Massage Parlor Reports

Typical experience at a Korean ho house. Its a job for them.

[QUOTE=Fauetay;3304646]Called before going in and asked for Coco, and I was told she is available. This was my first time at the place and I did not know how she looked like. I just asked for her based on the reviews I found online. Once I reached, I was given a room and the MT met me saying she is Coco. I went with it since she fit the description. She looked late 30's, a little plump and has a big rack. She gave a TS and left me in a hot box for a couple of minutes. Then she took me back to the massage table and the massage was close to nothing, which was expected of these places. On the flip she asked for the tip in a weird kind of way. Apparently you need to leave the tip on a table. I had no idea with it being my first time. Anyway, I gave her. 6 and asked for CBJ with roaming and she said I would only get HJ and no roaming with it. She said $ for what I asked. Initially I said no and went with. 6 whatever and I was not getting into the mood. Then the "little guy" took over and made me pay her the extra. 4 thinking I would get a better experience. That was a big mistake. She took off her clothes, brought a cover and started giving a CBJ. It was not good and since I was getting no where she took the cover off and started HJ. She did not allow me to touch her kitty and it was only the tits I was allowed to play with. All the time she was saying something in Korean and I felt like she was swearing all the time. With all this, I lost the mood and took a little longer to finish which made her frustrated and started swearing more. Finally I finished somehow and just wanted to get the hell out of there. While I was getting dressed, she kept saying how good they are and how beautiful their girls are and asked me to come back soon and then she said her name is Candy.

I went a little late in the evening and she might have been tired, but I was just looking for a relaxing session and I would expect more than that for what I paid and I got the worst experience ever. This was the first and the last time I am visiting this place.[/QUOTE]

I had a good experience at Yun a few weeks ago. I had read on here that it was back open and was in the mood for a CBJ. I don't remember the girls name, may have been coco. 30 or 40 something. Opted for no showed. Massage was pretty week but some good teasing, didn't care because was more in the mood to get off than good massage, but thought I should note it. After about 20 mins she left to get a hot towel. Cleaned me and had me flip. No discussion of anything. Straight to HJ, then some kitty licking of jewels to CJB couple minutes, then she climbed on top. Flipped to some doggie then finished with me on top. Clean me up, back to a little massage for 15 mins and done. Left 1. 1. Little extra as I was very glad with the no haggling or pausing to discuss.

Mammasan walked me out and wanted to know if she did a good job. Told her great. All and all I was surprised and happy.

This will show up as my first post. Been a long time reader and I have an old account that I haven't been able to access as the email associated is closed.

[QUOTE=GunnerMagnum;3304819]Typical experience at a Korean ho house. Its a job for them.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming its excercise. Which has been there forever so I don't know why it would need a code word. Been taken over, and remodeled, by Sky.

Stopped in a couple months ago because heard Sky was closed and the girls here and experience hit or miss. Was pleasantly surprised and glad I brought enough $ to see that in had been remodeled and new operator.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming its exercise. Which has been there forever so I don't know why it would need a code word. Been taken over, and remodeled, by Sky.

Stopped in a couple months ago because heard Sky was closed and the girls here, and experience, are hit or miss. Was pleasantly surprised and glad I brought enough $ to see that it had been remodeled and new operator.

FS with a Hottie Korean Barbie or something, total damage $$.2.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]AX is asianxclusive which, like Pams and Wisteria, is an asian apartment service.

I vowed I would not ever go back to New Life. However, I gave them another shot. Don't get me wrong, NL provides very good ts, massages, and expected service. The workers are just old. However, as others have mentioned, older providers tend to provide a more enthusiastic experience, but you have to accept the trade off: better overall service (with limited menu) usually means older.

