay, par for the course at Castle. 80 + 45. They can't all be winners now can they?

Went to Blue for lunch time visit today, drew Emmy a 40-50 yo petite thin lady.

A bit cold on the personality side to start with and checked her phone at least 4 times during my time there.

She did provide a very good actual massage that worked out several kinks in the neck and back.

No music piped into the room so heard a guy in the hallway saying he did not have the tip amount on him and wanted to leave and come back later.

Two employees were very upset and were yelling at him in broken English. This went on for like 10 minutes and finally he pushes the ladies out of the way to get out the side door, they chased him outside and could still hear them yelling at him.

Emmy finally got the music going at a very loud volume to drown out the bickering.

Standard handshake at the end with shirt off. Nicest natural C's that I have seen in a long time. Made sure they were real LOL.

She said she's from Taiwan and it was here first day at the SPA, and looking for a permanent place to call home for a while, so far she likes the location with easy access to stores and transportation.

I'll try again as I get the feeling more fun is possible with this one.

[QUOTE=RollingStoned;7410882]I know he's banned and whatnot, but one of his low key recommendations became an all time fave for me. Just wondering if you're out there, Chad PM me. Sorry if this post violates terms.[/QUOTE]Please don't ask that guy to come back in. Seriously! WTF!

[QUOTE=LuckyCT;7411322]Please don't ask that guy to come back in. Seriously! WTF![/QUOTE]Lmao my bad bro. I just want him to DM me, not the other BS.

He's actually posting on another state forum that I monitored since I travel there for business. Same old type of posting and exact wording he is known for to use. Only a matter of time before he gets kicked again there LOL.

[QUOTE=RollingStoned;7411390]Lmao my bad bro. I just want him to DM me, not the other BS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuckyCT;7411322]Please don't ask that guy to come back in. Seriously! WTF![/QUOTE]God, no, never again.

[QUOTE=Crutches;7408377]Did you put a review up, I can't seem to find it?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Dude I completely forgot I'll try to get one up before the beginning of the week. That chick was shaped like a potato! LOL.

LOL, don't mind the bad looks as long as she can deliver a good experience.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheBBCMonger860;7414815]Dude I completely forgot I'll try to get one up before the beginning of the week. That chick was shaped like a potato! LOL.[/QUOTE]

Looks like Sherri has moved on from Tai Chi. When I asked for her, I was told she's on vacation with no indication that she might be back. There's Emily and Ayla, I have seen them both a couple of times. Massage was maybe a 3/10 compared to Sherri and they ruin the experience on the flip by haggling right from the beginning, being uninterested and barely allowing any roaming even after agreeing to it. That's enough for me not to go back.

[QUOTE=BLorenzo651;7415401]Looks like Sherri has moved on from Tai Chi. When I asked for her, I was told she's on vacation with no indication that she might be back. There's Emily and Ayla, I have seen them both a couple of times. Massage was maybe a 3/10 compared to Sherri and they ruin the experience on the flip by haggling right from the beginning, being uninterested and barely allowing any roaming even after agreeing to it. That's enough for me not to go back.[/QUOTE]Was anybody ever able to get Sheri to do FS? Even a BBBJ? Lot's of Mongers have seen her but I don't remember anyone reporting other than L1 service.

[QUOTE=CliftonHanger;7415628]Was anybody ever able to get Sheri to do FS? Even a BBBJ? Lot's of Mongers have seen her but I don't remember anyone reporting other than L1 service.[/QUOTE]I don't think anything more than L1 was offered. Her massage skills and the lead up to the finish phenomenal though. She would put in the effort and wanted to please unlike the others that are left there.

