Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;6972777]Between the extreme heat and preparing for a colonoscopy I have been out of the loop for a few weeks. I am happy to report that I am back in the saddle.

Ok this is only the 2nd "meh " experience at an Asian Spa. I won't be coming back here for $280.

Located in a very cool area of town I DID appreciate the adventure aspect of it but that's where it ends.

Buzzed in walked upstairs and was greeted by a girl later to be known as Sofia. I took off my shoes and got into the obligatory sandals and was walked to the room.

With cellphone translator in hand sofia told me there were only two girls available right now since the rest were occupied. I heard no other sounds from any of the rooms my entire time while going back and forth to the shower room. I said no problem just show me the other girl.

This is where it begins. In walks a MILF I would guess in her mid to late 30's. It showed on her face but she was very attractive. The thing is she came in with her head buried in her cellphone. Looked up once to say something to Sofia. Never motioned at me for anything. "ok " I even popped my head over her screen to see what she was looking at to be worth more than $280 cash. Results NOT MUCH typical internet shit " OK ". I got a vibe from her so I picked Sofia (very average looking 5'6 droopy butt). Eventhough she was babbling in Mandarin and I was to pick up on everything she said. Out the door goes the other girl STILL with head buried in cellphone. Goodbye $280 NEVER loved you.

So Sofia takes over and in we go into the shower room and she wasn't letting me control anything. I like to grab and peck on the cheeks at first to break the ice. Result distanced and cold. Bummer. So I lie down for the spritz then she puts TOOTHPASTE on my asshole. That was a first. I could have eaten something sweet for her if she just asked me to.

After the cleaning I try to instigate Whoopi in the shower room. No again yapping in Mandarin about shit.

Go back to Za Room and I start slurping on her VG and finally get her to relax. Turned her over and cleaned out her butt pipes all for a good 20 minutes WHILE SHE WAS TEXTING ON HER PHONE. She then barely licked my anus for a few minutes. A weak attempt that I was like whatever. I get on top afterwards to dry hump and attempt to DFK but NO DFK only little pecks while her face turned in disgust at every approach from right to left. 69 then a CIM in her mouth after a few minutes. No fucking. I tried to stop the BBBJ but she kept it going knowing I was going to pop. I forgot to rub one out last night so I couldn't hold it for more time.

She did a good CIM but the rest was just lazy ass service. With me you get ONE chance at $280 per hour. I love to pay no problem but any service below EXCELLENT for $280 is never again for me.

When I got dressed she asked me what I thought of the service and I mentioned the cell phone issue. Her response was she HAD to respond to this and that etc. Again not on my dime. She then offered to do another BJ but I was like Whatever she might try to charge me for it. She had those type of vibes. I just wanted to jet and be on my way.[/QUOTE]I totally hear what you are saying, at the 280+ GFE type of place, I would completely expect / assume that they would NOT be using their cell phone at any point at all, much less while you are being intimate and engaging. When you are engaging, she should be engaging with you.

Thai Rita has a truly real-girl vibe. She speaks English almost fluently, talks like a college girl.

She has a really pretty face with a hint of naughtiness. What I'm trying to say is, if I had met Rita at a bar or club, I would have 1) found her sexy and 2) sensed that she might be up for some fun, an adventurous type, maybe DTF.

Of course given that I met Rita HERE, in a brothel, I already know she is DTF, but what I"m saying is that it helps when the provider looks the part, and plays the part. I hope what I'm saying makes sense to readers, but if by chance it does not, please know that you are always welcome to send me a private message and I will reply as soon as I can. I"m here to give and take information so thank you in advance BTW.

So anyways moving on to the experience and details of service with Rita. She kissed me in a genuine and sweet way, and at that point it was nice to be so close to her pretty / seductive face. And then, the blow job, she is really good at giving head. It actually caught me by surprise this time, she is a legit contender for best BBBJ ever from a Thai girl in my experience. Tireless, patient, eye contact, variation. If you are a BBBJ guy, you could enjoy Rita for just the BBBJ, I almost did also.

However this time around I wanted to get some strokes in doggy style. I grabbed a condom that I had brought for this and enjoyed that as the finishing activity.

A friend told me that Rita is very popular these days. If that's the case, I definitely understand why.

Steamy 45 min with Lisa and Gigi at AustinBeautySpa.

A text from Lisa ignited my need to see her so I told her let's have fun and she can add anyone she wanted, if she wanted she responded "come baby" and confirmed she and Gigi were waiting for me.

The ladies brought me in, offered cherries, boiled peanuts and cold water then literally pulled me to the room.