I had been to NL two times about two years ago (both times they dove right in with HJ with no tipping issues, and I was able to offer / negotiate CBJ with a cover I brought with me). However, the age thing caused me to decide to never return. Recently I heard talk of a younger provider there that had an open menu. So, I gave it a shot. Perhaps I wanted the thrill of the unknown once again, and a change of pace. However, I got the same thing as before. I got an old provider, but she came with a very good ts, good massage, very nice tease, and no bra under her shirt-with nice big tits. Typical finish offered. Her tease made me horny, so with cover in pants pocket, I tried to negotiate more services. She held firm with only a HJ, with groping of exposed tits. I just couldn't overcome the age / service equation with the added tip $ included (usually I would give in) so I thanked her for a good massage, and tipped her $20. She actually said I was a nice guy for tipping what I did after being shot down for expanded menu, and declining HJ. So, with my balls still in tact, I went to Exercise.

I had previously vowed not to ever go back to Sky 1. Too expensive, mood killing stoppage of service to haggle on service / tip, and too often I got a robotic, uninspired, this is a just a job type of performance (Did I say I got horny at New Life? Off to Exercise I went with the same ignorant optimism I had just entered New Life with. "Perhaps they have changed. This time It may be different" -- It was the same as before. Young and hot, but crap massage, stopping the flow of service for a negotiation and having to get up off the table to retrieve the said dollar amount. Service provided, but nothing special. Questions answered. I guess I'm good to avoid these places for another two years until my curiosity gets the best of me again.

New Life. Old providers, but good table shower, good massage, great tease, and right into HJ with some great play. Service very good, but older.

Exercise. Younger, usually skinny and hot, but an assembly line of get them in and out quick with no real massage, and the usual mood killing negotiation with having to pay up front (I understand why they do this-avoid rip offs etc). To each their own, and of course your experience or YMMV. Either way, be nice and respectful, and don't be a cheap skate. Tip the market norm and be nice. One last thing. STFU. I can't tell you how many times I have to listen to a loud mouth come in and talk, talk, talk.

Lastly, News flash: other customers do not want to hear you talking while you enter the establishment, walk down the hall, or in the table shower area, or through the walls while in your room. You are also not in the slightest, charming or entertaining (even though you think you are). You also make the workers uncomfortable because they know other customers do not want to hear you, and they especially don't want the risk of you saying something inappropriate that other customers may hear. Lastly, due to cultural differences, asians are quiet and soft spoken. You should be too. Act as if you're in the library.

Thank you, good night, and drive carefully.

There are some clowns on RM's who keep reviewing April at NL, supposedly young and open menu. Typical on RM's with fake reviews. Don't be fooled, there has never been anyone young at NL and most likely never will. However, I feel one of the better ones I encountered there was Jay. She was probably the youngest out of the oldest there and once you got to know her the menu was open. She gives one of the best hand dna extractions around and has a very pleasant personality. Not sure if she is still there as its been awhile but if she is she is worth a visit.

I visited sky 1 twice and had a pleasant time. The first lady, no negotiation, the second lady, slight negotiation but not bad. Long time ago so I don't remember the names anymore. I was at Exercise before the ownership change and got good massages from Gina and Sunny, both very attractive I would say 40 something ladies.

I am with you. The last thing I want to hear is some clown blabbering about whatever.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3310045]I vowed I would not ever go back to New Life. However, I gave them another shot. Don't get me wrong, NL provides very good ts, massages, and expected service. The workers are just old. However, as others have mentioned, older providers tend to provide a more enthusiastic experience, but you have to accept the trade off: better overall service (with limited menu) usually means older.

I had been to NL two times about two years ago (both times they dove right in with HJ with no tipping issues, and I was able to offer / negotiate CBJ with a cover I brought with me). However, the age thing caused me to decide to never return. Recently I heard talk of a younger provider there that had an open menu. So, I gave it a shot. Perhaps I wanted the thrill of the unknown once again, and a change of pace. However, I got the same thing as before. I got an old provider, but she came with a very good ts, good massage, very nice tease, and no bra under her shirt-with nice big tits. Typical finish offered. Her tease made me horny, so with cover in pants pocket, I tried to negotiate more services. She held firm with only a HJ, with groping of exposed tits. I just couldn't overcome the age / service equation with the added tip $ included (usually I would give in) so I thanked her for a good massage, and tipped her $20. She actually said I was a nice guy for tipping what I did after being shot down for expanded menu, and declining HJ. So, with my balls still in tact, I went to Exercise.

