Strip Club Reports

Ok Guys, who's the go to Paradise Dancer to get The best VIP WITH THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HOT AND ECONOMICAL?? ROLL CALL NEW FACES LOOKING GOOOD!

[QUOTE=Galapago;7101477]Why are they a thing of the past and not happening anymore?

I recall Mercedes Ashley used to dance at tropical lei club.[/QUOTE]They happen every Friday and Saturday in Expose in SD. It's not my thing but worth checking out for the novelty. On those days, the have a professional photographer who then picks photos to upload on their website. WTF! So don't sit at the tip rail if you mind that. After the show the star girl will give lap dances, same as any other girl.

Other days, it's chill. It's not my type of club, girls are anything goes there are no standards. One girl dances with a butt plug to give you an idea of what flies.

I think what makes it work is the owner is very hands on with promoting this and it's central to their club. Differentiates it for guys looking for an interesting experience with a new draw each week. Expose in SD offers hookah, slushies, cigars, snacks, all kinds of things besides dances. And the dances are 20 each and good mileage. Only reason I don't go is I prefer looks over mileage, which I can get more of at Cheetah's just 3 minutes away. There's also Candy shop another 3 minutes down the same street, they serve alcohol so totally different vibe, like Satin in COI where you chat with girls and buy them drinks. With dances and VIP being some afterthought even though it's still the main draw and money maker. I'm a simple man, I just want dances with the most beautiful girls so that would be Cheetah's and Spearmint Rhino COI. Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;7101512]I'll join the chorus here. I now only go to Synn like once every month or two, and more to watch the customer freak show. It's become like DVCOI used to be (as xBiker noted below), just a clown show but with hotter, less freaky dancers. Hotter physically at least, because their attitude / conversation skill is like going to a Special Ed Taco Bell. It's really pathetic; but that's why we are please I guess since I keep going and hope it will miraculously change LOL.[/QUOTE]Totally agree the girls at Synn mostly don't know their job or how to sell. It comes with being new. There is such turnover and some girls are still figuring out the Kim's club system. Sooner or later it dawns at each girl that they're being paid minimum wage and the VIPs make almost nothing (the first VIP a shift literally covers their minimum wage). This plays weird on them psychologically but in any case they realize you make real money doing extras. Only girls who get a ton of dances and VIPs can justify doing things clean. It's exactly why some girls will tour since this is more a California thing. The margins are higher most other states due to classification making them subject to minimum wage and benefits. I know a few girls who tour Vegas and come back, but they have to be solid dancers to justify it. Even with girls that make good money in Vegas, it is tiring and there is a ticking clock on how long they can do it well.

For my part I check out these clubs for nostalgia. It doesn't cost much to poke your head in and see what's up once or twice a year. For bangs, as some know I only do korgs now. Since it's so easy to find bbfs there with every act you want, bbbj standard. I remember years back there were a couple of COI girls who would do bb. Even girls I wouldn't think if I became their regular, it was free. I posted a year ago how one girl gave birth 10 months after offering me bb WTF.

Imperial Showgirls North Hills has a poster advertising their $70 Fridays VIPs. Right on the damn the poster they say "$30 suggested gratuity". Never seen that before from the club. How stupid do they think we are. Haven't actually been there yet. Half the girls on the roll call look good and half look like the usual ghetto trash that is taking over a lot of clubs. Anyone been?

Ok finally someone that can work on a budget.

Edith cute petite data, DATY, 69 BBBJ.

CIM all $300. $500 Otc for the whole night.

Stop giving yo $$ to pieface nyoko (Synn) by the way she smells like taliapa.

Vee or yella (Synn).

304 royalty - Jada (Synn), has cauliflower on her vaga khalifa (paradise) has brown discharge last time I plowed her.

I haven't had this much fun since me & the homie tag team misty (rhino), Lilah (rhino&synn) & Violet (rhino).

Yup true story. There was a lot of queefing & gagging. Misty too was enjoy it. Especially violet who likes guys over 60.