[QUOTE=PeckerPete13;7407579]Honestly the curtain isn't that bad, some places have doors that don't always close so at least the curtain blocks the view. I went to Paradise today and as soon as the massage started someone else came in and was put into the room next to me, 20 minutes later another guy came in. Pretty busy afternoon. 2 chicks, late 20's, early 30's. Massage was good, she spent a lot of time on my legs, specifically my ass and inner thighs. She also did a great job massaging the groin muscles which got me rock hard. She had me flip and was like "wow, big". She offered HG for. 5, CBJ 1. BBBJ 1. 5, she said yes to fuck .....[/QUOTE]So I decided to take a drive and check this place out. First of all, this place definitely is going to get shut down. A friggn daycare in the same plaza! I drive by 30 toddlers out for a walk as I pulled in.

Anyway, yeah rhe curtain isn't that bad, it runs along the outside of the "door" like a window curtain as opposed to just in the doorway like a shower curtain. And the massage is above average. Not a lot of direct teasing, but a lot of thigh and butt massage. I feel the places that offer more than level 1 don't touch you too much during the massage because oil and latex don't mix. Or maybe I'm making that up.

I didn't get her name because I'm terrible at asking and remembering. She was Asian 40. Which means somewhere between 30 and 50. Very thin. Fake c cups that don't hang very well when outside the bra.

Anyway, on the flip I ended up getting nickel and dimed so much I should actually called it half and silver collared. She gave me the same prices as the other reviewer. I said a HJ is fine, but do you take off clothes and can I touch? She wants 100 for that. I said 80. She gave me a look. I said bottoms off too and we agreed on 100. Which I thought was too much but I don't enjoy haggling at that moment. Anyway, I'm roaming around and towards the end, I give a little FIV action. Her hairy, dry, V. As I'm getting myself together and leaving her the bill, she asks for another 20 because I touched her snooch. I give her a look and dropped another 20. Bye. I'll never be back.

Other notes:

No table shower.

The floor is like a marble tile and it made cold imo. My feet were frozen after walking on it for 2 min getting ready.

I flew into Bradley a couple nights ago and decided to find somewhere to stop on the drive home to western MA. I called Oasis and they were free so I went for my first visit. Jenny met me at the door- she was a friendly granny. Maybe 50? Pleasant woman.

This was one of the strangest experiences I've had at an AMP. She has to have been doing this a while, but if you told me this was her first day and they told her to just push on my muscles for a while I'd believe you. But it felt like she was trying so it worked? She walked on my back with the ceiling pole- again, no real skills, just kind of walking around? She spent a lot of time waist up (I booked an hour) and actually didn't massage my lower half at all, which I thought was off, but did do a soft tease for a while which was nice.

On the flip she sat on the table facing me. Like she was straddling me but then slid back to sit on the table. As she gave my the 2 handed stroke, she bounced up and down in time with her hands, I assume to simulate sex, but she was just kind of slamming into my balls. Again, it was like she was making the whole session up on the fly, and it shouldn't have worked but it did.

After cleanup she said "more massage" and gave me a really nice head massage, then massaged the top of my legs, and then fucked with my feet forever. Not massaged. Fucked with. Like rubbed them in weird spots and slapped them and did the finger snap thing on my toes. Multiple times. She game me a hug on the way out.

I don't think there was anyone else there when I arrived, but there were a lot of mongers coming in during my session, and I heard at least 2 other woman, so I'll assume this place is pretty popular.

7 to the house.

I was just wondering what websites anyone would recommend me in general for AMPs or massage places that offer a little more. I know about Rub maps and that being very popular but would anyone recommend rub rankings? Or if there's anything else out there that really works please let me know. Please and thank you.

[QUOTE=TheFacility;7419864]I was just wondering what websites anyone would recommend me in general for AMPs or massage places that offer a little more. I know about Rub maps and that being very popular but would anyone recommend rub rankings? Or if there's anything else out there that really works please let me know. Please and thank you.[/QUOTE]This site & Rubmaps as you know can be helpful. I have personally never found rub rankings to be helpful. Perhaps, I just don't know my way around, but most of the posters seem too good to be true. I am curious as you are. Especially since there are spas that I have never heard anyone mention.