Tuesday 2/27/07 @ 6:00 PM - Stock Market Correction Hits Fig
After a tough day of trading on the stock market where I lost a lot of my cheddar (on paper at least) in a matter of minutes I felt like getting a cheap BJ from a hot SW to relax me and make me feel privileged again, so I got off of the 110 and instead took Fig on my way home at around 6:00 PM.
I saw two older ho's on the corner of 108th street on the west side of Fig by the Liquor store there. One was a crazy BSW who was wearing a bikini bottom and jacket on top (really, no pants, skirt, or shorts at all), topped off by the stripper shoes. She looked like a character out of the HBO Hooker documentary they run every now and then. Then there where two BSW's in their late 20's around 97th st. walking while pretending to talk on their cell, one was decent wearing a denim jacket and matching jean pants. I would've picked her up if I would've known that the hottie gallery was going to be empty.
Once I got to the hottie gallery I came to the realization that all the hot girls I saw there last week at the same time and day were gone, only one BSW was there on the east corner of 69th wearing skin-tight beige colored pants. Unfortunately she was too heavy for my taste...she should try the new whole wheat Krispy Kreme donuts instead of the old ones which are bad for you :) . Or maybe they decided to change their schedule to midnight which is why Hadezh saw so much action there last night....and I only saw 6 ho's total compared to around 20 last week (8 of which were to my liking).
I'd like to go see the action Hadezh described there around midnight, but unfortunately I've learned I can't go mongering there around midnight because my expensive car sticks out like a sore thumb in that neighborhood at midnight. LE instantly makes a u-turn when they see me driving there after 10:00 PM and tails me for a bit (probably checking my plates to see if my car's stolen), then leaves me alone after catching up to me and taking a look at me and making sure it's not some 16 year old joyriding a car they carjacked a little while ago. It's happened the only 2 times I've been on Fig past 10:00pm. Around 6:00pm I've never had any problems since there's a lot of traffic and other nice cars taking Fig as an alternate to the 110 parking lot.
I was really surprised that there weren't more ho's out there at this time of the month. Maybe a lot of my fellow mongers were too depressed from the 416 point DOW drop to go out looking for them and they just got tired of standing on the corner waiting and left home. Or maybe it was the two LAPD cops on bicycles going around the perimeter of the Hottie Gallery that scared all the hot ho's away.
Anyways, I decided to just go home and reflect on the day. I got home and drank straight from a bottle of cheap Johnnie Walker Red Label scotch while sitting on the cold cement floor of my 3 car garage.... oh well, can't wait till the Bull market returns and I don't feel guilty spending more than $40 on ho's.
Fig @ 6:00 PM 2/28/07 - Ghost Town and Bicycle LAPD cops again :(
The day was more upbeat in the stock market today and I decided to try and celebrate by splurging on some a hot BSW like Destiny which I picked up on Fig las week. Unfortunately, Fig was completely empty all the way from Imperial until I finally saw two ho's at the corner of 49th. A damn ghost town...the only thing missing was the soundtrack from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly playing on my stereo.
Sadly, the only thing that I did see were the two LAPD bicycle cops, again 1 block north of Gage. Everytime I see those two pigs I know it's going to be a dry day. Why are the ho's so affraid of these two bicycle cops, while at the same time not seeming to care as much about the pigs in cars? Or was it the cold weather that kept the ho's away (it was 58 degrees)?
I'll give it one final try tomorrow evening to see if the ho's came out of their holes...otherwise I'll just head straight to the Formosa House AAMP in Monterey Park and get some hot Korean or Taiwanese Pussy without wasting a tank of gas .