Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[QUOTE=LiveTryrpt;6724299]Saw ItalyVegas from hx recently. She is a short, black girl with big tits and round ass, pretty much resembles her touched up pics o hx. She is very friendly, super clean, smelled great and provided amazing GFE service. She is a little darker than the pics on hx if it matters to anyone. Started off with DFK and proceeded to DATY after a while. DATY and FIV combo was great as she was very responsive to it. BBBJ and head game were on point, BLS was ok, but DT was awesome.

Tried multiple positions and finished with COB after hard pounding, she was up for it. MSOG is included in the hr session and I went for it. The only negative in my opinion is that she is not as tight as I have would have liked.

Overall, very satisfied with session and jr was happy.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ItalyVegas[/URL][/QUOTE]She is on my list of future dates. She checks most of my boxes. Been getting lots of ratings already and only started 10 days ago. Means her service is good. My guess with regards to looks would be the pic below with the blue dress to be the one opening the incall hotel door when you knock. I disregard the professional and highly Photoshopped pics in any albums as being too optimistic. Thanks for the review. Will try to rawdog this one LOL.

[QUOTE=Flaco220;6725194]I saw her in 2019 and this is the info I sent someone else when they inquired about her.

Her body is fine, it was too dark to get a good look, for me it was a one and done type of deal, super friendly person, nice body but her rates are a tad high in my opinion, her BBBJ was good though. I'd recommend for one session but you might like her more, it just depends on what it is you like or maybe there wasn't much chemistry between us. Hope this helps.

I also remember the meeting taking place across from Irvine Spectrum, she made me wait a little because she wasn't ready but other than that the session went well. I know the info isn't the best but this is all I have.[/QUOTE]I did a doubles session with marie Basset which called herself back in the day circa 2010 and OmgAva (hx).

Was magical and as years went by mbasset which she calls herself now has gained some weight but as many woman do when they get in the 30's.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6705656]Sure, but you have to do two things for me. First, join Hx and pay the $25 membership fee. Start banging girls and once you become a Level 1, then hit me up.

Second, start contributing here. Once you become a Senior member who publishes credible reports and stays away from pointless angry male Karen drama, then hit me up.

As an incentive, here are some action of one of the 18 yo Mexican cuties, named "J". Damn that 18 yo pussy was like a virgin. I already DATY her for a good 15 minutes to prep for my penteration but she still screamed bloody murder when I slammed the plum-sized dick head deep inside. Made that pussy bleed a bit. But once inside, the screams were replaced by moans and Oh daddy your dick feels so good! In Spanish of course.[/QUOTE]Bro,

What's the HX I'd? I'm already a member!

[QUOTE=Bribs000;6724741]CelineBaby was one in a million. Taylor Swift doppelganger. Too bad she left so soon.[/QUOTE]Not the greatest service but she was SUPER HOT. She actually still looks great, I'm friends with her on instagram she just got engaged to some old dude.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6723380]Yeah totally miss that girl. Reminds me of that song Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield: "She's loving him with that body I just know it, and he's holding her in his arms late, late, at night ".

Wherever this brunette is right now, I am sure she is pleasuring his dude with that body, mouf, and pussy as much as he wants. But there is also a flip side to that.

Like the saying goes, it don't matter how hot a girl is, somewhere out there, there's a guy who is totally tired of her bullshit! LOL.[/QUOTE]Nice screenshots. Looks like you saw her porn too.

Just wanted to contribute on here. Kind of new to the site. Love the info some of you are throwing down. I'm a lvl 4 on hx.

Seen uncommon26 a couple times. Total of 2.

She's pretty chill a little on the off side haha. "BNG / qq for 100, half hour for 160 and an hour is 240 (MSOG with the hour).

DFK / LFK CBJ BBBJ COF / COB DATY /69 CS CFS, most positions and MSOG with the hour. Greek is 50 extra and depends on size. Video / pics for private use only +50 ".

