A few tips on the south side
First read the FAQ. That is what it is there for. Make laps, keep your window at least partially open and radio off. You never know what you will hear.
Stay at or below the speed limit, make full stops. Do not go below 5 mph under. You do not want a traffic stop and you want to look down side streets. Also, many of the cross streets do not have stop signs when Penn does. You don't want to explain to your insurance agent how you got hit by someone with no insurance at 10:54 pm on the south side, now do you?
Look in your mirror for heads popping up in parked cars and flashing lights.
Listen to SoIlBill, make laps. The girl you missed ten minutes ago was in my car. Now she is on her corner.
Set your personal Leo level. Check 7-11 for Leo as well as the streets. When you have seen enough police cars for the night, call it a night. There is always another day.
I tend to be out between 10:00 pm and 1:00 am. Dates and times vary. Keep looking and stay safe.
Classic True Monger Quote:
"Here's the 20. You get it when I see the cum in your mouth."
Scuuze
Laura #2 is wheeling and dealing
She asks and I deliver. PM for digits guys she wants good reviews like Lemay Laura, so golden opportunity for you fuckers.
Lay low,
Bill
Sunday night threesome, WOW!
Ok guys here's the fucking skinny on the dip: I know this maybe hard for you fuckers to believe but I have never had a threesome of any kind in all my years, sad but true. Well my very good friend had an encounter with Renee and Donna Sunday morning and my monger jealousy kicked in big time.
I called Donna late Sunday night and told her to set it up. She called back 10 minutes later and I was on my way. She has a place over off Roger now and it was OK. I got there and they were both very happy to see me. They were both fresh and clean and it was on. Started with 'em both on their knees, they even kissed a little, off came the clothes and it was great. Every position you can think of and even a little back door play. They have been happy with my Pimp Daddy skills so I got the Royal treatment. When it was done I was a vey happy monger and my freakin' knees were a little weak.
A must have experience my friends, I liked it so much I may withhold the digits on you fuckers, NOT. Just playin', bring it on. See my next post in General Reports to see how much I really liked it. It may be my new thing, so I maybe be recruitin' 'em in pairs from now on, lol. That's it and that's all, Pimp Daddy out!
Lay low,
Bill
Renee comes thru again...
After seeing S. IL Bill's text yesterday relating to Renee, I decided I would try a hookup in the evening after some family activity.
I called the number and sent text's without any response. Turns out the number posted was wrong but no biggie. I sent a text to S. IL. Bill and he had her call me. (Thanks Bill) We chatted for a bit and she said she was over off of Gravois at a friends house. I went over, scooped her up and we found a spot.
Her BJ skills are top notch and she worked feverishly for quite a while trying to bust my nut. For some reason, I stayed on the edge and just couldn't get there. She takes direction real well too. After a while of no nut...I asked her to pull her pants down do daddy could play with her ass...thinking that might help. She wasted no time and she does have a nice smooth ass. We played for a loooong time and I just couldn't get off. So I told her, "I think I'm just going to have to fuck you to get this done"....OK.....no prob!!!
She comes out of the pants, I pull a cover on and she climbs over to me like a contortionist and hammers me right in the drivers seat! She is very limber and everything works out to the end...... Great time as before....
We get dressed and she wants a ride to 7-11 so she could get some smokes! I oblige, and the drop her off on Meremac near a friends house whom she called on her cell on the way over. Sounded like she was trying to score $30 worth of something because she kept saying "No, just $30 worth", while on the cell!
She is a great date and will see again!! BTW: I gave her $45 for all of her time and effort.....I was feeling generous!!!
Thanks again to S. IL Bill for getting her number out!
NukMed
Back in the saddle again!
It seems my character and reputation is being called into question in open posts on this forum and I do not like it one bit. But that is to be dealt with at another time and in another place.
Now it's time for a "real" report from your long lost daddy. A couple of weeks ago on a rainy ass dreary evening after having a few Bud heavies with the crew I decided to do a little SS recon action. After about 3 or 4 laps in all of our little playgound areas, I was just about to call it quits and hit the list. My spidey senses said come on self, do one more lap for old times sake. I am truly glad I did my brothers.
At Grand and Gasconade I found a sweet young BSW named Melinda. Top five BBBJ ever, trust. 31 years old, pretty face, smoking body and up for whatever you fine gentleman can come up with in your perverted little minds.
I took her to my spot off Spring and I must tell you boys she blew my fucking shorts off. I was stunned and amazed all at the same time. She goes all the way down, gets a little sack too and looks me in the eye. Wow I swear she asked if that was what I liked and I understood her. My freakin' legs were quivering after I blew and she swallowed every drop.
