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I havent had any reports lately, went to Kyoto yesterday, found all new ladies, much younger and a new manager. It is Michele from Pine Tree Spa. Got great service, on extra fun, some touching and peaking, believe she was nervous that she did not know me, Masage was good, the finish was great she is good with her hands, cant rememeber her name but she was cute, small and nice firm tits. Will return.
Against my better judement, I decided to climb those stairs again. Luck of the draw produced Candy. No where near as old as my last massage provider, with long curly hair and a face that was at least average. Rack was all natural and above average in size. Started out with lay down shower, my favorite, came out squeaky clean on all areas, back to room for massage. Massage was lite touch with lots of teasing. After the flip hands were free to roam up top while she took care of business. Cleaned up with hot towel and offered a drink. Felt a bit rushed, although it was kind of near closing time, out the door in 45 minutes. I will return for the shower and possibly to satisfy my craving for sweets.
Hey guys, been awhile since I've posted since I've been out of the scene. Over the past couple of months I've been checking out that massage place on Fairmount and went there this past week but noticed nothing was going on. Didn't bother to knock since the space looked dark. Anyone know what's going on with the place?
Been there twice since August and the massage was good and ended on happy note.
Sorry, I don't know another area to post this and I'm looking for legal-type advice or guidance
I'm going through a divorce currently where my to-be ex alleges adultery with a non-pro. She learned of my transgressions through a Private Investigator she hired to follow me.
In addition to everything else, she appears to have come across an email address under which I posted escort reviews (on another site) back in the 2002/2003 timeframe. I can't be sure if she came across this name by searching my laptop, or by other means. Regardless, she mentioned this email address without telling me how she learned of it.
If you google this email address, you'd see a review I posted on another site. If you were to gain access to the site, certainly you can easily find other reviews through additional searches.
So, basically I don't know what information she knows. I have not told my attorney of these of escort/massage encounters that I reviewed, nor would I prefer to if I don't have to.
I have an interrogatory that is due soon, where it asks to list all my previous sexual encounters, dates, times, etc. Obviously these are answered under oath with the threat of perjury.
So basically, I would just like to get some thoughts, or advice, guidance, etc. , as to whether I should disclose all of this to my attorney or maybe it doesn't make a difference. I have not been notified of a pending deposition.
Yes, I'm ignorant with respect to all of this. I've not gone through these divorce proceedings before. I'd prefer not to tell my attorney all the past details (from 5-6 years ago) because it is not central to this divorce, but if it comes up, she should be aware.
I know what my head tells me to do.- to let my attorney know. I'd prefer to bury the past in the past.
Thanks in advance
[QUOTE=JankMonster]I know what my head tells me to do.- to let my attorney know. I'd prefer to bury the past in the past.[/QUOTE]Dude,
I feel for you even though I have not been through what you are going through. You may want to bury your past, but there is no way your soon to be ex will. If she hired a PI, she is digging for everything.
Instead of us mongers trying to advise you, let your lawyer know EVERYTHING and she can sort it out what needs to be said and what does not. Additionally, she can tell you if talking about these escort/massage encounters will have any other legal ramifications.
Good Luck
Post that sort of question/statement in off topic reports. It sounds like you don't have representation, or have an incompetent attorney. If you're going through proceedings now, you should not allow yourself to be pushed around by or follow the directions of her attorney. You will be very sorry. First of all your attorney should be working to stop that interrogatory or at the very least walk you through. Let her attorney do the work. Do not list anything she cannot prove in a court. Even if she thinks you had an affair, let her attorney prove adultery. Let her attorney find the escort and issue her a subpoena.(good luck) Your attorney should be prepping you for this hearing. If you fill out that interrogatory to it's full extent you won't even have a chance to state your piece in court because the dispute is resolved. Spend the money on a good attorney. You should disclose everything to your attorney, so he can prepare to spin anything that comes your way in court. Don't worry about being viewed a certain way by your attorney. They handle this sort of thing on a daily basis and have seen much worse.
Good Luck Jank.. I hate to see a fellow man get taken by a woman, but that's the American way. In the future, don't get married........
---Mr. Fox I stand corrected. The proper adjustments have been made to the post. It's good to see the courts no longer award a spouse any moneys.
I wish you the best Jank. Treat yourself to some tail tonight.
