Stg what they really mean in ads
From the Chatt board. I was there a few months ago for an overnight and the dude nails it:
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STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I charge $20 to change positions.
Curvy: I only eat junkfood and you have to lift my gut to find the hole.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if on minute 13 of our QV.
Don't waist my time: Hey look guys, I don't post a menu and I need you to guess what I am willing to do or you won't pay my high prices for a CBJ where I barely lick the the receptacle tip. So don't ask questions. And stop calling me when I ghost you, that wastes my time too.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my uncle dad who took my virginity. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Party Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining".
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, however if you see me at the right time you can watch his load drip out just before I give you limited access covered in 2 condoms.
Exotic: My great great great grandmother thinks we might be part Cherokee.
Tight kitty: If you screw the right side the left side will get jealous.
Be on time: So I can make you sit in the parking for 20 minutes as I make excuses for not giving you a room number.
My * page: I would rather you just pay me and get half ass porn pictures even though you can get better porn for free from porn hub.
Visit my porn hub page: So you can see random guys bare back me fully with a cream pie even though you only get to stick a covered pecker in inch into me.
Deep throat: for extra rosesI might lick your pee hole and call it deep throat.
Mike1701 Strawberry and latina
[QUOTE=Mike1701;5409718]I just tried to text them last week. Working on a late night meet.
In my opinion, they was rude and obnoxious.
Not wasting my time or the dead presidents.
Yea I been around awhile, so I know the game.
The love goes as far as the president stretches.[/QUOTE]You made the right decision bro. Glad you did and I hope more will read the boards.
Trinity and not so hot MILF
[QUOTE=BucketList4;5418837]Hey guys, any one seen this one? Been laying low for a while. Tried calling one time about a week ago and it just rang, no answer. Can anyone vouch for her or seen her lately? Thanks.
[URL]https://jackson-tn.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/call-now-4-your-1-way-to-the/788782402862[/URL][/QUOTE]You don't really want to (rush rush rush) and you dang sure don't want to try the other one either [URL]https://jackson-tn.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hott-horny-milf615-821-0772-i/795281002268[/URL] , She is up another 50 pounds since these pictures. Scammed a friend of mine. Cash and dash.
Catalina f / k / a Jessica
I had previously reported on this young lady a year and a half or so ago. At the time I recommend her and would have repeated. Saw her again last week, knew that she may have a more limited menu now, but that didn't bother me any. I totally could have caught her on a bad day. But very distracted during the session, multiple phone checks. Just didn't seem to care. Would not repeat again at this point.
Catalina f / k / a Jessica
[QUOTE=NewShark08;5434728]I had previously reported on this young lady a year and a half or so ago. At the time I recommend her and would have repeated. Saw her again last week, knew that she may have a more limited menu now, but that didn't bother me any. I totally could have caught her on a bad day. But very distracted during the session, multiple phone checks. Just didn't seem to care. Would not repeat again at this point.[/QUOTE]Same experience. I saw her multiple times, very good. Then her service and attitude became terrible and she was rushing one in after another without cleaning. Done.