Was on the look out for something new as we all have to do from time to time and as usual it was a substandard experience. Guess that's why we all fall into habits that are hard to break. We all hate to have buyer remorse.
Went in and saw 3 girls: Karen (young looking, about a 6 on a scale 1-10), another older lady with a very nice rack (probably a 7 in her day. All depends on how you like the more mature ones) plus another girl named Mari. (quite HOT) I had been in there previously and had Karen twice. Both times it was serviceable with an OK massage plus the usual HR with roaming hands. Of course they start out with the usual Latin pricing but eventually agreed on. 7 or. 6 can't remember. Again the whole thing was decent but if you're used to getting the royal treatment from Tiff you're going to be disappointed. Unless like me you knew it would be just okay but you want the variety.
Anyway getting to the central theme of this post, I see the more aloof looking hotter girl in the back and say "I want her"! First thing she does is tell the girl (in spanish) taking the money to tell me that it cost $20 extra to pick the girl. Since I grew up in Latin America I speak fluent spanish and looked straight at her and said why? She gives me the look and says that's the rule. If you pick you pay extra. So of course I'm curious and pay the extra $20. So I'm into this thing for 85 (with table shower). I'm already sure it's a total rip off but like Icarus flying to the sun I know I must try. If for nothing else to warn others.
So the table shower goes well and so does the 40 minutes worth of massage. She actually does a pretty good job and I'm feeling pretty good having a pretty good feeling we're going in the right direction. So at the propitious moment she asks if I want options. To which, of course, I say yes and the negociations begin. Not only does she throw out the usual 5+5+5 option but she says. Oops 5+5+6 to which I say "you mean after you pulled that BS up front getting me to pay the extra 2 just to pick you, you're going to ask for crazy number"?. Then she has the gaul to say "the 2 is not for me? " Anyway I just sit there for a about 10 minutes letting her work on my legs (hoping she'll cave) while the clock winds down and I know it's winding down because she's looking more and more frequently a the clock. So finally I cave. Probably like every other sap that's been to see her up till now. Of course I must pay first and then we get onto biz. The silver lining (a very thin silver lining) was that she was pretty good and played her part very well getting enthusiastic about the whole thing and at least attempting to make me feel like I'm getting my money's worth. (by the way we're talking about nude HR only) Of course moments after I walked out onto Armitage Ave I had instant buyers remorse. I know every monger reading this post has their calculator out adding up the damages. No need to reprimand me for my folly. Just be glad it was not YOU! Who TOFTT this place. And no I have not learned my leason I suspect at some point in the future I'll be back for more punishment to some other overpriced establishment in search of variety! I will be back to Armitage for the older broad. They usually try harder and know more tricks! Plus they tend to be much cheaper. Anyway she'll never figure out that if she'd been reasonably priced she would have been able to separate me from a lot more of my money. On the other hand maybe there is an endless supply of saps like me out there that will continue to walk in?
Looks. 8+
Attitude. (one you're past the money part) 8
Technique. 8
Would not repeat with Mari or Karen