Slim
The moment your wife goes to a divorce attorney, your getting divorced.
Your former spouse is now your most dreaded enemy. Agree to nothing. Sign nothing. Get the meanest most agressive divorce attorney you can find.
Allimony is a thing of the past.
Child custody is flexible if you can provide a home, you can have the kids.
Child support is a formula, depends on both income levels.
Negotiate every thing.
Oh and adultry only gives the other party to get a divorce A/O, no waiting period. Fine is $10. Who cares. Does not effect child support, allimony, or custody. Only drugs and violence effects child custody.
This was awhile ago, some laws may have changed.
Smiling Fox,
Ah you think I have done this?
Ended with shared physical custody, no child support, she actually owed me $7/month, and no allimony, of course, she made more than me. You just have to work it right.
[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]The moment your wife goes to a divorce attorney, your getting divorced.
Your former spouse is now your most dreaded enemy. Agree to nothing. Sign nothing. Get the meanest most agressive divorce attorney you can find.
Allimony is a thing of the past.
Child custody is flexible if you can provide a home, you can have the kids.
Child support is a formula, depends on both income levels.
Negotiate every thing.
Oh and adultry only gives the other party to get a divorce A/O, no waiting period. Fine is $10. Who cares. Does not effect child support, allimony, or custody. Only drugs and violence effects child custody.
This was awhile ago, some laws may have changed.
Smiling Fox,
Ah you think I have done this?
Ended with shared physical custody, no child support, she actually owed me $7/month, and no allimony, of course, she made more than me. You just have to work it right.[/QUOTE]Smiling Fox is right The laws are way different now than before
Agree to nothing and above all don't fall for the OH POOR LITTLE ME BULLSHIT they are only looking out for themselves
I can tell you this I ended up just like Smiling Fox with shared physical custody, no child support, she could owe me if I would have pushed it and no allimony,
DO NOT GIVE IN Get a good attorney.
M1951
Dang everyone, first let me say I'm humbled. Thank you for your strong showing and supportive thoughts and words of advice. The other thing I'd like to say is, dang, I thought I had more reports than I do! Ever since moving to this house 4 years ago, my monger days have definitely been a LOT more limited than they were. That plus a really bad accident. But, be that as it may.
I should've posted in the Off Topic reports section, perhaps. I wish there was a legal section on this site (correct me if I'm skipped over it). I figured most of my P4P adventures have been in the massage area, so here is where I chose to post.
I'm also sorry I'm still moderated and that it'll take this post here a while for to show up.
I really do feel like I have good representation. I went over these interrogatories today with my attorney and some of what she said echo's what you say, Bmore Slim, that I should limit what I say in my interrogatory answers and let them do the work and prove it in court. I also feel I should (regrettably) let my atty know everything. I was hoping to bury the past in the past.
The only other thing I wanted to say, this lady, central to the divorce is not in the escort/massage industry. She's a person I know, but the facts central to my question related to reviews I posted back in the day on another site which easily are found (I was a lot more naive then) by a search using the email address my soon-to-be ex found.
So, thank you everyone.
Perhaps somewhere (an entirely new thread perhaps?) someone should start a section on very aggressive divorce attorney's located in our area.
Just a thought. I'd read it! :)
[QUOTE=JankMonster]Perhaps somewhere (an entirely new thread perhaps?) someone should start a section on very aggressive divorce attorney's located in our area.Just a thought. I'd read it! :)[/QUOTE]
Jank, you are definitely on the right track trying to find the meanest sob in the County to represent you. Her attorney will go to great lengths to portray you as the worst human being ever to walk the earth.No more Mr., nice guy. Just remember there is no sense in trying to be amicable. Go for the juggler. Most attorneys will try to file as many frivolous motions and discovery requests to ware the other side down and to keep the meter running.You really never know how good your attorney is until you see him/her in action li.e. court. Mine was recommended and was incompetent. I ended up with a dud of an attorney who cost me dearly. I wanted to change but it was too late. no other attorney would take over my case sinse it was so badly fucked up.unfortunately my case was heard in Montgomery County - home of your most liberal, pro femist judges. To say I got my ass kicked big time is an understatement. Good luck.BBB
Great topic for us too, I am sure there are alot of us who have or are divorced. Some need to get thru it. Need some advice. Its a feminist world in the divorce court, so men have rights too.