Fellas get with it. Stop giving $$$ to these needy girls. Royalty lives in apt not a high rise. Some dumb sh*t paid for her tities. But she is a known prostitute!

But fellas imperial showgirls Anaheim is the place to be. Imperial north hills is just recycle trash from synn.

[QUOTE=Galapago;7101477]Why are they a thing of the past and not happening anymore?

I recall Mercedes Ashley used to dance at tropical lei club.[/QUOTE]I recall back in the 2000's Spearmint Rhino was in the business of featuring adult performers on weekends. I've personally seen Tera Patrick, Shay Sights and Xxxena. There was also Lisa Ann and Jenna Jameson. They would perform two or three shows, sell their merchandise and provided lap dances. The shows were pretty tame because I'm guessing due to strict California guidelines. However I like them because the club would play longer songs for the house dancers giving a better lap dance experience. I'm guessing they have been phased out due to lack of interest, performers demanding more money and house dancers complaining performers cutting into their business.

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;7102381]I recall back in the 2000's Spearmint Rhino was in the business of featuring adult performers on weekends. I've personally seen Tera Patrick, Shay Sights and Xxxena. There was also Lisa Ann and Jenna Jameson. They would perform two or three shows, sell their merchandise and provided lap dances. The shows were pretty tame because I'm guessing due to strict California guidelines. However I like them because the club would play longer songs for the house dancers giving a better lap dance experience. I'm guessing they have been phased out due to lack of interest, performers demanding more money and house dancers complaining performers cutting into their business.[/QUOTE]I've seen. Lindsey Meadows at SR LA. Christy Mack SR COI. And 2 other pornstars I forget their names at the old Monarchs COI.

I shoulda played dumb when I got a dance from Lindsey Meadows. Mistakenly told her I was a big fan of her work (which I was) and she hit me with a $400 tip ask. Which I gave heh. I was still a baby back then nobody judge me.

[QUOTE=FruitCake;7101762]Ok Guys, who's the go to Paradise Dancer to get The best VIP WITH THAT'S PRETTY DAMN HOT AND ECONOMICAL?? ROLL CALL NEW FACES LOOKING GOOOD![/QUOTE]Some of pics on Kim's sites are not accurate. There has been couple of times where I've looked at lineup at Paradise and that thought that pretty "DAMN HOT" lineup, only to completely disappointed when I go in. Take Jess's pictures, they're old one when she had implants. Her tits aren't that big anymore and given the fact she refuses to go topless, I would assume that she had some serious problems with the implants.

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;7102381]I recall back in the 2000's Spearmint Rhino was in the business of featuring adult performers on weekends. I've personally seen Tera Patrick, Shay Sights and Xxxena. There was also Lisa Ann and Jenna Jameson. They would perform two or three shows, sell their merchandise and provided lap dances. The shows were pretty tame because I'm guessing due to strict California guidelines. However I like them because the club would play longer songs for the house dancers giving a better lap dance experience. I'm guessing they have been phased out due to lack of interest, performers demanding more money and house dancers complaining performers cutting into their business.[/QUOTE]Thanks to internet porn and OnlyFans, there are very few big-name porn stars like the one you named anymore. Lot of today's "porn stars" would not draw in crowds like Jenna Jameson did. From what I understand, clubs didn't pay features directly, they would make their money off merchandise and lap dances. But the club had to guarantee they would a specific amount of money. If a feature didn't make that much, the club was on the hook for difference. As more and more girls doing porn because of the internet, large crossover stars, like Tera Patrick, has become a thing of the past. So, clubs stop drawing in the causal fans and had to start paying out on their guarantees.

[QUOTE=SuperFreakOMG3;7102461]I've seen. Lindsey Meadows at SR LA. Christy Mack SR COI. And 2 other pornstars I forget their names at the old Monarchs COI.

I shoulda played dumb when I got a dance from Lindsey Meadows. Mistakenly told her I was a big fan of her work (which I was) and she hit me with a $400 tip ask. Which I gave heh. I was still a baby back then nobody judge me.[/QUOTE]There are still "porn stars" dancing as house dancers. Features are long gone from the LA scene.