I have seen her once since and turned my posse on to her but she needs Xmas cash and asked if I could help. All my boys shake my hand and buy me drinks over this one guys. I have been reluctant to post about her because of all the BS nonsense that goes on on here lately, but I am doing her a solid here at the risk of being called a Pimp in another open thread post. I decided to say "Fuck it" I am a big boy, I can spell and I really like this girl. My friends have done notel FS with her and have pix to prove it.
Only one catch here my friends, only Seniors need apply. She is a newbie and too fresh to spoil at this time. You guys jump on the Bill bandwagon, step up to the plate and help me do something about all this crap on these threads and then I will be in a more giving mood for the Holidays. Until then I will stand firm on the Senior thing, sorry no offense intended. That's it and that's all, hold the applause and lets expel some trash around here with your pent up energy. be nice, be cool and as always;
lay low,
Bill
False start the other night
Last Monday, out and about... hit the Penn area. 1, 2 3 loops and I see this totally cute, young, stylish spinner walking on Penn, looked absolutely too good to be true. Went around the block, and we made eye contact as I drove past...
I rolled down the window, and still had my doubts that she was not a civilian. It was cold, so I went with, "It's too cold to walk, do you want a ride?". She said yes, and hopped in. She made some quick nervous small talk, and honest to God, I was still not sure if she was an SW, but wow, she was way hot.
I know it is said, that LEO never gets in your car, but I was being really cautious about this, she asked for a ride to the CFM. As we are riding, I am just starting to get more confident, and right as I am about to be bold, she gets a text message, and asks me to pull over. She was gone in a flash.
Shortish blonde hair, young, clean, carried a big purse (which threw me off). If anyone has info or (hopefully) digits.... please pass them on.
Thanks
Michelle(avoid at all cost)
This girl used to hang out with Anna and drive a black S-10. She's now driving an older gray Nissan that has 2007 plates. She ran up on me Thursday night (her usual MO) and I pulled over and did the P/U. She's 5'7, now about 170, 20lbs heavier than last year, and 38c. Turns out she had the worst case of meth head dry mouth I've ever experienced, like 40 grit sand paper. Terrible rushed service and not even an apology for all the coughing and dry mouth. I gave her a. 20 and told her to get out. Had to actually shove her out of the car. Avoid this one at all cost.
Haven't reported in a long while....
Thought I'd add a report even though its been a while for me. I went out last night (Friday night) and hit the whole city basically. Around 10:30 pm on the SS started at grand and there was about 3 bsw's between Keokuk and Taft or so. One of them was tall and waving kinda looked like a he she and the other two were decent at best but that is the most action I've ever really seen in one spot on the SS but I'm not much of a SS for this stuff because it is notoriously the worst of the sides for girls. Didn't partake in anything and about midnight I went over to the eastside and along 9th st there was a wsw and a bsw talking at lynch and 9th and the wsw started pleading and yelling for cars to stop as they passed. I drove right by and at 9th and lake there were 2 more bsw's out. Nothing that was wowing me just average sw's so I decided to keep it moving. Took it back to the MO side and cut down Kingshighway to MLK and headed towards kienlen. As always there was a bsw working at the corner of MLK and academy by sherman park. She was about a 6 so I kept it moving but that spot is always being worked throughout the night. On my way down toward kienlan there were about 3 other bsw's that were decent and mostly near mlk and hamilton. To the right down hamilton there were to of them working as well. All in all it was pretty busy as usual as this is still the best track in the city. Before getting to kienlen I cut to the left down hodiamont and there was a good 3-4 bsw's working the hodiamont track as well. by this time I had seen at least 3 prospects I was interested in so I took a right on page and swerved back to MLK and went back the way I came. That quick and the track was much emptier and I made it all the way to Kingshighway seeing only 2 bsw's... however I turned back around and at MLK and Burd I picked up a young bsw that must have been no older then 19 and about an 8 on the sw scale. Took a right on goodfellow and another right on Cote Brilliante and parked right there to the right and got a bbbj for 20. Great skills and good attitude so everything went great as usual. Took her home on Theodosia and went about my business. Just thought I would share with everyone since I haven't posted in a long time. But as usual nothing has changed and the MLK/Hodiamont strolls are still the best in the city. However the side streets like laurel, hamilton, Rowan, etc tend to have action to as they seem to walk them for a minute to get off the main drag so be on the lookout. Also the most popular dopehouse is on laurel so that is a good place to look to.... peace