I had previously vowed not to ever go back to Sky 1. Too expensive, mood killing stoppage of service to haggle on service / tip, and too often I got a robotic, uninspired, this is a just a job type of performance (Did I say I got horny at New Life? Off to Exercise I went with the same ignorant optimism I had just entered New Life with. "Perhaps they have changed. This time It may be different" -- It was the same as before. Young and hot, but crap massage, stopping the flow of service for a negotiation and having to get up off the table to retrieve the said dollar amount. Service provided, but nothing special. Questions answered. I guess I'm good to avoid these places for another two years until my curiosity gets the best of me again.

New Life. Old providers, but good table shower, good massage, great tease, and right into HJ with some great play. Service very good, but older.

Exercise. Younger, usually skinny and hot, but an assembly line of get them in and out quick with no real massage, and the usual mood killing negotiation with having to pay up front (I understand why they do this-avoid rip offs etc). To each their own, and of course your experience or YMMV. Either way, be nice and respectful, and don't be a cheap skate. Tip the market norm and be nice. One last thing. STFU. I can't tell you how many times I have to listen to a loud mouth come in and talk, talk, talk.

Lastly, News flash: other customers do not want to hear you talking while you enter the establishment, walk down the hall, or in the table shower area, or through the walls while in your room. You are also not in the slightest, charming or entertaining (even though you think you are). You also make the workers uncomfortable because they know other customers do not want to hear you, and they especially don't want the risk of you saying something inappropriate that other customers may hear. Lastly, due to cultural differences, asians are quiet and soft spoken. You should be too. Act as if you're in the library.

Thank you, good night, and drive carefully.[/QUOTE]

Below is my addition to what has been alreay said about Sylvia.

Nice location and place 8/10.

Great personality, funny, sense of humor 9/10.

Communication to set an appointment and reliability in that respect 3/10 (changed time, didn't respond to my calls, texts, emails).

Massage skills 2/10 (it was not a massage, I don't know what was that).

Handshake 4/10 (maybe it takes more than one visit to melt her down).

Look: well, well, well. She is over 50 (for sure), slightly overweight, so it's matter of taste, to put it nicely.

Overall it was interesting experience.

P.S. I think she is very smart! (Not sure if it is good or bad.).

[QUOTE=Walker333;3311937]Below is my addition to what has been alreay said about Sylvia.

Nice location and place 8/10.

Great personality, funny, sense of humor 9/10.

Communication to set an appointment and reliability in that respect 3/10 (changed time, didn't respond to my calls, texts, emails).

Massage skills 2/10 (it was not a massage, I don't know what was that).

Handshake 4/10 (maybe it takes more than one visit to melt her down).

Look: well, well, well. She is over 50 (for sure), slightly overweight, so it's matter of taste, to put it nicely.

Overall it was interesting experience.

P.S. I think she is very smart! (Not sure if it is good or bad.).[/QUOTE]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Villa1028;3293107]Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??[/QUOTE]I believe it's Asian Exchange.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3311984]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]RD, unfortunately I'm not that young, but, in any case, she is over 50, or maybe very well preserved 49.

Actually, you don't have to rely on my expertise Bud, when you see her next time, you may ask.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3311984]I think she's in her early 40's. You must be a yung-in. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]She isn't young anymore (relatively), but she is COOL, good sport, for sure.

She will disclose her age, all right, man.

Bo.

She is absolutely not in her early 40's. This is what happens when beer goggles are worn, LOL.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3312143]RD, unfortunately I'm not that young, but, in any case, she is over 50, or maybe very well preserved 49.

Actually, you don't have to rely on my expertise Bud, when you see her next time, you may ask.[/QUOTE]

Actually, Asian Xclusive.

[QUOTE=TheHedgeHog;3312012]I believe it's Asian Exchange.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys. Can anyone recommend a younger masseuse who works out of her house in or near the northwest suburbs? I've gone to Silvia. Love the setup, and she's nice enough, but she's older than I prefer (I'm in my mid-30's). Would prefer a provider near my own age. PM if you want to keep on the down low. Thanks.

