Massage Parlor Reports

This new Latina info. posted by some monger over on "NAUGHTY REVIEWS":

Sweet Dreams Spa

This a Latina massage parlor. Earlier this year they had some really hot ladies but most of them have moved on. I had a session with the older, heavy set woman. Valerie is in her 40's but is friendly and has a nice set of DD's. She charges $80 for full service where the other providers charge $100. She gives a very quick massage and then goes straight for the genitals. Although I haven't asked, probably everything is on the menu. I have had some good sessions with her but I miss the summer "A" team.

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OCEAN SPA
I've been to ocean spa on several occasions and have had good and mediocre sessions. I usually ask for Latinas and the last time I went the Korean did the massage and sent in the Latina for the extras. It was the best of both worlds. This time I saw Vanessa, again, who is in her early 20's with a very hot body. She must have been in a hurry because after only 7 minutes she went for the flip. I asked for full service and she was very agreeable but it was over much too quickly. At other parlors you will, at least, get a decent massage before the extras. Or, they will spend a bit more time with you. I was a bit disappointed this session was so short.

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Cherry Blossom Spa
Walked into Cherry's on a weekday. Cherry herself greeted me at the door. She's a bit older, but had a great body. The rooms are very nice and clean.
There was a little chit-chat while she massaged my back, but she knew what I was there for and was there was absolutely zero difficulty getting to the point. She started undressing and went into a CBJ without really even asking. She then asked if she wanted to continue with that or have sex. I opted for the sex and she rode me like a pro. After we were done, she cleaned up a bit and continued my massage until the hour was up. Sweet girl and a good time. I hope to meet somebody younger next time, but I would happily visit Cherry again

So this past week I decided to try out Tanya at OS. Went Tuesday I think, mamasan was sleeping when I went in asked her if Tanya was available she said yes so went in paid. 5 for hh. Waited for a good while in the room probably 10 mins. Thought they forgot about me haha. Then in came Tanya, kinda expected something hotter but man her service is top notch. The massage was ok but then she started to lick around my ass and rub her tits on my back and got me pretty worked up. Flipped and asked what I wanted told her FS she asked how much I had for her I told her. 6 she said ok then she started licking the boys while stroking me for a while and made me bust. Cleaned me put the cover and went for RCG then a bit CBJ then doggy then more CBJ and doggy again (seems like she really likes to please) then finished me with an uncovered HJ. Man she knows how to treat a guy the only thing I wish was she had a better body at least a bigger ass and the doggy and RCG would of been a piece of heaven but either way no complaints. Have to agree with the fellow mongers she is probably the best provider around. Been wanting to try out Vanessa at Ocean spa sounds like she has a great body but not so good service so idk.

I had a 30 min massage session with Vanessa at Ocean Spa in Port Hueneme. Cuta latina girl, age mid to late 20's, short dark hair, nice round tits, shapely behind and legs, but with a considerably thick midsection. She also has several prominent tattoos.

From the start, so-so massage, lack of enthusiasm, fairly constant complaints about how her back hurts and on and on. Funny, my experience was similar to another recent post about her. Anyway, I found the whole experience entirely unenjoyable and I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Hram292; 1581342]I went to pay a visit to Blue Moon late yesterday afternoon (haven't been there in over a year). I got spooked by a surveillance camera hanging on the front of the office building next door, with a clear shot the BM front door. So I went around to the back and saw another camera hanging on the back of that building, with a clear shot at the BM parking lot and the alley behind it. Maybe I'm getting paranoid, but with LE activities going on in Ventura, I think I'm going to be more aware of these things. I will check for such things at other Oxnard MPs this weekend. I really need some relief after being out of the country for the past several weeks.

Stay safe[/QUOTE]A little late to reply haven't been on the boards too much. Cameras have been at BM for at least 2 1/2 years even before mamasan at the old MP was murdered. So it's not new there, I've seen their monitors maybe 8-12 cameras, so smile. Most MP are videotaped whether you see the camera or not. That wall clock, or that flower might be the camera. Do what you got to do and clear out, it's good for the girls.

Is it poor manners to go to a FS place and only get a HJ what's a proper tip for just a HJ and dose anyone know Vanessa's or Tanya's schedule at OS.

[QUOTE=Comprgamer;1592540]Is it poor manners to go to a FS place and only get a HJ what's a proper tip for just a HJ and dose anyone know Vanessa's or Tanya's schedule at OS.[/QUOTE]Going to see Tanya and only getting a HJ is like going to Ruths Chris Steakhouse and ordering Peanut butter and Jelly.

[QUOTE=Hobby knob;1593096]Going to see Tanya and only getting a HJ is like going to Ruths Chris Steakhouse and ordering Peanut butter and Jelly.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny.

$40 for a handshake, $60 for a kiss, $80 for full-on cuddles.