Jank move it to a new thread.
But thanks for sharing and bringing up the subject, its a very real and relivant subject to discuss.
Smiling Fox
divorce settlement; In theory, it's suppose to reflect an equal division of marital property which includes retirement and 401 plans, regardless how titled, in addition to her perceived financial need. FOR example, if your car or home is titled in only your name,not both you and your wife's. IT will more than likely be deemed marital property, even if you can show you have paid the entire mortgage or loan YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE THE COURT with your financial statement listing all your assets and approximate value. Now both attorneys will now know your ability to pay is. This is an entirely subjective process and will vary from judge to judge. In other words, if there were 5 different judges adjudicating your case they will come up with 5 different settlement decisions, IT BOILS DOWN TO HOW LUCKY YOU ARE WHEN THE DICE ARE ROLLED. no since appealing their decions as the deck is stacked against you.The judges and attorneys are a close-nit fraternity and stick together for the most part. The only real chance you have winning an appeal is if a procedural error occurred. I COULD TELL YOU ONE HORROR STORY AFTER ANOTHER, BUT IT WOULD SERVE NO USEFUL PURPOSE. BBB
Smiling Fox is exactly right. Read his post again and pretend that I wrote it. The only difference is that I had to pay a small amount of child support (50-50 custody, I made more money than the ex). My knowledge is from 10 years ago.
One thing to add is that I admitted having an affair in a questionaire from her attorney. My attorney said my answer really didn't make any difference but I could have problems if I said "no" and then it was proven that I really did have an affair. I never heard anything about it after I did the questionair.
Horsetrader
WTF do you think this is....divorce court....take your problems somewhere else !!!!!!!!
Ok, when the cow and I got divorced there was no negotiation of some things, money was first. I'm fairly solvent when it comes to cash, she wasn't. So, guess who had to pay. Me. All her cash went to the 7 credit cards she had. She made more than me. She got everything she wanted and that was that. All the wedding gifts, all the furniture, the TV and all that, it was all gone one day and would have cost me more in lawyers fee to get it back than to just go and get another one. I had my car and the house before we tied the knot and that's what I kept. Savings. That vanished. Checking account. GONE! Prenup is the only way to go if you're dumb enough to get married today. Never again for me. It was horrible. After a while, I couldn't even breathe.
I may be different with my "marriage experience" but it was a horrid. Marriage itself is antiquated and should be abolished. This is what brings me to the massage parlor.
Twice a month I get what I want for not even $400.
Day 2 into my marriage, what died. Oh yeah, the sex. The headaches started in Hawaii and continued all the way into a year. I think I got 'it' 5 times that year. So now I visit the spa and deal with someone who's happy to see me, happy with what we're doing and that's it. No birthdays to remember, no anniversaries, no Christmas gift guessing, no rugrats. And I can breathe. I do what I want, when I want, with my money.
I've tried dating and it's a disaster too. I think I'm too nice. Most women seem addicted to assholes. I'm well off, have two cars and own a house. I'm shunned while total losers get women left and right. Fuck'them all.
The spa just works too well.
Just my opinion and experience talking.
I haven't been in a few weeks and hope to post when I do.
Cabbie!
[QUOTE=Thewayoflaotzu]I had this crazy dream about a place with a Golden name on the way to Ellicott City -- off 108 near the intersection of route 1 and 175 in Jessup, actually. I was looking for a place called GNC but it's not the vitamin place and it's on an old Waterloo Road.
I entered, greeeted by MMS (?) named Candy with big wavy hair and big pendulous bags of a natural sort and a little dog underneath her feet. She asked if this was my first Golden trip and I said no but actually it sort of was since my last Golden trip had had a wait that made me wake up from my dream and not return until today. So Candy was my companion for the hour. Seems like I needed to wash up and that was great and a nice time. Then she asked for tips before we discussed other topics and I illustrated a story I had heard about 6 Jacksons which was one more Jackson than my other usual stories but I wanted to be sure that she understood me since I was new to this Golden dreamland.