That's what I have saved her for her. She balked on the BBBJ once. The second time I seen her. The first time I seen her I thought she was homeless so I didn't want to risk it hahaha. But like I said she's just a little off. My point of view. She's super chill though. Even the CBJ was pretty good. She super petitte it was fun throwing her around. Has a nice set on top, that I'm sure in her younger days were a lot more fun. Both times I seen her, the pounding was so good I just finished in the bag. I love doing COF on these girls. But this girl made me bust in the bag for what it counts. I'd recommend for a nice release. Wouldn't be my first choice but it will def be in the mix.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6705656]Sure, but you have to do two things for me. First, join Hx and pay the $25 membership fee. Start banging girls and once you become a Level 1, then hit me up.

Second, start contributing here. Once you become a Senior member who publishes credible reports and stays away from pointless angry male Karen drama, then hit me up.

As an incentive, here are some action of one of the 18 yo Mexican cuties, named "J". Damn that 18 yo pussy was like a virgin. I already DATY her for a good 15 minutes to prep for my penteration but she still screamed bloody murder when I slammed the plum-sized dick head deep inside. Made that pussy bleed a bit. But once inside, the screams were replaced by moans and Oh daddy your dick feels so good! In Spanish of course.[/QUOTE]I just started off on HX. Can you send the info on any cuties you know? Feel free to DM. I would be willing to compensate you LOL.

[QUOTE=HuggiBear;6728603]Just wanted to contribute on here. Kind of new to the site. Love the info some of you are throwing down. I'm a lvl 4 on hx.

Seen uncommon26 a couple times. Total of 2.

She's pretty chill a little on the off side haha. "BNG / qq for 100, half hour for 160 and an hour is 240 (MSOG with the hour).

DFK / LFK CBJ BBBJ COF / COB DATY /69 CS CFS, most positions and MSOG with the hour. Greek is 50 extra and depends on size. Video / pics for private use only +50 ".

That's what I have saved her for her. She balked on the BBBJ once. The second time I seen her. The first time I seen her I thought she was homeless so I didn't want to risk it hahaha. But like I said she's just a little off. My point of view. She's super chill though. Even the CBJ was pretty good. She super petitte it was fun throwing her around. Has a nice set on top, that I'm sure in her younger days were a lot more fun. Both times I seen her, the pounding was so good I just finished in the bag. I love doing COF on these girls. But this girl made me bust in the bag for what it counts. I'd recommend for a nice release. Wouldn't be my first choice but it will def be in the mix.[/QUOTE]I've heard from a few buddies that she is a Freak in the sheets, the Floor, the shower, the table, and will ride the shit out your penis!

She is kinda ghetto for me but heard she can suck the D very well with a lot of spit and shine going on!

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;6729892]I've heard from a few buddies that she is a Freak in the sheets, the Floor, the shower, the table, and will ride the shit out your penis!

She is kinda ghetto for me but heard she can suck the D very well with a lot of spit and shine going on![/QUOTE]Seen her last night cause she was conveniently down the street from me. It was a good time doggy was fun just cause I'm big and she's little hahaha. But yea BBBJ was point the finish was fun. She was also having a good day so it was fun.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6725469]I don't know how you 2 Einsteins managed to become Level 4 on Hx and not know how Hx works. You don't find these bookers. They find you.[/QUOTE]Bro I have been on HX since 2010. Leveling up to 4. Have contacts with many bookers. Your particular booker has apparently never found me, maybe because I don't see many Latina's. Just asking for an assist to link me up. I'm open for a DM.

Saw her a couple of weeks ago when she was in oc. Nice hotel by Mickey. Girl is amazing. GFE for sure. Just a sweet girl. Like I would never expect a girl like that to do this for a living. Pretty face, nice body, beautiful ass. Especially when going doggie on it. Awesome service BBBJ on point, nothing out of this world but got the job done. Girl was punctual clean just a good time. Donated 180 for the half. Def going to repeat with her.

Saw her a couple of weeks ago when she was in oc. Nice hotel by Mickey. Girl is amazing. GFE for sure. Just a sweet girl. Like I would never expect a girl like that to do this for a living. Pretty face, nice body, beautiful ass. Especially when going doggie on it. Awesome service BBBJ on point, nothing out of this world but got the job done. Girl was punctual clean just a good time. Donated 180 for the half. Def going to repeat with her.

Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.

[QUOTE=MaxMonster;6740154]Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.[/QUOTE]No personal experience with her. I did PM her a while back and this is what she said. "30 minutes is 250 $.

60 minutes is 400 $.

I'm down for kissing, GFE, Facial, COB, CIM, CIMWS, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, FS, GS, HJ, NSA, PSEWC, Toys ok, I love camel slides " looks like she is down going in raw. Camels slide and psewc kind of hints at that.

Seems fun but I have a budget that I stick to and she's outside of that. Hope this helps.

Let us know how it goes if you do take the plunge.

Any newer reviews for Apple? I know she's been around but would appreciate more current thoughts on her.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6725469]I don't know how you 2 Einsteins managed to become Level 4 on Hx and not know how Hx works. You don't find these bookers. They find you.[/QUOTE]Don't be jealous. I'm level 6 on hx.

[QUOTE=HuggiBear;6740198]No personal experience with her. I did PM her a while back and this is what she said. "30 minutes is 250 $.

60 minutes is 400 $.

I'm down for kissing, GFE, Facial, COB, CIM, CIMWS, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, FS, GS, HJ, NSA, PSEWC, Toys ok, I love camel slides " looks like she is down going in raw. Camels slide and psewc kind of hints at that.

Seems fun but I have a budget that I stick to and she's outside of that. Hope this helps.

Let us know how it goes if you do take the plunge.[/QUOTE]What does the WC mean in PSEWC.

[QUOTE=Pineapples1;6741135]What does the WC mean in PSEWC.[/QUOTE]With Condom.

I've been seeing ladies post PSE in their menus followed by CFS only / NO BBFS right after in their details.

[QUOTE=Pineapples1;6741135]What does the WC mean in PSEWC.[/QUOTE]PSE with condom.

I asked for her menu a while ago I was kinda like ok. LOL.

[QUOTE=MaxMonster;6740154]Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.[/QUOTE]She 's okay. A bit of a flake, and can't suck dick or fuck as good as one would think being a mature chick. She is probably the less.

Skilled older babes I've seen, to date.

[QUOTE=BJojo;6742437]She 's okay. A bit of a flake, and can't suck dick or fuck as good as one would think being a mature chick. She is probably the less.

Skilled older babes I've seen, to date.[/QUOTE]I concur. TONS O' Bark. After thst. Meh. Like big time meh. She's quite bigger and more flabby than her pics present. ESPECIALLY for the 1/2 donation.

[QUOTE=GuysTT2;6742472]I concur. TONS O' Bark. After thst. Meh. Like big time meh. She's quite bigger and more flabby than her pics present. ESPECIALLY for the 1/2 donation.[/QUOTE]Thank you guys.

Saw her a couple weeks back. Pretty good time. Easy on the wallet. Pics weren't really what I got in person haha. But this girl does work. Her BBBJ was pretty spot on, multiple pos, really chill female. Good vibe clean hotel. On the finish did CIM swallow is not on the menu. But when I finished she took mine down like a champ. Def recommend for a good time. This is what her details are.

BBBJ cim dt.

Facefucking.

Cock worship.

Daty dato.

Fiv dfk cfs.

120/15 m BJ cim only.

150/30 m.

200/45 m msog.

250/60 m msog.

[QUOTE=SkankHunt42;6740212]Don't be jealous. I'm level 6 on hx.[/QUOTE]🤣. 🤣. 🤣. 🤣.

Very few times have I been this blown away by disappointment.

This girl was a waste of a good load. I love me a huge rack and this girl was on my list for a minute. Finally saw her and regretted it the whole way home. First the location, she gave me the wrong city added another 10 minutes of driving no big deal at the beginning. The hotel itself was an absolute dump. Finally make my way up to her, she is a whole lot bigger in person. Tits were spot on, some of the biggest I've ever handled. But the performance was awful. The BJ was about a minute long. Then she just lays there. No thrill no excitements, Looked like she was falling asleep half the time. Downstairs it smelled funny. I ended up just finishing myself while looking those tits. Didn't want to do CIM. Not worth the money even thought it's wallet friendly.