Yeah, Vanessa does HJ as well. I've had the same experience as the recently published. You lay down, she gives a lame ass massage for about 3-5 minutes with minimal teasing. Then she flips you over. She does have nice cans but so do most. The last HJ I got from Vanessa was with a latex glove on her hand, last time I've been there. The korean mamasan there gives great massages but of course she doesn't have the latina curves.

[QUOTE=Comprgamer;1592540]Is it poor manners to go to a FS place and only get a HJ what's a proper tip for just a HJ and dose anyone know Vanessa's or Tanya's schedule at OS.[/QUOTE]My two cents: I don't think it's "poor manners" to limit your own menu choices. Many times I've been to smaller restaurants and just ordered coffee. I do over-tip the server though, since she has to do the same amount of leg work and knows she won't be getting the same amount from a full meal though.

Between the bad economy, LE investigations, time constraints, general fear of FS dangers and health risks one can come across as a first-timer in a particular parlor, manual-only is understandable, but I would kick in a few extra bucks to please the provider.

Many parlors only offer HJ and CBJ, and some do seem disappointed if you don; t take everything available (again more to do with time vs. Tip for them). I've had a couple of providers offer to "upgrade" even when I could honestly only afford lesser service (on my last visit, Cherry offered a no-charge manual to go with the freebie massage she gave me) and others might be relieved that that's all a particular monger was asking for (can you blame them?).

I do think you are missing out with not experiencing Tanya's full-service, and it's only a phone call away to get her current schedule. She may not be the hottest provider working, but NO ONE holds a candle to what she offers up. She's a really sweet lady too!

[QUOTE=Donalds; 1595563]My two cents: I don't think it's "poor manners" to limit your own menu choices. Many times I've been to smaller restaurants and just ordered coffee. I do over-tip the server though, since she has to do the same amount of leg work and knows she won't be getting the same amount from a full meal though.

Between the bad economy, LE investigations, time constraints, general fear of FS dangers and health risks one can come across as a first-timer in a particular parlor, manual-only is understandable, but I would kick in a few extra bucks to please the provider.

Many parlors only offer HJ and CBJ, and some do seem disappointed if you don; t take everything available (again more to do with time vs. Tip for them). I've had a couple of providers offer to "upgrade" even when I could honestly only afford lesser service (on my last visit, Cherry offered a no-charge manual to go with the freebie massage she gave me) and others might be relieved that that's all a particular monger was asking for (can you blame them?).

I do think you are missing out with not experiencing Tanya's full-service, and it's only a phone call away to get her current schedule. She may not be the hottest provider working, but NO ONE holds a candle to what she offers up. She's a really sweet lady too![/QUOTE]This is an interesting question that I've had to face at times because I don't always desire FS with FS providers and I can very often feel the pressure to go for "everything". However, my situation isn't right on point because I usually want more than just a HJ if I'm at a FS place. I want the girl bare ass naked, various kinds of foreplay, and usually a BJ.

Initially I disagreed with Donalds but only because my thought was that you pay more to the house in FS places, at least within the geographical confines where I'm sampling MPs. So my thought was if I'm paying the house the same amount for a half hour that I'd pay say a rub and tug Thai place for a full hour, I don't feel obligated to elevate the tip beyond what I would tip for comparable service in a rub and tug. But further reflection makes me realize that the rub and tug girls generally remain fully clothed even if you can caress a little bit on top of and underneath the clothes, and perhaps a little flash here and there, and I also realized that when I get full unhindered access to the feminine goods at a rub and tug, I do leave more than the standard donation even if I didn't get a BJ or do FS. So what it comes down to in my mind is that the girl getting naked and playing around and providing access does warrant an extra tip, though usually maybe an extra $10-20.

I've been patronizing a very young and good looking Chinese girl for hour sessions in a $50 / hr rub and tug. She'll give me a weak massage for a few minutes. Just like in a FS place. Then she gets naked and gives me an unskilled effort at body slides (and non-lubricated). Finally, she just cuddles up on the table with me for the remaining 40 minutes and we kiss and molest each other gently with her massaging my entire package most of the time, and her personality is super fun. But she's not up for FS and she'll only do covered BJ which I'm not all that into unless the lady has special skill and this one would not, so it is always just a manual release following an hour of delightful make-out and package massage. I tip her $80 for the hour and feel like it is a helluva bargain. Actually, it is more satisfying than the robotically choreographed and controlled FS that I experience with most girls in even the top tier FS places around L. A.

I just can't resist. Not getting any and I need a female touch, so I decide to see what the world has to offer. I drop by King's, once again lied to. I try the best-looking of the three girls that they had to offer and end up wasting my money. I can't finish with her handshake, that's a foul blueball.

I drop by Nicole's to get finished, and out comes this gargantuan K-girl that looks like a tranny. A swing and a miss, that's strike two.

I finally decide to drop by CB. Got a lady named Apple. Outstanding massage, and she was very nice. Finished with a handshake. If you stop by, you will love her massage technique.