Exceptional MILF vibe these two just decided to ruin me today. They started the 45 min session with dfk and bbj, removed my clothes, licked my nipples and off to a Shower packdd with previews. Bbj, rim, they put me between them and did the frontal B2 B slide, my cock rubbing Lisa's ass (very close to the PSE point) and at the same time soft soapy boobs on my back with a hand job from Gigi, almost guiding me to enter Lisa. It was so close, felt so good and super tempting, I was just getting harder and harder, I couldn't resist and ended up upgrading my experience with $100 PSE (with Lisa) and donated my first cup still in the shower.

I'm the room they kept the hot temp, they started with a script but that went out the window as soon as one of them went for daty on my face and the other one got assumed CG position and got it hard in front of the mirror. The view was mind blowing. Our bodies always touched each other throughout the session and even though they didn't really interact with each other like a porn shoot, it all felt good and natural.

I finished on the edge of the bed with these two gorgeous milfs looking up at me, milking me to the last drop.

Donation was 400/45, 2 pop.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;6972777]Between the extreme heat and preparing for a colonoscopy I have been out of the loop for a few weeks. I am happy to report that I am back in the saddle.

Ok this is only the 2nd "meh " experience at an Asian Spa. I won't be coming back here for $280.

Located in a very cool area of town I DID appreciate the adventure aspect of it but that's where it ends.

Buzzed in walked upstairs and was greeted by a girl later to be known as Sofia. I took off my shoes and got into the obligatory sandals and was walked to the room.

With cellphone translator in hand sofia told me there were only two girls available right now since the rest were occupied. I heard no other sounds from any of the rooms my entire time while going back and forth to the shower room. I said no problem just show me the other girl.

This is where it begins. In walks a MILF I would guess in her mid to late 30's. It showed on her face but she was very attractive. The thing is she came in with her head buried in her cellphone. Looked up once to say something to Sofia. Never motioned at me for anything. "ok " I even popped my head over her screen to see what she was looking at to be worth more than $280 cash. Results NOT MUCH typical internet shit " OK ". I got a vibe from her so I picked Sofia (very average looking 5'6 droopy butt). Eventhough she was babbling in Mandarin and I was to pick up on everything she said. Out the door goes the other girl STILL with head buried in cellphone. Goodbye $280 NEVER loved you.

So Sofia takes over and in we go into the shower room and she wasn't letting me control anything. I like to grab and peck on the cheeks at first to break the ice. Result distanced and cold. Bummer. So I lie down for the spritz then she puts TOOTHPASTE on my asshole. That was a first. I could have eaten something sweet for her if she just asked me to.

After the cleaning I try to instigate Whoopi in the shower room. No again yapping in Mandarin about shit.

Go back to Za Room and I start slurping on her VG and finally get her to relax. Turned her over and cleaned out her butt pipes all for a good 20 minutes WHILE SHE WAS TEXTING ON HER PHONE. She then barely licked my anus for a few minutes. A weak attempt that I was like whatever. I get on top afterwards to dry hump and attempt to DFK but NO DFK only little pecks while her face turned in disgust at every approach from right to left. 69 then a CIM in her mouth after a few minutes. No fucking. I tried to stop the BBBJ but she kept it going knowing I was going to pop. I forgot to rub one out last night so I couldn't hold it for more time.

She did a good CIM but the rest was just lazy ass service. With me you get ONE chance at $280 per hour. I love to pay no problem but any service below EXCELLENT for $280 is never again for me.

When I got dressed she asked me what I thought of the service and I mentioned the cell phone issue. Her response was she HAD to respond to this and that etc. Again not on my dime. She then offered to do another BJ but I was like Whatever she might try to charge me for it. She had those type of vibes. I just wanted to jet and be on my way.[/QUOTE]They've been doing the toothpaste routine for a couple of years now. Not just at that place.

[QUOTE=AnonCity;6974215]They've been doing the toothpaste routine for a couple of years now. Not just at that place.[/QUOTE]That is true. But as I understood this review, toothpaste routine was not his main complaint.

[QUOTE=AnonCity;6974215]They've been doing the toothpaste routine for a couple of years now. Not just at that place.[/QUOTE]That's cheating. I get off on seeing them gag on my cheese. LOL.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;6974560]That's cheating. I get off on seeing them gag on my cheese. LOL.[/QUOTE]That's the main reason! LOL!

[QUOTE=GifterMark;6974502]That is true. But as I understood this review, toothpaste routine was not his main complaint.[/QUOTE]Yep, I got that the main complaint was the cell phone use throughout the session. We pay for the time, we should get their full attention for that time period.

Saw kathy on the roster in x. PPS agreed Kathy would be a good fit and she was free when I needed it a natural babe that I've seen before in a double.

Kathy didn't walk in, she jumped into my arms with great enthusiasm and a soft dfk that got me semi hard, she recognized me and asked me in chinglish why it took me so long to come back.