[QUOTE=GunnerMagnum;3312210]She is absolutely not in her early 40's. This is what happens when beer goggles are worn, LOL.[/QUOTE]She's in her mid 50's. She's a licensed MT. You can look her up and see her birthday.

GMan, you're livin my life, or I'm livin yours. I did the same thing. I didn't want to go back to Yun and still not sure of the northern apartments. So I headed to New Life. I assumed the Gma that let me in was just the boss. I knew it wasn't good when she gave me my table shower. Then I knew why the hour was. 7. The whole massage I just wanted to be outa there. On the flip she got close for teasing, but probably felt how tense I was. Then she paused and asked if I had been there before. I couldn't say no fast enough. I left. 2 for the hands on my body or massage as they call it. I immediately headed to exercise. I got Cherry, solid A cup. Super busy as she waited with me in room with door cracked looking out until table shower / hallway was clear. Since I was there before and comfortable and also ready to go I was at full mast as soon as she started the shower. Dry sauna and then back to room. She did whatever with her hands as she straddled my back. Then she did a back walk and then more of the straddling. It was time so she started teasing the ass and as I lifted she started stroking. She asked what I wanted and I said FS $. 40. She jokingly not really joking asked for more. So far I never have had to get the payment before service. She stripped, started rubbing her chest on me and then placed the cover. She went at it for a little bit and then asked who on top. We went to mish. As I've said before I take forever. Too many years of not entering the hobby and self medicating I guess. I think she deserves an A for effort as she kept going until I was done. She saved the dirty talk until the end but it probably would've helped if she started with it. Also, it makes it difficult when they implement the thrust governor. We cleaned up and got ready and she immediately had her hand out. I know I'll probably end up at a northern apt (at least once) even though I know I shouldn't waste my time. I think I'll just swear all these asian places off, cut back and just do something like Michelle's once a month. For 3. 5 you get full GFE and a great experience.

Side note, I tried seeing Iris who used to be Cheesecake at Wisteria. Other site says she's indey but I was texting with her handler. Wanted references which I gave, but then they wanted a pic of my I'd. Yeah right.

I've visited S at Oakton 3 times. My observations are:

1. Appearance. I liked her (between 30-40 year old, petit, very skinny, with very short haircut), but some people will definitely find her unattractive. 50/50.

2. All visits were very identical in her attitude, she was nice, but. Little tense even though she knew me. 7/10.

3. Overall acceptable massage skills (slightly week for me personally). 7/10.

4. Almost NO teasing 1/10.

5. HE, like her attitude and massage, was OK, but weak, sorta distant 7/10.

6. Speaking about distance, there was "0" touching permitted. 0/10.

- I believe she doesn't like to be touched (I don't have any hygiene problems, I was nicely shaved and took shower in advance.).

7. Extremely hard to park, be prepare to wait when someone pulls out, or walk.

Not sure If I'm going to repeat, it became boring.

Had been curious about this place. Found myself in the area and decided to give it a shot. Had 2 gals working. Both middle age. I got the MMS. The next guy got the other one. Suffice it to say I will not be returning. The massage was semi OK. They were busy for an afternoon. My gal left twice to handle the door and once to take the phone. Ending was OK. Was shorted on time.

As always YMMV. Hope for the other guy that came in after me got a better deal.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3324468]Had been curious about this place. Found myself in the area and decided to give it a shot. Had 2 gals working. Both middle age. I got the MMS. The next guy got the other one. Suffice it to say I will not be returning. The massage was semi OK. They were busy for an afternoon. My gal left twice to handle the door and once to take the phone. Ending was OK. Was shorted on time.

As always YMMV. Hope for the other guy that came in after me got a better deal.[/QUOTE]I had pretty much the same experience a year ago. Older, hagish MT who gave a decent massage and an OK finish. I didn't try to roam because, honestly, I didn't really want to. It's kind of like the place where one time hot MT's go when they're no longer hot.