I'm still trying to find young girls, but I guess I'll have to settle until I can get reconstructive surgery to become White, or learn to deal with the obese Mexicans I have access to.

ANOTHER CHERRY BLOSSOM NAUGHTY REVIEW!

"Excellent Action, Must Go!"

By Travelin-fun on Mon. 11/19/2012.

So I stopped in on a Saturday after working on my car. Read reviews and was trying to decide where to go as I was in the "mood". Called and Cherry herself answered. I asked if I could see a line-up and pick my girl. She said I should pay first, and if I didn't like, I could get my money back. Overall great time, and WAY worth it! VIP read on.

So as I said, I called ahead, paid Cherry, and she again said I would get a refund if I don't like the girl. So got ready in the room, hear the high heels walk my way, and the door open. Look over to the door and see both Cherry and a beautiful woman standing there. Cherry asks me,"she okay?" OH YEAH! So she comes in and starts a truly excellent massage. Get very relaxed and she's doing a great job! Gets at the head of the table and raises my arms so I can touch her. Most likely so I can make the first move and prove I'm not LE. So I bite, and start stroking her legs. She slides over and straddles my fingers! No panties and she's grinding my fingers up her Kitty.

After a few, she tells me to flip and makes non-verbal gesture for a HJ or a BJ. I gesture "everything" and she looks a little surprised! But smiling (beautiful) and happy! Comes back with a cover and uses her mouth to slip it on. Then she crawls on the table with me and works me, good! She's using full body contact and grinding me. And it feels incredible! I'm relaxed and pumping this beautiful Asian spinner. We go at it for about 10, and I feel it rising. I start exploding in her and she's using muscle control to literally milk me dry! Covers my mouth so I'm not too loud and is smiling and looking at me like she's surprised again! Pure excitement in her eyes! Amazing.

She gets up, cleans me up (hot towel etc.) then has me flip back over.

Starts massaging again! Soft touch, good massage, and really feeling great again for another 10 minutes! Incredible, then she dresses me (I love that) On the way out, Cherry checks again to make sure I enjoyed!

I did! I'll be back. Best time in Vta County yet.

A PERSONAL NOTE TO ALL FROM CHERRY!

We Close Thanksgiving day. Hope you & love CBS

Customers have a Super Happy Holiday! .

Went to see apple at cherrys. I had high expectations but sadly to say I was let down. I shouldve picked cherry but I wanted something new.

Anyways, the problem with apple was that she wouldn't let me go in all the way, when goin mish.

Long time lurker, first time post.

Well guys, figured I've been here long enough without posting so here goes:

I'm in my late 20's so my perceptive might be different from some of the posters.

Visited the place in Simi in the Southwest Plaza Shopping Center (were you exit in full view of of the Del Taco). Walked in and there was 2 ladies mopping / cleaning the place. One in her late 40s, early 50's and one in her mid to late 30's. It was early so I think I surprised them. The younger one brought me into one of the rooms. Very nice atmosphere, clean well decorated, darker so its easy to relax, but the room was a bit cold for my taste. She left and I though shit, the older one is coming in but I was glad she came back. She was korean, had a 4/10 face, ok body, slightly chubby but not bad at all. But she had a set of the best tits I have ever seen on a provider, natural, bit C's, and perky. She asked how long and what kind of massage, I said 1 hr (.6) and deep tissue. She said that it was her favorite kind and went to work. Massage was 9/10. I really left there feeling like the. 6 wasnt just a "key" to get to the fun stuff, it really was a great massage. She even spent some time walking on my back, which made me nervous at first but was a nice supprise. About 45 minutes in she asks me to turn over and continues the great massage on my front. But now as she rubs my chest, she softly rubs her tits on my face. Again, I'm having a great time, really relaxed, this goes on for about 5 minutes. I almost fall asleep because I'm so relaxed and she says something I can't under stand (just not paying attention, she spoke great english) and takes my hand and puts it on the tits. My shit insta-hards and she starts giggling. She keeps my hand on her tits and starts rubbing my balls and asks what else am I interested in. I point to my mouth, she giggles again and says. 5. I say I only have. 4 and she says ok. She runs out of the room, comes back with plastic rap! And starts gobbling on my balls, and I mean licks and puts both of them in her mouth. She does a great job with my balls and then puts the plastic on my dick and starts going to town on it, and I'm thinking, what the shit will that do? Anyway I blow a load in her mough after about 5 minutes, sperm got everywere including her mouth I'm sure. She cleaned me up, rubbed me for another few minutes and I left. The door opening to a line of cars was uncomfortable.