She left for a few minutes and then returned and we discussed a great many things and I kept dreaming. She was about to cover up Don Johnson but then she told me about an episode of BJ and the bear that was bareback -- she said something about other tips for other things but I stressed that my tip should have been more than enough for this kind of story telling. I attempted to tell her about a visit I had to the Pacific Rim and she didn't want to hear it and she didn't want to tell me any similar stories either. Then Don put on his cover and there was talk of missionaries and cowgirls and finally, since I was a bit nervous, I quickly told her a story about white Russians.
Very good dream in many ways though I felt like it was over too soon without enough diversions. A little bit business-like was this dream but many good things about it. Candy was nicer than some dreams I've had at BT in the past in some ways. And she had two MASSIVE charms that really intrigued this treasure hunter. Perhaps if I hadn't been nervous, I would have kept dreaming for a second white Russian but alas this dream lasted a little under an hour all told.[/QUOTE]I think I can speak for everyone in saying stop paying more then you should. I have seen Candy probably a total of 10 times, the first couple I was able to negoiate FS for .8, now because of guys like you over tipping, its back up to .100. In tough economic times we need to work together to keep the price low
[QUOTE=CabDriver52]Ok, when the cow and I got divorced there was no negotiation of some things, money was first. I'm fairly solvent when it comes to cash, she wasn't. So, guess who had to pay. Me. All her cash went to the 7 credit cards she had. She made more than me. She got everything she wanted and that was that. All the wedding gifts, all the furniture, the TV and all that, it was all gone one day and would have cost me more in lawyers fee to get it back than to just go and get another one. I had my car and the house before we tied the knot and that's what I kept. Savings. That vanished. Checking account. GONE! Prenup is the only way to go if you're dumb enough to get married today. Never again for me. It was horrible. After a while, I couldn't even breathe.
I may be different with my "marriage experience" but it was a horrid. Marriage itself is antiquated and should be abolished. This is what brings me to the massage parlor.
Twice a month I get what I want for not even $400.
Day 2 into my marriage, what died. Oh yeah, the sex. The headaches started in Hawaii and continued all the way into a year. I think I got 'it' 5 times that year. So now I visit the spa and deal with someone who's happy to see me, happy with what we're doing and that's it. No birthdays to remember, no anniversaries, no Christmas gift guessing, no rugrats. And I can breathe. I do what I want, when I want, with my money.
I've tried dating and it's a disaster too. I think I'm too nice. Most women seem addicted to assholes. I'm well off, have two cars and own a house. I'm shunned while total losers get women left and right. Fuck'them all.
The spa just works too well.
Just my opinion and experience talking.
I haven't been in a few weeks and hope to post when I do.
Cabbie![/QUOTE]
Thanks for all your information buy who gives a shit. I know I don't.
Enough with lawyer talk. I know I'm not a frequent contributor, but I could care less about someone's travails with their bad marriage. What ever happened to detailed MP reports with a happy ending. Sheesh.
Had a sore shoulder again and decided to get it worked on. I had heard about a great lady at the JH, Val. She was tall and slender, wide hips and nice B cups. The shoulder work was poor, but I could only imagine that she could provide some quality relaxation. Imagined a nice cbj and figured if I had tried a 40 tip would have been sufficiant. Wouldn't return for her, but I'm sure if someone wanted FS they could have it no problem. Think she's there till Tues.
If you don't have the money to play, stay home. I often overtip because it sets me apart from the likes of you. I have the money and always receive star treatment. Also, several times I have printed items from these pages and handed them out to SW and AMPs. I think that if they know we are talking, they will improve service.
[QUOTE=Djbeercat1]It sets me apart from the likes of you.[/QUOTE]
DJdumbCat,
You obviously have an over inflated opinion of your own self worth. Of course the providers know standards rates, and are willing to (falsely) drool and your flashy bucks. Name of the game is capitalism, which sets the standard rates. Your self indulgence only inflates your over sized head.
We still get the same at standart rates. Knock yourself (and your wallet) out.
BDog
Had a hunger for Chinese today, and went to Arizona in Towson. Was met at the door by C, cute little 25 or so, beautiful A / B nips, and a juicy kitty. Excellent massage, really. One of the best I've had. OTC and UTC roaming allowed along with LFK. Very pleasant and friendly. Standard tuition and tip, left with a smile and will definitely be back. I don't know how long she will be there, but treat her well.