[QUOTE=HuggiBear;6753839]Very few times have I been this blown away by disappointment.

This girl was a waste of a good load. I love me a huge rack and this girl was on my list for a minute. Finally saw her and regretted it the whole way home. First the location, she gave me the wrong city added another 10 minutes of driving no big deal at the beginning. The hotel itself was an absolute dump. Finally make my way up to her, she is a whole lot bigger in person. Tits were spot on, some of the biggest I've ever handled. But the performance was awful. The BJ was about a minute long. Then she just lays there. No thrill no excitements, Looked like she was falling asleep half the time. Downstairs it smelled funny. I ended up just finishing myself while looking those tits. Didn't want to do CIM. Not worth the money even thought it's wallet friendly.[/QUOTE]Them Big ASS sagging Titties did it! LOL.

Just google Danni lynne adult movie or porn.

[QUOTE=Novi15;6740202]Any newer reviews for Apple? I know she's been around but would appreciate more current thoughts on her.[/QUOTE]Saw her few years back. Older thai MILF, guess in her 40's. Decent service but just couldn't click with her. decent rate

[QUOTE=MaxMonster;6740154]Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.[/QUOTE]Met her last month. Def in her 40's but looked good. Great slim body and extremely bubbly personality that bordered on spastic. Decent service you could prob get at any AMP. I won't repeat again. Texted, got the full menu, and then headed over. Had to decipher a damn map of directions in order to get to the actual room. Once I arrived it was very uniquely decorated with lights and music, but I appreciated the vibe. Once I entered the room she was a great ball of energy and let me use the shower to freshen up. Then the strip tease and mouth teasing commenced but that was very very short lived as she wanted to get to the main event right away. Once we were underway she was very verbal but also had a lot of rules as to positioning and pace. Kept on stopping me and then fidgeted with her speaker, then we would start over and she would stop because it was too cold or he back was hurting. I hurried to finish and cleaned up and she was trying to chat with me and hang out because I still had plenty of time on the clock, but I just excused myself and booked it out of there. Not my cup of tea but she might be yours.

[QUOTE=SadDracula562;6758149]Met her last month. Def in her 40's but looked good. Great slim body and extremely bubbly personality that bordered on spastic. Decent service you could prob get at any AMP. I won't repeat again. Texted, got the full menu, and then headed over. Had to decipher a damn map of directions in order to get to the actual room. Once I arrived it was very uniquely decorated with lights and music, but I appreciated the vibe. Once I entered the room she was a great ball of energy and let me use the shower to freshen up. Then the strip tease and mouth teasing commenced but that was very very short lived as she wanted to get to the main event right away. Once we were underway she was very verbal but also had a lot of rules as to positioning and pace. Kept on stopping me and then fidgeted with her speaker, then we would start over and she would stop because it was too cold or he back was hurting. I hurried to finish and cleaned up and she was trying to chat with me and hang out because I still had plenty of time on the clock, but I just excused myself and booked it out of there. Not my cup of tea but she might be yours.[/QUOTE]LOL man sounds like she's too old for this!!

Back for a couple days. Brittany was a lot of fun, sorry I'm going to miss her!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Brittany.Ford[/URL]

I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ([blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue]) for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

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[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6759154]I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ("nigga") for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?[/QUOTE]Well she can say good bye to a nice body, and then her business will really tank, if she becomes fat!! And to add to it she's a verrrry unreliable provider, and a true.

Waste of time to set up a date with.

[QUOTE=BadInfluence;6758898]Back for a couple days. Brittany was a lot of fun, sorry I'm going to miss her!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Brittany.Ford[/URL][/QUOTE]Does not look like she was very busy during this short trip to OC. Only 2 ratings for this fresh new handle. Maybe other guys seen her but did not rate who knows?