I've also visited Cherry Blossoms because of the great reviews here and was not disappointed. Probably been there 7 or 8 times. Always with cherry and aways leave happy. She really does make me feel comfortable and is crazy at fucking. I'm tall and well built so I ussualy get the "oh you botty so nice" comments that totally turn me off, but she never made any stupid comments or faked noices (although I almost squished her during mish, knocked the hair out of her lungs LOL). I've asked for FS from her only a couple of times because her CBJ's are so great that they are enough to make me leave with a smile. I've asked for a BBBJ but the only thing she's do is only cover the head and then go to town. Always pays attention to my balls and is really good at deepthroating. I ussualy cum with my dick half way down her throat and she doesn't mind at all. One time she was going to town on my dick and was rubbing my asshole and I asked her to go deaper (in her throat) and she looked at me confused and was like "in my mouth deeper or in your butt deeper?" I actually laughed and said that I don't like things in my ass and she started laughing too and said that some of you sicko's ask for shit in their asses! Dudes really? Its a massage parlor, not a working girl house.

The only thing about cheery's is that again, I'm a little young for her and she mentions every time that she'll have a young girl for me next time I come, and I remind her when I get into the room, but she always comes in to provide the service. Again, I always enjoy her company, but I'm still looking for a younger 20's provider I can go to.

So here's the question. Where can I find younger providers? Somewhere in their 20's.

[QUOTE=Vash420; 1603381]Went to see apple at cherrys. I had high expectations but sadly to say I was let down. I shouldve picked cherry but I wanted something new.

Anyways, the problem with apple was that she wouldn't let me go in all the way, when goin mish.[/QUOTE]Here's Cherry's response:

"We will up day CBS quality & service.

Make sure every single customer Have.

A great experience at our spa."

Sorry it's taken so long to post, I just registered. On Tuesday the 6th I went to a lmp (never had a latina before) in Oxnard looking for a good massage (important to me) and a little extra relief. Looking on these forums and on RM & AS I found a highly reviewed place and decided to go. When I arrived, mms asked if it was my first time, of course I said "yes, a few months ago." I asked for 1 hr and she asked for the. 5 (with coupon) and then told me to wait, all the girls were busy. 25 min later, I was brought in by mms and led to a moderately clean room and waited a couple of minutes for Carolina to come in. She sits on the table next to me and feigns a massage, nothing really more than a couple of light brush strokes on my back and then onto the inner thighs and then up to the boys and asks if I like and want more, all with an inviting smile on her face. When I motioned for a BJ she asked how much I had, and I told her. 6, which she was okay with. She proceeded to leave the room to get a cover and returned 5 minutes later and immediately took her top off to reveal the most amazing big titties I've ever had the pleasure of handling, very big and firm. She then applied the cover with her mouth and went to town. Unfortunately I overspent due to the fact that it had been so long since my last BJ and the 5 minutes of tit-play, I blew my load in only 2 minutes. Total time = 20 minutes, total $ = $.1, total satisfaction = PRICELESS. I'll definitely return, only I'll only pay the 30 for $30 price since there really is no massage and save the extra $20 toward my next visit.

Cheers

[QUOTE=BSinTo; 1604740]Sorry it's taken so long to post, I just registered. On Tuesday the 6th I went to a lmp (never had a latina before) in Oxnard looking for a good massage (important to me) and a little extra relief. Looking on these forums and on RM & AS I found a highly reviewed place and decided to go. When I arrived, mms asked if it was my first time, of course I said "yes, a few months ago." I asked for 1 hr and she asked for the. 5 (with coupon) and then told me to wait, all the girls were busy. 25 min later, I was brought in by mms and led to a moderately clean room and waited a couple of minutes for Carolina to come in. She sits on the table next to me and feigns a massage, nothing really more than a couple of light brush strokes on my back and then onto the inner thighs and then up to the boys and asks if I like and want more, all with an inviting smile on her face. When I motioned for a BJ she asked how much I had, and I told her. 6, which she was okay with. She proceeded to leave the room to get a cover and returned 5 minutes later and immediately took her top off to reveal the most amazing big titties I've ever had the pleasure of handling, very big and firm. She then applied the cover with her mouth and went to town. Unfortunately I overspent due to the fact that it had been so long since my last BJ and the 5 minutes of tit-play, I blew my load in only 2 minutes. Total time = 20 minutes, total $ = $.1, total satisfaction = PRICELESS. I'll definitely return, only I'll only pay the 30 for $30 price since there really is no massage and save the extra $20 toward my next visit.

Cheers[/QUOTE]What is the name of this fine latin establishment?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80[/url]

[QUOTE=BSinTo;1604740]Looking on these forums and on RM & AS I found a highly reviewed place and decided to go.[/QUOTE]Yeah, a name and location really helps, plus more details on the cleanliness and ametities of the place. And for those of us stupid ones who are out of the loop, what is RM & AS?