Monger Safe
Baldconan1
[QUOTE=Butter Dog]DJdumbCat,
You obviously have an over inflated opinion of your own self worth. Of course the providers know standards rates, and are willing to (falsely) drool and your flashy bucks. Name of the game is capitalism, which sets the standard rates. Your self indulgence only inflates your over sized head.
We still get the same at standart rates. Knock yourself (and your wallet) out.
BDog[/QUOTE]Thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself.
[QUOTE=Baldconan1]Had a hunger for Chinese today, and went to Arizona in Towson. Was met at the door by C, cute little 25 or so, beautiful A / B nips, and a juicy kitty. Excellent massage, really. One of the best I've had. OTC and UTC roaming allowed along with LFK. Very pleasant and friendly. Standard tuition and tip, left with a smile and will definitely be back. I don't know how long she will be there, but treat her well.
Monger Safe
Baldconan1[/QUOTE]
Use abbreviations standardized by the Administrator ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url]. Nobody knows what OTC and UTC means.
[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Use abbreviations standardized by the Administrator ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url]. Nobody knows what OTC and UTC means.[/QUOTE]
He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.[/QUOTE]
That is what I meant. Sorry about the confusion, I thought I had seen those terms here before.
Baldconan1
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]He means Over the Clothes and Under the Clothes I believe. Neither of which are in the list of acronyms.
Of course OTC usually means "Off the Clock" in hobby speak, so, just spell it out to avoid confusion.[/QUOTE]
"Over The Clothes" and "Under The Clothes" roaming? hahahaha! Wow! I was thinking it was something more hardcore (e.g. rimming, bj, facial, daty, greek, trip to the island, snowball, etc.). And your acronyms are only referring to groping over her jacket and under her jacket? Hahahaha!
*sigh... How I miss those days when something as simple as either of these use to get me off... Then I graduated into middle school. hahahaha!
Hey all, long time lurker who doesn't post. (Let the flogging begin!)
I know TBC in towson has russian girls, but last time I was there they had 2 and both were in their 40s :( Can anyone give me a name of a place that has russian girls? Dont care what is or what is not on the menu, just love those Russian girls :)
I ll throw a review out to return the favor :)
Review:
JH near Towson
Vivian, about 20 yrs old, tall, thin, definately a spinner. Everything is on the menu for the standard gift. Showed me a nice time, very passionate girl! I highly recommend if you like them young and thin. She is from Taiwan btw.
ANY help would be very appreciated!
I looked through your Baltimore MPR and couldn't find any mention of Albertos on Eastern. I had my first AMP dream there a month or so ago, by accident. On a business trip, after a day of golf, found an open spa near my hotel. Open till 11. What luck. Walked about a mile, entered, welcomed, and told to undress. Awkward, OK, brought to a t/s where I was washed thoroughly. Yes! This is fun. Back in the room, was overly joyed from young Lisa climbing on top and rubbing my back. When she asked me to roll over, I had to apologize for getting "excited so easily". She asked me if I wanted it massaged (with a little extra flair) and wanted a bit tip. At this point, money was no object. Birth of a monger. Back at the ranch in NC, I found many similar locations and have visited quite a few; none matched the service Lisa provided. Although I now realize how much I overpayed for the service, it was well worth the investment.
Just the initiation fee.
Accurate review below about Vivian:)
She's incredibly tall (Like 5'9"), young, and thin. Very very sweet, very pretty and some serious skills. Don't expect a great massage, but you won't care. Bad news, she's leaving on Sunday.
I used to love seeing Lucy (nice nials and she learned to scratch the way I love it), but she left also. Guess it's the usual turn over.
I'll chime in about TBC. Last time I was there, pickings were slim. 3 girls, nothing special, service was acceptable, but certainly not worth the steep entrance fee. Btw, if you're planning on trying them out, make sure to say you want relaxation therapy. Saying "I want a massage" can get you push back and talk of scheduling you in sometime next week.
I know I'm a bit slanted in that I'm focused on women with long nials and scratching, and of course that doesn't go well with massage. Lucy was the only one I had found with even somewhat long nials, and now she's gone. Anyone with intel on any provider who has what I'm interested in, I'd greatly appreciate a lead.
[QUOTE=Theshadow777]Hey all, long time lurker who doesn't post. (Let the flogging begin!)