What's interesting is her posted age. She is actually closer to 30 now and has popped out a couple of clones. Also still using the same pics she uploaded when she first joined Hx in January 2017. I was one of her very first clients at the end of that month, then became her regular before she left Hx. Then came back under a new handle in 2021 and I saw her one time again in Irvine.

Very pretty blonde Barbie who used to be $200-$300 back in 2017 but now raised her rates. I had a lot of fun with her.

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6762542]Does not look like she was very busy during this short trip to OC. Only 2 ratings for this fresh new handle. Maybe other guys seen her but did not rate who knows?

What's interesting is her posted age. She is actually closer to 30 now and has popped out a couple of clones. Also still using the same pics she uploaded when she first joined Hx in January 2017. I was one of her very first clients at the end of that month, then became her regular before she left Hx. Then came back under a new handle in 2021 and I saw her one time again in Irvine.

Very pretty blonde Barbie who used to be $200-$300 back in 2017 but now raised her rates. I had a lot of fun with her.[/QUOTE]If she wasn't busy it was by choice. I tried booking with her and had a tentative time scheduled but I didn't confirm until 30 minutes later and the timeslot already became unavailable. I tried booking with her another time and she said she was booked solid.

Saw a post about her on one of these threads a few days ago. Can confirm it's a catfish type. Pics look good but when you see her in person it leaves a lot to be desired. Sometimes you get a girl that doesn't look like her pics. But she makes up for it in the service side this one did not barely any BJ. Camel slide which is one of my favs was pretty bad. It was more like a slide on her right than her pussy. Service was pretty bad, even jr started to go limp. Finally just finished on her tits even that took some convincing. Just too many rules after the disappointment of the looks. Would not recommend this girl. Find another to pass the time. Her details go "GFE, daty, dato, cfs, lfk, dfk, Deep Throat BBBJ, Spitting Choking. Fiv, fia cot, coa, Covered camel, uncovered camel Russian, Italian roll play, bdsm, atm, ptm, Rimming, Greek is extra.

Any other request or extras I am open to just ask and we can work it out.

In call:

30- 200.

45- 255 - special 230.

60-350 - special 300 ".

[QUOTE=AceMcNasty;6759154]I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ([blue]Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin[/blue]) for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing [u]racial epithets[/u].

Please be advised that Forum Members who succeed in having three or more of their reports deleted for personal attacks, racial epithets or other derogatory comments, will be banned under the Forum's Serial Antagonist Policy.[/blue][/QUOTE]Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.

[QUOTE=Juma29;6764814]Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.[/QUOTE]Well it couldn't have been mine as I got neutered and got no bullets left in any chamber LOL. Her body is perfect and will be hard to see it get fatter and bigger in the next 8 months. Let's just hope she bounces back to her skinny firm fighting weight. Nothing destroys a girlish figure like cloning. I am so not into Mom bods LOL.

[QUOTE=SoCalBrownBear;6738134]Saw her a couple of weeks ago when she was in oc. Nice hotel by Mickey. Girl is amazing. GFE for sure. Just a sweet girl. Like I would never expect a girl like that to do this for a living. Pretty face, nice body, beautiful ass. Especially when going doggie on it. Awesome service BBBJ on point, nothing out of this world but got the job done. Girl was punctual clean just a good time. Donated 180 for the half. Def going to repeat with her.[/QUOTE]I've seen her too and yeah she's great. She's added quite a few more tattoos than when I first saw her, but her service has remained the same. She has a hot alternative look but looks so innocent. Great kissing, BBBJ as long as you want, likes BLS. Fucks back in doggy and makes all the right noises. Saw she includes Greek now in HR sessions so will definitely take her up on that next time she's in town.

Honestly had a good time with all the baby crew Aurora is amazing too, even bengallilove when she was back with them was full GFE and nothing like other reports here (must've gotten jaded over time) Worst was Kitiee, seemed out of it the whole time and she smelled like pee, it was really bad.

Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?

[QUOTE=RobertRock3;6770594]Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?[/QUOTE]Uhhhh, can ya not log in and search here?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/search/people/?new=1[/URL]