Lurked for a while and finally decided to get my feet wet.

First stop was Yun. Pulled an older lady. She walked on my back and it was great. I was kind of confused about how it was going down but then she started grabbing my balls while massaging my thighs. On the flip she motioned asking if I wanted some help which I accepted. No talk of money. I tried asking for her to show me her tits and she told me to be a nice boy and then kind of dropped her top but not completely. I wasn't really sure if I had crossed some line by asking that. It was a bit a odd. I left 50.

I figured I'd try somewhere else next time so I stopped by New China. I believe I got Jessica. Maybe 40's. Nice body. There was a bit of confusion on my part after paying for hh where I was waiting on change and didn't realize I should have gotten undressed and on the table. When she walked in she seemed annoyed / concerned that I wasn't ready. On the flip she asked me what I wanted and wanted 60 for HE. I asked if she would get naked and she told me 100. I gave her 90. I was surprised how she opened her legs for me as soon as I touched her. Even felt like I was legitimately making her moan but who knows.

I was thinking of going to Exercise but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a GFE factory. I kept seeing Sylvia mentioned so I reached out to Rocket Dork and he was nice enough to provide her info. Friendly lady. Much more my speed right now. Light massage and nice HE. Thanks again RD.

OK, that didn't last long. I went back to one. This time MT didn't even ask what I wanted or negotiate and I didn't see her before. She just went FS. Do they keep a book on regulars or while you're in the dry sauna do they count how much cash you brought?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3340538]OK, that didn't last long. I went back to one. This time MT didn't even ask what I wanted or negotiate and I didn't see her before. She just went FS. Do they keep a book on regulars or while you're in the dry sauna do they count how much cash you brought?[/QUOTE]K spa? Hmmm which spa is this?

If you become a regular they certainly remember you. I never thought about if they went thru my pockets while out of the room. I guess its possible but who knows.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3340538]OK, that didn't last long. I went back to one. This time MT didn't even ask what I wanted or negotiate and I didn't see her before. She just went FS. Do they keep a book on regulars or while you're in the dry sauna do they count how much cash you brought?[/QUOTE]

I'm not certain, but I've heard "K-Spa" is short for Korean Spa, as a generic term.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;3340764]K spa? Hmmm which spa is this?[/QUOTE]

Bob,

Sent you a PM earlier. Please check your inbox. Thanks.

Went to Yun earlier today. Drew a girl whose name I didn't understand. I asked for CBJ. She kept trying to block my view of what she was doing down below. I stupidly stopped trying to see. When I blew my load, she removed the cover, dumped out the contents, and gently set it aside (presumably to reuse). I then thought back and realized I didn't recall her opening a condom wrapper at the beginning.

Guys I'm both disgusted and freaked out. What are the chances of contracting hiv from a used condom?

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3341925]Went to Yun earlier today. Drew a girl whose name I didn't understand. I asked for CBJ. She kept trying to block my view of what she was doing down below. I stupidly stopped trying to see. When I blew my load, she removed the cover, dumped out the contents, and gently set it aside (presumably to reuse). I then thought back and realized I didn't recall her opening a condom wrapper at the beginning.

Guys I'm both disgusted and freaked out. What are the chances of contracting hiv from a used condom?[/QUOTE]Yikes. This place should be shut down right now if that is what they were doing.

But to give you some peace of mind, it looks like HIV virus is very fragile and does not survive for too long outside. [URL]http://helpline.aidsvancouver.org/what-we-do/helpline/online/spread-hiv-infection-used-condoms[/URL].

[QUOTE=SamSinger;3341964]Yikes. This place should be shut down right now if that is what they were doing.

But to give you some peace of mind, it looks like HIV virus is very fragile and does not survive for too long outside. [URL]http://helpline.aidsvancouver.org/what-we-do/helpline/online/spread-hiv-infection-used-condoms[/URL].[/QUOTE]The more I replay the events, the more certain I am that that was a used rubber.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3341971]The more I replay the events, the more certain I am that that was a used rubber.[/QUOTE]As disgusting as that is, it sounds like it's a common practice since the topic comes up quite a bit. I would recommend always bringing your own for safety reasons, and I'm definitely putting this place on my avoid list.