[QUOTE=Roland2418;7101935]Imperial Showgirls North Hills has a poster advertising their $70 Fridays VIPs. Right on the damn the poster they say "$30 suggested gratuity". Never seen that before from the club. How stupid do they think we are. Haven't actually been there yet. Half the girls on the roll call look good and half look like the usual ghetto trash that is taking over a lot of clubs. Anyone been?[/QUOTE]I would guess Kim is not taking a hit from the discount and it's all coming out of the dancer's cut. IGNH dancers are not really on board with it. So, this stupid "suggested gratuity" line in ad is mostly a lame attempt to get dancers to work Friday. We're running a special, but we're going to ask the customer to pay you to full price.

[QUOTE=KingMg23;7102271]Ok finally someone that can work on a budget.

Edith cute petite data, DATY, 69 BBBJ.

CIM all $300. $500 Otc for the whole night.

Stop giving yo $$ to pieface nyoko (Synn) by the way she smells like taliapa.

Vee or yella (Synn).[/QUOTE]Misty & Violet from what Rhino Mr. King?

[QUOTE=DownloadX;7101818]They happen every Friday and Saturday in Expose in SD. It's not my thing but worth checking out for the novelty. On those days, the have a professional photographer who then picks photos to upload on their website. WTF! So don't sit at the tip rail if you mind that. After the show the star girl will give lap dances, same as any other girl.[/QUOTE]Expose is cool in that they have a professional photographer on hand and upload hundreds of their photos. I checked and I'm not in any of them, so here you go:
[URL]https://exposesd.com/gallery-2024/[/URL]

Feature videos:
[URL]https://exposesd.com/feature-videos/[/URL]

Championships:
[URL]https://exposesd.com/elite-championships/[/URL]

So like I say, this club is unique. It's not my thing but may interest others. I will say even though I didn't expect anything out of the guest performances (I was just there for lap dances), the girls did a good job. It was much better than I expected, I'm glad I saw it. Again, for the novelty. They interact with every guy who sits at the tip rail, which is a lot of fun.

Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.

For a mileage club like Synn, just a waste, so spend money on someone else.

[QUOTE=CumDripp;7107188]Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.

For a mileage club like Synn, just a waste, so spend money on someone else.[/QUOTE]Similar thing happened to me by Synn Katalina. I'm sitting there minding my own business and she plops down and chats me up. Nice enough girl, 2 min in she asks if I want a dance I politely decline. She asks for a tip and I laugh. She's still looking at me and I say "Wait are you serious? No. " LOL.

[QUOTE=SuperFreakOMG3;7107241]Similar thing happened to me by Synn Katalina. I'm sitting there minding my own business and she plops down and chats me up. Nice enough girl, 2 min in she asks if I want a dance I politely decline. She asks for a tip and I laugh. She's still looking at me and I say "Wait are you serious? No. " LOL.[/QUOTE]When this happens, I get up and leave. She can keep the dance money. Another girl will soon take her place and make the tip.

[QUOTE=CumDripp;7107188]Faith at Synn, Thought her pic online and in-person wasn't too bad, so took her up on lap dance special. And wow is she another surcharge person before the dance even starts even jokingly adding $1 M tip. Commented nude / touching with tip so I said why not and gave some spare change of $7. Little did I know that tip amounted to nothing. No topless no nude no sensual dance. All air. Nearing the end of the session asked want to tip more for topless. Said no, and she ended dance a bit early.

Just crazy that these girls are getting away with air dances or not even topless at all, when if they dance on stage some go topless for nothing.[/QUOTE]They won't get away with air dances when you post it here. Name and shame. We've done it for years here, and I don't see any of the old air dancers when I go. This is a fair and honest solution to bad service.

I am polite to every girl out of habit, if I see one of their faces again and they approach me I will give a polite but passive aggressive "No" before they say a word. If they realize they've met you before, even better because they have a chance to figure out they're not welcome for past behavior.