[QUOTE=Donalds;1605211]Yeah, a name and location really helps, plus more details on the cleanliness and ametities of the place. And for those of us stupid ones who are out of the loop, what is RM & AS?[/QUOTE]Well according to BST you_tube posting it points to BM. RM and AS I haven't gotten yet. I'll have to truck up to the nard soon to check this little latina out. Last time I been there though the door charge for 1 hour was .8, .1 off for the card so .7 for the hour?? Now their charging .5 for an hour, is it that slow in the nard??

Hey Guys,

I aint knew to the AMP scene, but I am knew to this forum scene and the lingo. I'll learn as I go. I've spent some time reading over all your posts. I just want to contribute to you all and learn from you all as well. I also got some funny stories for you, including my first time at an AMP. I will tell that later upon request.

I never went to A-1, but I know Ruby at BM. I also know Gizelle, Patti, Lola, Ana, (AKA Angie according to you guys; I guess she went by that name at A-1.) Lola and Ruby are related as cousins, I think.

I was with Gizelle once back in December. Smokin' hot body, total exhibitionist. Anyone who has been to the BM knows the layout of the rooms on the right as you walk down the hall from the door. They have mirrors.

Gizelle likes to watch you nail her in the mirror. Not sure if you guys are into this, but it's good info.

Ruby isn't as pretty as Lola, but she's cool. Patti is the most down to earth. Patti is attractive, she's an excellent masseuse and she's very up close, personable and a neat gal. I recommend her. I'the tell you more but I'm a little concerned about her seeing this and that might wreck my customer-masseuse relationship thus far.

Okay, you guys have also talked about the spot on Bard and Saviers. Fucken sucks. DON'T GO. First time I went two years ago and I was harder than times in '29. I drew an older gal with Bush and for some reason she thought talking baby-talk in a high pitched voice was attractive. It's not. It sucks. I went several months later and drew a smoking hot young thing named 'Helen. ' Last time I went looking for Helen, I got the old broad with the baby talk. Never went back.

Nu Body Spa in Ventura only offers HJ. Went twice. Got HJ from a young lady the first time, paid her $40. Second time, I got a decent massage from an older woman. She offered HJ, I declined. Something about her told me it wasn't worth it.

Lucky Spa in Camarillo is a contradiction in terms—you don't get lucky. You get an excellent massage, but nothing else. Also in Camarillo there's Camarillo Day Spa. They give you a good massage on HJ. That's it. It seems Oxnard is the spot in the county for AMP and anything else besides HJ.

I haven't mongered in several months due to funds, but I'm looking to make a December comeback.

Hey Guys,

I aint knew to the AMP scene, but I am knew to this forum scene and the lingo. I'll learn as I go. I've spent some time reading over all your posts. I just want to contribute to you all and learn from you all as well. I also got some funny stories for you, including my first time at an AMP. I will tell that later upon request.

I never went to A-1, but I know Ruby at BM. I also know Gizelle, Patti, Lola, Ana, (AKA Angie according to you guys; I guess she went by that name at A-1.) Lola and Ruby are related as cousins, I think.

I was with Gizelle once back in December. Smokin' hot body, total exhibitionist. Anyone who has been to the BM knows the layout of the rooms on the right as you walk down the hall from the door. They have mirrors. Gizelle likes to watch you nail her in the mirror. Not sure if you guys are into this, but it's good info.

Ruby isn't as pretty as Lola, but she's cool. Patti is the most down to earth. Patti is attractive, she's an excellent masseuse and she's very up close, personable and a neat gal. I recommend her. I'the tell you more but I'm a little concerned about her seeing this and that might wreck my customer-masseuse relationship thus far.

Okay, you guys have also talked about the spot on Bard and Saviers. Fucken sucks. DON'T GO. First time I went two years ago and I was harder than times in '29. I drew an older gal with Bush and for some reason she thought talking baby-talk in a high pitched voice was attractive. It's not. It sucks. I went several months later and drew a smoking hot young thing named 'Helen. ' Last time I went looking for Helen, I got the old broad with the baby talk. Never went back.

Nu Body Spa in Ventura only offers HJ. Went twice. Got HJ from a young lady the first time, paid her $40. Second time, I got a decent massage from an older woman. She offered HJ, I declined. Something about her told me it wasn't worth it.

Lucky Spa in Camarillo is a contradiction in terms—you don't get lucky. You get an excellent massage, but nothing else. Also in Camarillo there's Camarillo Day Spa. They give you a good massage on HJ. That's it. It seems Oxnard is the spot in the county for AMP and anything else besides HJ.

I haven't mongered in several months due to funds, but I'm looking to make a December comeback.

Hey Guys,

I aint knew to the AMP scene, but I am knew to this forum scene and the lingo. I'll learn as I go. I've spent some time reading over all your posts. I just want to contribute to you all and learn from you all as well. I also got some funny stories for you, including my first time at an AMP. I will tell that later upon request.

I never went to A-1, but I know Ruby at BM. I also know Gizelle, Patti, Lola, Ana, (aka Angie, according to you guys; I guess she went by that name at A-1.) Lola and Ruby are related as cousins, I think.