-w.

Absolutely nothing to worry about. I had a concern about an incident and when I told my doctor the circumstances I almost got laughed out of the office.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;3341964]Yikes. This place should be shut down right now if that is what they were doing.

But to give you some peace of mind, it looks like HIV virus is very fragile and does not survive for too long outside. [URL]http://helpline.aidsvancouver.org/what-we-do/helpline/online/spread-hiv-infection-used-condoms[/URL].[/QUOTE]

Went back for the 3rd time has summer again. A short (big surprise) woman with short hair. Good massage and above average HS but no touching. She keeps her distance.

Anyway her and June just so so. Probably will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3341925]Went to Yun earlier today. Drew a girl whose name I didn't understand. I asked for CBJ. She kept trying to block my view of what she was doing down below. I stupidly stopped trying to see. When I blew my load, she removed the cover, dumped out the contents, and gently set it aside (presumably to reuse). I then thought back and realized I didn't recall her opening a condom wrapper at the beginning.

Guys I'm both disgusted and freaked out. What are the chances of contracting hiv from a used condom?[/QUOTE]I'd say almost non because they more likely wash it, at least sightly, also, fluid needs to get inside of you, but, in fact you kicked it out while ejaculating. So, just forget it, Bro, and bring your own cover next time.

A BP keeper. Pic doesn't show her face probably because she is in her 50's. HOWEVER, the massage skills are outstanding; and her tan lines are beautiful. Very nice person. Spectacular body; and, while no DATY on the first visit, she thoroughly enjoys being massaged while you both get happy. Will definitely repeat with this Shermer Road delight with a. 75 door fee for a complete hour.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3342640]A BP keeper. Pic doesn't show her face probably because she is in her 50's. HOWEVER, the massage skills are outstanding; and her tan lines are beautiful. Very nice person. Spectacular body; and, while no DATY on the first visit, she thoroughly enjoys being massaged while you both get happy. Will definitely repeat with this Shermer Road delight with a. 75 door fee for a complete hour.[/QUOTE]I know this blond beauty well. It gets better and better the more you see her.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3342354]Went back for the 3rd time has summer again. A short (big surprise) woman with short hair. Good massage and above average HS but no touching. She keeps her distance.

Anyway her and June just so so. Probably will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Short hair? That's actually a big turn on for me. I'd be willing to check her out just to fulfill some of my fantasies.

[QUOTE=Viriato;3344708]Short hair? That's actually a big turn on for me. I'd be willing to check her out just to fulfill some of my fantasies.[/QUOTE]Just keep in mind:

1. She is afraid to provide any extra on a first visit.

2. She will stay 100 yards from your hands even on a visit #100.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3344732]Just keep in mind:

1. She is afraid to provide any extra on a first visit.

2. She will stay 100 yards from your hands even on a visit #100.[/QUOTE]True no touching but if that's the way it is so be it a good finish though.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3344944]True no touching but if that's the way it is so be it a good finish though.[/QUOTE]Soft, very gentle finish, once she gets used to a client, and, BTW, almost no teasing, as well as no touching.

Actually, I find her some sort of strange, it's hard to explain why. Maybe she is a ts? That might explain "no touching" paradox as well as her look.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3344959]Soft, very gentle finish, once she gets used to a client, and, BTW, almost no teasing, as well as no touching.

Actually, I find her some sort of strange, it's hard to explain why. Maybe she is a ts? That might explain "no touching" paradox as well as her look.[/QUOTE]I would go crazy if I found out I just had a happy massage by a TS. I have seen the ladyboys in Bangkok and Hong Kong and sure they look fantastic but you still have to consider what's between their legs. I was once approached by a TS coming out of the Makati McDonalds in Manila and even though he / she was a 10 I was still grossed out.

I seriously hope there are no TS's working in the AMP's I have been to.

AJ.