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[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2000024]It was a joke!

BTW...Monkey Bar on Haines Rd was demolished several years ago. It wasn't really a redneck bar, it was more of a Doper's hangout / Biker bar.[/QUOTE]When that place was thriving so too was Haines Road. Back before Sheriff Lardazz unleashed his community po po boys. Haines and the other side streets were fertile strumpet areas where the ladies roamed free. A trip down Haines was likely to be very nice back then. Some of the workers would stop in the Busch Lounge or Monkey Bar to catch a buzz before their next walk. I miss those daz.

[QUOTE=Daf918;2000000]Took a drive this am behind Hess and saw St Petes finest? Parked, possibly busy eating doughnuts. Just sitting there so no one was out on their stroll on such a nice morning. Glad to see that they are keeping all of us safe. As I pass by occasionaly they seem to find that area to their liking for doughnuts and snacks.[/QUOTE]The ones I saw were not eating. I had the opportunity to cruise most of the local areas today. In all but one, there were popo. There was a restaurant across the street from a bank, between the yellow bar and a white pawnshop, that had 4 cars with lights going. There was also a local gateway to our community that had a couple cars parked next door with a car pulled over that had obviously turned to go down that street. In fact in about 80% of the places I cruised today, the popo were ther. You know what comes next? They get the girls off the street and fill in with their own. Watch out boys, keep cool for a few days and our local beauties will return. Till then,

Keep safe and stay happy.

Dave

I don't know about that. I've done some stupid stuff for a shot at some ass. Just sayin ' Ajdal out

[QUOTE=Member#1658;1999429]You actually go in the Monkey Bar? Looks like a place to inadvertently get in a fight with a redneck. Not worth that for a shot at a piece of ass...[/QUOTE].

I took a ride yesterday around 2 and then again around 7 pm, it was dead both times but, just as I decided to call it a night and head home I started to dream that I spotted a hottie on haines Road. I stopped and she spotted me and came over and to my surprise it was Shawnda (jackpot). I scooped her up and away we went. Started out with a very good BBBJ then daty, BBBJ, FS, BBBJ, FS. She offered many positions and really aimed to please.

Great oral skills, a nice clean shaven kitty, a really ass and titties. This was our second visit together and I look forward to our third...

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2000173]When that place was thriving so too was Haines Road. Back before Sheriff Lardazz unleashed his community po po boys. Haines and the other side streets were fertile strumpet areas where the ladies roamed free. A trip down Haines was likely to be very nice back then. Some of the workers would stop in the Busch Lounge or Monkey Bar to catch a buzz before their next walk. I miss those daz.[/QUOTE]Just one more monkey bar story and I'll let it rest. I did jury duty many years ago and it was a murder trial. All the witnesses were from the Monkey Bar. They were all tweaking like crazy when they testified. The gal DJ was twitching so bad the judge was smirking and the ADA was laughing while she asked questions. I remember one witness was Strawberry. Remember her?

Saw a SW out last night and wasn't sure whether to scoop or not. The fog kept me from getting a great look and I questioned whether she could have been packing some extra meat between her legs or not because she was dressed nicely. I didn't think so, but I didn't want to make a mistake, so here I am asking for your help identifying her. Sad that "dressed nicely" is one of my red flags for trannies, but it's true.

5'8"ish, dark brunette long hair in double braids (this is the biggest identifier), looked to be mixed race. If she was a WSW she was tan as heck. If she was a BSW, she was very light skinned. Maybe she was not WSW or BSW but some other race. Looked pretty in the fog and the dark, but who knows what she really looked like in daylight. Saw her at 5th Ave and & 34th St and then again just south of the Cactus a little later.

Almost scooped but decided to come home instead. Didn't want to risk the potential for sausage in my car.

Can anyone identify this one? Experiences?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2000929]Just one more monkey bar story and I'll let it rest. I did jury duty many years ago and it was a murder trial. All the witnesses were from the Monkey Bar. They were all tweaking like crazy when they testified. The gal DJ was twitching so bad the judge was smirking and the ADA was laughing while she asked questions. I remember one witness was Strawberry. Remember her?[/QUOTE]There was a (Hung Jury) joke that was just dying to be told in your post Eye Myt, and you didn't do it...HaHa...you're a much better man and comedian than me...

This board is getting too classy for it's own good...SMILE

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2000929]Just one more monkey bar story and I'll let it rest. I did jury duty many years ago and it was a murder trial. All the witnesses were from the Monkey Bar. They were all tweaking like crazy when they testified. The gal DJ was twitching so bad the judge was smirking and the ADA was laughing while she asked questions. I remember one witness was Strawberry. Remember her?[/QUOTE]The bar definitely had its seedy side and had its share of bums, derelicts and morons. Some people really can't handle their alcohol like the idiot who stabbed the other dude. Moron got life for taking the other dude's life:

[URL]http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=29420[/URL]

As the travels take me around St Pete I found a WSW with short shiny black hair. She's about 5'5 135 lb. Really cute and she was by the Red Lobster on 34st 62nd Ave and. The kicker is I pulled into the Red Lobster took scoop her as she was about 25 steps from.

The black trailblazer went over the median to pull on the sidewalk to scoop her. I figure he had balls or knew her and I just got out scooped.

Any ideas on this cutie?

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;2001263]As the travels take me around St Pete I found a WSW with short shiny black hair. She's about 5'5 135 lb. Really cute and she was by the Red Lobster on 34st 62nd Ave and. The kicker is I pulled into the Red Lobster took scoop her as she was about 25 steps from.

The black trailblazer went over the median to pull on the sidewalk to scoop her. I figure he had balls or knew her and I just got out scooped.

Any ideas on this cutie?[/QUOTE]I think the trailblazer dude was just an idiot, over anxious hunter who will bring too much unwanted attention to himself and it will catch up with him on day. Never be so anxious to make a scoop where you disregard all the basic rules of hunting. Just my 2 cents!!

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[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;2001263]As the travels take me around St Pete I found a WSW with short shiny black hair. She's about 5'5 135 lb. Really cute and she was by the Red Lobster on 34st 62nd Ave and. The kicker is I pulled into the Red Lobster took scoop her as she was about 25 steps from.

The black trailblazer went over the median to pull on the sidewalk to scoop her. I figure he had balls or knew her and I just got out scooped.

Any ideas on this cutie?[/QUOTE]Since there's no IQ test required for this hobby. Just some money and a vehicle. We're bound to be saddled with a few morons. Looks like you were witness to this weeks best living proof of that. Another crazy thing I chuckle at is guys obviously hunting in their work vehicles with their company contact info plastered on their ride for all to see. It appears to be an equal opportunity happening with plumbers, electricians, landscapers and you name it?

Hello fellas I just wanted to let you now that the best place to be hunting is Buc Knights Inn on 54 the ave and by Haines' Road in St. Pete.

Saw Mic... Ca. On the stroll and scooped up for old times sake. I forgot the squeaky voice and the poor service, worse than back in the day. The tiger tat on chest is almost faded away and I changed my mind, two blocks into the ride. On the good side, her hair was washed and she smelled okay.

Just a step above NGH IMHO.

[QUOTE=CityGurl87;2002107]Hello fellas I just wanted to let you now that the best place to be hunting is Buc Knights Inn on 54 the ave and by Haines' Road in St. Pete.[/QUOTE]And I wish you would invest in a god damn phone. I have always had a good time with you. I think the Poleece also read your post.

They were all over that area last night, hiding in the shadows. Stay safe city gurl.