I was with Gizelle once back in December. Smokin' hot body, total exhibitionist. Anyone who has been to the BM knows the layout of the rooms on the right as you walk down the hall from the door. They have mirrors. Gizelle likes to watch you nail her in the mirror. Not sure if you guys are into this, but it's good info.

Ruby isn't as pretty as Lola, but she's cool. Patti is the most down to earth. Patti is attractive, she's an excellent masseuse and she's very up close, personable and a neat gal. I recommend her. I'the tell you more but I'm a little concerned about her seeing this and that might wreck my customer-masseuse relationship thus far.

Okay, you guys have also talked about the spot on Bard and Saviers. Fucken sucks. DON'T GO. First time I went two years ago and I was harder than times in '29. I drew an older gal with Bush and for some reason she thought talking baby-talk in a high pitched voice was attractive. It's not. It sucks. I went several months later and drew a smoking hot young thing named 'Helen. ' Last time I went looking for Helen, I got the old broad with the baby talk. Never went back.

Nu Body Spa in Ventura only offers HJ. Went twice. Got HJ from a young lady the first time, paid her $40. Second time, I got a decent massage from an older woman. She offered HJ, I declined. Something about her told me it wasn't worth it.

Lucky Spa in Camarillo is a contradiction in terms—you don't get lucky. You get an excellent massage, but nothing else. Also in Camarillo there's Camarillo Day Spa. They give you a good massage on HJ. That's it. It seems Oxnard is the spot in the county for AMP and anything else besides HJ.

I haven't mongered in several months due to funds, but I'm looking to make a December comeback.

"Well according to BST you_tube posting it points to BM. RM and AS I haven't gotten yet. I'll have to truck up to the nard soon to check this little latina out. Last time I been there though the door charge for 1 hour was. 8, .1 off for the card so. 7 for the hour? Now their charging. 5 for an hour, is it that slow in the nard?"

When was the last time you were there? In August it was $60 an hour and $40 for half hour.

"I never went to A-1, but I know Ruby at BM. I also know Gizelle, Patti, Lola, Ana, (aka Angie, according to you guys; I guess she went by that name at A-1.) Lola and Ruby are related as cousins, I think."

My Bad. I mean to say "Lola, aka Ana".

And sorry I posted the same damn thing three times. Like I said, I'm new to the forum.

I aint positive, but I think RM stands for Rubmaps. Com, a nifty place where reviews are listed. AS is probably a similar site.

Might want to also look at ********. Com. I think you got to fork over some money (you have to fork over money to read all the reviews on rubmaps, too) for reviews, but you might find those sites useful.

I found those sites years ago, but I paid no money. I just jumped into the swimming pool.

[QUOTE=Donalds;1605211]Yeah, a name and location really helps, plus more details on the cleanliness and ametities of the place. And for those of us stupid ones who are out of the loop, what is RM & AS?[/QUOTE]RM = Rub Maps.

AS = Adult Search (my guess on this one).

LS

[QUOTE=Donalds;1605211]Yeah, a name and location really helps, plus more details on the cleanliness and ametities of the place. And for those of us stupid ones who are out of the loop, what is RM & AS?[/QUOTE]Sorry, Rubmaps and Adultsearch.

[QUOTE=Smitty Jones; 1605376]"Well according to BST you_tube posting it points to BM. RM and AS I haven't gotten yet. I'll have to truck up to the nard soon to check this little latina out. Last time I been there though the door charge for 1 hour was. 8, .1 off for the card so. 7 for the hour? Now their charging. 5 for an hour, is it that slow in the nard?"

When was the last time you were there? In August it was $60 an hour and $40 for half hour.[/QUOTE]Nice, lower door fees now, been about 18 months since I last went. Do you know if the sisters still own the other LMP down the street from BM? They used to rotate the girls back and fourth. For LMP service, though the SFV has better, higher quality providers, not to mention multiple non-pro action. But just like in the nard, LE has been hitting and citing the girls for not being CMT and registered in CA. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Luv Da Latinas;1606180]Nice, lower door fees now, been about 18 months since I last went. Do you know if the sisters still own the other LMP down the street from BM? They used to rotate the girls back and fourth. For LMP service, though the SFV has better, higher quality providers, not to mention multiple non-pro action. But just like in the nard, LE has been hitting and citing the girls for not being CMT and registered in CA. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]You're talking about the AMP on A St, right? Sweet Dreams Spa. Not sure if the sisters own it, but yes, they still rotate the girls, but only one or two of them. (I DON'T KNOW WHO OWNS THEM BOTH, but I know whoever owns BM owns SD. Valeria was working at SD and she pretty much ran the show. That place sucks.

Also, there's one on Main St in Ventura just to the west of Arby's. That used to be a decent place for a whacky-whacky (HJ) , but last time I went they sent a GUY to my room. I told him to get fucked and I left.

