Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya;1615885]The VA has a police force and they are federal officers but they have nothing to do with local law or ICE.[/QUOTE]I read that to be Virginia, not Veterans Administration. Just curious, which was it?

[QUOTE=MdesGator;1615894]I read that to be Virginia, not Veterans Administration. Just curious, which was it?[/QUOTE]It was Virginia.

Last weekend I stopped by Hana spa near Ellicott Citt. My knowledge of Korean language and culture is probably not even rudimentary. I thought "Hana" meant "first" or "number 1", but apparently it means "grandmother". I made an excuse about being called back to work for an emergency and left.

Check your mailbox. I sent a PM.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1615851]My first trip there, it was very odd, mainly because the gal did not like it there.

If anyone has experience there, could you PM me to compare notes? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lingham;1616163]Last weekend I stopped by Hana spa near Ellicott Citt. My knowledge of Korean language and culture is probably not even rudimentary. I thought "Hana" meant "first" or "number 1", but apparently it means "grandmother". I made an excuse about being called back to work for an emergency and left.[/QUOTE]I think it should be renamed Halmonie and during once experience not there I swore I got a Halabeoji

[QUOTE=Winefan;1616534]Check your mailbox. I sent a PM.[/QUOTE]Clear your mailbox. Looks like nothing can come or go.

Why bother? Going to a parlor and paying for the table shower and message when you can look on eros and get the a message and pussy in a nice hotel room on a bed. I use to go the Shahatsu but I got tired of the begging for more money. The best you are going to get is maybe a BBBJ and only her sucking the head of you dick. If you are really lucky you might get one that will give you a rim job. I have had both from a escort service and parlor. The best parlor to me is the GP in Elkridge. BBBJ only the tip of you dick though. No CIM but you will get a rim job.

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;1617378]Why bother? Going to a parlor and paying for the table shower and message when you can look on eros and get the a message and pussy in a nice hotel room on a bed. I use to go the Shahatsu but I got tired of the begging for more money. The best you are going to get is maybe a BBBJ and only her sucking the head of you dick. If you are really lucky you might get one that will give you a rim job. I have had both from a escort service and parlor. The best parlor to me is the GP in Elkridge. BBBJ only the tip of you dick though. No CIM but you will get a rim job.[/QUOTE]It is difficult to get a BBBJ, especially deep. You can still find that and more if you put in the effort.

Seniors that I've dealt with in the past can PM for more info. Bolobellgrande has a lot to learn.

*WOOF!

Finally I have found a FS spa outside of DC. I know I've read of others getting some, but I don't like driving that far north. When I stop at an AMP, it isbecause I need to nut and I'm near a decent one. On an urge, I met up with a new Chinese gal. She didn't want me to shower first. That was odd, but I wasn't funky either. Young body but a mid 30s face. She used a little too much teeth, but that seems common because of my cock size. Asians just can't usually open wide enough. So I have two regular spots now. FS with this chick. BBBJs from Kiara. Scheduling with her is a pain though. It would be better if she had an incall in a better area.

Seniors and other helpful posters can PM for a complete report.

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I visited JHH a few weeks back and had a great experience. Now I've been reading that it has been visited by LE lately. Has is become too hot to patronize now?

Also, from reading on this board and the other sites it seems like Silk has the youngest and most attractive providers but it is difficult and expensive to get extras from. I'm thinking of trying Kyoto but the location and reviews of providers in their 40s makes me hesitant.

Ok this report is a bit late, so apologize for that, but I had business in Baltimore last month and since I found that a certain spot next to the 7-11 was not open for business I went a wandering. This took me to try to jhh, which was not too hard to find and I appreciated the parking situation in the area. But, that's about where things end for me. I realize this is a popular spot. But. Wow this is pretty bare. Anyway, I am let in by a woman I am hoping is the MS, and shown to a run down room with a table with some paper on it and a pillow. I pay here hoping that my therapist will be. Well attractive. After told there's no TS, and I should get comfortable on the table to wait, I discover that my finger has just found a glob of gum with a long black hair. Yuck, I get up use the rest room to wash, and really should have just asked for my $ back and got the hell out. But I didn't. So what started badly kept going down hill, crappy massage, in fact even speaking Chinese could not get this therapist to find a work ethic. On the flip, again, I should have just cut my losses, but I didn't. Cheated myself really. Anyway, this rated as one of the low points in my adventures in AMP land, and really leads me to think its time to visit the apartments. Would not return without hearing this spot is over its troubles and offers a better quality services.

So before I checked this place out, I was on an AMP kick. So I saw Albertos Spa listed on backpage. Young and gorgeous girls. I went down to Highlandtown and scoped the place out. Seemed legit, so I parked. I was about to put money in the meter, and it said free two hour parking. Felt like my lucky day. I go upstairs to a strange set-up. It looks like a legit spa for ladies, but empty. I stand there for a couple seconds, and then the back door opens. A semi attractive old asian lady waves me in. I walk back and enter one of the rooms. I was really hoping she was the MS, but I was wrong. She starts with the massage, and it's not too bad. She does that "from the ceiling" thing where the provider stands on you. Not my cup of tea. The whole time, I was actually wishing that this was a legit massage place. For more details PM me. Stay away from this place. Nothing good is here. As I was walking out, I saw another provider. It literally looked like she stuck her fingers in an electrical socket. Her hair was standing straight up on her head. She had to be 45 years old as well. Again, stay away. If this place was ever talked about on the forum, I must have missed it. I will never be back. Ever.

[QUOTE=Monger83;1619040]So before I checked this place out, I was on an AMP kick. So I saw Albertos Spa listed on backpage. Young and gorgeous girls. I went down to Highlandtown and scoped the place out. Seemed legit, so I parked. I was about to put money in the meter, and it said free two hour parking. Felt like my lucky day. I go upstairs to a strange set-up. It looks like a legit spa for ladies, but empty. I stand there for a couple seconds, and then the back door opens. A semi attractive old asian lady waves me in. I walk back and enter one of the rooms. I was really hoping she was the MS, but I was wrong. She starts with the massage, and it's not too bad. She does that "from the ceiling" thing where the provider stands on you. Not my cup of tea. The whole time, I was actually wishing that this was a legit massage place. For more details PM me. Stay away from this place. Nothing good is here. As I was walking out, I saw another provider. It literally looked like she stuck her fingers in an electrical socket. Her hair was standing straight up on her head. She had to be 45 years old as well. Again, stay away. If this place was ever talked about on the forum, I must have missed it. I will never be back. Ever.[/QUOTE]I use to go there a couple of times a month, until the the young providers left and they got the real old providers. It's a shame how the place has gone down hill over the years.