$200, Clothes came off quick, a real nice pair of natural, perky C rack. I was came in loaded, I CIM within the first 10 minutes, she spit half the deposit in a paper towel with a smile. In the shower she accidentally blew me again, tossed my salad, during a nuru slid I was very close, very!! But I didn't go all in. Only a quick peek.

Kathy continued to adore the bell out of me in the room with a slower more sensual bbj, 69 and then after I sucked the life out her shaved little pussy we fucked CFS till I was ready for my second cup and this one busted all over her natural chest after a short Russian / bbj.

$200/45 plus a little extra for the clean up between the racks.

Daphne: 5 feet 4 medium build, OK face but something sexy about her it was hard to pin down. Long limbs, shaved.

Wow this visit was something else. I would have been happy with DFK and BBBJ today and she did those to me well, but in addition I was treated to a bare fuck-fest, deeper BBBJ plus uncovered Greek. 45 minutes was 200 and the upgrade was also 200. Not small money but a great deal for the experience I received.

She fucked me high-energy and had the flexibility and stamina to keep it really interesting. Same thing in Greek and that is when I couldn't contain my climax anymore.

BTW she seemed taller than she looks in the picture they posted on Twitter.

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[QUOTE=Sussma;6979773] plus uncovered Greek.[/QUOTE].

One part of me wants to return to ABS but the other part is telling me to run in the opposite direction! Literally " Holy S%T " You don't read about BB anal too often even on ISG Intl.

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One part of me wants to return to ABS but the other part is telling me to run in the opposite direction! Literally " Holy S%T " You don't read about BB anal too often even on ISG Intl.[/QUOTE]I do hear you there. It's pretty rare.

Always a good session here so I keep coming back, coco was busy again, looking back I should have kept her my little secret for a little longer. Haven't seen her in a while now. Mms responded that a new girl is here and needs my training. LOL.

Not a min goes by and Linda showed her pretty face. A total babe, tall, slender, almond eyes, pretty face and a sexy, curvy body. Linda had on a light blue set that made me want to rip it off of her, she smelled so good and fresh that's always a huge turn on. We gently attack each other with passionate and mutual touching, I spent much time in her natural little tits sucking and kissing her perfectly sized nipples.

We settle and After she returned we resume, she was wet so I daty her with my clothes still on. I couldn't keep my hands off of her, embarrassing a little actually!!

I turned her around to face away from me and gently removed her outfit to reveal a beautiful natural chest and a good bouncy ass.

Off to shower before we cross the point of not return. She does her thing and once soap washes off she got closer for some standing B2 B, P2 P, Some bbj, one finger fiv and we go back to the room. Immediately into 69, balls deep bbj, DT no problem. Her English is good, we hardly talk but she moans plenty.

It was time for the cover and sideways mish to start. Our bodies were insync, she was loving mish but I needed more we switch a few more times to include CG and k9. Her body was impeccable in K9 great ass, small waist I held on for dear life and enjoyed every stroke. Finished with CIM after a perfect creamy K9. The way she was clenching the sheets was a huge turn on. I didn't feel at any point that I was rushed or that she wasn't engaged and present, she was present and gave me a good session.

Rarely come to this place but friend recommended. MMS recommended Daphne after I gave her some tips about the girl type I like. Waited in the room for my surprise. Daphne walked in with a great smile, decently pretty slightly above my expectation.

What caught my eye immediately is the large top Daphne have, and as I complement it, she pull down her bra and her tits just popped out, "you like it? " she instantly have it to my face so I can suck a bit on that nice nipples. I like the passion and how she break the ice. As I reached into my pocket pulling my donation out, she pulled down my pants as soon as I have the benji and Jackson in hand, and gave my junior a nice long DFK. I'd say above average, probably on par with Anita in angel spa on Manhattan. I tossed the donation on bed and held her head to fully enjoyed this, and we left for shower.

TS is totally heaven for boob fans, felt soo good with her top, and the rimming is like expert rimming. Starting with light tease but go all in and back to tease in a nice rhythm, made me flipped over before she ask me to. Front service is great as well, some P2P action and I decided for the extra package on the spot. We turned in to a nuru CG and released my first pop in there. Good thing we are still in shower room so we kind of stand up and washed again before leaving for bed room fresh, and by the time back to the room, I am all set for a second go from BBBJ.

I lay on the bed and allow her to do her magic, and flipped on my 4 to let her rim again. Somehow I glanced at my watch and realize I only have like 10 min left, I simply asked her to lay on the bed and went in mish. Certified sex face 9.5/10, really cute and horny when pushing in deep, can't resist to DFK her more when doing it. Total dmg 3. 2+1, was mentioned another 1 for gr33 k but I declined.

Also, wanted to type 2.8, but my damn hand for unknown reason did 3.2, so a correction needed there.