BM is just a block away from Pat Holden's. Might want to stop in there prior to going to BM. Get a couple shooters first. That intensifies the experience in BM. BM has always been clean and relaxing every time I've gone.

Two other new girls were working there as of May 2012, and both are finer than frogs hairs split four ways. Again, the following is only information. I don't know if you're into quality, quantity or both.

Mia is probably 22, petite and gorgeous. Nice rack, doesn't speak much English. You lie there and she basically hem haws and hums around with your back before asking what you want. She's beautiful, but like many gorgeous women she isn't the greatest FS. However, she is gorgeous.

Cathy is the same way, only a little older. Patty is by far the best all around because she's super cool.

There's also a 40 year old that's long lean and lanky that advertises body rubs on BP in T. O. She's supposed to be great but she stood me up.

I wish I knew about this forum years ago because I'd have learned a lot earlier. As it is, I had to learn more as I go.

Thanks for the heads up regarding the LE. Stay Safe.

Whatever happened to Massage Maestro? I liked reading his posts from several years ago.

[QUOTE=Smitty Jones; 1606470]You're talking about the AMP on A St, right? Sweet Dreams Spa. Not sure if the sisters own it, but yes, they still rotate the girls, but only one or two of them. (I DON'T KNOW WHO OWNS THEM BOTH, but I know whoever owns BM owns SD. Valeria was working at SD and she pretty much ran the show. That place sucks.

Also, there's one on Main St in Ventura just to the west of Arby's. That used to be a decent place for a whacky-whacky (HJ) , but last time I went they sent a GUY to my room. I told him to get fucked and I left.

BM is just a block away from Pat Holden's. Might want to stop in there prior to going to BM. Get a couple shooters first. That intensifies the experience in BM. BM has always been clean and relaxing every time I've gone.

Two other new girls were working there as of May 2012, and both are finer than frogs hairs split four ways. Again, the following is only information. I don't know if you're into quality, quantity or both.

Mia is probably 22, petite and gorgeous. Nice rack, doesn't speak much English. You lie there and she basically hem haws and hums around with your back before asking what you want. She's beautiful, but like many gorgeous women she isn't the greatest FS. However, she is gorgeous.

Cathy is the same way, only a little older. Patty is by far the best all around because she's super cool.

There's also a 40 year old that's long lean and lanky that advertises body rubs on BP in T. O. She's supposed to be great but she stood me up.

I wish I knew about this forum years ago because I'd have learned a lot earlier. As it is, I had to learn more as I go.

Thanks for the heads up regarding the LE. Stay Safe.

Whatever happened to Massage Maestro? I liked reading his posts from several years ago.[/QUOTE]Is Ruby from A-1 and BM a few years back still at BM? She use to be alot of fun. And would go into detail what she likes doing best. Those that have been with her already know what that is. .

Bm was a great place before all the bad postings a year or so ago. Sounds like things are better now.

Gee05

[QUOTE=Gee05; 1607186]Is Ruby from A-1 and BM a few years back still at BM? She use to be alot of fun. And would go into detail what she likes doing best. Those that have been with her already know what that is.

Bm was a great place before all the bad postings a year or so ago. Sounds like things are better now.

Gee05[/QUOTE]Ruby is still at BM.

I just went to "Asian massage" on hemlock in Oxnard. First time. I went into place. It was quiet. No one seemed to be there then all a sudden an Asian lady came from back and told me to follow her. I did. She took me to a room and then told me 40$ for half hour. Took my money and left. She came back and told me to lay down face 1st. I did. She began. 15 min into it she too me to turn on my back. I then asked her if there was happy endings. She sort of chuckled. And said no. I said m fries told me there was. She kinda said no there wasn't. I didn't believe her. But gave up. What am I suppose to ask for? Or say. Or do? I'm new. Anyone have experience with this place?

atGee, the Ruby formerly from A-1 is still at Blue Moon. I stopped by there a couple weeks ago to ask if a particular provider was working that day (which she wasn't) , then I asked Ruby if she was working that day and she said she wasn't (was the "manager" that day) , come back another day blah blah blah. Anyway, to answer your question, yes, Ruby is still at Blue Moon.

In response to earlier posts about Ruby at Tokyo Spa, I decided I would call to see if she was available today for a massage and was told that "she is in Mexico." So you might be out of luck for awhile. In any case, I'd call ahead before driving any distance to Tokyo Spa.

[QUOTE=Brandan003;1607364]I just went to "Asian massage" on hemlock in Oxnard. Or say. Or do? I'm new. Anyone have experience with this place?[/QUOTE]I'm so friggin broke and been out of the loop for so long I'm probably the LAST person to offer any advice, but I'll kick in my two cents and you can PM me if you want as well.

Some good general thought are to read all the reviews here, and do you homework online as well. It's pretty obvious which places are consistently "good" or "bad"-stick to the ones with the best and most current reviews. Contact other members privately who have the most recent positive experiences.