I know TBC in towson has russian girls, but last time I was there they had 2 and both were in their 40s :( Can anyone give me a name of a place that has russian girls? Dont care what is or what is not on the menu, just love those Russian girls :)
I ll throw a review out to return the favor :)
Review:
JH near Towson
Vivian, about 20 yrs old, tall, thin, definately a spinner. Everything is on the menu for the standard gift. Showed me a nice time, very passionate girl! I highly recommend if you like them young and thin. She is from Taiwan btw.
ANY help would be very appreciated![/QUOTE]
Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.
[QUOTE=Rocko2]I looked through your Baltimore MPR and couldn't find any mention of Albertos on Eastern. I had my first AMP dream there a month or so ago, by accident. On a business trip, after a day of golf, found an open spa near my hotel. Open till 11. What luck. Walked about a mile, entered, welcomed, and told to undress. Awkward, OK, brought to a t/s where I was washed thoroughly. Yes! This is fun. Back in the room, was overly joyed from young Lisa climbing on top and rubbing my back. When she asked me to roll over, I had to apologize for getting "excited so easily". She asked me if I wanted it massaged (with a little extra flair) and wanted a bit tip. At this point, money was no object. Birth of a monger. Back at the ranch in NC, I found many similar locations and have visited quite a few; none matched the service Lisa provided. Although I now realize how much I overpayed for the service, it was well worth the investment.
Just the initiation fee.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Asianscratch]Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.[/QUOTE]I've tried Lisa and wouldn't request her services again. It's hard to find a good massage place in town these days.
[QUOTE=Asianscratch]Every time I go there out of lazyness, there seems to be nothing but ancient Koreans. :) If you got someone young, then I must just have bad luck of the draw. :) I'll have to try asking for Lisa the next time I'm too lazy to drive out of the city proper.
Don't get me wrong, the TS, and the quick sauna to dry off, then massage are all nice and relaxing, but sometimes the older Korean providers have a mean side. I've had them burping and farting, running off to take a crap, then come back in the room and let out too many years of frustration by hopping up on my back and trying to crack every last bone in my spine. (albertos has ceiling bars for them to hold onto if you have them walk on your back) I had one of them give me shit cause I told her to "stop, you're fucking torturing me. Stop trying to crack my back." Done right it feels great, but an overweight 46 year old, chain smoking korean lady with indigestion can feel like hell if they repeatedly "snap" the ball of their foot into the same spot to try and get it to crack. God forbid you're a slow finisher. LOL. I've gotten some serious abuse heaped on me for taking too long at the end. :) I am always up front though and tell them what I want "lady with long nials" and that it's probably not worth their effort when they don't have them, but of course they will always try. The ultimate shitstorm, is when I tell them to "Just stop. You're not gonna make it happen." lol
Yep, Albertos has been the only place that I've had a genuinely shitty time. Yet, I still go back. Why? Cause I'm lazy :) and cause now and again you do get a good provider who knows how to make you feel like a little kid, gives a good massage, and manages to make you relax even when you didn't think you could.[/QUOTE]I had a provider at Alberto's almost twist my ear off one time, claiming it was a very relaxing experience. My ear hurt for two weeks! Never asked for that girl again.
Went to Albertos today. Had to see for myself. Found Lisa. While she was fine looking, the experience was overpriced and rather bland. Standard fare, very cautious and rushed. I was happy when I left, but yearned for something more. Don't waste your time or money.
If I were dreaming I would have gone to T Heart and seen the selection. Vivian was still there, she was fun last week. Would have chosen the new girl Stacy. Stacy has a nice rack and is quite friendly. In my dream it was FS with little hesitation but the massage kind of sucked. Overall Rosmary is still the best experiance I could dream about. 7 for the hr and a 8 tip is what I woke up remembering.
I'd like to dream about a better place, more of the incall set up with a woman who can massage and provide other relaxation.
Has anyone been to Royalty?
Is that place any good.
I have been there numerous times. Great place if all you are looking for is full body massage with happy ending and a girl that will go topless or nude for a tip. PM me with any specific questions.
[QUOTE=Mills Fidget]Has anyone been to Royalty?
Is that place any good.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mills Fidget]Has anyone been to Royalty?
Is that place any good.[/QUOTE]RTFF. Please. Geesh!
[QUOTE=Mills Fidget]Has anyone been to Royalty?
Is that place any good.[/QUOTE]
Best there is in B-more.