If your're still a newbie of course I have to recommend the best of the best, Tanya at Oriental Spa on Saviers and Cherry over at CBS on Ventura and 5th. Both will provide everything you want with little or no hassle up front, particularly if you've been there before. Health Center on St. Mary's used to be a great "go to" spot but the women could vary from drop dead gorgeous to pot luck, and I haven't been there is a while so not sure how things are being run or if the decades-long Mammasan is still in charge there (doubt it).

Good general advice is as always, show up clean and sober, tip well, treat the ladies right-don't be an asshole. Oh, and don't act like a cop!

THIS JUST GOT POSTED ON NAUGHTY REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Still Fantastic. But about to Change"

I have visited Oriental Spa several times over the past year and have continually been pleased with the service. After reading the latest two reviews I was worried that my next visit would be a disappointment. It most certainly was not! Mamasan greeted me at the door eagerly and showed me to a room after confirming that Tanya would be available shortly. The room was clean and tidy, albeit a bit run down. Hey, this isn't the Ritz-Carlton. Tanya arrived shortly thereafter with her usual enthusiasm and warmth and we commenced with a terrific massage. For those without Premium accounts, I am happy to report that everything was fantastic as usual. For those with Premium accounts, read on. IMPORTANT NOTE: Tanya may be leaving this establishment before the end of 2012. If I discover that this is true I will be sure to post where she can be found.

Tanya arrived in her usual tube dress and gave me a fantastic rubdown. I am always impressed at her technique. She is, without question, the most skilled masseuse I have ever encountered in a place that provides full service. Afterwards, she treated me to her usual trademark moves. A feathery fingertip massage across my entire body, some LFK, and some deep, rewarding rimming. After the flip, she stripped, gave a full body to body massage, some DFK, and then she spun into a 69 and we devoured each other. I was pleased to bring her to full release twice while DATY. She expertly slipped on a cover and we started with some energetic CG before she requested DS. She's never requested a particular position from me before and I was happy to oblige. We made this last as long as possible and both finished gasping for air. She never fails to lovingly clean me from head to toe, even slipping on my socks as she massages my feet. It was as good if not better than my previous visits and I only hope I can get back for another visit before she leaves. Can't recommend her highly enough. The best GFE massage ever!

atTanya Report: Sounds good, Donalds. Good job! And thanks for the excellent review.

I'll have to check Tanya out one of these days.

I'm happy over at BM. I went in yesterday afternoon and the Square across the street was quite crowded. I parked a block away, surveyed the area on foot as I smoked a cigarette. Crushed it out and noticed a security guard next door to BM at Reiters. WTF?

He walked inside Reiters and when he did I walked in BM and rang the bell. Lola answered at the window. Lola's cute as a button. She told me Ruby would be in to see me. I said,"You ain't available?" She smiled and said no, she's the manager today.

Fine.

Ruby came in and gave me the usual since she's familiar with me. She remarked that she hadn't seen me in some time. I said,"No funds lately."

Ruby has gained some weight since the last time I saw her. She's still way cool.

She also said there's some new girls working there, and if you are familiar with BM and BM is familiar with you, I highly advise you go to BM during the week Wed-Fri. That is, if you want to try out a new girl.

Ruby manages Sat-Monday. Lola and Patti work Sat-Mon. Ruby, obviously, works Tuesday.

Or, you can call and ask for yourself. Find out the names of the new girls and then PM me and I'll let you know if they're new or not.

Just be safe, guys.

Smitty

A couple of weeks ago I went to Ocean Spa in Port Hueneme.

Greeted by short latina with huge tits and big gut. She would be cute if it wasnt for her stomach. Asked for 1 hr, she said I should only get 1/2 hour (I must have looked like I was looking for some action) so I paid standard rate, I think. 4.

Woman named Ana came in, in mid 40's. 3 or 4 out of 10. No body, plain face. She asked how I liked my massage and I said deep and she delivered. Very good massage, even cracked my back. I was even thinking that the massage was too good to be coming from someone that provides extras, but I just kept enjoying it.

After 20 minutes she asked me to turn over and started massaging my legs, not sexually, and I thought it was over and was ok with just a good relaxing massage. But after 1-2 minutes, she stopped, pointed at my dick and asked "this too?" I was like "yes please!"

She asked if I wanted hand cream or oil and I said I wanted BJ, she said it wasnt offered and that she only did HJ. I never, ever got a HJ from provider because I thought I would never bust, but to my surprise, she did a great job and I busted after 4-5 minutes. I thought it was a perfect ending to a great massage, even though I really wanted a BJ. She then finished the massage, rubbed my feet for another 5 minutes. Tipped. 4 for a 45m session.

She said she was leaving that spa at the end of that week because of how the house ran things and going to K-spa in oxnard so if anyone wants a good massage with a great HJ.